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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahahahahahaha She had a fanny like a punched LASAGNA!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Best line heard on here ever "He was eating my pussy like a starving african with a bucket of kfc" hahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best line heard on here ever "He was eating my pussy like a starving african with a bucket of kfc" hahahahahahahahahaha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahahahahaha She had a fanny like a punched LASAGNA!!!!! "

I've got to admit I smirked at that but only because it's so fucking ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the light-hearted self depreciating profiles are comedy gold.

I generally don't find rudeness, racism, body shaming and crass obnoxiousness particularly chuckle worthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahahahahaha She had a fanny like a punched LASAGNA!!!!! "

Fucking hilarious

That's the best you can come up with? Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sense of humour seems to have a broad spectrum, doesn't it OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make myself laugh with my own phrases.

Burping the worm - wanking

Turtleneck - foreskin

Fanny sand - women creating drama!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Some of the light-hearted self depreciating profiles are comedy gold.

I generally don't find rudeness, racism, body shaming and crass obnoxiousness particularly chuckle worthy. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best insut ever saw was....

Your mum wears McDonald's sauce on her face...And she looks better for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best insut ever saw was....

Your mum wears McDonald's sauce on her face...And she looks better for it "

I suppose it's all subjective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best insut ever saw was....

Your mum wears McDonald's sauce on her face...And she looks better for it

I suppose it's all subjective "

Idiosyncratic

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent

Yesterday we had

Please give me a chance to go down on your wife, I promise to sound like a dog eating a bag of hot chips.

I'm still laughing hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yesterday we had

Please give me a chance to go down on your wife, I promise to sound like a dog eating a bag of hot chips.

I'm still laughing hahahaha "

I laugh at stuff like that but only because it's that or cry. Why people feel the need to express these thoughts to other human beings is beyond me!

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Omg I saw one thread a while ago asking how he could stop Fat, Old, And Ugly people looking at his profile.

I could not stop laughing as one by one us lovely nice sexy fabbers ripped him a new arse hole I think he cancelled his account rather quickly before the thread had finished it was so funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yesterday we had

Please give me a chance to go down on your wife, I promise to sound like a dog eating a bag of hot chips.

I'm still laughing hahahaha "

Hahahahaha that's the best one yet hahahahaha

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By *ussiesCouple
over a year ago

gwent


"Yesterday we had

Please give me a chance to go down on your wife, I promise to sound like a dog eating a bag of hot chips.

I'm still laughing hahahaha

Hahahahaha that's the best one yet hahahahaha "

You've started me laughing again hahahaha

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By *orny billingham bangersCouple
over a year ago

butlins skegness

Cock snot has got to be the Funniest thing I've heard on here. Or sit on my face and peddle my ears lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes! Because body shaming a woman's body part that, can't be changed is so bloody funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're really nice but I don't want to meet again because you look just like my brother!" That was after we exchanged pictures and actually met. Hahaha

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I need a wife today made me laugh a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You're really nice but I don't want to meet again because you look just like my brother!" "

Now you've mentioned it, you do.

The way you are standing up against that tree, reminds me my brother Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes! Because body shaming a woman's body part that, can't be changed is so bloody funny! "

Do you defend the guys everytime one of the innumerable cock mocking threads/posts pops up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv seen a guy who posts(nearly everyday) "who wants to give my 8"cock a wank in ma car NOW!!"....i wonder if anybody has taken up this kind offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes! Because body shaming a woman's body part that, can't be changed is so bloody funny!

Do you defend the guys everytime one of the innumerable cock mocking threads/posts pops up?

"

Good point

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

If men are finding vaginas horrible there is a alternative.

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By *ilary and DonaldCouple
over a year ago

chingford


"Omg I saw one thread a while ago asking how he could stop Fat, Old, And Ugly people looking at his profile.

I could not stop laughing as one by one us lovely nice sexy fabbers ripped him a new arse hole I think he cancelled his account rather quickly before the thread had finished it was so funny.

"

You lot are good at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest it's rare I read anything genuinely funny here, most of the attempts are horrifically misguided and actually turn out to be discriminatory and offensive in some way. Or just not funny (see above posts).

