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"I'd wanna have sex with all the army men I'd have sex with all the army men. They'd be too tired to fight" Brilliant 🤣 | |||
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"I'd wanna have sex with all the army men I'd have sex with all the army men. They'd be too tired to fight"  | |||
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"1. I'd be that person in training who laughed at the officer when he's shouting, meaning I'd have to do push ups or something. 2. I'd probably still be unable to do the obstacle course 5 hours after everyone else had finished. 3. I'd fail training." These would be reasons 4, 5 and 6 for me. Always laugh at inappropriate moments | |||
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"1 Taking a dump in the field 2 Mud 3 Noise" Don’t they all take a dump in fields? Or do tanks have toilets now? | |||
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"I'd wanna have sex with all the army men I'd have sex with all the army men. They'd be too tired to fight" Hahaha - yesss 😂👏🏼 | |||
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"I'd wanna have sex with all the army men I'd have sex with all the army men. They'd be too tired to fight" As long as you do both sides you could stop a war….Which is more than the silly bastards who are supposed to stop wars have ever been able to do..  | |||
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"What are the top 3 reasons you would be unfit to go to war? More than 3 is perfectly acceptable Here’s mine: 1. Sleeping arrangements - I absolutely cannot sleep with out a fan on 2. I don’t know how to talk quietly so I’d blow everyone’s cover 3. The uniforms would be too itchy and I’d refuse to wear them " You really dont sleep that much and after 4 with none you wouldent have an issue War zones tend to quit noisy Only dress uniforms itch , combat gear is quit comfy So your in lol | |||
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"I'd wanna have sex with all the army men I'd have sex with all the army men. They'd be too tired to fight As long as you do both sides you could stop a war….Which is more than the silly bastards who are supposed to stop wars have ever been able to do.. "Well she did say all the army men… | |||
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"What are the top 3 reasons you would be unfit to go to war? More than 3 is perfectly acceptable Here’s mine: 1. Sleeping arrangements - I absolutely cannot sleep with out a fan on 2. I don’t know how to talk quietly so I’d blow everyone’s cover 3. The uniforms would be too itchy and I’d refuse to wear them You really dont sleep that much and after 4 with none you wouldent have an issue War zones tend to quit noisy Only dress uniforms itch , combat gear is quit comfy So your in lol " Shush it you, I don’t wanna go! 🤣 | |||
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"1. I complain so much my platoon would shoot me 2. I'm lazy 3. I cry a lot" Your sound like most the people in the army.,.poor excuses.  | |||
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"What are the top 3 reasons you would be unfit to go to war? More than 3 is perfectly acceptable Here’s mine: 1. Sleeping arrangements - I absolutely cannot sleep with out a fan on 2. I don’t know how to talk quietly so I’d blow everyone’s cover 3. The uniforms would be too itchy and I’d refuse to wear them You really dont sleep that much and after 4 with none you wouldent have an issue War zones tend to quit noisy Only dress uniforms itch , combat gear is quit comfy So your in lol Shush it you, I don’t wanna go! 🤣" Just saying 😌 | |||
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"Erm I have no choice When the dotted line was signed many years ago 🤣🤣" Did mine in chalk , probably worn of by now lol | |||
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"I'd wanna have sex with all the army men I'd have sex with all the army men. They'd be too tired to fight" We're you recruited by the FSB? | |||
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"Erm I have no choice When the dotted line was signed many years ago 🤣🤣 Did mine in chalk , probably worn of by now lol " Well I signed off by carrier pigeon but must of not made it I’m still here 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Erm I have no choice When the dotted line was signed many years ago 🤣🤣 Did mine in chalk , probably worn of by now lol Well I signed off by carrier pigeon but must of not made it I’m still here 🤣🤣" Haha , soon be over I left at 35 with a medical discharge, trust me life isent all it its made out to be as a civilian 🤣 A lot sex for a start 🤣 | |||
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"Lots of flippant answers but mine is I don't know how I'd live with myself if I killed another human being. " Most is done from a distance , you can never be sure it was you 🤔 | |||
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"Lots of flippant answers but mine is I don't know how I'd live with myself if I killed another human being. " Say that when there firing at you 🤷🏼♂️ | |||
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"Will I be: Hotter and colder than what's natural, and living and eating in holes dug for a just a few hours, and have to Crap in holes I dig for just that purpose. Or for a bit if luxury poo,will I sweat my nads off in a turdis. Will need to take a trench bath using baby wipes, and put talcum powder in my socks, hair and undies? Will I knacker my bones carrying my house on my back? Sign me up chef.......not! I did my bit,let some other bugger do their bit " Its 2026 lol , they use machines to dig the trenches and these days it'll be sand not mub and youll be beyond hot but the plus side to dont have to carry that much in a war zone lol , and after all. Your training it'll seem light , And no bady wipes lol you just wint wash 🤣 and the powder youll use is lice powder 🤣 | |||
