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"They have put temporary lights up again near my house 😳😳 The Q definitley raised an OMG 😫😫" That would cause an OMG from me. The air con in my car needs sorting 🥵🥵 | |||
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!! I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳" Happy to cool it down for you. 🌬️ | |||
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!! I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳 Happy to cool it down for you. 🌬️" Oh I couldn't possibly allow that. Oh. Go on then.  | |||
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"Went all the way to Sainsbury’s before realizing once parked up I had left not just my purse at home but also my phone … so basically a wasted 50 minute round trip for sod all! 🤦🏼♀️" How annoying and in this heat! I went to the shop the other week and couldn't find my purse when I got there. Id throw it in the wheelie bin with the recycling on the way out 🙈 | |||
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"Went all the way to Sainsbury’s before realizing once parked up I had left not just my purse at home but also my phone … so basically a wasted 50 minute round trip for sod all! 🤦🏼♀️ How annoying and in this heat! I went to the shop the other week and couldn't find my purse when I got there. Id throw it in the wheelie bin with the recycling on the way out 🙈" Multitasking at its finest! Lol | |||
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"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre. The car is only three months old. Omg, along with a few other things were said." Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs | |||
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"Something someone put on here....I was like seriously OMG 😲 you aren't that fucking thick...turns out...they are 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" 👀 | |||
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"Something someone put on here....I was like seriously OMG 😲 you aren't that fucking thick...turns out...they are 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👀" Not this thread 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Something someone put on here....I was like seriously OMG 😲 you aren't that fucking thick...turns out...they are 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" Was it me 😳😳 my brain isnt braining today 😫 | |||
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"Something someone put on here....I was like seriously OMG 😲 you aren't that fucking thick...turns out...they are 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👀 Not this thread 🤣🤣" We are all paranoid now 😂😂😂 | |||
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"Something someone put on here....I was like seriously OMG 😲 you aren't that fucking thick...turns out...they are 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Was it me 😳😳 my brain isnt braining today 😫" Not you 😁 | |||
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"Something someone put on here....I was like seriously OMG 😲 you aren't that fucking thick...turns out...they are 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👀 Not this thread 🤣🤣 We are all paranoid now 😂😂😂" You're safe  | |||
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"The thunder this morning. Never heard it so loud before "Me too, everyone in the office jumped at one of the crashes | |||
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"*alloy " I did wonder. | |||
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"Call me sexist but I find "OMG!!" to be a bit girly." Thank you. I use it all the time. Is OMFG more 'ladette' sweary? | |||
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"Call me sexist but I find "OMG!!" to be a bit girly." Do you want to shorten it to OG? | |||
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"Call me sexist but I find "OMG!!" to be a bit girly. Do you want to shorten it to OG?" He likes to say "Oh my!" | |||
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"Call me sexist but I find "OMG!!" to be a bit girly. Do you want to shorten it to OG? He likes to say "Oh my!" " Isn't it OMGK? (Oh my giddy kipper) | |||
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"Call me sexist but I find "OMG!!" to be a bit girly. Do you want to shorten it to OG? He likes to say "Oh my!" " 🫢🫢🫢 | |||
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"Seeing my mum being to referred to as a great shag by a fab member 🙈" Ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Seeing my mum being to referred to as a great shag by a fab member 🙈" I mean, at least you know where you got it from. | |||
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"Seeing my mum being to referred to as a great shag by a fab member 🙈" This very comment made me say OMG. | |||
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"Seeing my mum being to referred to as a great shag by a fab member 🙈 This very comment made me say OMG. " Imagine how I felt 😂 | |||
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"Seeing my mum being to referred to as a great shag by a fab member 🙈" So much context needed | |||
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"Seeing my mum being to referred to as a great shag by a fab member 🙈" Guess its better than it being you dad !! Not heard anyone say that yrs though | |||
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"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre. The car is only three months old. Omg, along with a few other things were said. Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs " I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared  | |||
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"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre. The car is only three months old. Omg, along with a few other things were said. Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared "Should have told them to take a breathalyser 😂 | |||
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"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre. The car is only three months old. Omg, along with a few other things were said. Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared
Should have told them to take a breathalyser 😂"Missed opportunity! | |||
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"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre. The car is only three months old. Omg, along with a few other things were said. Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared "Hope you got there badge numbers , took me over two yrs to claimed repaires back when an fire engine shoved my van a few yrs back!! | |||
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"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre. The car is only three months old. Omg, along with a few other things were said. Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared
Hope you got there badge numbers , took me over two yrs to claimed repaires back when an fire engine shoved my van a few yrs back!! "We did! Their sergeant came out to deal with it. | |||
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"Police reversed straight into the side of my car last night. Cracked the bumper and took a chunk out of the tyre. The car is only three months old. Omg, along with a few other things were said. Omg I bet your dropped a few F bombs I exclaimed "fuck off!" When I asked if seriously just hit my car and she nodded. I think she was a little scared
Hope you got there badge numbers , took me over two yrs to claimed repaires back when an fire engine shoved my van a few yrs back!!
