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By *okingham Will OP   Man
24 hours ago

.

Give yourself an honest rating between 1️⃣ and 🔟.

And then, for our entertainment and pleasure, explain why you have given that rating.

🔥🔥🔥🔥

As the OP I’m out, obviously.

I’m the brains of this thread. Not the looks.

Anyways, over to all of you sexy beasts!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
24 hours ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I reckon a 5.... Just plain average 🤣

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By *wissArmyKnifeMan
24 hours ago

Second Star to the Right

I would say a 6️⃣

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
24 hours ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

100....I'm of that age 😂

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By *arlax0Woman
24 hours ago

nosy town

6

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By *dstefiMan
24 hours ago

Solihull

10

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
24 hours ago

SW1A1AA

Id say 5 bang on average

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By *infullyObedientWoman
24 hours ago

Woodley

Going to sound big headed but fuck it

Purely my photos on here 7️⃣

Real life though 4️⃣

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By *earditallWoman
24 hours ago

Lancaster

A good 7 nothing special but not too bad.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
24 hours ago

Gloucestershire


"Going to sound big headed but fuck it

Purely my photos on here 7️⃣

Real life though 4️⃣"

🤐

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By *tannersMan
24 hours ago

stanley

15 minute old cup of coffee hot

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
24 hours ago

(User no longer on site)

10, because I am.

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By *oldmilkMan
24 hours ago

In trouble, apparently…

I think I’m a seven.

I like who I am. Other people might not, but I’m happy in myself.

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By *inxy777Woman
24 hours ago

essex

4.

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By *sWyldWoman
24 hours ago

Edinburgh

On here , I possibly appear hotter than I actually am. So maybe a 7 here and a 4 in the real world

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By *ookie46Woman
24 hours ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I think rocking an 8

I’m not bad for an old bird, have super soft skin and my pics are decent 😁

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By *oldmilkMan
24 hours ago

In trouble, apparently…


"4. "

How can we help raise this number?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
24 hours ago

Round the bend

I'll go with a generous 6.5

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
24 hours ago

Gloucestershire

5 but I feel alive

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By *oneyBee200Woman
24 hours ago

Kent

Maybe pushing a 6 🙈

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By *issBellaWoman
24 hours ago

Town

With make up and some effort, 6.. maybe 7 if I've got the good Spanx on.

On a normal day I'd be lucky to push 2.

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By *tannersMan
24 hours ago

stanley


"On here , I possibly appear hotter than I actually am. So maybe a 7 here and a 4 in the real world"

Redhead, specs, saucy smile, those boobs 🔥🔥

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By *aked beachMan
24 hours ago

22 The Avenue

3, I've known me longer than anyone so feel best placed to comment on that.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 hours ago

Here. There.

6. If I was taller I’d probably hit 7.

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By *ee1993Man
24 hours ago

rutland

4 out 10 look like forest gumps special brother

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By *tormQueenWoman
24 hours ago

All over the place

Im going with an 8 🤷‍♀️

Im in reasonable shape and i look after myself 😊

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By *jslookingforfunMan
24 hours ago

liverpool

I’m a very bang average 4.5 unless I grow my beard and then it might be a 5.5

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By *ickshawedCouple
24 hours ago

Wolverhampton

I'm wrapped in 2 blankets so am super hot

Otherwise 8/10. I'm gorgeous with amazing boobs. And if you like slightly squishy women their early 40s I'm 10/10

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By *rchie300Man
24 hours ago

Hamworthy

I’m a 10 ….to match the size of my donger 🙄

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By *athomMan
24 hours ago

South Coast

For my age; Hair , Teeth , Pulse

I’d like to think 7 ish ???

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By *dstefiMan
24 hours ago

Solihull

JFC people, stop being so English!

If you don't think you're a 10, why not?

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By *ven888Man
24 hours ago

london

I will say a 4.

Just there are people way more attractive

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By *viatrixCouple
24 hours ago

Gatwick

If you’d asked me 30 years ago, I’d have said a 4 or 5…

Now? A solid 8.

I take pride and care in my appearance and also in what is in my mind. I am cultured and educated. And being a bit “exotic” makes me get plenty of attention.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
24 hours ago

Milton Keynes

Depends on who you are.

If you're a bear, then seemingly I'm an 11. (Dunno why, but they just *love* me...actually, I do have a theory why, but I won't bore you with it)

Otherwise I reckon I'm a 6, maybe a 7 on a good day or once you get to know me 😁

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By *ratty_BBW_BiWoman
24 hours ago

Birrrminghhhhhaaaaaaammmmm

i’m going to say 1 cause of self image issues 😂

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By *dstefiMan
24 hours ago

Solihull


"I will say a 4.

