FabSwingers.com: B (80) , Man in thanet, South East, UK

“HELLO, Thanks for looking at my profile.

To possibly save you some time let me say at this stage that I am;

1/ That vilest of social leper’s, (nicely described as a “Cheating Scumbag”) a married man playing away without my wife’s knowledge or consent.

2/ For obvious reason’s I can and will only play weekday daytimes.

3/ I am (as you will see if you read on) an old (er) man. Yes I have a bus pass and will soon be drawing my state pension.

4/ My work dictates that I wear working clothes and to be honest I can look a right scruff. So look away now if fancy suits are your thing.

5/ I am NOT seeking single men. :)

Still with me? Oh good!!

I may be Grummps by name but I’m definitely not Grumpy by nature! Let me say up front that I have no hang ups about Age, race, colour, size or creed. Don’t give a fig about politics either :)

What I’m not into is pain either inflicting or receiving so don’t ask me to spank you! I’d probably get the giggles.

And if your into dripping hot candle wax on your lovers bum then I am defo not your man. Ouch!

What Grummps is seeking is mainly weekday daytime fun with ladies or couples within the East Kent area or close by. My boss (me) will usually let me stray for a few hours should I find a welcoming bed to lie on. Although same day meets can sometimes be difficult.

I’m just your average guy, getting a little older but refusing to grow into the old man syndrome. I love the ladies too much! . Average equipment and average ability when it comes to the ultimate but there is so much more fun to be had with each other before and after the dirty deed. I agree that raw, passionate sex can be great but I always feel more complete after a long, slow, lazy session. The wham, bam, thank you maam of my youth was never really satisfying. There is more to Oral than lick, lick, flick, flick and for that reason I practice holding my breath. Sorry, no, I can’t breathe through my ears! It just seems like I can… :) However, if you are looking for a “Stud” with a massive member, that will promise to go all night, then I’m afraid you’ve hit the wrong profile.

I should say here that I am in no way the pushy type being shy by nature (yes its true).

If a lady says NO then no it is and you won’t get a flood of emails questioning “Why”. I respect other peoples boundaries and limits and it goes without saying that discretion is guaranteed.

So there it is, that’s old ‘Grummps’. A 72yr old, straight, married guy. Looking to have some daytime sexual fun in theEast Kent area with like minded ladies or couples. If you like what you have read then please get in touch and lets talk. . . . . . . . . .

My email address is **i.s.smith@... [register free to see email addresses]

Or text me on my daytime mobile No.

I look forward to hearing from you and WILL answer every message. Who knows we may soon be enjoying each other. Thanks again for taking the time to read this.

Stay lucky,

Love Grummps x x x

PS. There are no pictures of me on this profile for two sound reasons.

One, I don't have the technology or skills.

and Two, there is too much horror on the internet already.

The young could stumble upon them.

I'm happy to send a mug shot to your email though, just ask. g. x

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