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Scandalociously fantabulous


Woman in North Welsh Borders, Wales, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

6 hours ago... It's all gone Pete Tong! Cannot wait!

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Looking For

Men aged 30 to 55 only. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

M

51 years old
Straight

5'8"  173cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Safe Sex, Swingers Clubs
The OG profile. Temu versions are available elsewhere! be original, be you! Shine your shiney shine without plagiarising mine.

Sweary, lairy and sometimes scary. Must be seen to be believed

'Outstanding' (A from Bogner)*

'Toe Curling' (C from Skegness)*

'Best tits eva (N from Epping Forest)*

*Names have been changed. Any similarities to any person living or dead is purely coincidental....

Like a renegade Master, D4 damage with the ill behaviour...

Shady's back. Guess who's back! Because Fabs so empty without me!

Fab is like Hotel California: You can check out but you can never leave...

Once upon a time I would have loved to take a walk to the waterfront to look at the sparkles in the rain as I thought about all the things she said up on the cat walk as we looked over the book of brilliant things. We talked about travelling east at Easter to see the lights and walk along the Constaninople line which reminded me of walking between worlds. Anyway please don't you forget about me as you see the lights along the Neapolis and think about your life in a day.

So. If you wanna be my lover you;

1. Can't get with my friends as I don't have any

2. Not that way inclined anyway...so won't be joining you and your Mate or you and your Mrs...

3. Sharing is not caring in my World

If you change your mind and want to take a chance on me then we can go dancing in the moonlight.

I love music, it is my go to for whatever mood or mindstate I find myself in. In life you can always rely on music...

Let me be clear, I am a swinger, regular visitor and member of Townhouse, I'm not into quick fucks or sucks, clue is in the name 'Fabswingers' it ain't called 'Rentafuck' or Instashag' so don't message asking if I am up for 'fun' make an effort and keep in mind I am a person not an object. I am not here for validation and don't need bullshit. I don't want to role play being your Aunt/Mother/Sister... yes I know I am older but don't fetishise me. I want to be liked for me not a tick on a fantasy bucket list.

You want to go to a club, then go, I'm not prepared to hold your hand or take you along...I'm not a babysitter. If swinging is a true interest you won't need a partner to go.

I don't want to be your Sub, neither do I want to humiliate you, though I might stamp in your bollocks if you cross me and only if you ask me nicely ;-)

Not sure what's going on half the time... What do I know? who knows? Do you know? I don't and probably not interested anyway.

How to get on my radar?? Don't be a knobhead is a good start. I am a person not an object and please address me as so, I'm peri-menopausal so proceed with caution. Yes I am menopausal, with crying, like proper ugly crying! And snot. It ain't pretty I can tell you

I am neurodivergent, cloudy with a hint of sarcasm....Attention span of a Chicken, however long that that is, ask someone who knows about Chickens I guess...as I said I get easily distracted... I love to dance, but you know I can't dance right, I also love to sing but I can't do that either!