Just there are people way more attractive"

You're a 10, Sven. Take it from someone who knows.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 hours ago

Here. There.


"Depends on who you are.

If you're a bear, then seemingly I'm an 11. (Dunno why, but they just *love* me...actually, I do have a theory why, but I won't bore you with it)

Otherwise I reckon I'm a 6, maybe a 7 on a good day or once you get to know me 😁"

Oh go on, tell us. Me. I like theories.

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By *lusive KittyWoman
24 hours ago

In the countryside

An averageish 5

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By *oldmilkMan
24 hours ago

In trouble, apparently…


"i’m going to say 1 cause of self image issues 😂"

You’re a hell of a lot more than a 1 to everyone else!!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
24 hours ago

Gloucestershire


"With make up and some effort, 6.. maybe 7 if I've got the good Spanx on.

On a normal day I'd be lucky to push 2."

Bella!!!!!

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By *issBellaWoman
24 hours ago

Town


"With make up and some effort, 6.. maybe 7 if I've got the good Spanx on.

On a normal day I'd be lucky to push 2.

Bella!!!!!"

KBD???!!!!

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
24 hours ago

In a galaxy far far away

10

Have you seen my legs?

They're fucking awesome 😎

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
24 hours ago

Milton Keynes


"Depends on who you are.

If you're a bear, then seemingly I'm an 11. (Dunno why, but they just *love* me...actually, I do have a theory why, but I won't bore you with it)

Otherwise I reckon I'm a 6, maybe a 7 on a good day or once you get to know me 😁

Oh go on, tell us. Me. I like theories. "

Okay, so I've probably aged out of this label now, but anyway...

So I look pretty young. I'm 47 now, and last year was the last year I didn't get ID'd 😭

Apparently I look quite innocent as well.

So...I've got (or had) all the necessaries for being a Twink, right? (Other than sexual persuasion that is)

BUT...given my ethnic persuasion, it actually makes me my own little niche fetish, because what I *actually* am (or was) is a...

Chwink™️

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
24 hours ago

Gloucestershire


"With make up and some effort, 6.. maybe 7 if I've got the good Spanx on.

On a normal day I'd be lucky to push 2.

Bella!!!!!

KBD???!!!!"

Those numbers should be way higher madam x

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By *asty tatsyMan
24 hours ago

london

I’d give myself a 6.5

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 hours ago

Here. There.


"Depends on who you are.

If you're a bear, then seemingly I'm an 11. (Dunno why, but they just *love* me...actually, I do have a theory why, but I won't bore you with it)

Otherwise I reckon I'm a 6, maybe a 7 on a good day or once you get to know me 😁

Oh go on, tell us. Me. I like theories.

Okay, so I've probably aged out of this label now, but anyway...

So I look pretty young. I'm 47 now, and last year was the last year I didn't get ID'd 😭

Apparently I look quite innocent as well.

So...I've got (or had) all the necessaries for being a Twink, right? (Other than sexual persuasion that is)

BUT...given my ethnic persuasion, it actually makes me my own little niche fetish, because what I *actually* am (or was) is a...

Chwink™️"

A straight twink?

Bears don’t usually go for twinks though, though they do go for otters (slim young bears).

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By *aven.Woman
24 hours ago

no

4

I have the right hole so I get 3 points for that

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By *okingham Will OP   Man
24 hours ago

.

So so disappointed nobody has said “well, I’d certainly give myself one (geddit?)” yet.

Must try better!

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By *heron ShanMan
24 hours ago

Durham


"Depends on who you are.

If you're a bear, then seemingly I'm an 11. (Dunno why, but they just *love* me...actually, I do have a theory why, but I won't bore you with it)

Otherwise I reckon I'm a 6, maybe a 7 on a good day or once you get to know me 😁

Oh go on, tell us. Me. I like theories.

Okay, so I've probably aged out of this label now, but anyway...

So I look pretty young. I'm 47 now, and last year was the last year I didn't get ID'd 😭

Apparently I look quite innocent as well.

So...I've got (or had) all the necessaries for being a Twink, right? (Other than sexual persuasion that is)

BUT...given my ethnic persuasion, it actually makes me my own little niche fetish, because what I *actually* am (or was) is a...

Chwink™️

A straight twink?

Bears don’t usually go for twinks though, though they do go for otters (slim young bears). "

Why do I look at conversations where I have to google words.

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By *tannersMan
24 hours ago

stanley


"With make up and some effort, 6.. maybe 7 if I've got the good Spanx on.

On a normal day I'd be lucky to push 2."

Oi!!!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
24 hours ago

Wolverhampton


"4

I have the right hole so I get 3 points for that "

Just the one hole? No wonder you're so grouchy

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
24 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm going to have to quote my own bio here...

"This is the whole Davina package hunni! What could be sexier than a mind of literary and scientific near-genius, combined with the wit of a comedic legend, housed in a body approaching that of a hermaphroditic Greek goddess?"

So, who am I to argue? It's there in black and white; and Fab wouldn't have let me post it if it wasn't the truth. For this reason, I'm giving myself a 10.

💥🧛🏻‍♀️💥

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By *harliegleamerMan
24 hours ago

Leeds

6... getting older, harder to keep in shape. Body changing

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple
24 hours ago

Walmer, Deal

1 or 2 the way i feel at moment

Mrs

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By *ven888Man
24 hours ago

london


"I will say a 4.

Just there are people way more attractive

You're a 10, Sven. Take it from someone who knows."

Your to kind

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By *tandardIssueNerdMan
24 hours ago

Telford

Eh, maybe a 6 or 7 on a very good day.

My height and athletic body brings it up. But my face drags it down.

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
24 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"So so disappointed nobody has said “well, I’d certainly give myself one (geddit?)” yet.

Must try better! "

I usually say that, but decided not to be predictable.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
24 hours ago

Manchester

3

2 for the boobs

1 for the arse

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By *onin25Man
24 hours ago

Durham

After a couple of surprise messages on the back of the 'am I on your hotlist' thread earlier, I feel like a 10. Will probably be back down to around a 6 after I've slept back into reality.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
24 hours ago

Reading

I'd say a good 6. I took a good picture.

4 in real life though.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
24 hours ago

Milton Keynes


"

A straight twink?

Bears don’t usually go for twinks though, though they do go for otters (slim young bears). "

Hey, I don't really know the rules 🤷

I just know that when I lived on St James Street, I got A LOT of attention, constantly...

It actually educated my ignorant younger self.

My Mum is a raging feminist, so I always knew that catcalling women in the street wasn't on, but there was this little part at the back of my brain that went "Yeah, but isn't it kind of complimentary though? I mean they're saying how fit you are?"

And in true man "can't empathise until it happens to me" fashion, it wasn't until I had big groups of burly men catcalling me on the street that I realised noooooo...no it is not.

I didn't feel attractive, I felt scared and intimidated and I wanted it to stop.

Sorry ladies. I was young and dumb. It's no excuse, but it is what it is

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
24 hours ago

London

I'm giving myself a 7.

I'm learning to love myself and appreciate the blessings I have. I like my body and the hard work I've put into it. I take care of myself. Natural year round tan that people pay money to get. Above average height but not tall enough that my head bumps on everything, so almost the right height to navigate the world. Tall enough to reach something, short enough to blend in. I've been told I have a great smile and give amazing hugs. I'm invisible to most people in real life which is a gift and a curse.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 hours ago

Here. There.


"

A straight twink?

Bears don’t usually go for twinks though, though they do go for otters (slim young bears).

Hey, I don't really know the rules 🤷

I just know that when I lived on St James Street, I got A LOT of attention, constantly...

It actually educated my ignorant younger self.

My Mum is a raging feminist, so I always knew that catcalling women in the street wasn't on, but there was this little part at the back of my brain that went "Yeah, but isn't it kind of complimentary though? I mean they're saying how fit you are?"

And in true man "can't empathise until it happens to me" fashion, it wasn't until I had big groups of burly men catcalling me on the street that I realised noooooo...no it is not.

I didn't feel attractive, I felt scared and intimidated and I wanted it to stop.

Sorry ladies. I was young and dumb. It's no excuse, but it is what it is"

Sorry I shouldn’t put a I wasn’t being serious.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 hours ago

Here. There.


"Depends on who you are.

If you're a bear, then seemingly I'm an 11. (Dunno why, but they just *love* me...actually, I do have a theory why, but I won't bore you with it)

Otherwise I reckon I'm a 6, maybe a 7 on a good day or once you get to know me 😁

Oh go on, tell us. Me. I like theories.

Okay, so I've probably aged out of this label now, but anyway...

So I look pretty young. I'm 47 now, and last year was the last year I didn't get ID'd 😭

Apparently I look quite innocent as well.

