FabSwingers.com forum: My cock is so big im worried.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!

I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.

Urgent advice needed.

Help please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a bigger hen to show him who's boss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Register your cock as a weapon of mass destruction..... and have people you meet sign a waiver that stipulates that you're not responsible for their medical bills after having sex with you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets see it then

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'll need to register my mind

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"lets see it then

Something tell me Bbcnyc put paid to that

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!

I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.

Urgent advice needed.

Help please."

Then you woke up with your head in a bowl of cornflakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and no pics to prove it

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By *ustMe06Woman
over a year ago

...the naughty spot.

"lets see it then

Something tell me Bbcnyc put paid to that

This

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!

I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.

Urgent advice needed.

Help please.

Then you woke up with your head in a bowl of cornflakes

Crunchynut cornflakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks everybody. You have helped me get a right good grip of things!

I ws beginning to think as well that everyone was too highly strung on here and wouldnt be there for me in my hour of need.

Thankyou Thankyou.

P.S. and my friend from NYC, thankyou brother. I showed your picture to him and he ran into his cage. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks everybody. You have helped me get a right good grip of things!

I ws beginning to think as well that everyone was too highly strung on here and wouldnt be there for me in my hour of need.

Thankyou Thankyou.

P.S. and my friend from NYC, thankyou brother. I showed your picture to him and he ran into his cage. X"

You're very welcome ........ fine sir.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lets see it then

Something tell me Bbcnyc put paid to that

Actually spat my tea out laughing at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!

I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.

Urgent advice needed.

Help please."

Mmmm,i didnt know ego was spelt with a K,an O & 2 letter C's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all cynics, clearly there are no photos as it is only possible to capture its magnificence with the Hubble Telescope

Thank you OP for giving the opportunity to chuckle.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Register your cock as a weapon of mass destruction..... and have people you meet sign a waiver that stipulates that you're not responsible for their medical bills after having sex with you....

Last time around, the WMDs were all just hype

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"You're all cynics, clearly there are no photos as it is only possible to capture its magnificence with the Hubble Telescope

Thank you OP for giving the opportunity to chuckle. "

More like with a cockwomble microscope

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

"lets see it then

Something tell me Bbcnyc put paid to that

Lol do u think..lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a terrible affliction to have to live with.

We all have our crosses to bear.

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town

"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!

I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.

Urgent advice needed.

Help please."

Chop a few inches of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still can't get over the size of that cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't the WMD never found. What's that saying about your cock ?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need some photographic evidence before being able to give suitable advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half dip.lol

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

If its that dangerous I feel obliged to help you conceal it.

Almost like its a civic duty so that you don't hurt anybody....

No idea how I may manage that

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!

I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.

Urgent advice needed.

Help please."

Is it really !!!

Show us your Spunktrumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, if it's that big you will just pass out before it gets to the point where it's anything more dangerous than a draught excluder

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

"Hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks we needed a giggle

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By *aren1956TV/TS
over a year ago

Fakenham

"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!

I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.

Urgent advice needed.

Help please."

Thats the trouble with big dicks.....all boast and nothing to prove it with.

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!

I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.

Urgent advice needed.

Help please."

Lucky for some. Not your problem

Advice wise. Just go in half length

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!

I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.

Urgent advice needed.

Help please."

So did Jeremy Beadle but on the other hand it wasn't that impressive.

Oh and BbcNyc had probably just made you weep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, if it's that big you will just pass out before it gets to the point where it's anything more dangerous than a draught excluder

Haha nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

The biggest cock is 18" and he cannot have sex lol so is yours that long ..looked at profile and no pictures of it ...camara shy lol

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

I've seen more pork in a Jewish butchers

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"My cock is so big i am worried for the safety of the members on this site!!

I have tried to lock it up but its too strong for me.

Urgent advice needed.

Help please.

Chop a few inches of it "

But he'll want to keep the sensitive tip.

Chop off the bottom three inches, OP...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest cock is 18" and he cannot have sex lol so is yours that long ..looked at profile and no pictures of it ...camara shy lol "

I know did you see the video of it OMG, that was way to big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Register your cock as a weapon of mass destruction..... and have people you meet sign a waiver that stipulates that you're not responsible for their medical bills after having sex with you....

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we don't have medical bills in this country we have a wonderful thing called the NHS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show us than!!!

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