FabSwingers.com forum: Good Advice ?

By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

Anyone got any good advice ? … Not particularly fussed what it is .. just feel my life may be lacking an appropriate amount of GOOD ADVICE

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By *enuine_J87Man
2 days ago

Eastleigh

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By *layfullsamMan
2 days ago

Solihull

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Always look both ways crossing a one way street

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"Always look both ways crossing a one way street"

That has s good advice

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By *layfullsamMan
2 days ago

Solihull

"Always look both ways crossing a one way street"

Don’t forget up for crashing aeroplanes

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By *actile TensionMan
2 days ago

Sussex

Assume the person you're talking to may know something you don't. Answers you seek can come from the most unlikely places.

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By *uaveNightsMan
2 days ago

Canvey Island

If you see something that doesn’t look right, speak to staff or text the British Transport Police.

See it, say it, sorted.

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By *007ManMan
2 days ago

Worthing

"Always look both ways crossing a one way street"

A cyclist sped past me going the wrong way....good advice.

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

One of the best bit of advice I was ever given was

If your shoes let in water stay out of the fucking puddles !!

I know this is good advice yet still walk around with wet feet

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By *ellhungvweMan
2 days ago

Cheltenham

If you see someone wearing red corduroys then you are in Waitrose.

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By *ot.a.murdererWoman
2 days ago

Banbury

My favourite advice was from my dad, and it's actually about advice!

"Advice is free, and you don't always have to take it"

Just listening to options can help, and you can ignore the bits that don't work for you

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By *iver78Man
2 days ago

barton upon humber

Trust no one , and nothing and remember if it sounds to good to true its probably gonna cause you issues

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By *ew1231000Man
2 days ago

Hullbridge, Essex

Always trust your gut!!

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Round the bend

Treat people as you want to be treated

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
2 days ago

East Sussex

Pay as much as possible into a pension.

Don't let the weight of other people's expectations weigh you down

Eat the cake, drink the good wine, wear the decent clothes and have coffee with that friend

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By *4bimMan
2 days ago

Farnborough Hampshire

get the first punch in.

doesnt matter how big they are, they know now you are going the distance.

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

Don't tie your shoelaces in a revolving door

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By *kphooey43Man
2 days ago

Barnet

"If you see something that doesn’t look right, speak to staff or text the British Transport Police.

See it, say it, sorted. "

So it's not "See it, say it, snort it"?

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By *kphooey43Man
2 days ago

Barnet

No one is looking at you or judging your awkward moments. Everyone is far too busy worrying about their own impending doom and embarrassing mistakes.

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By *cott45hullMan
2 days ago

Hull

Never be first through the door to a bar fight

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
2 days ago

Glasgow

I don’t need no good advice, I’m already wasted.

(As some wise women once said.)

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"Don't tie your shoelaces in a revolving door"

I like this … now that’s good advice

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By *oundtightCouple
2 days ago

Manchester

The light socket is always live

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 days ago

Herts/Leeds

Temu parachutes aren’t worth the money

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By *gent CoulsonMan
2 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Given the hot sunny weather we have had, always wear sunscreen

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By *athomMan
2 days ago

South Coast

Never go into a gunfight with the sun in your eyes 🤠

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"Temu parachutes aren’t worth the money

Gosh could you imagine .. would you even dare

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By *24funCouple
2 days ago

workington

Suncream!

And be careful who's advice you take.

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By *onin25Man
2 days ago

Durham

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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By *ightDesiresCouple
2 days ago

Northampton

Don't say anything to yourself that you wouldn't say to someone you love and care about

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"Never go into a gunfight with the sun in your eyes 🤠"

Like Kirk Cobain sang

“ I don’t have a gun “

But that’s good advice

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By *24funCouple
2 days ago

workington

"Don't say anything to yourself that you wouldn't say to someone you love and care about"

That I really really like.

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By *weetspicycoupleCouple
2 days ago

sussex

If its too good to be true, it likely is.

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By *cott45hullMan
2 days ago

Hull

Never be afraid to ask a question. The only stupid question is the one you didn’t ask that had a really important answer!

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By *4bimMan
2 days ago

Farnborough Hampshire

never confuse smartness with cleanliness.

always remember this when entering establishments that serve and cook hot meals.

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By *poolGuyMan
2 days ago

Liverpool

Don't test the depth of the water with both feet.

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By *earditallWoman
2 days ago

Lancaster

Eating too many ritz crackers and primula can not only make you feel sick but leave you parched,you should stop at about 5

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

Pay more attention to action than words

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By *gent CoulsonMan
2 days ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My mum always told me to engage brain before opening mouth

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By *hinstrapMan
2 days ago

sheffield

Many people are so poor because the only thing they have is money

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By *ineteen89Man
2 days ago

Swindon

I was watching some old video tapes in this haunted house and the strange guy on tv told me: "Listen, your life could depend on this: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck."