So...I've got (or had) all the necessaries for being a Twink, right? (Other than sexual persuasion that is)

BUT...given my ethnic persuasion, it actually makes me my own little niche fetish, because what I *actually* am (or was) is a...

Chwink™️

A straight twink?

Bears don’t usually go for twinks though, though they do go for otters (slim young bears). Why do I look at conversations where I have to google words. "

I’ve done that several times today!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 hours ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Depends on who you are.

If you're a bear, then seemingly I'm an 11. (Dunno why, but they just *love* me...actually, I do have a theory why, but I won't bore you with it)

Otherwise I reckon I'm a 6, maybe a 7 on a good day or once you get to know me 😁

Oh go on, tell us. Me. I like theories.

Okay, so I've probably aged out of this label now, but anyway...

So I look pretty young. I'm 47 now, and last year was the last year I didn't get ID'd 😭

Apparently I look quite innocent as well.

So...I've got (or had) all the necessaries for being a Twink, right? (Other than sexual persuasion that is)

BUT...given my ethnic persuasion, it actually makes me my own little niche fetish, because what I *actually* am (or was) is a...

Chwink™️

A straight twink?

Bears don’t usually go for twinks though, though they do go for otters (slim young bears). Why do I look at conversations where I have to google words.

I’ve done that several times today! "

... and that was just reading the menu at Macdonalds!

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
23 hours ago

Milton Keynes


"4

I have the right hole so I get 3 points for that "

Don't forget the other ones as well - that brings you up to a 10!

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By *herry FuckwellWoman
23 hours ago

BRISTOL

From the amount of messages etc, I'd rate myself a 7.5 here, I could be hotter but it's all about perception

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By *ucky2.0Man
23 hours ago

Oxford

Maybe 7.5. Let you decide.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
23 hours ago

Here. There.


"Depends on who you are.

If you're a bear, then seemingly I'm an 11. (Dunno why, but they just *love* me...actually, I do have a theory why, but I won't bore you with it)

Otherwise I reckon I'm a 6, maybe a 7 on a good day or once you get to know me 😁

Oh go on, tell us. Me. I like theories.

Okay, so I've probably aged out of this label now, but anyway...

So I look pretty young. I'm 47 now, and last year was the last year I didn't get ID'd 😭

Apparently I look quite innocent as well.

So...I've got (or had) all the necessaries for being a Twink, right? (Other than sexual persuasion that is)

BUT...given my ethnic persuasion, it actually makes me my own little niche fetish, because what I *actually* am (or was) is a...

Chwink™️

A straight twink?

Bears don’t usually go for twinks though, though they do go for otters (slim young bears). Why do I look at conversations where I have to google words.

I’ve done that several times today!

... and that was just reading the menu at Macdonalds!"

I didn’t understand ‘big Mac’ until I googled it. Do knew I wanted a girthy mac.

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By *kibirdWoman
23 hours ago

Gillingham ( Dorset, not Kent)

I think it probably pretty common for people to underestimate themselves. We see people around us and think we could never measure up to them , we all know our own defects and things were self conscious about even though they might not ever occur to a stranger looking at us.

For me, I think I’m very average , some will like me , others not so much. There’s lots of things I’d like to change about myself and so therefore I’d say I’m no more than a 5. Middle of the road average

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
23 hours ago

Milton Keynes

I seem to remember there was some study a while back that looked at job applications, and the criteria set out in them.

Men would typically apply for a role if they thought they met 20% of the criteria.

For women, it would only be if they were comfortably over 80%.

It strikes me there are some parallels in this thread. Us chaps are (mostly) coming in with "Yeah! I'm a bit of alright!"

But ladies - you need to love yourselves more, there are some scandalously low ratings in here.

And I know, I know - society has basically weaponised insecurity and been fucking with your heads for decades, so that it can monetise misery and tell you that you'd look so much prettier if only you had that latest greatest thing - but fuck that.

Don't let them get in your heads.

You're worth more than that x

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
23 hours ago

Here. There.


"I seem to remember there was some study a while back that looked at job applications, and the criteria set out in them.

Men would typically apply for a role if they thought they met 20% of the criteria.

For women, it would only be if they were comfortably over 80%.

It strikes me there are some parallels in this thread. Us chaps are (mostly) coming in with "Yeah! I'm a bit of alright!"

But ladies - you need to love yourselves more, there are some scandalously low ratings in here.

