FabSwingers.com forum: bumper stickers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok this fussier pussy is bored this evening, can't be bothered to shave my legs so a meet is out of the question...what to do hmmmmmm...post a random thread...good start

If you could have anything printed on a bumper sticker what would it be?

Mine would be...

"Swingers Do It with Twat Nav"

Come on now lets have a giggle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not all men are annoying. some are dead."

:o)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Get any closer to my arse and you may dissapear from the face of the earth lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Mr Madchick wants one that says....

" Swingers do it with Compasses...... All knobs point North"

(its ok.... I'm ignoring him as well)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol giggle-a-thon going on here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have on on our car that says..` watch my rear not hers`... but I want one for our caravan,...its an Stirling Ellite Diamond, and I want one to read,..`Ellite swingers`,... not sure if we are though...lol

S&A

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

This is Robs contribution.....

swingings great

swingings fun

you can have one up you're fanny and one up your bum!!!

And for his next one....

Don't get so close unless you wanna join in!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't honk.. hump.

If your horny.. peep us lol! (Doggers maybe)

Were going as fast as we can.. wanna help?

Mike and Ju xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uiceypeachesWoman
over a year ago

bumfucknowhere

Bumper sign for me would be for all them drivers that just get far to close.......

"I usually get kissed before I get fucked, now get of my fucking arse"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My country invaded Iraq - and all I got was this expensive petrol"

"Are you stalking me? cos that would be super"

"Save a cow - eat a vegetarian"

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

How about

"Swingers do it.......left, right and centre!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago

south staffs

Men are like coffee - the best ones are hot, rich and strong, and keep you up all night long

Jane x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love single men so much that i married one"

"honk three times if you swing"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If you wanted to get up my arse you should of brought the ky

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rummpsMan
over a year ago

thanet

"Stop reading this!"

"Watch the f**king road"

_rummps x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about:

"The reason I'm hogging two lanes is because on my licence is says 'tear along the dotted line'"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arryandlilCouple
over a year ago

scunthorpe

how about

"ur winning when ur swining"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heffcpl4cplCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Take your Ex out tonight,

1 bullet should do it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread