FabSwingers.com forum: Why oh Why.....!?

By *hris Styles OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

I have no public pic up so anybody who reads this cannot really judge me (but I am a decent looking man) - However, although I do believe beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that everybody has their own kinks - BUT, why do I come across extremely hot women (single or in a cpl) getting it one with some busted or really outta shape guys??

YES - I am jealous of the fact that these pot bellied baldies obviously have more 'swing game' than me, but come on!!!! What is it that gets some of you ladies down and dirty with Peter Pork Tum, Jonny FUgly and Cedric Mashface??

(Sometimes in gangbangs too!!!)

Lets face it, would some of these chicks be getting off on these guys if they saw them walking down the street? (Then again, maybe these chicks are excited by them!!)

WOMEN - what is it with the 'no great shakes' peccadillo?

Not a diss, just my social/sexual anthropology curiousity!!

Thumbs up to the pot bellies with tight 'swing game'!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

As you said you got no pictures for anyone to judge and there "no great shakes" in your opinion. Perhaps they do have something that alot of women go for and thats PERSONALITY. As you said beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You certainly dont come across as a very nice person i have to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So... you ain't getting any then?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I have no public pic up so anybody who reads this cannot really judge me (but I am a decent looking man) - However, although I do believe beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that everybody has their own kinks - BUT, why do I come across extremely hot women (single or in a cpl) getting it one with some busted or really outta shape guys??

(Sometimes in gangbangs too!!!)

Lets face it, would some of these chicks be getting off on these guys if they saw them walking down the street? (Then again, maybe these chicks are excited by them!!)

WOMEN - what is it with the 'no great shakes' peccadillo?

Not a diss, just my social/sexual anthropology curiousity!!

Thumbs up to the pot bellies with tight 'swing game'!!"

may I suggest you wear red... it goes so well with the green look of envy

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Cedric Mashface is a great guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think its a bit shallow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pats beer belly contentedly knowing I'm getting more meets than a good looking bloke*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha the op really makes us laugh. how not to win friends and influence people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

way to go, great first impression, keep up the good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just goes to show you.... even fat fuglys can get laid... male or female!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just goes to show you.... even fat fuglys can get laid... male or female!"

You called!

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By *ooBoo Kitty FuckersCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

"Cedric Mashface is a great guy

Cedric?!! Mashface?!!??

What's his number? I need it!

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By *hris Styles OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Just as I'm decent looking, I'm a decent guy with doses of cynicism, sarcasm and black humour!

And yes I do get some lol.

BTW - I meant baldies as in the Steve McClaren comb over type, not the shaved heads!!

With my world watcher eye, I just don't get it!!! BUT maybe diamond may have given the biggest 'relationship' validation for swinging yet - PERSONALITY!

Often people in the 'normal' world say 'It's not about the looks', but hardly mean it. With swinging pot bellie Franks gets to have his wicked away, as long as his keystrokes are full and personable - AND he's a repeater!!

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham

Time to put on weight me thinks

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By *ne-just4funMan
over a year ago

Southampton

WOOO HOOOOO!

Hope for me yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time to put on weight me thinks"

I'm putting the kettle on and setting out the cake trolley.

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Time to put on weight me thinks

I'm putting the kettle on and setting out the cake trolley.

Oh thanks, i like cake

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just as I'm decent looking, I'm a decent guy with doses of cynicism, sarcasm and black humour!

And yes I do get some lol.

BTW - I meant baldies as in the Steve McClaren comb over type, not the shaved heads!!

With my world watcher eye, I just don't get it!!! BUT maybe diamond may have given the biggest 'relationship' validation for swinging yet - PERSONALITY!

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I am shallow and for me it all about looks....pssssssst whos swinging pot bellied Frank?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

(Sometimes in gangbangs too!!!)

Lets face it, would some of these chicks be getting off on these guys if they saw them walking down the street? (Then again, maybe these chicks are excited by them!!)

WOMEN - what is it with the 'no great shakes' peccadillo?

Not a diss, just my social/sexual anthropology curiousity!!

Thumbs up to the pot bellies with tight 'swing game'!!"