And I know, I know - society has basically weaponised insecurity and been fucking with your heads for decades, so that it can monetise misery and tell you that you'd look so much prettier if only you had that latest greatest thing - but fuck that.

Don't let them get in your heads.

You're worth more than that x"

Your horse is gonna need a name.

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
23 hours ago

Rugby

7.5. 🤷‍♂️

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By *hunky GentMan
23 hours ago

Ely

Me - damnnnnn hot.

I'm so hot - I have to be this big just to contain the energy.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
23 hours ago

London

Confidence, self worth and self love take time to build. I used to be very negative towards myself and it took a toll on my mental health. It's taken me a long time to value myself and appreciate who I am. I think we are all on a journey. It's normal to have insecurities and doubts. We have to be our own biggest fan.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
23 hours ago

Milton Keynes


"

Your horse is gonna need a name."

I shall call it GeronimHo!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
23 hours ago

Here. There.


"

Your horse is gonna need a name.

I shall call it GeronimHo!"

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By *avexxMan
23 hours ago

cheshire

a good 7 maybe

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By *weetiepie99Woman
23 hours ago

cardiff

8.5 all day long

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By *ornyscotsman198812Man
23 hours ago

Aberdeen

I’m a 4, ain’t got much to offer but I’ve seen worse 🤣

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By *luebell888Woman
23 hours ago

Glasgowish

Probably about 7.

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By *vaRoseWoman
23 hours ago

Ankh-Morpork

That depends

Some of my pics I feel like an 8

Some of the discard pile I feel like a 2

Generally I feel like a passable 5

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By *oeBeansMan
23 hours ago

Derby

In real life away from Fab, I reckon a 3.

On Fab, my ego gets significantly boosted so I'd say around 7 on a good day.

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
23 hours ago

Milton Keynes


"We have to be our own biggest fan."

With abs like that, you might have some competition!

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By *hunky GentMan
23 hours ago

Ely


"That depends

Some of my pics I feel like an 8

Some of the discard pile I feel like a 2

Generally I feel like a passable 5"

you're at least a nine

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By *emptme1993Man
23 hours ago

manchester

Some days I feel like I’m a 6, occasionally I’ve felt like a 7, other days a 4 🤷‍♂️

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By *hinstrapMan
23 hours ago

sheffield

Meh maybe 3 on a good day. Maybe even a 4 after a few beers

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By *oudoir-EroticaCouple
22 hours ago

Bolton

I'm 61, have always had an adventurous mind, but for most of my life I have suppressed it. Over the last couple of years I have come to understand that the person I am inside isn't weird, isn't wrong, it's just sexy with a hint of kink. I believe who I am inside isn't boring, isn't vanilla, it's sexy.

I won't rate myself out of 10, and to be honest, I only really care what those who matter to me think, but inside I feel furrking sexy.

And to some of the lovely sexy people on here rating themselves so low - the only people rating you so low is yourself. Keep positive and discard/ignore the negative. Focus on the positive and your confidence will grow - and confidence (not arrogance) is sexy!

Be positive fabsters, you're all a 10.

Wyked

X

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By *hunderaceMan
19 hours ago

Dudley

Just average me, a better personality than looks but with my left leg now gone bellow my knee I may be the only one to give a half mark 😆... 4½ on a good day

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By *tu.xMan
18 hours ago

around

5.5 at a stretch

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By *arrysmiffffMan
17 hours ago

Colchester

Middle of the road 5 for me I think

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By *ealArtfulDodgerMan
17 hours ago

Newcastle

Looks guessing a 7 for me?

Well my Mam thinks I am

IRL 8 if the Geordie patter is anything to be admired..

There are deluded & enlightened guys and gals everywhere..

Its what is in the head & heart that truly matters tbh

xx

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By *eroLondonMan
17 hours ago

Mayfair

I would say ➐.

I'm clearly lacking in some departments but there's solid craftsmanship within, but always some room for improvements or micro adjustments.

It would have been an ⁸ but one point deducted for my woo'ing skills that have taken a recent nosedive.

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By *he Gentleman 84Man
16 hours ago

North East

I’d give myself a solid 8 others may rate me higher 🤷‍♂️

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By *he MinionMan
15 hours ago

Surrey

I'd rate myself a 7 on here and irl.

I've put a bit of weight on, which I am annoyed with myself for and had a few knock backs which dampen the positivity.

But generally, i'm a happy, fucking ray of sunshine, overflowing with daftness and humour.

So 7.

Maybe 6 ?

