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"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised... I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense... Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "Shit I’ll be honest with you it doesn’t look good mate think about will and stay inside  | |||
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"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised... I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense... Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "Oh dear...bye bye...... | |||
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"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised... I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense... Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "Have you been eating Aerial pods again? Naughty boy! You be coughing cleanly though  | |||
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"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised... I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense... Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye
Oh dear...bye bye...... "Heartless | |||
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"What kind of funeral are you wanting? Any particular colour scheme or traditional black? " To be fair she has a point ! | |||
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"What kind of funeral are you wanting? Any particular colour scheme or traditional black? To be fair she has a point !"  | |||
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"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised... I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense... Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye
Oh dear...bye bye......
Heartless " | |||
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"Can you stay away from the forums then? I don't want to catch your incurables. "Man up ya wimp | |||
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"What kind of funeral are you wanting? Any particular colour scheme or traditional black? " Funeral is turn up get d*unk, have a great time and forget why you are there, colour and clothing optional | |||
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"Can you stay away from the forums then? I don't want to catch your incurables. "Sorry will make sure I turn my head to cough  | |||
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"For gods sakes people it’s MAN FLU be nice he will be gone in the morning! " Thank you, at least someone understands the dire nature of the problem | |||
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"I think I’m coming down with something too. I told you to stop leaving your tissues lying around "Well you said it was rude to wipe it on the curtains.... | |||
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"Big boy pants ... and be brave! " Now see if he'd pulled his socks up he wouldn't of caught man flu | |||
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"Are you still here OP? See, it's not terminal at all  "Hanging in there, wondering if I should replace vodka with Lemsip... | |||
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"Are you still here OP? See, it's not terminal at all
Hanging in there, wondering if I should replace vodka with Lemsip... "OR put some vodka in your lemsip! | |||
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"Can you stay away from the forums then? I don't want to catch your incurables.
Man up ya wimp "I'm a delicate little flower. | |||
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"Are you still here OP? See, it's not terminal at all
Hanging in there, wondering if I should replace vodka with Lemsip... "Wash your mouth out with soap! Replace vodka! Never mind man flu he's going mad!! | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU" We know. We don't care. | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. "  | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. " This! | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. "It's just a virus invading his body. He'll survive. Hopefully. | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. This! " | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. This! "Are we supposed to care? | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. " | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. This! "Have you offered to make him chicken soup? No? Then you don't care either. | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. This!
Are we supposed to care? "Yes bring soup | |||
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"Skpe'ed the wife earlier, she said "You look dreadful, oh well I am off to a gig speak tomorrow maybe?" Typical woman underestimating the seriousness of man flu. " Nah, she was just reminding you that you might be dead tomorrow | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. This!
Are we supposed to care?
Yes bring soup"I'm not a food delivery service. You make him some. | |||
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"Skpe'ed the wife earlier, she said "You look dreadful, oh well I am off to a gig speak tomorrow maybe?" Typical woman underestimating the seriousness of man flu. Nah, she was just reminding you that you might be dead tomorrow "But who will feed the cat if I snuff it in my sleep? Going to need more vodka while I think of setting up automatic feeders... | |||
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"Skpe'ed the wife earlier, she said "You look dreadful, oh well I am off to a gig speak tomorrow maybe?" Typical woman underestimating the seriousness of man flu. Nah, she was just reminding you that you might be dead tomorrow
But who will feed the cat if I snuff it in my sleep?
Going to need more vodka while I think of setting up automatic feeders..."The cat will be fine, if you don't feed it, it will go round all your neighbours mewing sadly until someone takes pity and feeds it a tin of tuna. Sorted | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. This!
Are we supposed to care?
Yes bring soup
I'm not a food delivery service.
You make him some."I’ll catch it I’m a man almost sorry has to be you x | |||
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"Skpe'ed the wife earlier, she said "You look dreadful, oh well I am off to a gig speak tomorrow maybe?" Typical woman underestimating the seriousness of man flu. Nah, she was just reminding you that you might be dead tomorrow
But who will feed the cat if I snuff it in my sleep?
Going to need more vodka while I think of setting up automatic feeders...
The cat will be fine, if you don't feed it, it will go round all your neighbours mewing sadly until someone takes pity and feeds it a tin of tuna.
