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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thought the last one was one sided so thought id even the balance

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"thought the last one was one sided so thought id even the balance"

Totally agree... I was hoping blokes would chip in but hey... I probably gagged them by talking ... once again... too much.. yeah , want to know what they like...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thought the last one was one sided so thought id even the balance

Totally agree... I was hoping blokes would chip in but hey... I probably gagged them by talking ... once again... too much.. yeah , want to know what they like...

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ooh yes please inside info always useful ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to get a word in , every now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

PMSL!! Im going to leave this thread to the men now but could'nt help myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thought the last one was one sided so thought id even the balance

Totally agree... I was hoping blokes would chip in but hey... I probably gagged them by talking ... once again... too much.. yeah , want to know what they like...

ooh yes please inside info always useful ..."
rob ere ..i would say for a start men are highly sexual beings and are very visual but all men are not the same i look for Appearance Attitude Self Respect Confidence, and friendliness, these qualities are appreciated. but thats me..xx Men are just as different as women in their preferences and desires.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"thought the last one was one sided so thought id even the balance

Totally agree... I was hoping blokes would chip in but hey... I probably gagged them by talking ... once again... too much.. yeah , want to know what they like...

ooh yes please inside info always useful ...rob ere ..i would say for a start men are highly sexual beings and are very visual but all men are not the same i look for Appearance Attitude Self Respect Confidence, and friendliness, these qualities are appreciated. but thats me..xx Men are just as different as women in their preferences and desires. "

So how come that some seemingly less attractive women... are sexually very confident and successful? Not passing judgment here.. just curious for looks would not be the thing there?

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Spark!

Naughtiness

Sexyness

Feminimity

Sense of humour

Scent

Dirty talk

Clingfilm, treacle and hard-boiled eggs. (maybe that's just me though...)_

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes there is something , that kinda clicks , maybe none of your usual things . Could be a look , or the way somethings said ? This is to do with hormones , I'm male , I've no idea ???? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thought the last one was one sided so thought id even the balance

Totally agree... I was hoping blokes would chip in but hey... I probably gagged them by talking ... once again... too much.. yeah , want to know what they like...

So how come that some seemingly less attractive women... are sexually very confident and successful? Not passing judgment here.. just curious for looks would not be the thing there?"
but it is their sexual confidence that makes them attractive to others surely?

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

Just thought, most of that is visual but if they're a cow, nothing works, not even for the REALLY hot ones!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

Just thought, most of that is visual but if they're a cow, nothing works, not even for the REALLY hot ones!

mooooooo xxx

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"thought the last one was one sided so thought id even the balance

Totally agree... I was hoping blokes would chip in but hey... I probably gagged them by talking ... once again... too much.. yeah , want to know what they like...

So how come that some seemingly less attractive women... are sexually very confident and successful? Not passing judgment here.. just curious for looks would not be the thing there?but it is their sexual confidence that makes them attractive to others surely?"

Definitely, I have met a few sassy busses in my time and been attracted! LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thought the last one was one sided so thought id even the balance

Totally agree... I was hoping blokes would chip in but hey... I probably gagged them by talking ... once again... too much.. yeah , want to know what they like...

So how come that some seemingly less attractive women... are sexually very confident and successful? Not passing judgment here.. just curious for looks would not be the thing there?but it is their sexual confidence that makes them attractive to others surely?

Definitely, I have met a few sassy busses in my time and been attracted! LOL"
sassy busses ? ...would they be double deckers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

1/12 isnt bad lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

1/12 isnt bad lol"
ermmmmmmmm!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

1/12 isnt bad lolermmmmmmmm!!"

What?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

1/12 isnt bad lolermmmmmmmm!!

What?"
so out of the list you only possess one of those attributes ? i think not

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

1/12 isnt bad lolermmmmmmmm!!

What?"

PMSL

That was Self Confidence, not Napoleon complex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

1/12 isnt bad lolermmmmmmmm!!

What?so out of the list you only possess one of those attributes ? i think not"

2 at a push...and that is the truth lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ohhhhhhhhhh i got 4 of them i may be in with a chance pmsl. But i can assure you one of them isnt looking good in a spray on dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me.. (Mr) I find attractive but not up themselves I know it types with those eyes that seduce from accross a room horny. Someone who smells nice.. has humility and respect for both herself and others..