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By *huskofamanMan
15 hours ago

nowhere

-40'

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
15 hours ago

Lancashire

Depends on the day, but I’d pitch myself around a 7 if it was a good one. I generally scrub up alright.

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By *H7in5Man
15 hours ago

Chesterfield

I would give myself a 7

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By *athomMan
14 hours ago

South Coast


"Depends on the day, but I’d pitch myself around a 7 if it was a good one. I generally scrub up alright. "

Oh Lancashire, can I add some bonus points 😘

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
14 hours ago

Lancashire


"Depends on the day, but I’d pitch myself around a 7 if it was a good one. I generally scrub up alright.

Oh Lancashire, can I add some bonus points 😘"

Not entirely sure that’s how it works but we all enjoy a bonus ☺️

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By *nn_JamesCouple
14 hours ago

Berkshire

In our 20's - 9/10

our 30's - 8/10

Rolled into 40's 7/10

And now in our 50's a solid 6/10

lol x

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By *londe tease and hubsCouple
14 hours ago

notts/burton/derby

Hubby here for me id say a 3/4 but the wife has got to be a 12 !!!

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By *etwife8230Couple
14 hours ago

Newport

Around a 7 on a good day

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By *xydadbodMan
14 hours ago

towcester

Im probably about 3.5, and thats me giving myself a 0.5 bonus point 😅🤣

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By *eeNKayCouple
13 hours ago

Stockport

Tee : 4, or 6.5 if they're a gay guy looking for a bear.

Kay : 6 unless gluten has been eayen in the last 12 hours, then 3

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
13 hours ago

South Wales

On here maybe an 8, I take flattering pics and know my angles xx 😄

In real life maybe a 6-7…..totally average but I do always make an effort and have some nice clothes xx 😄

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By *eturningfun31Man
13 hours ago

Bristol

I think a 4 only cause it seems the only people that message are blokes. Guess just don't have much luck with single women or couples. so I'll stick with a 4 plus I'm not very good with my camera so my pictures are probably rubbish aswell 😂.

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By *cott45hullMan
13 hours ago

Hull

Hmm 🤔 3/4/5 very much depends on how I’m feeling about myself at the time

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By *orknmindy21Couple
13 hours ago

Newtownards

I think k we would be a 5 just an average mature couple who like a bit of fun now and again xxm&m

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By *onjoliveMan
13 hours ago

South Coast


"I'll go with a generous 6.5 "
m

6.5? Behave yourself…add a few more to that…

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By *onjoliveMan
13 hours ago

South Coast

Thighs I can probably get away with a 9 but factoring the rest…let’s say 7

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
13 hours ago

Milton Keynes


"Hmm 🤔 3/4/5 very much depends on how I’m feeling about myself at the time"

[Nerdjoke]Does it depend on getting the right angle?[/Nerdjoke]

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By *yprusdreamWoman
13 hours ago

Cyprus

Well I'm that hot I'm getting in the pool to cool down 🤣

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By *verhard88Man
13 hours ago

Bolton

I'm a, solid 1. 2 on a good day

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By *onjoliveMan
13 hours ago

South Coast


"Well I'm that hot I'm getting in the pool to cool down 🤣"

Show off 😁

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By *yprusdreamWoman
13 hours ago

Cyprus


"Well I'm that hot I'm getting in the pool to cool down 🤣

Show off 😁"

Entirely your fault 🤣

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By *tannersMan
13 hours ago

stanley


"Well I'm that hot I'm getting in the pool to cool down 🤣

Show off 😁

Entirely your fault 🤣"

Probably skinny dipping too 😔

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By *onjoliveMan
13 hours ago

South Coast


"Well I'm that hot I'm getting in the pool to cool down 🤣

Show off 😁

Entirely your fault 🤣"

Well there’s all the evidence I need to bump myself up to at 10 🤣🤣

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
13 hours ago

North Welsh Borders

Smokin' ♨️🔥 with extra sass and spice 😜

Otherwise known as menopause

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By *yprusdreamWoman
13 hours ago

Cyprus


"Well I'm that hot I'm getting in the pool to cool down 🤣

Show off 😁

Entirely your fault 🤣

Probably skinny dipping too 😔"

Not quite Stanners, half skinny dipping, wouldn't want to put the neighbours off their breakfast 🤣

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By *a LunaWoman
13 hours ago

Wales

Face card is an 8

Body card is a “oh well, moving on”

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

12 hours ago

East Sussex

Looks wise I always give myself a 10. Not because I have an over inflated opinion of myself compared to others but because I'm happy with how I look and accept myself as I am (despite the telly and every advert on Facebook telling me I shouldn't be because old people must hide the oldness). This does NOT mean that others should hold the same opinion in fact I'm 100% sure they don't but I have no control over that. I just don't think that the physical cards you've been dealt are worth making yourself miserable over.