Sorted"After it had had a go at his decomposing body | |||
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"Skpe'ed the wife earlier, she said "You look dreadful, oh well I am off to a gig speak tomorrow maybe?" Typical woman underestimating the seriousness of man flu. Nah, she was just reminding you that you might be dead tomorrow
But who will feed the cat if I snuff it in my sleep?
Going to need more vodka while I think of setting up automatic feeders...
The cat will be fine, if you don't feed it, it will go round all your neighbours mewing sadly until someone takes pity and feeds it a tin of tuna.
Sorted
After it had had a go at his decomposing body "It's fine, he won't decompse overnight, that will take a few days | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. This!
Are we supposed to care?
Yes bring soup
I'm not a food delivery service.
You make him some.
I’ll catch it I’m a man almost sorry has to be you x"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. This!
Are we supposed to care?
Yes bring soup
I'm not a food delivery service.
You make him some.
I’ll catch it I’m a man almost sorry has to be you x
I'm more of a man than you'll ever be "Really ! Do go on then ?im not doubting you just interested in how x | |||
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"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised... I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense... Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "Youre gonna be fine OP, 99% of advertising is bollocks. Soap commercials for example, advertised as "new and improved". Nonsense, it cant be both can it? You have nothing to worry about OP. But just in case, PM me your bank account details so I can look after your affairs "if" you dont make it........ | |||
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"I think he must be dead
"Not looking good is it........... | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. This!
Are we supposed to care?
Yes bring soup
I'm not a food delivery service.
You make him some.
I’ll catch it I’m a man almost sorry has to be you x
I'm more of a man than you'll ever be
Really ! Do go on then ?im not doubting you just interested in how x "I don't cry when I tread on Lego. I suffer man flu without complaining. | |||
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"I think he must be dead
Not looking good is it........... "He was weak. | |||
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"I think he must be dead
Not looking good is it...........
He was weak. "May God rest his soul......... | |||
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"I think he must be dead
Not looking good is it...........
He was weak.
May God rest his soul........."The sniffles got him in the end? | |||
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"I’m at door with soup no answer ??" Leave it on the doorstep FFS, dont knock!!!!!! Paint a red cross on the door to warn others...... RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"I’m at door with soup no answer ??" I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed. | |||
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"I think he must be dead
Not looking good is it...........
He was weak.
May God rest his soul.........
The sniffles got him in the end? "There’s a red x on door ??? | |||
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"I’m at door with soup no answer ?? I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed. " Round the back you say!!! | |||
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"I’m at door with soup no answer ?? I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed. Round the back you say!!!" Slip in quietly so you don't wake him. | |||
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"I’m at door with soup no answer ?? I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed. Round the back you say!!! Slip in quietly so you don't wake him." You don’t think he may need to be prepared then ? | |||
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"I’m at door with soup no answer ?? I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed. Round the back you say!!! Slip in quietly so you don't wake him. You don’t think he may need to be prepared then ?" He's semi comatose, he'll think it's all a dream. Snuggle up to him and give him a cuddle. | |||
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"I’m at door with soup no answer ?? I knew you cared. Go round the back and creep upstairs, he's probably in bed. Round the back you say!!! Slip in quietly so you don't wake him. You don’t think he may need to be prepared then ? He's semi comatose, he'll think it's all a dream. Snuggle up to him and give him a cuddle. "  | |||
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"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can? " I took it | |||
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"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can? I took it "Kick a man when he's down why don't you | |||
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"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can? I took it
Kick a man when he's down why don't you "Survival of the fittest and all that | |||
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"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can? I took it
Kick a man when he's down why don't you
Survival of the fittest and all that"
Can't fault it really | |||
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"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can? I took it
Kick a man when he's down why don't you
Survival of the fittest and all that
Can't fault it really "Thank you it was his last wish oh and PIN number too | |||
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"Can you stay away from the forums then? I don't want to catch your incurables.