Knows what is sexy for her.. not what she thinks should be sexy on her lol.. deep!!

Most of all I find a woman who actually fancies me attractive lol..

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By *rummpsMan
over a year ago

thanet

"YES"

_rummps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love girls who are sexually driven, and really get off on being slutty. Lack of inhibition as well. That's kind of why i like women who choose to swing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love girls who are sexually driven, and really get off on being slutty. Lack of inhibition as well. That's kind of why i like women who choose to swing."

That does about round it up in a few words

sounds like just my kind of woman

looks are all ok but the right attitude to sex is a lot more important oh! and cleanliness but that goes both ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

1/12 isnt bad lolermmmmmmmm!!

What?so out of the list you only possess one of those attributes ? i think not

2 at a push...and that is the truth lol"

well i think i can only tick off a few on this. Cant walk in heels, would fall over, plus that would make me over 6ft. Have long legs but a droopy ass. But perhaps if am sitting on it talking with a confident sexy voice you wont notice...lol

Now being a sexy slut....well now your talking, thats me to a T.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

well got 4 of the above lmao

but im not saying which ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7...not that im bragging

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok 7 then....but got the long legs and long legs in stockings but still havent got a tight ass, well not on the outside...hehe!! And if i wore the high heels every guy/woman would have to wear hiking boots to reach my pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

rob ere i think kaz has all 12 thank god shes my wife.....o yes.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rob ere i think kaz has all 12 thank god shes my wife.....o yes.xxx"

Awwww thats so sweet, Ive gone all pink n fluffy now. You smoothy Rob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"rob ere i think kaz has all 12 thank god shes my wife.....o yes.xxx

Awwww thats so sweet, Ive gone all pink n fluffy now. You smoothy Rob

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iam only speaking what i think to be the truth....pink and fluffy ..now thats a turn on too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rob ere i think kaz has all 12 thank god shes my wife.....o yes.xxx

Awwww thats so sweet, Ive gone all pink n fluffy now. You smoothy Rob

iam only speaking what i think to be the truth....pink and fluffy ..now thats a turn on too"

thats my outfit sorted for the charity do then...pink n fluffy it is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's one quality I really love in a woman and that's the ability to say without any hint of reservation, "So, you wanna fuck my brains out or what?"

Gets me everytime does that! hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one quality I really love in a woman and that's the ability to say without any hint of reservation, "So, you wanna fuck my brains out or what?"

Gets me everytime does that! hehe"

Mmmmmmm now that is a baited hook Wishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one quality I really love in a woman and that's the ability to say without any hint of reservation, "So, you wanna fuck my brains out or what?"

Gets me everytime does that! hehe

Mmmmmmm now that is a baited hook Wishy

No, no, I'm being serious! Really! lol

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

self confidence and personality if u got that its all u need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you wana fuck my brains out or what?

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you wana fuck my brains out or what?

LOL"

See, now I'm all-a-quiver! Palpatations... pulse is racing ... fever... fuck... swine flu!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you wana fuck my brains out or what?

LOL

See, now I'm all-a-quiver! Palpatations... pulse is racing ... fever... fuck... swine flu!!"

PMSFL cheeky

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

What do men find a turn on?

Well it depends on the bloke as we all like different things. Ok a nice ass is good but hey if you can’t hold a conversation with someone it gets a little difficult at times. I know what I find a turn off it two word reply’s to messages. I have no prob with a not interested but a “yehh lol” doesn’t inspire much.

Am I odd for wanting my mind as well as my body stimulated? I find a woman can attract my attention with the way she chats on line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many different types of women in the world and if I try hard enough there is usually something sexy about 70% of them.

How they dress to start with, a woman who is no super model (and how many are?) if dressed feminine can look 10 times better than a stunner dressed cheaply or badly.

The way they move.

I like a really 'soft' looking face.

Dreamy eyes.

Softly spoken.

Funny, cheeky.

Intelleigent.

If only I could measure up to the male equivalent of the above I may finally find some friends!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do men find a turn on?

Am I odd for wanting my mind as well as my body stimulated? I find a woman can attract my attention with the way she chats on line.

