FabSwingers.com: mickey (54) , Man in derby, East Midlands, UK

So here we are folks…… read along

The ladies prefer words to looking at schlong

The compliments I get all come from guys

Which is always wierd, they haven’t seen my eyes

But this is what fab does, it drives you insane

All those pretty ladies not one of them vain (well!)

All curves and heels they know how to tease

Their profile says they are good on their knees

As tempting as that all is, we join the queue, to get our message seen, the ladies have more than a few

So we ponder, is it me? Or is it the fact there’s ten thousand of thee?

How do I get a meet they cry on the forum, amid eye rolls and giggles by those who know them

You must have splendid images they shout, be 6 foot tall and thighs with clout

This is not one of those awesome reads, this is a shit one, and I can’t be arsed

Here for the forums and the hotlist oh my, I can dream a little can’t I

Please arrive with banter and glee, the kettle is on, for Yorkshire tea (only)

I have though and thought about this all day, what could make a fair maiden say yay

The truth is she won’t see me in amongst the crowd, 5’8 and not especially loud

What she will see should I be found is a jolly human sometimes profound

Good humoured light hearted and he does the job and occasionally he might show you his ..,,,

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