Man up ya wimp "My sentiments precisely....  | |||
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"The lack of empathy on this thread is sickening! Especially in the face of such a lethal disease. OP: You need some chilli to sweat the lurg out of you. As well as beer. lots and lots of beer. If my suggestions don't work, you will need the last rights performing on you. Good luck!" He's dead. Beer won't help that | |||
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"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can? I took it
Kick a man when he's down why don't you
Survival of the fittest and all that
Can't fault it really
Thank you it was his last wish oh and PIN number too "Nicely done! | |||
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"Does anyone know if he's willed his lynx can? I took it
Kick a man when he's down why don't you
Survival of the fittest and all that
Can't fault it really
Thank you it was his last wish oh and PIN number too
Nicely done!"Lunch is on me Er him ? | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu "Who? | |||
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"He's dead. Beer won't help that "So, Beer is not the panacea? | |||
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Not feeling quite as bad today, even managed to go out and bring down some descent sized holy trees, so my workshop will be doing stuff with pale hardwood in 6 months time.
I would like to say thanks for the empathy but aside from James there was very little to be seen | |||
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"I'm sure I speak for us all when I say we're so relieved you're alive and kicking." Hear hear!!!!!!!!! *round of hearty applause... | |||
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"Turned out to be woman flu, so not much of a problem... (duck and cover) "Thats easy to recover from, quick swoosh round with the pledge and the hoover and everythings as right as ninepence.... | |||
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"Turned out to be woman flu, so not much of a problem... (duck and cover) "Aren't you dead yet..... | |||
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"Turned out to be woman flu, so not much of a problem... (duck and cover)
Aren't you dead yet..... "Keeping links ! | |||
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"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised... I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense... Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "Rest in peace, bud. I'll see you on the other side. | |||
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"Turned out to be woman flu, so not much of a problem... (duck and cover) "I take it back. | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who? "Not you  | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you "I’m coughing | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you "I do have hayfever though! | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you
I do have hayfever though! "Cetirizine | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you
I do have hayfever though!
Cetirizine "Do they work? | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you
I do have hayfever though!
Cetirizine "Do they make you drowsy? | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you
I do have hayfever though!
Cetirizine
Do they work? "I believe so....I'm on 1 a day for urticaria which it controls...I don't surrey with hayfever now as I had a skin test many years ago to find what pollen I was allergic to and got injected with them out of season. But before then it was chronic and it turned to asthma on a night...but thank feck it's cured now | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you
I do have hayfever though!
Cetirizine
Do they make you drowsy? "Just don't eat custard creams later on a night | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you
I do have hayfever though!
Cetirizine
Do they work?
I believe so....I'm on 1 a day for urticaria which it controls...I don't surrey with hayfever now as I had a skin test many years ago to find what pollen I was allergic to and got injected with them out of season.
But before then it was chronic and it turned to asthma on a night...but thank feck it's cured now "Gosh I had urticaria as a little girl. They thought I was allergic to certain foods, so my mum had to take me off all sorts of foods. Never did work out what it was. | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you
I do have hayfever though!
Cetirizine
Do they make you drowsy?
Just don't eat custard creams later on a night "Haha | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you
I do have hayfever though!
Cetirizine
Do they make you drowsy?
Just don't eat custard creams later on a night " | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you
I do have hayfever though!
Cetirizine
Do they work?
I believe so....I'm on 1 a day for urticaria which it controls...I don't surrey with hayfever now as I had a skin test many years ago to find what pollen I was allergic to and got injected with them out of season.
But before then it was chronic and it turned to asthma on a night...but thank feck it's cured now
Gosh I had urticaria as a little girl. They thought I was allergic to certain foods, so my mum had to take me off all sorts of foods. Never did work out what it was. "It came out on me out off the blue about 8 years back...consultant said it was my body's immune system attacking it's self..so a antihistamine and a ranitadine tablet to block the receptiveness in the stomach has sorted that fecker out | |||
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"So, it was just a touch of hayfever after all "Nah its just evolved into hayfever now | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you
I do have hayfever though!
Cetirizine
Do they work?
I believe so....I'm on 1 a day for urticaria which it controls...I don't surrey with hayfever now as I had a skin test many years ago to find what pollen I was allergic to and got injected with them out of season.
But before then it was chronic and it turned to asthma on a night...but thank feck it's cured now
Gosh I had urticaria as a little girl. They thought I was allergic to certain foods, so my mum had to take me off all sorts of foods. Never did work out what it was.