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Best line heard on here ever "He was eating my pussy like a starving african with a bucket of kfc" hahahahahahahahahaha"

Presumably, you found this funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love how it's Acceptable to body shame guys on here.

Women how ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock snot up the fart pipe.

Just putting that out there

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

Some guy offered (in his words) to shag Europa in his car because he could not accomodate.

We politly declined saying we served our apprenticships years ago.

To which he came back saying are you sure because this is a Mazda we are talking here

It took ages before we could stop laughing

We cant pass a Mazda now with laughing

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Cock snot up the fart pipe.

Just putting that out there "

That's one also killed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yes! Because body shaming a woman's body part that, can't be changed is so bloody funny!

Do you defend the guys everytime one of the innumerable cock mocking threads/posts pops up?

"

Where are all these cock mocking threads? I see threads about cock size (generally started by men) but not so much of the "ewww put it away it looks like a battered sausage/dead slug" threads as a direct comparison. The female equivalents tend to suggest if you have visible labia or anything other than a perfect little pink slit then you should be ashamed, are damaged goods, have obviously had too much sex and look like a loose kebab, a ripped bus seat or, as demonstrated above, a punched lasagne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my posts are bereft of all humour and not one hint of sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for self deprication, I prefer to do that privately. I'm shy.

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By *uriousPearCouple
over a year ago

dublin 5

"you want your pussy stretched by this 8 inch nigga dick"

Now, that's not the comedy. The comedy is that while he's a real dude, his cock shot is taken from the Internet.

I was proud of the response tho

"Afriad this fanny isn't tight, more cavernous. Sometimes it claps when I walk"

Pulled a muscle patting myself on the back after that.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"All my posts are bereft of all humour and not one hint of sarcasm "

You trying to kill me? Why do I always read your comments when I'm eating?? I swear I've almost choked 3 times in 3 weeks because of you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything involving the word fart cracks me up. Easily pleased, I know. It because I am Anglo Saxon. Was there not a thread about farting etiquette when at a hotel meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make myself laugh with my own phrases.

Burping the worm - wanking

Turtleneck - foreskin

Fanny sand - women creating drama! "

Love it! Let's stick to this level in the future, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some guy offered (in his words) to shag Europa in his car because he could not accomodate.

We politly declined saying we served our apprenticships years ago.

To which he came back saying are you sure because this is a Mazda we are talking here

It took ages before we could stop laughing

We cant pass a Mazda now with laughing "

And if it was a Mazda with a Wankel engine, RX7/8 plus others, then that would have caused sniggering too it seems.

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth


"Some guy offered (in his words) to shag Europa in his car because he could not accomodate.

We politly declined saying we served our apprenticships years ago.

To which he came back saying are you sure because this is a Mazda we are talking here

It took ages before we could stop laughing

We cant pass a Mazda now with laughing

And if it was a Mazda with a Wankel engine, RX7/8 plus others, then that would have caused sniggering too it seems."

Wankel would have been very appropriate

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This thread starts on nitrous oxide

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


""You're really nice but I don't want to meet again because you look just like my brother!" That was after we exchanged pictures and actually met. Hahaha"

I've had that one too

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

The last woman I met from here said; "Well that was a nice surprise, your cock looks smaller in your photos"

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

We also had one where the guy was so impressed with Europas cunt he phrased "he was like Paddington with his snout in a jar of Marmalade".

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By *ndigo40Woman
over a year ago

secret town


"Some guy offered (in his words) to shag Europa in his car because he could not accomodate.

We politly declined saying we served our apprenticships years ago.

To which he came back saying are you sure because this is a Mazda we are talking here

It took ages before we could stop laughing

We cant pass a Mazda now with laughing "

I don't get it?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Some guy offered (in his words) to shag Europa in his car because he could not accomodate.

We politly declined saying we served our apprenticships years ago.

To which he came back saying are you sure because this is a Mazda we are talking here

It took ages before we could stop laughing

We cant pass a Mazda now with laughing

I don't get it? "

The inference being that a common or garden Mazda is such a desirable supercar that how could any women resist being fucked in one.

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