This doesn't mean I wouldn't take a magic pill that would immediately tone my stomach or that I sometimes get a bit of a surprise when I look in the mirror and a nearly 70 year old looks back but ya' know 🤷‍♀️

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
12 hours ago

Reading

I'm a 7 with big boobs and a decent face. Not everyone's type but who is?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
12 hours ago

Reading


"Looks wise I always give myself a 10. Not because I have an over inflated opinion of myself compared to others but because I'm happy with how I look and accept myself as I am (despite the telly and every advert on Facebook telling me I shouldn't be because old people must hide the oldness). This does NOT mean that others should hold the same opinion in fact I'm 100% sure they don't but I have no control over that. I just don't think that the physical cards you've been dealt are worth making yourself miserable over.

This doesn't mean I wouldn't take a magic pill that would immediately tone my stomach or that I sometimes get a bit of a surprise when I look in the mirror and a nearly 70 year old looks back but ya' know 🤷‍♀️"

Love this 💕

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By *heekynHimCouple
12 hours ago

Now live permently in Costa Del sol, Spain. NOT

Him 5

Her 7

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By *amsevenMan
12 hours ago

cork

Before fab I would have said a 6.now I would say 3.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
12 hours ago

London


"I'm a 7 with big boobs and a decent face. Not everyone's type but who is?"

You had me at big boobs. 😂🙌🏾

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By *cott45hullMan
12 hours ago

Hull


"Hmm 🤔 3/4/5 very much depends on how I’m feeling about myself at the time

[Nerdjoke]Does it depend on getting the right angle?[/Nerdjoke] "

I’m a 5 in the dark 😂

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
11 hours ago

Round the bend


"I'll go with a generous 6.5 m

6.5? Behave yourself…add a few more to that…"

Thanks. I'm not a fan of eating myself 😘

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By *omeotherguyMan
11 hours ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

It depends who you ask! 🤣

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By *othorny14Man
11 hours ago

Swindon

I rate myself a 4, just a avarge looking guy

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
11 hours ago

Round the bend


"I'll go with a generous 6.5 m

6.5? Behave yourself…add a few more to that…

Thanks. I'm not a fan of eating myself 😘"

RATING ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
11 hours ago

Round the bend


"Hmm 🤔 3/4/5 very much depends on how I’m feeling about myself at the time

[Nerdjoke]Does it depend on getting the right angle?[/Nerdjoke]

I’m a 5 in the dark 😂"

And you can behave!

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By *okingham Will OP   Man
11 hours ago

.


"I'll go with a generous 6.5 m

6.5? Behave yourself…add a few more to that…

Thanks. I'm not a fan of eating myself 😘

RATING ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️"

It’s a video I’d love to see though!

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By *morousCouple8Couple
11 hours ago

Cumbria


"I'll go with a generous 6.5 m

6.5? Behave yourself…add a few more to that…

Thanks. I'm not a fan of eating myself 😘"

If I could eat myself….. I would 👅

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By *onin25Man
11 hours ago

Durham


"I'll go with a generous 6.5 m

6.5? Behave yourself…add a few more to that…

Thanks. I'm not a fan of eating myself 😘

If I could eat myself….. I would 👅 "

I'm available for eating duties

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By *morousCouple8Couple
11 hours ago

Cumbria

I have a pretty face and big boobs. 6-8 depending on lighting and angles.

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By *ochaManMan
11 hours ago

Romford

5 in the mirror

6 to strangers without context

7 if you're into me

8 if you get to know me

9 sounds like no in German

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By *morousCouple8Couple
11 hours ago

Cumbria


"I'll go with a generous 6.5 m

6.5? Behave yourself…add a few more to that…

Thanks. I'm not a fan of eating myself 😘

If I could eat myself….. I would 👅

I'm available for eating duties "

That’s probably better for my back, and helps with wet Wednesday 🫦

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By *urious8240Man
11 hours ago

Ammanford

I'd say im a good 6.5 and happy with it 😊

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By *iddlesticksMan
11 hours ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d like to think I’m a 7 but seeing as I’m quite delusional let’s make it a 6.5.

However if we are talking about playing strip battleships, then I’m an 8 gusting 9.

