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"Sense of adventure guys .... plus the best nurses are in A&E " Tell us that when your todge turns black and drops off | |||
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"Sense of adventure guys .... plus the best nurses are in A&E Tell us that when your todge turns black and drops off "When it turns black I'll be able to reply to a whole lot more profiles ???? | |||
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"Sense of adventure guys .... plus the best nurses are in A&E Tell us that when your todge turns black and drops off
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"Then the nettles will get all over the other persons hand and mouth when they wank/suck you off? "??? You must have done it differently to me ???? | |||
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"Everyone has their own kink. Nettle play isn't a new thing. It's not for me but sounds like you enjoyed it. " And when said person wants formic acid in the mouth go to bj OP | |||
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"Walking down a secluded lane this morning I had a few kinky thoughts running through my head leading to the inevitable hard on. I just happened to be walking past some stinging nettles when the impulse to try out a kinky fantasy of mine took control Checking both directions it was all clear so I whipped out my cock, and being nice and hard it was dead easy to smack it against some nettles. The effect is slightly delayed but then the most beautiful excruciating feeling of my cock being stabbed by dozens of pins took over. I resisted the urge to wank myself off and decided to see where it would go. As the pain increased the head of my cock just became so bloated and sensitive. This lasted a few minutes then it gradually subsided but even now 8 hours later my cock is still tingling in a very satisfying manner. Next time I'd love to have someone with me to wank me off or even suck me off just to see whether that makes my cock more sensitive and whether my orgasm would be more intense. Has anyone taken this any further. Any females or couples want to join me next time ??" Lightweight! Bee stings are more intense and effective. Local bee keeper will not be amused however. | |||
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"I thought I'd heard everything before but this one is definitely unique fucking stupid but unique I have a wasps nest in my shed maybe you should pop round and dip your dick in might be right up your alley "You can keep your vanilla mate - bland ! | |||
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"I thought I'd heard everything before but this one is definitely unique fucking stupid but unique I have a wasps nest in my shed maybe you should pop round and dip your dick in might be right up your alley
You can keep your vanilla mate - bland !"I'm about as far from vanilla as you get but stinging your todger with nettles can not give you pleasure no matter how kinky you are lol | |||
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"I thought I'd heard everything before but this one is definitely unique fucking stupid but unique I have a wasps nest in my shed maybe you should pop round and dip your dick in might be right up your alley
You can keep your vanilla mate - bland ! I'm about as far from vanilla as you get but stinging your todger with nettles can not give you pleasure no matter how kinky you are lol"you really have no idea | |||
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"I thought I'd heard everything before but this one is definitely unique fucking stupid but unique I have a wasps nest in my shed maybe you should pop round and dip your dick in might be right up your alley
You can keep your vanilla mate - bland ! I'm about as far from vanilla as you get but stinging your todger with nettles can not give you pleasure no matter how kinky you are lol"I don't get water sports but it works for you apparently. Each to his own ..... you can fill your mouth with someone else's waste fluids I'll stimulate my cock. I hope you enjoy yourself ... I'm sure you do ! | |||
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"Still surprises me every day how fucking judgemental people are on here! I've been hearing about nettles and am curious to try it! that's on my bucket list "I feel the same, why don't people just enjoy being part of a diverse community. Hopefully we're all a little less than mainstream. I've just checked your profile and added you to my bucket list. I can do with some tattoo advice ... that's in my list as well. I want a Vesvigir !' | |||
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"After a life time living in the countryside and getting stung by nettles many times (with no ill effects) don't forget to rub a Dock leaf on stung area to sooth it. "Nature's tissue !! ???? | |||
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"Still surprises me every day how fucking judgemental people are on here! I've been hearing about nettles and am curious to try it! that's on my bucket list "most the comments on here seem to be very judgemental and very ill informed. I've been doing nettles for nigh on 35 years. It hasnt done anything to me. Yes there is some formic acid in the stinging nettle. What can cause a problem is that you can react badly to the sting and go into shock like many a, wasp or bee sting or bite reaction. Medical attention from a nettle sting is extremely rare.the nettle sting can last for up to 12 hours if left untouched. In fact stinging nettles have been used for 100s of years to treat things like muscle and joint pain, also for eczema, arthritis, gout and anemia. Today it is used in the treatment of urinary problems so What floats one persons boat does not mean it will interest all... Stinging nettles are used quite frequently in the world of bdsm. It is a kink, it is a fetish. | |||