Maybe because they don't sit on here whinging and wimpering ..... those 'hot' women don't pass them by or ignore them.

I like good looking blokes but then, I don't like blokes who state that are good looking, vanity is not a trait I believe endears people.

And do you know what.....? My hubby is a chubby bloke, a 'real' man in my eyes and one who doesn't turn a hair if we go out and he doesn't 'get anything.'

Any attempt at sarcasm and humiliation at those who would, in the first instance, 'appear' to be less 'attractive' than someone else, thinly veiled as 'humour,' to me shows just what sort of jealous, mean-streaked and egotistical idiots do hang about on this site sometimes.

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By *4FantasyCouple
over a year ago

Spalding

Come on OP.. prove you are a 'good lucking guy', grow some and put some pics up.

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham

(Sometimes in gangbangs too!!!)

Lets face it, would some of these chicks be getting off on these guys if they saw them walking down the street? (Then again, maybe these chicks are excited by them!!)

WOMEN - what is it with the 'no great shakes' peccadillo?

Not a diss, just my social/sexual anthropology curiousity!!

Thumbs up to the pot bellies with tight 'swing game'!!

Maybe because they don't sit on here whinging and wimpering ..... those 'hot' women don't pass them by or ignore them.

I like good looking blokes but then, I don't like blokes who state that are good looking, vanity is not a trait I believe endears people.

And do you know what.....? My hubby is a chubby bloke, a 'real' man in my eyes and one who doesn't turn a hair if we go out and he doesn't 'get anything.'

I stand and applaud......well said mrs _adchick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just as I'm decent looking, I'm a decent guy with doses of cynicism, sarcasm and black humour!

And a complete lack of self awareness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...like _iew said - red and green should never be seen

Wolf

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Come on OP.. prove you are a 'good lucking guy', grow some and put some pics up.

I bet it'll be a cock pic, will be about right for a prick methinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/10/11 22:33:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think someone will have to change there name to protect the GUILTY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter Porky puts his podgy prick in plenty pussies.

oral practise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!

I love the forums for this very reason!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Winner of the least self aware thread of the year...it would be funny if it wasnt so pathetic

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By *rummpsMan
over a year ago

thanet

All I can say is "Thank god I look like a sow's arse then!"

_rummps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YawNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As you said you got no pictures for anyone to judge and there "no great shakes" in your opinion. Perhaps they do have something that alot of women go for and thats PERSONALITY. As you said beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You certainly dont come across as a very nice person i have to say"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!!

Not much else I can say really!!

That attitude probably explains his 'no meet' problem??

If it is actually possible to remove your own head from your own arse he'd better get practising!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Sometimes it's just about who you know which get's you picked for the team.

Sometimes the 'who' really isn't important.

Sometimes it's just about being in the right place at the right time.

Sometimes the pot bellied baldie is their husband and they have to be there.

Sometimes people are just too narrow minded and to realise just how many different ways people can enjoy sexual activity and how those situations can come about.

And sometimes people just want to wind you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say if I'm honest I do look For nice looking guys... However if they then let me down I look for guys that don't make me run, But may be a bit older, not as Fit... But they turn up.. they are respectful and normally actually really good fun..

In gang bangs I have to say I normally look at the cock shots... And in a group I'm not kissing etc.. and sexual attraction is different..

And the reasons are because its us ladies that choose... Except in my case as Master has final say.

Cali x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the Op, whilst im probably not in his definition of 'Hot", i am someone who says no thanks to young toned gym bunnies (turned one down yesterday) and chooses "ugly" bald men with pot bellies! Why? cos for some reason thats what i like!! maybe its cos ive found the sex is better with someone who is not obsessed with themselves and how things look. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may i be the first to be honest.

its all a conspiracy against you, weve all been meeting and talking behind your back, yes its all about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres more to a person then looks thay are skin deep ..... and for alot over time thay fade away ........ if you was only with a person for there looks how sad that would be in everyday life .. Here in the swinging world we go for looks first alot of the time as we dont know that person. You get to know them after . Tell the truth i meet one of the best looking men in my life could have been a model he was so vain and up his own bum ..... it put me right off ... so looks are not everything ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather go for someone that makes me laugh than someone who struts around like a cockbird saying look at me arnt i hansome.

