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"Disappointed there isn’t more windmilling to be honest " Naked star jumps wasn't an option to choose | |||
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"Disappointed there isn’t more windmilling to be honest " After Big Harold knocked himself out it’s a health and safety issue. | |||
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"Put a towel on the bed and lay naked in it with the sun coming through the window onto my body to dry me" What about the winter? 🥶 | |||
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"Put a towel on the bed and lay naked in it with the sun coming through the window onto my body to dry me What about the winter? 🥶 " It just takes a little longer to dry | |||
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"Disappointed there isn’t more windmilling to be honest " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ....well if you'd insist lol x | |||
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"Disappointed there isn’t more windmilling to be honest Naked star jumps wasn't an option to choose " Honestly I think it’s a travesty, they should be on every man’s profile | |||
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"Doesn’t anyone just stand there and ponder if dogging is dying out, if their penis is girthy enough or if they shave half their face and walk crablike they’ll get more shags? Important stuff? " 🤣🤣 as I don’t have a penis that doesn’t apply but I do check to see how further south my boobs are heading (using my titty tape measure) I will also check to see if I have any rogue chin hairs | |||
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"Disappointed there isn’t more windmilling to be honest After Big Harold knocked himself out it’s a health and safety issue." 🤣 I need to get a fucking massive one for my strap and find out. My tits may get in the way of silicone head injuries but will give me two black eyes | |||
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"Disappointed there isn’t more windmilling to be honest Naked star jumps wasn't an option to choose " Dammit 🤦🏽♀️ | |||
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"Can we have more videos of admiring yourselves in the mirror all wet? Please and thank you. " It gets all steamy and difficult to see. The camera won't capture it properly. It's better in person. | |||
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"none of the above, i have my harem bathe me in milk then waft me dry with giant feather fans, then check for imperfections as they moisturise my every bodily piece they deem necessary, then feed me grapes and guinness on the chaise longue." The royal penis is clean Your Highness. 👀😂 | |||
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"Disappointed there isn’t more windmilling to be honest After Big Harold knocked himself out it’s a health and safety issue. 🤣 I need to get a fucking massive one for my strap and find out. My tits may get in the way of silicone head injuries but will give me two black eyes " You could be a human Newton’s Cradle  | |||
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"Can we have more videos of admiring yourselves in the mirror all wet? Please and thank you. It gets all steamy and difficult to see. The camera won't capture it properly. It's better in person." Open a window! | |||
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"Disappointed there isn’t more windmilling to be honest After Big Harold knocked himself out it’s a health and safety issue. 🤣 I need to get a fucking massive one for my strap and find out. My tits may get in the way of silicone head injuries but will give me two black eyes You could be a human Newton’s Cradle "If I do it just right my arse cheeks will clap too 🤣 | |||
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"I bet a fair few stand in the mirror and make a mangina, possibly even turn around to see the head and balls being squeezed by their thighs. Am I wrong? " Not done it in many a year | |||
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"none of the above, i have my harem bathe me in milk then waft me dry with giant feather fans, then check for imperfections as they moisturise my every bodily piece they deem necessary, then feed me grapes and guinness on the chaise longue." Where do find such people, asking for a friend | |||
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"Do you after having a shower/ bath 1. Towel dry or air dry? 2. Admire yourself in the mirror like the Adonis you are? 3. Check for rogue hairs or spots? 4. Moisturise your whole body so you are silky smooth? 5. Do the windmill like it’s an Olympic sport? Who has a high maintenance routine" All of the above at some point, not always together 😂 | |||
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"I bet a fair few stand in the mirror and make a mangina, possibly even turn around to see the head and balls being squeezed by their thighs. Am I wrong? Not done it in many a year" Is that before the moisturising the lotion in the skin or after? Can an erection be tucked? That’s a boing I wanna see. | |||
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"I bet a fair few stand in the mirror and make a mangina, possibly even turn around to see the head and balls being squeezed by their thighs. Am I wrong? Not done it in many a year Is that before the moisturising the lotion in the skin or after? Can an erection be tucked? That’s a boing I wanna see." After I've put the lotion in the basket. Never tried it, feels like it might not be supposed to go that far back | |||
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"Can we have more videos of admiring yourselves in the mirror all wet? Please and thank you. It gets all steamy and difficult to see. The camera won't capture it properly. It's better in person. Open a window! " My bathroom does not have a window. | |||
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"none of the above, i have my harem bathe me in milk then waft me dry with giant feather fans, then check for imperfections as they moisturise my every bodily piece they deem necessary, then feed me grapes and guinness on the chaise longue. Where do find such people, asking for a friend" Gumtree if it still exists. Or probably checkatrade. You know what? Just put a status up, I'm sure you'd get plenty of volunteers 😂 | |||
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"Can we have more videos of admiring yourselves in the mirror all wet? Please and thank you. " Feels like more might be overkill | |||
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"none of the above, i have my harem bathe me in milk then waft me dry with giant feather fans, then check for imperfections as they moisturise my every bodily piece they deem necessary, then feed me grapes and guinness on the chaise longue. The royal penis is clean Your Highness. 👀😂" precicely | |||
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"none of the above, i have my harem bathe me in milk then waft me dry with giant feather fans, then check for imperfections as they moisturise my every bodily piece they deem necessary, then feed me grapes and guinness on the chaise longue. Where do find such people, asking for a friend" why, do they wish to join the harem? | |||
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"Do you after having a shower/ bath 1. Towel dry or air dry? towel dry 2. Admire yourself in the mirror like the Adonis you are? I was about to say no, but then realised I do like to fine a pose I like the look of while brushing teeth 😂 3. Check for rogue hairs or spots? Quick inspection 4. Moisturise your whole body so you are silky smooth? Use Dove, it’s not soap!! 😆 5. Do the windmill like it’s an Olympic sport? All the time, then fly out the window🚁 Who has a high maintenance routine" | |||
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"none of the above, i have my harem bathe me in milk then waft me dry with giant feather fans, then check for imperfections as they moisturise my every bodily piece they deem necessary, then feed me grapes and guinness on the chaise longue. Where do find such people, asking for a friend why, do they wish to join the harem?" No they want that kind of treatment | |||
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" 1. Towel dry or air dry? ...air dry, of course 2. Admire yourself in the mirror like the Adonis you are? ...more like Narcissus- I mean he literally fell in love with his reflection...I relate to that 😶🌫️ 3. Check for rogue hairs or spots? ...my body is perfect 4. Moisturise your whole body so you are silky smooth? Haah...that's Gaaaaaayyyy!!! ...and yes I do 💁♂️ 5. Do the windmill like it’s an Olympic sport? ...It's too big...If I do, I might just fly away " Can your cockcopter carry a passenger as I need a holiday 🤣 | |||
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