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"Lots of flippant answers but mine is I don't know how I'd live with myself if I killed another human being. " If faced with a kill or be killed situation, what would you do? Interestingly, some soldiers in WW1 who were against the idea of killing someone pointed their gun upwards when coming out the trenches rather than kill the enemy. | |||
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"Lots of flippant answers but mine is I don't know how I'd live with myself if I killed another human being. Say that when there firing at you 🤷🏼♂️" Or they beheaded one of your mates !! Gone a bit dark now  | |||
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"Lots of flippant answers but mine is I don't know how I'd live with myself if I killed another human being. If faced with a kill or be killed situation, what would you do? Interestingly, some soldiers in WW1 who were against the idea of killing someone pointed their gun upwards when coming out the trenches rather than kill the enemy." That was because its human nature , you do that in the hope they will stop 🫡 | |||
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"Lots of flippant answers but mine is I don't know how I'd live with myself if I killed another human being. " If they were shooting at me I'd do it quite easily. | |||
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"I'd wanna have sex with all the army men I'd have sex with all the army men. They'd be too tired to fight As long as you do both sides you could stop a war….Which is more than the silly bastards who are supposed to stop wars have ever been able to do.. "I may need a partner | |||
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"Lots of flippant answers but mine is I don't know how I'd live with myself if I killed another human being. " It was supposed to just be a bit of fun 🤷🏻♀️ | |||
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"Lots of flippant answers but mine is I don't know how I'd live with myself if I killed another human being. If faced with a kill or be killed situation, what would you do? Interestingly, some soldiers in WW1 who were against the idea of killing someone pointed their gun upwards when coming out the trenches rather than kill the enemy. That was because its human nature , you do that in the hope they will stop 🫡" It must have been a terrifying scenario, get out the trench into no man's land at the sound of a whistle, knowing there's a bunch of guys with mounted machine guns ready to blow you to bit. I couldn't imagine it. | |||
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"What are the top 3 reasons you would be unfit to go to war? More than 3 is perfectly acceptable Here’s mine: 1. Mornings. I don't do mornings. I don't do alarm clocks. I get up when I feel like it. Usually 10 am or later. 2. Coffee. I don't expect Jamaica Blue Mountain is on the menu. Tea can get in to the sea. Vile stuff. I'm not laying down my life on the line for flipping Nescafé granules. Or beer. 3. Pacifist." | |||
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"Lots of flippant answers but mine is I don't know how I'd live with myself if I killed another human being. If faced with a kill or be killed situation, what would you do? Interestingly, some soldiers in WW1 who were against the idea of killing someone pointed their gun upwards when coming out the trenches rather than kill the enemy. That was because its human nature , you do that in the hope they will stop 🫡 It must have been a terrifying scenario, get out the trench into no man's land at the sound of a whistle, knowing there's a bunch of guys with mounted machine guns ready to blow you to bit. I couldn't imagine it." Very scary , also knowing if you dident your own officers would shoot you anyway !! And then poor buggers were conscriptied | |||
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"1 - I'd throw my company to the enemies in exchange for Frazzles 2 - I'd definitely push the 'nuke em button' - not because I'd want to actually nuke em, I have no impulse control 3 - I'd complain loudly about the lack of plug sockets and how I will rate them low on trip advisor" I love a big red button 🤣 they just call out to me to push them | |||
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"I'd wanna have sex with all the army men I'd have sex with all the army men. They'd be too tired to fight" Steady lads, form an orderly que | |||
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"I'd wanna have sex with all the army men I'd have sex with all the army men. They'd be too tired to fight Steady lads, form an orderly que "We had a system for them ladies 🤣 there was definitely no que 🤣 | |||
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"1 - I'd throw my company to the enemies in exchange for Frazzles 2 - I'd definitely push the 'nuke em button' - not because I'd want to actually nuke em, I have no impulse control 3 - I'd complain loudly about the lack of plug sockets and how I will rate them low on trip advisor I love a big red button 🤣 they just call out to me to push them " Me too! Especially if someone says 'don't push'  | |||
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"Lots of flippant answers but mine is I don't know how I'd live with myself if I killed another human being. If faced with a kill or be killed situation, what would you do? Interestingly, some soldiers in WW1 who were against the idea of killing someone pointed their gun upwards when coming out the trenches rather than kill the enemy." If more had done what they were supposed to do the war wouldn’t have lasted so long. However, I agree that killing does not come naturally/easily to most people. It needs the right motivation. | |||
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