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"See as I'm heavily into electrics. Stinging nettles really are quite mild. I don't expect anyone on here to fully understand. All you get are some judgemental comments and quips people think are funny. Each to their own.and if you havnt tried then you really don't know " Each to their own - I'll stick to nettles for now | |||
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"See as I'm heavily into electrics. Stinging nettles really are quite mild. I don't expect anyone on here to fully understand. All you get are some judgemental comments and quips people think are funny. Each to their own.and if you havnt tried then you really don't know " I’m surprised you think electrics are worse than needles? Which electrics exactly? E-stim and violent wands have never been worse than an irritant like nettles, especially as you can’t stop them once started. | |||
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OUCH!!! I am cringing just reading this but like it’s been said each to their own but I can’t hate been stung on my hand the thought of my cock or balls getting stung sounds like hell
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"There is a sub on here who posts photos of nettles in her ass and pussy with a latex gloves hand poking more in Each to there own but fuck that shit hate them bloody things unless I have a strimmer " What’s her name haha | |||
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"Walking down a secluded lane this morning I had a few kinky thoughts running through my head leading to the inevitable hard on. I just happened to be walking past some stinging nettles when the impulse to try out a kinky fantasy of mine took control Checking both directions it was all clear so I whipped out my cock, and being nice and hard it was dead easy to smack it against some nettles. The effect is slightly delayed but then the most beautiful excruciating feeling of my cock being stabbed by dozens of pins took over. I resisted the urge to wank myself off and decided to see where it would go. As the pain increased the head of my cock just became so bloated and sensitive. This lasted a few minutes then it gradually subsided but even now 8 hours later my cock is still tingling in a very satisfying manner. Next time I'd love to have someone with me to wank me off or even suck me off just to see whether that makes my cock more sensitive and whether my orgasm would be more intense. Has anyone taken this any further. Any females or couples want to join me next time ??" Next time pick some and stuff them in your underpants/boxers for an hour or so! Hours of fun to be had if you enjoy it. ;-) | |||
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"I wish you'd taken a picture. You would have had girth queens messaging you in droves and possibly made page 1 of the hot pics. Men if you want a thicker dick, take note of this thread
Holly"Don’t be getting any ideas
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"I wish you'd taken a picture. You would have had girth queens messaging you in droves and possibly made page 1 of the hot pics. Men if you want a thicker dick, take note of this thread
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Don’t be getting any ideas
LJ"As if i would!!!! 
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"See as I'm heavily into electrics. Stinging nettles really are quite mild. I don't expect anyone on here to fully understand. All you get are some judgemental comments and quips people think are funny. Each to their own.and if you havnt tried then you really don't know I’m surprised you think electrics are worse than needles? Which electrics exactly? E-stim and violent wands have never been worse than an irritant like nettles, especially as you can’t stop them once started." Haha nice autocorrect of violet to violent. With the right violet wand you can brand someone so believe me, they can hurt more than nettles! Also I'd take nettles over a cattle prod any day... | |||
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"I quite like nettles, wielding them, of course." Could be what I'm looking for ........ | |||
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"I don’t mind nettle stings. They’re just fizzes on hands, arms and legs, but not at all sure I’d want them on my lady bits." Why don't you start by experimenting on me and seeing for yourself how it goes for someone else. | |||
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"I wish you'd taken a picture. You would have had girth queens messaging you in droves and possibly made page 1 of the hot pics. Men if you want a thicker dick, take note of this thread
Holly"Next time Holly I will ......... mmm ..... Holly ....... now there's a thought ???? | |||
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"I know a dominatrix who put stinging nettles up a guys bum "I'm still looking to explore Level 2 before going that far. Would she take me on a journey ?? | |||