Give me a down to earth bloke anytime xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to add i need to tuch up my makeup at the end of the night and dont like fighting over the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm as ugly as a gargoyle but won the Perrier comedy award, so whose up for it lol!!!!

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By *hris Styles OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Just as I'm decent looking, I'm a decent guy with doses of cynicism, sarcasm and black humour!

And yes I do get some lol.

BTW - I meant baldies as in the Steve McClaren comb over type, not the shaved heads!!

With my world watcher eye, I just don't get it!!! BUT maybe diamond may have given the biggest 'relationship' validation for swinging yet - PERSONALITY!

I am shallow and for me it all about looks....pssssssst whos swinging pot bellied Frank?

Lol, he's tht heavy repeat cummer wiv a beer in one hand and a dildo in the other!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"I'm as ugly as a gargoyle but won the Perrier comedy award, so whose up for it lol!!!!

Me...make me laugh and you got a v good chance of getting a fuck.

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By *hris Styles OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

(Sometimes in gangbangs too!!!)

Lets face it, would some of these chicks be getting off on these guys if they saw them walking down the street? (Then again, maybe these chicks are excited by them!!)

WOMEN - what is it with the 'no great shakes' peccadillo?

Not a diss, just my social/sexual anthropology curiousity!!

Thumbs up to the pot bellies with tight 'swing game'!!

Maybe because they don't sit on here whinging and wimpering ..... those 'hot' women don't pass them by or ignore them.

I like good looking blokes but then, I don't like blokes who state that are good looking, vanity is not a trait I believe endears people.

And do you know what.....? My hubby is a chubby bloke, a 'real' man in my eyes and one who doesn't turn a hair if we go out and he doesn't 'get anything.'

Ha! I wasn't talking about partners and hubbys. That's someone you found through life (maybe some on here, but generally through life). I'm referring to the extra curricular fellas who are chosen to be swing partners!

I'm not going to state that anything I've said is 'lost in translation' but all anybody has to do is read between the lines and you'll see that I'm giving these 'unlikely' guys a boost!!

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By *hris Styles OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Some funny ass responses in this thread.

A few took it too personally, but hey...!

I hear the personality arguement. What I would throw back is that in your place of work, if you had a personable funny discreet Peter Porky in your department, would he be a candidate for a private night at home or a meet at Chams, The Lick Club or any other swing establishment?

I would dare to say NO. As Peter Pork Tum rules only apply to swingers sites or situations (ie - dogging). For some reason that is the only time hot chix or not so hot chix 'lower their standards'.

Of course this does not apply to actual couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some funny ass responses in this thread.

A few took it too personally, but hey...!

I would dare to say NO. As Peter Pork Tum rules only apply to swingers sites or situations (ie - dogging). For some reason that is the only time hot chix or not so hot chix 'lower their standards'.

Of course this does not apply to actual couples."

Lets put it this way.....swinging is all about choice. Having read this thread on a whim, I have made the choice to block the OP's profile, just in case he one day had the impulse to contact me. Someone with such a vile personality is NOT a candidate for a meet with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people don't find ripped and musclebound men attractive - and more people than you would at first imagine !

When I first started dipping my bi foot in the water, I thought I'd never get any attention with me being bigger - fkin 'ell, how wrong was I ?

I have a male FB who is 28/29 waist and goes to the gym 5 times a week, so is in what most would consider 'tip top' shape.

However, he would not look twice at any1 of average build - I am ,at 15.5 / 16 stone, (depending on how many scones i've been forced to eat), by far the smallest of his sexual partners and when I first started chatting (OK stalking) to him, he was unsure because he thought I WASN'T BIG ENOUGH !

So be as ripped or buff as you want to be, it will not guarantee you a shag with everyone.

Coming in here asking silly questions that verge on ignorance &/or arrogance will also only serve to lose you more meets than it gains you.

Anyway, enough of this, I'm off for a cake and a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some funny ass responses in this thread.