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dude rob ere you are right mind as well as body..very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's one quality I really love in a woman and that's the ability to say without any hint of reservation, "So, you wanna fuck my brains out or what?"

Gets me everytime does that! hehe"

do i say that with or without my teeth in hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a pulse helps lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a pulse helps lol"
there nothing wrong with necrophilia if its good enough for cary grant its good enough for me..:::::::::::

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok as long as the hair dryer can be at hand to warm it up alittle thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a pulse helps lolthere nothing wrong with necrophilia if its good enough for cary grant its good enough for me..:::::::::::

;0"

not a bad idea, another thing added to my sexual wish list....do you know of any undertakers on this site who would be happy to oblige....pmsl....at least they will always have a stiff one ready for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure you could find one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a pulse helps lolthere nothing wrong with necrophilia if its good enough for cary grant its good enough for me..:::::::::::

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are so many different types of women in the world and if I try hard enough there is usually something sexy about 70% of them.

How they dress to start with, a woman who is no super model (and how many are?) if dressed feminine can look 10 times better than a stunner dressed cheaply or badly.

The way they move.

I like a really 'soft' looking face.

Dreamy eyes.

Softly spoken.

Funny, cheeky.

Intelleigent.

If only I could measure up to the male equivalent of the above I may finally find some friends!!!

oooooooooo

i got 6 of his

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Serious attempt at starting a very long list.

Burlesque look, esp’ done elegantly!

Those non-blatant knowing smiles.

Loss of control through arousal (that you caused!)

Walking well in heels.

Mystique

Elegant lingerie.

Quality spray-on dress with no VPL (or any!)

Long legs and a tight ass.

Long legs in stockings and a tight ass.

A sexy voice.

Intelligence. (Not last and not least!)

But No 1. Self Confidence!

1/12 isnt bad lolermmmmmmmm!!

What?so out of the list you only possess one of those attributes ? i think not

2 at a push...and that is the truth lol"

thats the trouble with female self assessment guys its the old my bum looks big in this thing ////when its fine ....

she definately has 8 of the listed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are so many different types of women in the world and if I try hard enough there is usually something sexy about 70% of them.

How they dress to start with, a woman who is no super model (and how many are?) if dressed feminine can look 10 times better than a stunner dressed cheaply or badly.

The way they move.

I like a really 'soft' looking face.

Dreamy eyes.

Softly spoken.

Funny, cheeky.

Intelleigent.

If only I could measure up to the male equivalent of the above I may finally find some friends!!!

oooooooooo

i got 6 of his

Oh Peaches, if only I had 6 of yours...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Can I be totally immodest and say 7 poss 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are so many different types of women in the world and if I try hard enough there is usually something sexy about 70% of them.

How they dress to start with, a woman who is no super model (and how many are?) if dressed feminine can look 10 times better than a stunner dressed cheaply or badly.

The way they move.

I like a really 'soft' looking face.

Dreamy eyes.

Softly spoken.

Funny, cheeky.

Intelleigent.

If only I could measure up to the male equivalent of the above I may finally find some friends!!!

well i have....erm lets see, cant count so that mean am not intelligent. Do I have dreamy eyes....ermmmm maybe

Do I speak softly....what with a Liverpool accent....dont think so.

How I dress....well surely its how I undress that matters. Now cheeky and funny....yeah I suppose I am....and you wana see me move....specially when there is a Sale on....

so two out of ermmmm how many!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

your defo cheeky and lots more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are so many different types of women in the world and if I try hard enough there is usually something sexy about 70% of them.

How they dress to start with, a woman who is no super model (and how many are?) if dressed feminine can look 10 times better than a stunner dressed cheaply or badly.

The way they move.

I like a really 'soft' looking face.

Dreamy eyes.

Softly spoken.

Funny, cheeky.

Intelleigent.

If only I could measure up to the male equivalent of the above I may finally find some friends!!!

well 2 off that list as well!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ruby /fem your all the above and more i like the more of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ruby /fem your all the above and more i like the more of you

u trying to create a harem of gash ...deputy doris with the fluffy pink handbag and slippers

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I wonder if any other guys would agree with me.....

I tend not to fancy women that are held up to be "beautiful", the "supermodels" for example Kate Moss, Naiomi Cambell etc.