It came out on me out off the blue about 8 years back...consultant said it was my body's immune system attacking it's self..so a antihistamine and a ranitadine tablet to block the receptiveness in the stomach has sorted that fecker out "That's good news | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Who?
Not you
I do have hayfever though!
Cetirizine
Do they work?
I believe so....I'm on 1 a day for urticaria which it controls...I don't surrey with hayfever now as I had a skin test many years ago to find what pollen I was allergic to and got injected with them out of season.
But before then it was chronic and it turned to asthma on a night...but thank feck it's cured now
Gosh I had urticaria as a little girl. They thought I was allergic to certain foods, so my mum had to take me off all sorts of foods. Never did work out what it was.
It came out on me out off the blue about 8 years back...consultant said it was my body's immune system attacking it's self..so a antihistamine and a ranitadine tablet to block the receptiveness in the stomach has sorted that fecker out
That's good news "Took a lot of fecking typing out...I must be fecking bored | |||
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"So, it was just a touch of hayfever after all "I still feel rough, but holy trees are hard to come by, so had to get the chainsaw out and go fetch them. Felt fine while working but now the trees are stacked in the drying shed. It's voddy and Lemsip time again. | |||
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"So, it was just a touch of hayfever after all
I still feel rough, but holy trees are hard to come by, so had to get the chainsaw out and go fetch them. Felt fine while working but now the trees are stacked in the drying shed. It's voddy and Lemsip time again."Holy trees? | |||
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"Yep holy, 2 of them one 8" trunk one 10" almost never get the timber over 6" so I am quite excited by them... Yes I know I am a weird one... But I love making things out of timber you can't buy in the shops. "I thought you died a long long time ago??? Oh no not me the man that felled a tree... | |||
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"Yep holy, 2 of them one 8" trunk one 10" almost never get the timber over 6" so I am quite excited by them... Yes I know I am a weird one... But I love making things out of timber you can't buy in the shops.
I thought you died a long long time ago???
Oh no not me the man that felled a tree... "That's so bad it's brilliant | |||
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"Yep holy, 2 of them one 8" trunk one 10" almost never get the timber over 6" so I am quite excited by them... Yes I know I am a weird one... But I love making things out of timber you can't buy in the shops. "Have they been blessed by a priest? | |||
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"Yep holy, 2 of them one 8" trunk one 10" almost never get the timber over 6" so I am quite excited by them... Yes I know I am a weird one... But I love making things out of timber you can't buy in the shops.
Have they been blessed by a priest?"Hey so I missed an L, I am sick ya know... Can't be expected to keep track of autocarrot when ill
These two probably not blessed by anyone, they were just in the way of a building plot | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. " We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours. | |||
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"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised... I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense... Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "Soft Southerner... | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu "Actually I have a cold and I’m not dying | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Actually I have a cold and I’m not dying "I stand corrected | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Actually I have a cold and I’m not dying
I stand corrected "I am in pain though | |||
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"I know of a woman on here who's dying of manflu
Actually I have a cold and I’m not dying
I stand corrected
I am in pain though "Bloody whinging women with a cold ffs | |||
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"Has anyone heard from the OP? I'm starting to worry....." He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ?? | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours." I don't need you lot. I have spider-eating dogs now | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours. I don't need you lot. I have spider-eating dogs now "Right ! And I’ve got apple pie ! | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours. I don't need you lot. I have spider-eating dogs now
Right ! And I’ve got apple pie !"Apple pie you say? Maybe I was a tad hasty | |||
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"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised... I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense... Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "Well if you have man flu you're as good as dead Cya x | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours. I don't need you lot. I have spider-eating dogs now
Right ! And I’ve got apple pie !
Apple pie you say?
Maybe I was a tad hasty "Lol . Cream ? | |||
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"Has anyone heard from the OP? I'm starting to worry..... He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ?? " I'm gonna miss that guy..... *sobs | |||
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"Are you still here OP? See, it's not terminal at all "I fell ill at Heathrow airport. And yes it's terminal. | |||
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"I’m feeling the ladies haven’t been informed about the full dire consequences of MAN FLU We know. We don't care. We'll remember that! Next time there's a spider in the bath he's all yours. I don't need you lot. I have spider-eating dogs now
Right ! And I’ve got apple pie !
