FabSwingers.com forum: In what way are you a dick?

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
6 days ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I don’t mean all the time. But those wee habits we have which, actually, are a bit dickish. What’s yours?

Mine is eating all the chocolate in the house, regardless of who it belongs to

Mrs TMN

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By *inkPomPomWoman
6 days ago

Isle of Man

I'm a great friend but extremely shit at replying to messages..I miss the 90s when people just called and if you missed it you missed it

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 days ago

North West

Perhaps in lacking the introspection and self-awareness to realise the ways in which I am a dick? 🤔🤣

I need to think on this. Or ask B.

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By *tormQueenWoman
6 days ago

All over the place

I always ask the question....you know the one thats just a question too far 😁

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By *ee1993Man
6 days ago

rutland

99.9% of the day

I’m sure I was put on earth to be a dick

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By *gent CoulsonMan
6 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I lkke to wind some people up, and often get called a dick for doing it

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 days ago

North West

"Perhaps in lacking the introspection and self-awareness to realise the ways in which I am a dick? 🤔🤣

I need to think on this. Or ask B."

Apparently I can take pettiness to a supreme level 🤭

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By *adyBugsWoman
6 days ago

not local even if it says I am

Better off asking when am I not a dick

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By *iddlesticksMan
6 days ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m a dick for talking over people.

I said I’m a dick for talking over people.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 days ago

North West

"Better off asking when am I not a dick

After thinking how wonderful I am, I’ve actually just fallen down a rabbit hole of all the ways that I’m a dick…

My need for people to know I’m right when I’m right - pure dick move

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By *hat.coupleCouple
6 days ago

Kent

I have foot in mouth disease, I always say the wrong thing at the wrong time. 🤦🏼‍♀️ it's an art honestly.

Mrs x

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By *onderplayful_lustMan
6 days ago

Liverpool

Asking too many questions and always putting myself down.

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By *eather100Man
6 days ago

Barrow-in-Furness

I think people like me, but they don't. Because I am a dick.

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By *eralDeviantWoman
6 days ago

Hull

I dont have an effective filter and expect raw honesty to be something that doesnt effect relationships.

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By *iver78Man
6 days ago

barton upon humber

I say what I think with no remorse lol ,

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By *ellhungvweMan
6 days ago

Cheltenham

"I dont have an effective filter and expect raw honesty to be something that doesnt effect relationships. "

Apparently when people say “What do you think?” they don’t actually mean “What do you think?”. That is a life lesson I keep on learning.

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By *eliWoman
6 days ago

If I think someone is wrong and they keep pushing, I'll happily show them how very wrong they are.

I also have a fantastic memory and can remember things so easily when I'm in a dickish mood.

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By *okingham WillMan
6 days ago

I throw darts at kittens*

(* i don’t! I honestly don’t!!)

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By *eorge AtazderMan
6 days ago

Exeter

I’m shite at keeping in touch. Even with family

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I have foot in mouth disease, I always say the wrong thing at the wrong time. 🤦🏼‍♀️ it's an art honestly.

Mrs x"

I only ever open my mouth twice... Once to put my foot in it and once to change 🤣🤣

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By *asualConnectionsMan
6 days ago

bristol

Live with couple people if somthing smells off i throw it out.... only had 1 get mad at me before, he told me off for throwing away moldy bread he said and I quote "i can pick the moldy bits off" absolutely disgusting glad hes gone lol but yh if it smells off it gotta go

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By *aven.Woman
6 days ago

Everyway

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By *actile TensionMan
6 days ago

Sussex

Im more of an arsehole than a dick.

If i believe something isn't working I'll let it fail.

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By *hickthighs-26Woman
6 days ago

the land of vagina

Sometimes i can be quite stubborn and if i feel a sense of injustice i just will not let it go even if im being a dick i cant stop myself.

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By *lofeldMan
6 days ago

Redhill

Mine is when I get it in my head I want to leave somewhere, I get very impatient waiting for others. I'm sure there's other things too,but thats the one that stands out.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
6 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

You know that uncle who comes round at Christmas, gets pissed and never shuts up?

That's me

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By *herrybakewellCouple
6 days ago

Staffordshire

I read profiles and only message that that are a genuine match.

But then I haven't messaged anyone for months.

Quite a dick.

Mr.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
6 days ago

Chichester

None tbh. I am perfection

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By *asualConnectionsMan
6 days ago

bristol

"None tbh. I am perfection

Calling bs lol appreciate you

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
6 days ago

Chichester

"None tbh. I am perfection

Calling bs lol appreciate you "

It’s a tough burden being perfect but I wear it with pride

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By *kinmistressWoman
6 days ago

pl12

Im shit at keeping contact. Even with my close friends and family!rubbish at replying to phone calls, texts, messages, social media if your not in front of me im probably going to forget to reply or check in on you.

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By *iver78Man
6 days ago

barton upon humber

"You know that uncle who comes round at Christmas, gets pissed and never shuts up?

That's me"

We all have an uncle wanker 🤣 mine turns up whenever he likes sits down and knods off !! He says my house is relaxing 🤣

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By *iver78Man
6 days ago

barton upon humber

"None tbh. I am perfection

But perfection is itself a flaw!!

Heard that bollox somewhere

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
6 days ago

Chichester

"None tbh. I am perfection

But perfection is itself a flaw!!