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"I’ve tried this a few times although not for a while... Keeps a nice fullness in the cock for ages" ?? I was concerned I'd meet someone I knew as at first it was making me gasp .... I wouldn't have been able to string a sentence together for the first 3 or 4 minutes | |||
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"Did you then have a wank with a dock leaf "Next time .... just need to find someone to hold the dock leaf !! | |||
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Next time Holly I will ......... mmm ..... Holly ....... now there's a thought ????"Haha glad i could give you a new idea. Remember the berries are poisnous though | |||
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"The Bottle Inn, Marshwood in Dorset has a world nettle eating championship on 29th July. Maybe you could add another event? "27th oops | |||
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"The Bottle Inn, Marshwood in Dorset has a world nettle eating championship on 29th July. Maybe you could add another event? "Great idea - working on the rules right now. Two classifications - Self administered and Inflicted !! | |||
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"Pah.. nettle rash on yer cock, thats for pansies.. Try rubbing chillis on the old boy and see where that takes you.. I would suggest a pot of yogurt to soothe the burn when it gets just too much... "Done this inadvertently and not too keen to go back there - girlfriend had chopped chillis making dinner and then a little later when she was wanking me I got the full effect .... spent half an hour with my cock in a pint glass of cold water. Should have got my own back by just bearing the pain and then having sex with her. Wasn't thinking fast enough !! It's genuinely excruciating !! | |||
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"Just an idea, but to take it to the next level, maybe a trip to the cactus house at Kew Gardens. "Ooooohhhh. I'm not adverse to an occasional prick but a cactus that's pushing it | |||
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"So look I am far from judgemental on stuff each to their own and all that. However ! I would have said that before anyone tries this maybe sting yourself one on the arm or something Just to check your not allergic or hypersensitive. Last thing you want is to discover your extremely allergic to nettle sting after you have daubed your old fella. Then ending up in a hospital bed with lots of sniggering going on behind the curtain." You're just giving people more ideas now ..... pain and humiliation ...... someone's bound to be up for that. Why else do people stick hoover attachments up their arse if not to go and hospital and get someone else to remove it ?? | |||
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"Pah.. nettle rash on yer cock, thats for pansies.. Try rubbing chillis on the old boy and see where that takes you.. I would suggest a pot of yogurt to soothe the burn when it gets just too much...
Done this inadvertently and not too keen to go back there - girlfriend had chopped chillis making dinner and then a little later when she was wanking me I got the full effect .... spent half an hour with my cock in a pint glass of cold water. Should have got my own back by just bearing the pain and then having sex with her. Wasn't thinking fast enough !! It's genuinely excruciating !!"Anyone that does this on purpose needs their bumps felt! In desperation to stop the burning i grabbed the first thing in the fridge that looked like it may work, a muller fruit corner.. It seemed to do the trick and the fruity corner was a tasty treat once the pain had subsided.. | |||
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"I was in the garden and spotted an adder. Now I know it's an endangered species, but I couldn't resist. I put a jar over it, got my shorts off and clamped the jar over my balls and shook the jar. Imagine the surge of pleasure when it sank its fangs into my nuts. The paramedics said they'd never seen anyone looking quite so blissful and contented." I use bench vice with splintered wood either side. Makes my eyes warter a bit......but god dam | |||
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"Sense of adventure guys .... plus the best nurses are in A&E Tell us that when your todge turns black and drops off
When it turns black I'll be able to reply to a whole lot more profiles ????" | |||
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"For those that are stung and its not welcome, 9 times out 10 there are dock leaf growing nearby. Rub the leaf on the affected area its cools the sting Curiosity of your fab whitewitch "Or simply rub the affected area vigorously and see it that takes your mind off it | |||
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"Once got toothpaste on the old fellah. That was enough pain for me.And no it didn’t give me a ring of confidence. "If you do that the best thing is to use an electric toothbrush to rub it in ..... I can promise that's fun. There's a profile on here with some of the best kinky pictures and they frequently involve a restrained woman and an electric toothbrush on her clit .......... | |||
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"For those that are stung and its not welcome, 9 times out 10 there are dock leaf growing nearby. Rub the leaf on the affected area its cools the sting Curiosity of your fab whitewitch
Or simply rub the affected area vigorously and see it that takes your mind off it "I'll stick with the dock leaf thanks | |||
