FabSwingers.com: torchy (59) & sussies (59) , Couple in gwent, Wales, UK

Ok try again, we don’t want or need a Dom, it doesn’t interest us, why does Dom people think we need to be tortured.

Well, looks like it's going to be clubs from now on, seams like the only way to meet genuine swingers these days, Sorry, but need to have a bit of a rant, for those of you who cant read, we wll not reply to "hi, or even hi how are you", if thats your length of conversation, you have fallen at the first hurdle haha, if you keep saying "hi" three times a day, please take the hint, and if you cant be bothered to add any face pix to your profile, even in your private gallery, please give up, cos we cant be bothered with blind dates, no matter how good you tell us you are haha,

Hi we are G & S, as you can see from our pix, we are both natural, and we love the natural look, so if your thinking of meeting us, we dont shave(well, legs and pits haha)and we wont shave for your needs, we trim yes, but please dont ask us to be like you, this is us, anyway, we are looking for fun times with couples (bi). We are a couple looking for other like minded people who enjoy the same things in life as us. GSOH and personality more important to us than looks or age. We don\'t have any preconceived idea's about what we want, we think it depends on what everyone feels at the time. We are happy with same or separate room fun, and would love a party invite.

S loves to dress up, look good and has a large collection of lingerie that she loves to show off and have taken off, she does not like Wham Bam etc, but a quiky one off is always fun, she does love to use her toys untill she squirts, G is 5,10 slim and always up for a laugh, but very gentle, he is also a smoker, but a considerate one,

We are looking for friendship as well as adult fun, cleanliness is most important.

We can accomadate (but not overnight) due to teenagers turning up, work commitments or we can travel (within reason). We both have a bi-side, but happy to play straight. We are both natural and unshaven, and prefer the same, sorry if unshaven/considerate smoker offends some people, but thats us, normal haha

Sorry but we do have our limits,

NO pain, NO SINGLE MEN - sorry guys xxx (if we want 1 we will find 1, unless your bi, over 55 and want to be our gimp haha) We are a genuine couple and non pushy and expect the same in return.

We are both into motor bikes, naturists and outdoor life. We are honest with each other and will only play as a couple. but at parties or clubs, its a free for all and dont mind being alone with anyone haha, unless the girls fancy going for a coffee together, thats fine by us haha

We would like everyone to chat by phone first as to sort out the time wasters. and boy have we had our share of time wasters. After all we are on here to swing.

Thankyou for taking the time to read our profile and hope you enjoy our pictures.

PS, sorry to tell you, but we have the right to say NO,and if we say no please dont take offence, you may think your interesting however we may not, but if your polite you will get a response. time wasters, pushy and even rude people, just dont stand a chance, we are on here for fun, not just for you.

and please please, dont say your bi, when your profile says your staight, so many people on here change thier sexuality, just to try and get a free shag out of us, nice try, but we see through it, and your not being honest from the start, then your not for us, and for those of you who cant accomodate, your most probably married, sorry guys, no fecking chance.

ho, nearly forgot, sometimes we see single fems on here, wohoo, well we see them, but never found one to join us hahahahahaha, we just live in hope they will find us,

if you ever see us at parties or clubs, please say hi, we are easy to spot, we will be the only natural couple there haha

xxx

any institutions that reads this, single that has taken the time to read this far down, we have a special request, what's got five legs ?

The answer is the key to our pandora, if you fit our bill, your dream will come true, will face legal actions

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