A few took it too personally, but hey...!

I would dare to say NO. As Peter Pork Tum rules only apply to swingers sites or situations (ie - dogging). For some reason that is the only time hot chix or not so hot chix 'lower their standards'.

Of course this does not apply to actual couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I think the whole thread has been hilarious

Some people take things so seriously and literally on here and get all uppity it cracks me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the whole thread has been hilarious

Some people take things so seriously and literally on here and get all uppity it cracks me up

It's nice when you can treat everything as a joke. Tell me, is it the same if someone fires a barb that gets under your skin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the whole thread has been hilarious

Some people take things so seriously and literally on here and get all uppity it cracks me up

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do me as i read some peoples posts here and think god thay come across like other person who was band in forum ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muscles are not cuddly

Funny is sexy

Good looking guys who don't have to try hard to get laid usually make little effort cus they have never had to therefore they are boring (I did say usually)

Just my opinion x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That mark on The only way is Essex now just look at him and how he is and thats what i find alot of good looking men are like so far up there own bum and woman are just peaces of meat for the taking... yes theres some who are lovely by god thay are rear . And again whats good looking fit to one person is not to another. Some woman go for a nice bum, nice eyes, nice smile .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've never thought myself as good looking (wifey keeps telling me I am but sure she lies and should have gone to spec savers lol) but thanks OP I now know what I need to do to increase my chances. I don't have a gym toned body but am slim so heading down to the local grease and spoon to get me a pot belly. My long hair needs shaving down to the point where I can comb over a bald head and changing my name via deed poll to fred.

Once again thanks OP for the life-changing advice

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

How amusing. Takes all sorts I guess. Maybe they 'clicked ' online, maybe they have low self esteem, maybe they like to be worshipped, maybe they have a fettish, maybe their idea of attractive differs from yours, maybe they were just in need and just wanted whoever was available...the list is endless surely. Are couples always well matched appearance wise? I guess we all find different things attractive and some aren't as fussy as others. On the whole I would say that women are probably more selective than men. Of course just my opinions on a reasonable, maybe tongue in cheek question. I find people watching interesting too. Personally, only meet those who tick every box. Each to their own though.

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By *onkeytigerCouple
over a year ago

South London

This is tremendous fun OP, thanks for the entertainment.

Are you from the 1970s. the time when 'chicks' were hot and sexy and only went with big, tall, athletic 'real' men? Your sense of ownership/entitlement would have been more fulfilled then, I suspect, than in these days when 'chicks' have abandoned their values and, while going to hell in a handcart, also go with Peter Porktums!

And so Western civilisation decays to its whimpering decline, and you ain't gettin' none, I guess. Sadly, the barbarian Peter Porktums are at the gate.

Keep digging!

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By *aaLaaWoman
over a year ago

Pontesbury

The swinging world is def. different - I can get all dressed up - make-up. hair etc. and be out on the town all night without the faintest whiff of a chat-up line.

But sit naked and sweaty in the steam room at chams and I'm suddenly the hottest thing on the planet - no idea why this is so, but long may it continue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The swinging world is def. different - I can get all dressed up - make-up. hair etc. and be out on the town all night without the faintest whiff of a chat-up line.

But sit naked and sweaty in the steam room at chams and I'm suddenly the hottest thing on the planet - no idea why this is so, but long may it continue!

Bet you'd get a lot of attention if you went naked and sweaty on the town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm as ugly as a gargoyle but won the Perrier comedy award, so whose up for it lol!!!!

Me...make me laugh and you got a v good chance of getting a fuck.

I'll drop my pants then, that always gets a laugh. Can't see what their laughing at, my bellys in the way. Can I borrow a mirror please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How amusing. Takes all sorts I guess. Maybe they 'clicked ' online, maybe they have low self esteem, maybe they like to be worshipped, maybe they have a fettish, maybe their idea of attractive differs from yours, maybe they were just in need and just wanted whoever was available...the list is endless surely. Are couples always well matched appearance wise? I guess we all find different things attractive and some aren't as fussy as others. On the whole I would say that women are probably more selective than men. Of course just my opinions on a reasonable, maybe tongue in cheek question. I find people watching interesting too. Personally, only meet those who tick every box. Each to their own though."

Good answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the whole thread has been hilarious

Some people take things so seriously and literally on here and get all uppity it cracks me up

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By *ano01Man
over a year ago

London

"Just as I'm decent looking, I'm a decent guy with doses of cynicism, sarcasm and black humour!

And yes I do get some lol.

BTW - I meant baldies as in the Steve McClaren comb over type, not the shaved heads!!

With my world watcher eye, I just don't get it!!! BUT maybe diamond may have given the biggest 'relationship' validation for swinging yet - PERSONALITY!

They know the swinger handshake. Didn't you get the memo?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Perhaps their idea of attractive differs to yours......

It would be boring if everyone was attracted to the same kind of people!

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

All too often you see the ripped ones stroll in, and wander around, then wander off home at clubs.

Some seem to expect women to fall at their feet in a club, where reality is much more in favour of the cheeky chap, who will join in, have a go on the pole, chat to others in the jacuzzi.

Daring sentence, perhaps when actually being fucked, the fitness of body matters little, its more what you do with cock, fingers, tongue. Swinging is about sex, not having a trophy on your arm when you go out with your mates/girlfriends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All too often you see the ripped ones stroll in, and wander around, then wander off home at clubs.

Some seem to expect women to fall at their feet in a club, where reality is much more in favour of the cheeky chap, who will join in, have a go on the pole, chat to others in the jacuzzi.

You have hit the nail on the head

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By *lack_BoltMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Some funny ass responses in this thread.

A few took it too personally, but hey...!

I would dare to say NO. As Peter Pork Tum rules only apply to swingers sites or situations (ie - dogging). For some reason that is the only time hot chix or not so hot chix 'lower their standards'.

Of course this does not apply to actual couples."

All of your comments seem to have the subtext "look at me I'm sooooo buff, how could anyone be attracted to anything else?", and then you wonder why the negative comments?

You also fail to accept peoples comments about who and what they're attracted to, and why. We're attracted to OUR type not YOURS, and most of us do not subscribe to be attracted to one type on Monday, then a different type on Tuesday. Nor do we go for one type at work, then another at the library. We tend to stick to what we like.

I'm surprised that someone, who ought to know better, is making such naive and offensive comments. Perhaps you should grow a backbone and put up some photos on your profile for us all to gawp at, ridicule, criticise, and laugh at.

If you're having that much trouble getting meets, as appears to be the case, not only should you look in the mirror but try re-reading the comments posted and take in what people have said. Even if they don't fit your personal world _iew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, its about a nice hard cock attached to someone thats fun. If it has a beer belly attached to it or a 6 pack attached to it, I really do not care.

If the cock has an ego attached to it that needs me to pander to its insecurities and tell it how gorgeous it is, then Im not interested in the slightest.

Anyway, a nice big belly squashing down on you is sexy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First impression counts a great deal for me, whether it is looks, behaviour, voice, personality or written communications.

And I have dismissed peeps based on one initial written communication alone, as a lot can be inferred from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol what an eejit the OP is, feel wick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First impression counts a great deal for me, whether it is looks, behaviour, voice, personality or written communications.

And I have dismissed peeps based on one initial written communication alone, as a lot can be inferred from it.

So have I, and the expresion peeps is one of those irrits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's about sexual chemistry, manners and respect rather than purely just good looks. Some of my best meets have been with guys who wouldn't be described as buff etc but they've oozed sexiness and know how to treat a lady. On the other hand, I've met guys with model good looks who have done nothing for me. Ms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me, its about a nice hard cock attached to someone thats fun. If it has a beer belly attached to it or a 6 pack attached to it, I really do not care.

If the cock has an ego attached to it that needs me to pander to its insecurities and tell it how gorgeous it is, then Im not interested in the slightest.

Anyway, a nice big belly squashing down on you is sexy!!

Brilliant post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a cracking read this thread is.

I've seen some peoples profiles with legal notices warning off Universities and academic institutes from using their profiles for research purposes. Always wondered what that was about!