I also find that sometimes I am attracted to a woman that ordinarily I wouldnt go for.... and when I try to analyse it, I cant really put my finger on it.

Ultimately, I think one of the main things that gets me going where a woman is concerned is definately her ability to stimulate my mind, to hold a conversation, to look me in the eye and treat me as a person, not an object.

Monosyllabic conversations, shallow "me, me, me" type monologues, and "I am gorgeous, and you dont have a chance" attitudes are a major turn-off. Also, perhaps strangely, are slim (thin or skinny) girls, the only thing I want to do with them is take them to McDonalds and buy them a meal lol!! And if a woman just offers it up on a plate, it aint worth having !!

Being a man, I am also a victim of genetic / chromosonal programming.... therefor visual stimuli are important too. I love seeing a curvy, confident, cheeky, playful woman dressed sexily, especially skirts and heels, and if I know she is wearing stockings, then I turn into a slavering hound lol!!!

So in summary, I will not have sex with just any woman who offers, and on times can be a little picky, but show me a friendly, chatty, sexually confident woman, and I think I would probably approache her and strike up a conversation..... the rest is a matter of mutual attraction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ruby /fem your all the above and more i like the more of you

u trying to create a harem of gash ...deputy doris with the fluffy pink handbag and slippers"
what a great idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if any other guys would agree with me.....

I tend not to fancy women that are held up to be "beautiful", the "supermodels" for example Kate Moss, Naiomi Cambell etc.

I also find that sometimes I am attracted to a woman that ordinarily I wouldnt go for.... and when I try to analyse it, I cant really put my finger on it.

so looks like the offer of a fuck is out of the question then hun....gotta go to Maccy D's and be wined and dined first with me big mac and milkshake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

smooth talker you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to take them to burger king where you can give them more meat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you all just want to see my sucking method on my milkshake straw....got a mouth like a dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well or it could because i want to see you get yr mouth round my ,. erm that meat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ruby /fem your all the above and more i like the more of you

bollox...funny and cheeky is as good as it gets....the rest of it is far too mushy to be related to me...Im well ard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

something amusing you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"something amusing you?"

show him how ard you are hun, grab him by the bollox and squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"something amusing you?

show him how ard you are hun, grab him by the bollox and squeeze"

could rip them off and add them to the pickled collection i have proudly displayed on the mantlepiece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"something amusing you?

show him how ard you are hun, grab him by the bollox and squeeze

could rip them off and add them to the pickled collection i have proudly displayed on the mantlepiece."

anyone for hors d'oeuvre,she asks and smiles sweetly while passing round the tray of your pickled bollox.....anyone for a doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidence is a big turn on. In most cases if a woman is confident in herself and shows it their attractiveness goes up big time.

Well chosen lingerie and high heels is a big turn on for me, especially if it helps them feel more confident and horny.

Lastly seeing a woman enjoying herself is a turn on too I think

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"something amusing you?

show him how ard you are hun, grab him by the bollox and squeeze"

It's grab, squeeze, twist and pull.

then when they've passed out on the floor, step on them whilst you pass their picked bollox round on a tray!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confidence is a big turn on. In most cases if a woman is confident in herself and shows it their attractiveness goes up big time.

Well chosen lingerie and high heels is a big turn on for me, especially if it helps them feel more confident and horny.

Lastly seeing a woman enjoying herself is a turn on too I think

thats me!...oh hang on a minute...no it isnt..my bag.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"something amusing you?

show him how ard you are hun, grab him by the bollox and squeeze

It's grab, squeeze, twist and pull.

then when they've passed out on the floor, step on them whilst you pass their picked bollox round on a tray!"

Ya see thats the trouble with the women of the posse too busy trying to obtain a non moral and physical authority over men instead of even trying to answer the original op's question...

yeah your all roughty toughties ok ......and appear to have sex like its some personal fight and gender battle.

While you keep doing this you only make yourselves look weak as your biggin it up all the while ...

