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delightfully eccentric and a little bit batty

& Joanne (57)
MF Cpl in Cyprus, South West, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 months ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men aged 55 to 85. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Jason

56 years old
Bi-curious

5'8"  173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Joanne

57 years old
Straight

5'5"  165cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes
We have been swingers for years and originally met at Chams. Mrs was the original Pussy Posse Queen and Mr Madchick had his own following. Due to work we have been out of the country for some time and are now looking to get back into the swing of things (got a love the pun)! Drop by and say hello. Happy swinging .

We are now in Weymouth in a house over looking the marina so if there are any single males within our profile age range that are white (sorry that is our preference) please drop us a line.

You must have facial and body shot and be clean shaven as the missus has a slight phobia about facial hair. A full on beard will have her running round the apartment screaming .... NO FFS NO... but we’ll well trimmed, stubblish suits you sir is ok.

Apart from that, a pulse is always good, no horns, tails or hooves and the ability to laugh at Mrs delightful antics (general clumsiness or the ability to open her mouth and put her foot right in it) should result in a cracking meet.

We both smoke, although Mr will use a vape machine thingy but Mrs doesn't possess or want the willpower to give up cus she's a stubborn old trout.

Whatever happens, Mr may or may not join in, who knows, don't expect us to be able to tell you what may or may not happen and just let chaos ensue.

Send us a facial pic and Mrs will send you a picture of her socks!

P.S. The missus says that she must be getting mellow in her old age as tattoos no longer freak her out (got to be something to do with the blue eyed dude from tattoo fixers) and she can see why some beards suit SOME men!

WTF has happened to my wife, aliens have obviously abducted her and swapped her for a piss poor, badly cloned copy.........

The wifey has joined slimming world and is down 1 1/2 stone but still insecure about the wobblyness. She knows she's not to everyone's taste but is getting a complex about the amount of blokes that say hello then disappear.... her complex results in the use of unprintable language that would make a navvy blush and makes everyone else roar with laughter cus her London accent comes out when in a temper and no one can understand a word she says, apart from the f**k, b*****ks etc.

Save me!!!