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By *ochaManMan
11 hours ago

Romford


"Confidence, self worth and self love take time to build. I used to be very negative towards myself and it took a toll on my mental health. It's taken me a long time to value myself and appreciate who I am. I think we are all on a journey. It's normal to have insecurities and doubts. We have to be our own biggest fan."

Easily a 9 in my straight eyes.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
11 hours ago

Round the bend


"I'll go with a generous 6.5 m

6.5? Behave yourself…add a few more to that…

Thanks. I'm not a fan of eating myself 😘

RATING ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s a video I’d love to see though! "

What's a couple of removed ribs to sacrifice 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *iddlesticksMan
11 hours ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'd say im a good 6.5 and happy with it 😊 "

Physically you’re a 10 fella.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
11 hours ago

Cumbria


"I'd say im a good 6.5 and happy with it 😊 "

Your bum is a 12

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By *ochaManMan
11 hours ago

Romford


"

I've been told I have a great smile and give amazing hugs.

I'm invisible to most people in real life which is a gift and a curse."

You should consider rapping with sick bars like that.

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By *urious8240Man
11 hours ago

Ammanford


"I'd say im a good 6.5 and happy with it 😊

Physically you’re a 10 fella. "

I appreciate that bud 🙂

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By *onjoliveMan
11 hours ago

South Coast


"I'll go with a generous 6.5 m

6.5? Behave yourself…add a few more to that…

Thanks. I'm not a fan of eating myself 😘

RATING ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s a video I’d love to see though!

What's a couple of removed ribs to sacrifice 🤷🏼‍♀️"

Well you’ve told me to bite you before….🍴

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By *oucantquitmebabyCouple
11 hours ago

Southampton

She 9.5 Me 7 i hope😃👍

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By *H7in5Man
11 hours ago

Chesterfield

A 7/10 for me

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By *hunky GentMan
11 hours ago

Ely


"She 9.5 Me 7 i hope😃👍"

Well - you certainly got my attention

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
11 hours ago

Round the bend


"I'll go with a generous 6.5 m

6.5? Behave yourself…add a few more to that…

Thanks. I'm not a fan of eating myself 😘

RATING ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s a video I’d love to see though!

What's a couple of removed ribs to sacrifice 🤷🏼‍♀️

Well you’ve told me to bite you before….🍴"

Still waiting 🙄

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By *ibesandVariety2.0Couple
10 hours ago

Edinburgh

6/7 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Just average. Easy going up for a laugh like taking pictures having fun. Look after ourselves nothing special

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By *hunky GentMan
10 hours ago

Ely


"6/7 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Just average. Easy going up for a laugh like taking pictures having fun. Look after ourselves nothing special "

8 easy. Adding at least 1 for the ink.

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By *onjoliveMan
10 hours ago

South Coast


"I'll go with a generous 6.5 m

6.5? Behave yourself…add a few more to that…

Thanks. I'm not a fan of eating myself 😘

RATING ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s a video I’d love to see though!

What's a couple of removed ribs to sacrifice 🤷🏼‍♀️

Well you’ve told me to bite you before….🍴

Still waiting 🙄"

You keep moving…stand still 😋

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By *cott45hullMan
9 hours ago

Hull


"Hmm 🤔 3/4/5 very much depends on how I’m feeling about myself at the time

[Nerdjoke]Does it depend on getting the right angle?[/Nerdjoke]

I’m a 5 in the dark 😂

And you can behave!"

Says you Mrs 6.5 ffs 🔥🔥

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By *hilloutMan
9 hours ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

8/10 for my age category.

I'm in better shape than most of my peers, can hold a good conversation with most and my face doesn't scare people away

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By *morousCouple8Couple
9 hours ago

Cumbria


"8/10 for my age category.

I'm in better shape than most of my peers, can hold a good conversation with most and my face doesn't scare people away "

None of this “for my age” bullshit. He’s hot 👆🏻

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By *tormQueenWoman
8 hours ago

All over the place


"8/10 for my age category.

I'm in better shape than most of my peers, can hold a good conversation with most and my face doesn't scare people away

None of this “for my age” bullshit. He’s hot 👆🏻"

Seconded 😎

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By *atural_born_thriller_xMan
8 hours ago

Climax End

Probably 4.8 it’s marketing strategy. Set your score low . Achieve higher x

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
8 hours ago

Your to do list

Probably a 8 on fab and 5 in real life 😅✨️

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By *verhard88Man
8 hours ago

Bolton

I'm a fab 1, in real life 5 on a very good day!

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