Heard that bollox somewhere"

No the imperfect tell themselves that to ease the reality of not being perfect like myself

It’s just how life is.

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By *dstefiMan
6 days ago

Solihull

I can totally compartmentalise my sexy life from my vanilla life. No spillover whatsoever.

Not sure if it makes me a dick exactly but amoral, hedonistic, yeah I'll take those.

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By *jslookingforfunMan
6 days ago

liverpool

I’m so hit and miss at replying and keeping in touch with people, I can be so chatty but then I’ll just want to run and hide from everyone, there’s no in between

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By *omeotherguyMan
6 days ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

Yeah I'm terrible at keeping in touch but also, if someone crosses a line I do just walk away and cut them. I'm not sentimental. But sometimes it's a bit too easy for me to do that.

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By *rchie300Man
6 days ago

Hamworthy

Chocolate stealer and proud ….. often say the wrong thing at the wrong time ….. about as subtle as a slap in the face….. if I don’t like you , you’ll know it …. Not very diplomatic…… I’m really impatient driving and often comment on slow drivers , poor indicating and cyclists often get death stares off me ….i think I’ve covered all my dick levels

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
6 days ago

Northumberland

I'll happily take time out of my day just to wind someone up and put them in a bad fettle just because theyve pissed me off. But I wont just do it once, if I know something annoys someone I'll do it for the sake of being a prick

Prime example, got a mate who gets really wound up at people who drag their feet, so I just do it randomly. 🤣🤣 im a really nice person, just a bit of a dick at times

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By *peedyGMan
6 days ago

Telford

I'm an all or nothing kind of person, when i'm a dick i'm 💯 all in on that mode 🤣... luckily 80% of the time i'm nice

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London

When I know a friend of mine has an enemy or an ex and I see them, I say to my friend "oh look, there's your friend". They make eye contact and it becomes really awkward. And then I walk away as if it had nothing to do with me so when they turn to face me I'm gone like Batman.

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By *huskofamanMan
6 days ago

nowhere

All of the above

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By *artorialMan
6 days ago

weymouth

My name is Richard and I have one - probably makes me a double dick

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By *lirtyFilthWoman
6 days ago

Troublesville suburb of Barnstaple

"I’m so hit and miss at replying and keeping in touch with people, I can be so chatty but then I’ll just want to run and hide from everyone, there’s no in between "

This is me to a T too

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By *outhLondonSmileMan
6 days ago

London / Brighton

If I’ve had to explain something more than twice.

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By *ommo83Man
6 days ago

Salford

You'll have to ask my ex wife cos I thought I was perfect ha ha

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By *earditallWoman
6 days ago

Lancaster

Telling people what they may not want to hear.

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By *abulincsCouple
6 days ago

near a bridge

Being to honest and straightforward is our fault

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By *issEmmWoman
6 days ago

Bournemouth

When someone asks me if the seat next to me is free, I tell them my invisible friend is sitting there. I think I’m funny but other people tell me I’m not 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
6 days ago

North Welsh Borders

Telling people exactly what I think unfiltered.....Calling out people's bullshit.

Menopause has only amplified it

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By *lackadderMan
6 days ago

Eastbourne

"I don’t mean all the time. But those wee habits we have which, actually, are a bit dickish. What’s yours?

Mine is eating all the chocolate in the house, regardless of who it belongs to

Mrs TMN "

That’s not dickish. Unattended chocolate is fair game….

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By *avidNPMan
6 days ago

manchester

I think I’m a great person but I can be very down on myself at times. I working hard to kick that habit

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By *sWyldWoman
6 days ago

Edinburgh

I'm judgey AF

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By *eardedsparkyMan
6 days ago

Llandudno

I make inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times about inappropriate subjects (not sexually inappropriate btw)

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By *urry BlokeMan
6 days ago

Being a bit too forthright with my opinions when they're not really needed

I am, generally, good at biting my lip but, every so often, it just all billows out of me

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 days ago

London

Sometimes my jokes go too far.

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By *lackchiefMan
6 days ago

Yeovil

I love cleaning to a fault and would be mad when u make a mess

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
6 days ago

South Wales

I’m stubborn and I like to get my own way! Xx 😄

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
6 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

"You know that uncle who comes round at Christmas, gets pissed and never shuts up?

That's me"

Ok serious answer time.

I think I can be over opinionated on certain subjects.

I also think I can try to be too funny too often, which will probably annoy and piss off some people.

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By *urry BlokeMan
6 days ago

Being too open about sex & sexuality

I think after 15 or so years here, nothing phases me, nothing surprises me

There's nothing I am embarrassed to discuss - as many of my colleagues have discovered

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By *ermite12ukMan
6 days ago

Solihull and Romford

Black humour: (Can you even say that nowadays?) My landlady's huge Kitchen cabinet fell off the wall at the weekend. (Giving her a massive bruise on her shoulder and a nasty bump on her head.) Could easily have killed her. (As it rotated 180 degrees and landed upside down.)

I was thinking seriously about putting a note on the cupboard, after it had fallen. Either saying please don't move. Or, this is where world war 3 started.

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By *emptme1993Man
6 days ago

manchester

Doesn’t matter how serious the situation is, if there’s a joke to be made I will make it

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