'Big Big ..Yawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn

PD .....puts on tin helmet and is ready ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"something amusing you?

show him how ard you are hun, grab him by the bollox and squeeze

It's grab, squeeze, twist and pull.

then when they've passed out on the floor, step on them whilst you pass their picked bollox round on a tray!"

with cheese on a foil covered half an orange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"something amusing you?

show him how ard you are hun, grab him by the bollox and squeeze

It's grab, squeeze, twist and pull.

then when they've passed out on the floor, step on them whilst you pass their picked bollox round on a tray!

with cheese on a foil covered half an orange?"

eeeeh cheese and pickled bollox.....sure they havent caught anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"something amusing you?

show him how ard you are hun, grab him by the bollox and squeeze

It's grab, squeeze, twist and pull.

then when they've passed out on the floor, step on them whilst you pass their picked bollox round on a tray!

with cheese on a foil covered half an orange?

eeeeh cheese and pickled bollox.....sure they havent caught anything"

actually thats a reminder to take the orange out of robs mouth while he is hanging from the door by his belt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i like orange and plastic bag over head sounds like good times plz invite jan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like orange and plastic bag over head sounds like good times plz invite jan

princess gash asks....whose jan...and does she have a strap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

janet sorry o gash of the posse northern chapter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"janet sorry o gash of the posse northern chapter

well you know me and all my names for my multiple personalties....

slut is my fave name...i answer to that straight away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ill only use that when we pm each other MY DEAR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ill only use that when we pm each other MY DEAR

well you did pm me and u didnt call me a slut so am now sulking with rocks in my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well always a lot of talk from you about what you will do but never anything followed through so i wont be worrying to much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oi! you lot kaz here get back to my original post!!...or else!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yawn or else what ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yawn or else what ??"
or else leave the site lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yawn or else what ??or else leave the site lol

yo kaz it worked...do yer think we can say that to them all and they will all do

doris's dropping like flies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be the massive can of fly spray in between yr legs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yawn or else what ??or else leave the site lol

yo kaz it worked...do yer think we can say that to them all and they will all do

doris's dropping like flies"
fraid your stuck with rob babes ...hes my bait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yawn or else what ??or else leave the site lol

yo kaz it worked...do yer think we can say that to them all and they will all do

doris's dropping like fliesfraid your stuck with rob babes ...hes my bait lol

u saying rob is a wriggly worm on the end of a hook....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be the massive can of fly spray in between yr legs lol "
Just paged down to this reply - Heading: What do men find a turn on

Reply: Must be that massive can of fly spray between women's legs

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooops i think u did it again as it was in reply to this ....yo kaz it worked...do yer think we can say that to them all and they will all do

doris's dropping like flies

That was from gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do men find a turn on?

who gives a fuck?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooops i think u did it again as it was in reply to this ....yo kaz it worked...do yer think we can say that to them all and they will all do

doris's dropping like flies

That was from gash"

hey you, i just checked out your pics...cant see any signs of big hands...you got me going on false pretenses hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No different to what turns women on really ! cos do we give a fuck ??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are so many different types of women in the world and if I try hard enough there is usually something sexy about 70% of them.

How they dress to start with, a woman who is no super model (and how many are?) if dressed feminine can look 10 times better than a stunner dressed cheaply or badly.

The way they move.

I like a really 'soft' looking face.

Dreamy eyes.

Softly spoken.

Funny, cheeky.

Intelleigent.

If only I could measure up to the male equivalent of the above I may finally find some friends!!!

well i have....erm lets see, cant count so that mean am not intelligent. Do I have dreamy eyes....ermmmm maybe

Do I speak softly....what with a Liverpool accent....dont think so.

How I dress....well surely its how I undress that matters. Now cheeky and funny....yeah I suppose I am....and you wana see me move....specially when there is a Sale on....

so two out of ermmmm how many!!"

Hey two's enough for me, let's get it together!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trush me i have and they were shy to have their picture taken lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be totally immodest and say 7 poss 8"

Mmmmm, looking even more perfect than I thought......... or just a tease?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are so many different types of women in the world and if I try hard enough there is usually something sexy about 70% of them.

How they dress to start with, a woman who is no super model (and how many are?) if dressed feminine can look 10 times better than a stunner dressed cheaply or badly.

The way they move.

I like a really 'soft' looking face.

Dreamy eyes.

Softly spoken.

Funny, cheeky.

Intelleigent.

