FabSwingers.com: Karen (68) , TV/TS in Fakenham, East Midlands, UK

Please mention Roker in messages you send to Karen

Mature tv size 22, looks younger than her years, fuller figured, convincing and always well presented, very selective, looking to meet similar tgirls.

Karen is married, her wife doesn't participate so don't ask.

Please note this is an extensive profile that gives information about what I'm looking for and what I want to avoid.

Read it carefully so that you do not waste my time or yours.

SOME BASIC RULES:

I CANNOT ACCOMMODATE.

My preference is for meeting well presented, convincing tgirls. HPWs and someone in a pair of their wife's undies don't do it for me I'm afraid.

Karen is confident in her alter ego and now regards herself as bottom. Usually tucked or on chastity for meetings.

Only interested in meeting people who are shaved or well trimmed in the pubic area.

Safe sex only.

No face picture? Then you'll get no reply from me. Pictures of your penis as a profile picture do nothing for me.

No cyber, phone sex or cam, ever.

I don't respond to textspeak or disrespectful language, I am not German (Hun) or a talking pig (Babe).

I don't do car meets, trucks, laybys, cattle sheds, ploughed fields, old air raid shelters etc.

Not into sex, animals, minors, drawing blood, extreme pain or drugs.

IF YOUR PROFILE SAYS STRAIGHT, YOU WON'T BE INTERESTED IN ME NOR I IN YOU SO PLEASE DON'T EVEN BOTHER ME.

Now......rant over, on a more positive note for those who are compatible.

Very broadminded and versatile bisexual tgirl with few limits, smooth body and shaven, always looking for stimulating new experiences with more mature people; if you are under 40, you'll have to be very special to interest me.

I can travel in the Fakenham/North Norfolk area but I work for myself and my times are restricted, please ask me about my availability, I'm not a 24/7 girl so I cannot just appear as if by magic.

Likes: long passionate kissing and fondling, giving O, taking safe A, Bridget Jones style knickers and granny pants (preferably white cotton), restraint and watersports as well as many other things - don't be shy, please ask, I have many dark fantasies I would like to fulfil.

Dislikes: poor personal cleanliness, arrogance, people who don't read my profile and message me anyway, shaven heads, beards, facial hair or men who have lots of body hair, heavily tattooed males and people who want to meet me in a war zone or live in squalor. Phew......catches breath.

You must mention ROKER at the beginning of your message to show you have read and understood my profile, if you don't, you wont get a reply.

I do like to meet people in public places such as restaurants and bars but I'm more than happy to meet tgirls privately if you don't go out in public.

I am looking for meaningful unrushed, meetings with intelligent, refined, educated people not five minute quickies with notch counters. I enjoy good conversation and meeting similar exponents of this art. On the other hand, timewasters and illiterates are recognisable immediately to me at a range of 100 yards and will be dealt with swiftly and mercilessly.

Sophisticated, slow seduction is what I want, not wham, bam thank you mam.

My figure is more Vanessa Feltz than Kate Moss, so if you're after an androgenous stick insect or have issues with size, again please look elsewhere.

Although I am keen to meet interesting people, I'm not desperate to accept just any invitation. I will only meet after some messages have been exchanged and I've seen a face picture, preferably verified.

Anyone like to take some pictures of me? Payment (very generous) in kind offered.

Thank you for making it this far. If you think you fit the bill and would like to meet and entertain me, contact me with a message consisting of more than one line or six syllables. If not, move along the bus please.

Happy fabbing!!

Remember Roker.

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