Apple pie you say?
Maybe I was a tad hasty
Lol . Cream ?"Only if it's chilled | |||
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"Has anyone heard from the OP? I'm starting to worry..... He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ?? I'm gonna miss that guy..... *sobs" You'll be the only one
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"Has anyone heard from the OP? I'm starting to worry..... He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ?? I'm gonna miss that guy..... *sobs You'll be the only one
(sorry)"Your callous attitude in why I hope I don't die on a thre....... *thud | |||
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"Has anyone heard from the OP? I'm starting to worry..... He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ?? I'm gonna miss that guy..... *sobs You'll be the only one
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Your callous attitude in why I hope I don't die on a thre.......
*thud"Gone...and totally forgotten RIP Stinky | |||
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"Has anyone heard from the OP? I'm starting to worry..... He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ?? I'm gonna miss that guy..... *sobs You'll be the only one
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Your callous attitude in why I hope I don't die on a thre.......
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Gone...and totally forgotten
RIP Stinky "I'm not dead yet..... *cue Holy Grail references | |||
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"I ignored the adverts, didn't do as advised... I didn't keep out of reach of children, though every time the advert says it I know it makes sense... Now I have the man flu I hope to survive, but just in case I may need to say goodbye "The odds of surviving man flu is 10.000.000 to 1 Get well soon and i wish you luck op.
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"Has anyone heard from the OP? I'm starting to worry..... He’s gone let it go !! He would want you to be happy ?? I'm gonna miss that guy..... *sobs You'll be the only one
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Your callous attitude in why I hope I don't die on a thre.......
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Gone...and totally forgotten
RIP Stinky "This could happen to any man it’s a terrible fate you must be more worried us men may be facing extinction here death rate of 98.9 % very virile too !  | |||
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"Did you not wear a vest..... "Who OP ? | |||
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"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards." Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up | |||
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"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards. Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up "Double pneumonia is that all... put up with that for 10 months before going back to the doctor... stuck a drain needle in my back, got lots of fluid out and I went back to work. Bloody whimps taking up hospital beds for minor ailments | |||
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"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards. Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up
Double pneumonia is that all... put up with that for 10 months before going back to the doctor... stuck a drain needle in my back, got lots of fluid out and I went back to work. Bloody whimps taking up hospital beds for minor ailments"You still here????........ | |||
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"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards. Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up
Double pneumonia is that all... put up with that for 10 months before going back to the doctor... stuck a drain needle in my back, got lots of fluid out and I went back to work. Bloody whimps taking up hospital beds for minor ailments
You still here????........ "Not dead yet, though a bit useless today. | |||
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"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards. Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up
Double pneumonia is that all... put up with that for 10 months before going back to the doctor... stuck a drain needle in my back, got lots of fluid out and I went back to work. Bloody whimps taking up hospital beds for minor ailments"Feck off | |||
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"Funeral is Tuesday people 12.30 don’t forget "I hope there's tuna and cucumber sandwiches. | |||
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"Funeral is Tuesday people 12.30 don’t forget
I hope there's tuna and cucumber sandwiches. "Plus a tab behind the Bar for us Fabbers too! | |||
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"Funeral is Tuesday people 12.30 don’t forget
I hope there's tuna and cucumber sandwiches. "There is now | |||
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"Still in bed today, hoping this is the worst day. Got plans from Thursday onwards. Aw ffs the only thing that he's had me taken to my bed was double pneumonia. ..and it was in ICU ffs you need to man up
Double pneumonia is that all... put up with that for 10 months before going back to the doctor... stuck a drain needle in my back, got lots of fluid out and I went back to work. Bloody whimps taking up hospital beds for minor ailments
You still here????........
Not dead yet, though a bit useless today."Are you feeling better now ? | |||
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"Funeral is Tuesday people 12.30 don’t forget
I hope there's tuna and cucumber sandwiches.
There is now "Mmmmmmm - and cake? | |||
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"Funeral is Tuesday people 12.30 don’t forget
I hope there's tuna and cucumber sandwiches.
There is now
Mmmmmmm - and cake?"Lol you and your cake yes and cake | |||
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