FabSwingers.com: david (58) , Man in newcastle-under-lyme, West Midlands, UK

Newcastle-lyme, temporarily llandudno (yes, on holiday)

LATEST UPDATE: time we went smoke free....let's give it a go....

little update at the top....

I'M BUILT LIKE A CHISELLED ADONIS AND HAVE A 10 FOOT COCK WITH A 2 FOOT GIRTH. Needless to say this is untrue, therefore ruling myself out from 95% of you - i'm average in all departments. we may not all measure up to your needs, but we all have saving graces....

Like most others i'd expect a social first....

Just a peek for now, but welcome to my page. no doubt add more in due course, but for now let's just remain enigmatically short ;) anything you want to know though just ask and i'll answer.anyway.......

yes, i'm real;

yes i've been here before (4th incarnation now lol);

yes i had veri's;

yes you can get a photo on request - there's a reason i have no public picture;

yes i can accom, but infrequently. headlines will let you know when. yes i have an other half (there's upfront honesty) so i know how discretion appeals to many. met here, swung as a couple for a while, she's no longer capable due to illness....

beer over lager, rugby over football, and anything over soaps and reality tv.

if you've read this far type "supercalifragelisticexpialidocious" in the subject box. wonder who remembers this hehe much less spell it correctly. as ever first to do it names their prize....within reason obviously....

oh, and yes you have to be a friend to see the pics, that means you have to talk to me first, or at least ask to see them.

never yet been a club....hmmmm....and people please, it's a bit of fun, no need to be so fickle about this stuff....

Winks and messages are always good....

# oh, and when it says i can travel it means travel within reason - i have no car....

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