We did! Their sergeant came out to deal with it. "Good tbf once they got someone to actually look into it they did get it sorted and they did great job of the repaires
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!! I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳" 🤣🤣😬 Sorry shouldn't laugh | |||
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"The thunder this morning. Never heard it so loud before "thunder for 2 seconds, then bam the sun is out, i was so confused. 😂 | |||
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"The thunder this morning. Never heard it so loud before thunder for 2 seconds, then bam the sun is out, i was so confused. 😂"OMG ! Toot! Xx | |||
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"I just got in the car and to my shock there is a piss flap stuck on the seat! At least I think it was! I thought it was one of those pigs ear treats for dogs for a minute and thought we were having a puppy! But also no! Mr 🐺 " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"When my fab crush looked at my profile, not once, but twice. Haven't spoken to them though as we're so far away but was such a good confidence boost that my profile caught their attention 😅" Why not speak to them? | |||
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"I saw a bloke wearing shorts. Sandels and a fucking coat.....I mean a full on puffer coyt "Was he wearing socks too? | |||
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!! I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳" Guy who walked past me today, with a very obvious huge dick. I mean huge. Must’ve been 10 inches. Very visible all the way down the leg of his shorts. Never seen anything like that in my life | |||
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!! I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳 Guy who walked past me today, with a very obvious huge dick. I mean huge. Must’ve been 10 inches. Very visible all the way down the leg of his shorts. Never seen anything like that in my life" haha wow this is hot | |||
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!! I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳" Trying to have a sensible convo with you that makes me OMFG | |||
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!! I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳 Trying to have a sensible convo with you that makes me OMFG" Can always block you to save the pain 😎 | |||
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!! I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳 Trying to have a sensible convo with you that makes me OMFG Can always block you to save the pain 😎" Tried to you still get through | |||
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"The temperature on my allotment gear nob when I got in car after work. "what’s an allotment gear nob? | |||
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"When my husband said I had some fluff on my bum. I then felt and pulled off a dead slug. Seems I sat on it whilst doing the gardening. That's my favourite shorts in the laundry basket." Ewwwww I think I would have binned them!😱 | |||
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"Today the amount of pedestrians that only look one way when crossing the road " Dickheads everywhere 🤷🏼♀️ | |||
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"Today the amount of pedestrians that only look one way when crossing the road Dickheads everywhere 🤷🏼♀️" Oh yes indeed a bit of sun and there brains melt | |||
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"Today the amount of pedestrians that only look one way when crossing the road Dickheads everywhere 🤷🏼♀️ Oh yes indeed a bit of sun and there brains melt " It's becoming common place to see painted on pavements 'look up' at crossings because people are looking down at the phone wearing noise cancelling headphones | |||
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"When and what, last made you say OMG?!! I just stupidly jumped in the car to nip to shop, and nearly burnt my fanjita on the leather seat!! Nearly ripped a flap off! OMG 😳" About 3mins ago when I received my 5th shitty message of the day Just because women are on here doesn't mean we don't have standards So peedoff I've totally closed my inbox 😡 | |||
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" The size of someone cock ring in a club last night "Had to get custom Made one from USA | |||
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"I was going to say watching Germany lose on pens last night, but that's been replaced with waking up to see Netherlands also losing on pens to Morocco 😄" 1 player for each team brought on specifically for a penalty and they both missed 🤐 | |||
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"I was going to say watching Germany lose on pens last night, but that's been replaced with waking up to see Netherlands also losing on pens to Morocco 😄 1 player for each team brought on specifically for a penalty and they both missed 🤐" It never works out and in addition to not being able to play themselves into the game, I imagine it only puts more pressure on them. It's bizarre that it still happens. | |||
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"I won £4000 off a 20p spin 2 nights ago " 🥳🥳🥳🥳 | |||
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"I won £4000 off a 20p spin 2 nights ago 🥳🥳🥳🥳" Bills = paid 🥳 😂😂 | |||
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