FabSwingers.com: Hakeem (36) , Man in Swindon, South West, UK

Cardiff House Party 25th

Then Dark Velvet May 2nd

Birmingham House Party on the 25th

BMFC 29th May at xtasia (never been xtasia before, this’ll be new for me)

And after this? Send me some suggestions - clubs are mad fun and I can’t get enough of them (until my wallet cries enough at least)

Could do with a club buddy - somebody I could either drag along with me (willingly), or drag me along with them.

Damn am I really this impulsive? I’ve filled out all of April… and a bit of May...

I’d much prefer meeting at clubs or parties than homes these days. Waaaaay more fun. And besides, it's hard to plan for a home meet when I'm barely at home...

Telegram: @theonetruehax. I might reply to this

If I had an interview about here with myself, it’d go something like this…

Who are you?: Nineteen89

That’s a dumb username, why’d you pick it?: 1989 was a good year - then I turns up…

Height?: 5 foot 6 inches.

That's not very tall, is it?: Well, it's perfectly average, isn't it?

Weight?: I mean, not everybody gets to be basketball player height, do they?

WEIGHT?: I mean, I'm not thaaat much shorter than Tom Cruise, right?

*sigh* okay, fine. Next questions - experiences?: Not much, really. I'm probably more vanilla than vanilla ice cream. Though I am getting into clubs, and socials.

You didn't before?: No, not at all. Only started this year, and to be honest I like them. Which is weird for me because I'm normally the least social person around.

Cock details?: I mean, seriously, before 2026 I didn't even know there was a swingers club not even a 15 minute walk from my house...

Dude, will you answer the questions!?: Oh, yeah. Sorry, what was the question?

Nevermind. What are you looking for?: I like chatting and friendship. Anything else is a bonus

Seriously?: Yeah, listen - I actually find it hard to talk about "sheks" - I get all awkward about it. Dunno why... Maybe I'm secretly a prune.

You mean "Prude"?: Yeah, that's what I said.

You said "prune": No I didn't.

Yes you did...: Let's agree to disagree then.

Okay, fine. Kinks?: Velma Dinkley

I'm sorry, what?: Did I stutter?

Dude, real kinks: Okay, fine. But I'm awkward, remember?

Like, dom, sub, anything like that?: None, really. I’m just… me.

Clubs?: Oh yes. You know, I never thought those would be my thing, but damn they’re fun.

Really? You never used to go to clubs: That’s not a question.

Wise guy. Why do you like clubs now?: I dunno. One day I went and I was like “this isn’t so bad”

That’s not how I remember your first club night… : Shhhhh… nobody needs to know…

Aren’t you super shy?: LALALALALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

What are you good at then?: … no comment…

Seriously?: … no comment…

Okay what ab:? … no comment…

You didn’t let me finish: Oh sorry.

You're shit at answering these interview questions, you know?: Yeeeeaaaahhh...

Stickers?: Huh?

Stickers - what’s the deal with them?: Oh, those. Yeah, I like using those name tag stickers to write my name out at clubs.

Hmm… that’s… kinda smart?: I know, right? Though they hurt like a bitch to remove…

Excuse me?: Yeah, after a night I might end up with a more bare patch of rectangular chest hairs.

So… not smart, then?: Oh no, it’s a big brain move. Plus it means I don’t get mixed up with Eddie Murphy.

Yer wot?: Apparently my “H”s sound quiet when I say them.

Oh, I see, a coming to Ame: Shut it! I’d be a millionaire if I got money for every time somebody thought that was my name.

America: … dammit…

Okay. Tell me about the balloons: …What?…

Balloons. What’s your deal with them?: …N…nothing… that’s classified…

You have a phobia of balloons?: This doesn’t leave this site, right?

Tell me: No.

Fine then: …

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