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A lot of people are put off by the initial pain but after a while you don't notice the pain but more the throbbing sensation. Same on the nipples painful to start but then a different sensation. | |||
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"Its not for everyone, Id avoid the balls though as it takes away from the pleasure aspect of a throbbing cock. Played with nettles plenty of times, not been to A&E just make sure you have no allergies to them A lot of people are put off by the initial pain but after a while you don't notice the pain but more the throbbing sensation. Same on the nipples painful to start but then a different sensation."Exactly .... I love an excessively throbbing cock | |||
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"There's a World Stinging Nettle Eating Championship held in Dorset each year - perhaps op could enlist and potentially find some others who could use up the remnant nettles, after eating? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by0212pJmzg" Mods: assumption is that youtube link is in accordance with Fab rules on links. | |||
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"thought I lived in a weird bubble, but this is plain whacko!" Nope,lots more wacko stuff than this in the world! | |||
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"thought I lived in a weird bubble, but this is plain whacko!" Hello again Mrs Slowcum How's the boat coming along ? Last status update I saw from you said you were going to get banned again for being naughty. You've obviously made a great plea in mitigation of your offences. Nice to see you're still here. Have fun. H xx | |||
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"Walking down a secluded lane this morning I had a few kinky thoughts running through my head leading to the inevitable hard on. I just happened to be walking past some stinging nettles when the impulse to try out a kinky fantasy of mine took control Checking both directions it was all clear so I whipped out my cock, and being nice and hard it was dead easy to smack it against some nettles. The effect is slightly delayed but then the most beautiful excruciating feeling of my cock being stabbed by dozens of pins took over. I resisted the urge to wank myself off and decided to see where it would go. As the pain increased the head of my cock just became so bloated and sensitive. This lasted a few minutes then it gradually subsided but even now 8 hours later my cock is still tingling in a very satisfying manner. Next time I'd love to have someone with me to wank me off or even suck me off just to see whether that makes my cock more sensitive and whether my orgasm would be more intense. Has anyone taken this any further. Any females or couples want to join me next time ??" did you rub it with a Cock leaf to  | |||
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"I honestly can’t believe how judgemental folk are on here. Never used them on anywhere delicate but I’m a country girl so suffered plenty of nettle stings without any terrible damage. Fair play if you want to sting your willy. I’m intrigued now for sure " lol I stung myself a couple of days ago on back of calf not a feeling I enjoy much really | |||
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"I honestly can’t believe how judgemental folk are on here. Never used them on anywhere delicate but I’m a country girl so suffered plenty of nettle stings without any terrible damage. Fair play if you want to sting your willy. I’m intrigued now for sure lol I stung myself a couple of days ago on back of calf not a feeling I enjoy much really "Ha I sting my fingers when I’m picking them to make tea. I get over it though. Interested to see pics after a cock has been stung lol | |||
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"I honestly can’t believe how judgemental folk are on here. Never used them on anywhere delicate but I’m a country girl so suffered plenty of nettle stings without any terrible damage. Fair play if you want to sting your willy. I’m intrigued now for sure lol I stung myself a couple of days ago on back of calf not a feeling I enjoy much really
Ha I sting my fingers when I’m picking them to make tea. I get over it though. Interested to see pics after a cock has been stung lol "yes pain for pleasure lol I quite enjoy the numbing feeling the saddle gives you from a long cycle mind...... Quite intense | |||
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"I’ve seen nettles used at fetish’s events, but not used them myself yet. I’ve seen women’s holes spread wide and stuffed full lol My inner sadist definitely sees the appeal, but yet to do it. Though a lot of fun has been had with deep heat and chillis." ...Ralgex!... It's a horrible precursor to Deep heat! | |||
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"I had some nettles fall onto my face yesterday. I wouldn't want that feeling, or the lumps, on my labia." I did a thread on this last year during my research found a film where they were inserted into the vagina made my quick brush with a few nettles look very tame | |||
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"Happy to post a picture of my cock after it's been nettled - just need someone to take the pics ........" This has brought out my well hidden and unfound domme side. Would love to try this and take pics but I’m a long way off | |||
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