If only I could measure up to the male equivalent of the above I may finally find some friends!!!

well i have....erm lets see, cant count so that mean am not intelligent. Do I have dreamy eyes....ermmmm maybe

Do I speak softly....what with a Liverpool accent....dont think so.

How I dress....well surely its how I undress that matters. Now cheeky and funny....yeah I suppose I am....and you wana see me move....specially when there is a Sale on....

so two out of ermmmm how many!!

Hey two's enough for me, let's get it together!!!!!

hey wigan boy your just down the road, i will be down there in a flash and sitting on your face before you know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No different to what turns women on really ! cos do we give a fuck ??!!"

yep you do lol...or you wouldnt all be on here panting at pussy....lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who panting for pussy ??? I know im not getting any so no point panting for it ! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who panting for pussy ??? I know im not getting any so no point panting for it ! lol"

just because your not getting it, doesnt mean you dont want it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what you dont get you dont miss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what you dont get you dont miss!!"

ahhh so your just here to make friends...........lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you dont miss ..hope your not turning on us dude rob ere you need some fresh air /drink/and sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you dont miss ..hope your not turning on us dude rob ere you need some fresh air /drink/and sex

he isnt here for pussy...its just an x rated facebook for him...but dont worry he doesnt miss it!!!! lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what you dont get you dont miss!!"

BOLLOCKS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah and why not???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what you dont get you dont miss!!

BOLLOCKS!

nope he hasnt got any...but he doesnt miss them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah and why not???"

hey pussy posse no one going to help this guy out....we need him panting for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah and why not???"

so your on here, to perve what you cant have....sure you havent got masochistic tendencies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ive got bollocks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh ive got bollocks!!"

no u aint but you talk aload

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh really well im your a bloke then cos thats all ive heard from you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh really well im your a bloke then cos thats all ive heard from you lol"

whats that you say...hard to understand with the bollox in ya mouth hun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Oh really well im your a bloke then cos thats all ive heard from you lol"

Feck me TTR dont waste your time jousting with the also rans ...wait for there main players man ...these little tiddlers ...let em beat themselves sensless trying to make a name for themselve to impress the upper echelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh really well im your a bloke then cos thats all ive heard from you lol

some of us dont need to run in a pack hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

run in a pack ........now you know thats true whos going to watch your back ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"run in a pack ........now you know thats true whos going to watch your back ?

who said I needed my back watching????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a lone wolf gets all the meat ...not so and you know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao...i get all the meat i need!

there is nothing of a threat on here that would require me needing my bak watched, I am perfectly safe running alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ruby howls .....xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ruby howls .....xxxx

thats a viscious rumour, i moan softly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i find .... no we find that hard to believe!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i find .... no we find that hard to believe!!!!!!

you doubt my word! shame on you both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

duly shamed and stood in corner...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"duly shamed and stood in corner...!!!

dont cha just love a man backed into the corner

bend over please rob, my turn for the strapon and your going to get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"duly shamed and stood in corner...!!!

dont cha just love a man backed into the corner

bend over please rob, my turn for the strapon and your going to get it"
noooo me first !me first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow!!! this is a seriously long thread and I've only skimmed it.... but for what it's worth, my 2-penn'orth is attitude - everything else flows from that. If a lady's got it, the men will fall over themselves to respond to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answering as a male what makes me happy is making the female happy feels like a job well done whether its sexually or just a bloody good laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

DUDE ROB ERE IAM BACK ON bloody cheeky kaz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DUDE ROB ERE IAM BACK ON bloody cheeky kaz

About bloody time letting the side down like that soldier unforgivable she bloody decimating the fourms with her female spiel lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"DUDE ROB ERE IAM BACK ON bloody cheeky kaz

About bloody time letting the side down like that soldier unforgivable she bloody decimating the fourms with her female spiel lol"
robs watching boxing now so bollox you cheeky git!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DUDE ROB ERE IAM BACK ON bloody cheeky kaz

About bloody time letting the side down like that soldier unforgivable she bloody decimating the fourms with her female spiel lolrobs watching boxing now so bollox you cheeky git!!!!"

Dont beat me (much) please xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"DUDE ROB ERE IAM BACK ON bloody cheeky kaz

About bloody time letting the side down like that soldier unforgivable she bloody decimating the fourms with her female spiel lolrobs watching boxing now so bollox you cheeky git!!!!