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By *poolGuyMan
2 days ago

Liverpool

"My mum always told me to engage brain before opening mouth"

Mine said that too and "You've two ears and one mouth, use what you have more of."

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"Many people are so poor because the only thing they have is money"

This is true .. I have no money ..

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By *uperchargedMan
2 days ago

Manchester

If you can't fight, wear a big hat...

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"I was watching some old video tapes in this haunted house and the strange guy on tv told me: "Listen, your life could depend on this: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck.""

I remember a guy like that .. just before he stole my handbag !

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By *eightsB4DatesMan
2 days ago

north east

My dad always told me if I can’t buy it twice I can’t afford it, this advice served me very well

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By *xSirenaxxWoman
2 days ago

Gloucestershire

Unsolicited advice is like someone singing out of tune. Nobody wants to hear it.

Advice is like cooking: you should try it yourself before you feed it to others

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By *owmanytimesMan
2 days ago

derby

To do two things at once is to do neither

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By *oalie88Man
2 days ago

Newtownabbey

Always make sure your laces are tied before going into a public toilet

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By *rBruce101Man
2 days ago

Leicester

Never shit on your own time. Get paid for it.

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By *eal4269Man
2 days ago

Llanelli

Never push your granny when she's shaving

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By *uaveNightsMan
2 days ago

Canvey Island

"If you see something that doesn’t look right, speak to staff or text the British Transport Police.

See it, say it, sorted.

So it's not "See it, say it, snort it"?"

That’s after 5:30pm 😂

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"To do two things at once is to do neither "

And the truth shall set you free !!!

Eh ladies .. wadda y say ?

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By *erdyHollyTV/TS
2 days ago

In a galaxy far far away

If you accidentally fart in public shout "jet propulsion" and walk faster

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"Always make sure your laces are tied before going into a public toilet "

Especially if there’s a revolving door involved

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"Never push your granny when she's shaving "

I would imagine this is good advice ..

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By *ympho6969Woman
2 days ago

glasgow

The only person you should compare yourself to, or compete against is yourself.

If you look to others, you will always find something to bring you down. But if you compare yourself to who you were 6 months, or 3 years ago, you will see growth.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 days ago

London

Ask yourself "is this worth my time?" If not, move on.

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By *hineasMan
2 days ago

Washington services (Monday night)

As Aztec Camera said;

You can’t buy time, but you can sell your soul.

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By *antric ecstasyMan
2 days ago

Co Durham

Don't always follow the advice you get.

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"never confuse smartness with cleanliness.

always remember this when entering establishments that serve and cook hot meals."

Good advice .. I’ve seen plenty of rank things pop out of the bottom half of a 3 piece suit

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"As Aztec Camera said;

You can’t buy time, but you can sell your soul. "

And the camera never lies .. ?

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By *rman82Man
2 days ago

Manchester

Don’t get your haircut with your hat on

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By *itty9899Man
2 days ago

Bed waiting

Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.

Rinse your cereal bowl straight after as that stuff sets like concrete.

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"Don’t get your haircut with your hat on"

Is that common in Manchester .? . sounds like very good advice indeed

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 days ago

The Big Smoke

"If you see something that doesn’t look right, speak to staff or text the British Transport Police.

See it, say it, sorted. "

Epic ♥️

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
2 days ago

London

If there's an item of clothing you're interested in, compare the retail price with the resale price. Then choose the one you want.

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By *amesB66Man
2 days ago

Channel islands

Ne'er a lender nor a borrower be!

I can still here my mum saying this!!

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By *rystal Dreamtime OP TV/TS
2 days ago

horsham

"Ne'er a lender nor a borrower be!

I can still here my mum saying this!!"

Need to tell that to Barclays !!! …

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By *rchie300Man
2 days ago

Hamworthy

Put your socks in the fridge and then wear them to bed when it’s hot , helps you sleep …..😉

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By *ravellingcdTV/TS
2 days ago

Ayrshire

Advice needed please - I had a dream the other day that I’d got together with my sister in law (and very much enjoyed it), she’s widowed and we get on great. I help her out around the house fixing stuff and look after her dog regularly.

Now I can’t stop thinking about fucking her and can’t look her in the eye.

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By *4bimMan
2 days ago

Farnborough Hampshire

The stockmarket goes up and down. The key is to stay in the game

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By *ohn 66Man
2 days ago

South Birmingham

When one door closes, another one opens.

Or you could just reopen the first door. That's how doors work

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