What an insight to human nature this thread is - no wonder such places log on to sites like this. To the OP lots of life lessons condensed into a few sentences & posts here from older, wiser, fatter, balder people who are getting more action than you by the sound of things - take note and learn!

*Disclaimer I'm not affiliated with any research institute or University - just say what I see.

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By *lack_BoltMan
over a year ago

oxford

"First impression counts a great deal for me, whether it is looks, behaviour, voice, personality or written communications.

And I have dismissed peeps based on one initial written communication alone, as a lot can be inferred from it.

So have I, and the expresion peeps is one of those irrits!"

Likewise "irrits"?

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By *hris Styles OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Tooooo many points to respond to, which I won't do, however.

I've simply said I was decent, not an adonis!!! And as I explained earlier, I'm basically giving props to non-buff fellas for getting play.

Learning from older and wiser and such comments about getting a meet....its as if some people on here never indulged in freaky fun before the advent of fabswingers!!!

I don't think anyone has discerned their behaviour on here compared to real life and yes rotund men are some womens particular top choice, but it seems as if some women will fuck anything that has a pulse! (And I thought that was just men!) But I haven't got anything against nymphomania.

As for the woman who called me vile and blocked me....I am really hurt. Really hurt......

Funny thing is, 'average' men have been praised in this thread. Probably moreso than on any thread before. You get the play, you get the pussy, but only a few of you roll with the thread and big yourselves up! The majority throw barbs.

Interesting - but I can't say if you deep down have personal iSsues about yourselves.

As for the ladies getting all het up and vexed - it's like I actually murdered your cat or something!! Ha! Do you have issues over the men you pick or can only get!!!!!!

Finally - strutting guys that enter clubs and end up with nothing. It seems the assumption its because they think their too nice. I think you should consider that they may actually be nervous, unsure of how to approach and as so many have stated their preferences- their preference may not be in the club that night.

Anyway, keep it coming if you so choose........what topic should I post next?

Then again, I may not get any respondees, as I do not know the secret handshake!! Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it seems to bother you more than anyone else or you wouldn't have posted such a query surely? or maybe you are just misunderstood.

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By *hris Styles OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Nope - not affected on such a level.

If I had been, I would've been replying to the numerous barbs thrown at me.

Just wanted to respond to a few general points, as OP, it would be rude not to!

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By *rummpsMan
over a year ago

thanet

I'm not offering advice or nothing here but when your in a hole, stop digging.

_rummps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao!! I know Chris very well and for those that have taken this seriously....really? And mr styles stop winding up the fab world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao!! I know Chris very well and for those that have taken this seriously....really? And mr styles stop winding up the fab world"
god thats s clever of chris , lol mentally bright; having sharp or quick intelligence superficially skillful, We so wish we was like him , lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like apples....I also enjoy pears....occasionally I have melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like apples....I also enjoy pears....occasionally I have melons

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you saying your fruitie , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like apples....I also enjoy pears....occasionally I have melons

you saying your fruitie , lol

Fruity as a punnet of strawberries!!!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Lmao!! I know Chris very well and for those that have taken this seriously....really? And mr styles stop winding up the fab world"

Did you know your avatar looks just like the OP

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"Lmao!! I know Chris very well and for those that have taken this seriously....really? And mr styles stop winding up the fab world"

If and I mean IF it is a wind up, then all that he has done is alienate loads of people! Having read the whole thread, I see nowhere that he has even hinted at a wind-up! I suspect he may have realised just how deep the hole is and asked you to give him a hand out.

And if and I mean IF! he thinks it is funny to start threads just to wind people up, perhaps he isn't really wanting to meet people but is one of those creatures that we all know and love? A Troll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wind up or not, it's a pretty bigoted point of _iew and brings into question the mindset of the person who dreamt it up! Frankly think that admin should be looking pretty deeply at the OP either way.....without the need of anyone "reporting" him.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Lmao!! I know Chris very well and for those that have taken this seriously....really? And mr styles stop winding up the fab world

Did you know your avatar looks just like the OP

Identity ? Ah tricky subject.

It's as clear as the day is night to me.

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