Dont beat me (much) please xxx"
oh go on then....whip or paddle? choose your weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DUDE ROB ERE IAM BACK ON bloody cheeky kaz

About bloody time letting the side down like that soldier unforgivable she bloody decimating the fourms with her female spiel lolrobs watching boxing now so bollox you cheeky git!!!!

Dont beat me (much) please xxxoh go on then....whip or paddle? choose your weapon

Both please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"DUDE ROB ERE IAM BACK ON bloody cheeky kaz

About bloody time letting the side down like that soldier unforgivable she bloody decimating the fourms with her female spiel lolrobs watching boxing now so bollox you cheeky git!!!!

Dont beat me (much) please xxxoh go on then....whip or paddle? choose your weapon

Both please

"
humphhhh this is my thread so get back to the subject ....what turns men on cos i need to know lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

its a special project......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy eyes , nice bum n legs

confidence . sense of humour , accent .

independance . Adventurous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy eyes , nice bum n legs

confidence . sense of humour , accent .

independance . Adventurous

jeez im getting better I have 4 of those! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy eyes , nice bum n legs

confidence . sense of humour , accent .

independance . Adventurous

oh blinking heck does this involve counting again, anyone gotta calculator....erm sexy eyes...think so....sexy bum....nah dont think so....sense of humour.....she thinks so....accent.....defo no doubt about that laaa.....independance....does that mean being allowed out to the shops on my own....adventurous.....suppose thats the same as going the shops on my own....so how many is that ave got....can anyone add up for me. i would use my fingers but busy painting my acryllics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

iam back gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"iam back gash

oh chuffing hell am quivering in me sloggies....wheres me rocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"iam back gash

oh chuffing hell am quivering in me sloggies....wheres me rocks"
tied round your neck quick jump in the river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"iam back gash

oh chuffing hell am quivering in me sloggies....wheres me rockstied round your neck quick jump in the river

yeah but am wearing me extra large sloggies so they will inflate and will make me float. then a nice frog will come along the river and tow me to the side. i will kiss it as a thank you....ooooh noooo the frog has turned into a doris

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

are you on drugs or what frog ?...keep out of the sun candy knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you on drugs or what frog ?...keep out of the sun candy knickers

well am up at 3.30 tomoz. believe (and this is true) that they can test ya and take ya temperture enroute to turkey for swiine flue (thought only doris's got swine flue)....well am hoping am picked and they do it rectally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

they do a special fisting test on daves for swine flu over there lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they do a special fisting test on daves for swine flu over there lucky you

fingers crossed its a woman and not a minging turkish doris

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hairy chick with a tash tattoos spelt right..big hands like shovels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the small of my wifes back and the shape of her bum

going out the door

turns me on every time

peace and quiet

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the small of my wifes back and the shape of her bum

going out the door

turns me on every time

peace and quiet

lol

is that when she goes out to meet the lover of her life...the guy with the 10" knob....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nice one gash lolololpmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey im a 5 foot ten inch knob why would she want only ten inch

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

funny thats what your wife said ..lololo you left yourself open to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehe a doris turning on a doris....

pussy possee we have power

yours

princess gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl when she met me she won the lottery thats why i married her

pmsl

she won the lottery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

he isnt one of the brotherhood as yet gash

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

What do men find a turn on?

Answer: A pulse normally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pmsl when she met me she won the lottery thats why i married her

pmsl

she won the lottery"
dude your making me vomit now ..aka..clooney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do men find a turn on?

Answer: A pulse normally."
do you have one the evil one of possee day dream land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do men find a turn on?

Answer: A pulse normally."

There are exceptions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pmsl when she met me she won the lottery thats why i married her

pmsl

she won the lotterydude your making me vomit now ..aka..clooney

clooney my arse....more like mickey rooney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

top gear now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"top gear now"

only wish you were

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hurt me......not

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"What do men find a turn on?

Answer: A pulse normally.

There are exceptions

I didn't realise you could play hard to get with corpse's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who is confident about herself. and enjoys a laugh.This is the biggest turn on of all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the biggest turn on was

the footie, a beer and a grope when all was over

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By *pecializedMan
over a year ago

newcastle/northumberland

who told you the highly guarded secret lol

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