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& Europa (60)
MF Cpl in Loughborough, East Midlands, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women TV/TS aged 45 to 85. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

Zeus

68 years old
Bisexual

5'11"  180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Europa

60 years old
Bi-curious

5'3"  160cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Same Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Watersports
Hi and welcome to our new world of Fab

We have decided to completely overhaul our profile so as to end all confusion and rid ourselves of the hideous one line inane messages we seem to get hourly

Quite what fellow users are thinking when sending a message baffles us, but it hardly ever matched our desires and expectations so we decided to make things really clear for any future correspondence

Hoping to find someone with similar tastes but please single guys DON'T message us. We will message you if and when we are looking

Lady Europa has several passions in life. She loves knitting, gardening and doing jigsaw puzzles, but hates with a passion housework and ironing she really can't fathom out the need to regularly hoover the living room while Zeus refuses to remove the very out dated brown n orange painted wood chip walls and artex ceilings tho when she does hoover she loves getting the shake n vac out

Zeus is very much into learning to bake (with Lady Europa,s guidance), any recipes with cherries go to the top of the pile, spraying none wanted plant juice where needed to stop the pesky plants and reluctantly decorating , he really has no intense hates but gets arsy when cleaning the jalopy. He does however go out n occasionally sort the very battered old yellow Cortina complete with furry dice and our names enblazened on the window screen sunshade nicknamed Clitty cos it stands out in a crowd n does this while prancing about in his gleaming sparkly "D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F" T-shirt, navy corduroy trousers and black slip on plimsoles

We use to love indulging in a steak dinner at our local Berni Inn but sadly it's now closed down to make way for a new upmarket Fried Chicken n kebab shop so instead we enjoy getting our Fondue set out at home, and then defrost a nice Black Forest Gateaux

We know how to party

A social drink to see if we all get on first is a must but will happily play on a first meet if all comfortable

No random Friend requests as we find this rude and disrespectful

If we don't reply to your message, don't take offense as it's nothing personal, we just don't feel there is a connection between us or cos your the single guy who can't read and respect a profile