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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

If you had to buy the person above something, what you buying?

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By *onin25Man
6 weeks ago

Durham

Out of my own money or do I have a limitless fund? If its the latter I'll get you something good

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By *pennaughtynessMan
6 weeks ago

seaford

A night in a spa hotelor pay for there toes to be manicured and painted ...

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By *hilly1515Man
6 weeks ago

I will put a pint on tap for him

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By *unxxx9911Man
6 weeks ago

Redhill


"If you had to buy the person above something, what you buying?

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A skimpier swim suit 😂

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"If you had to buy the person above something, what you buying?

A skimpier swim suit 😂"

Some buttons for his shirt

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By *hilly1515Man
6 weeks ago


"If you had to buy the person above something, what you buying?

A skimpier swim suit 😂

Some buttons for his shirt "

ice cream to go with that swimsuit .. two scoops and flake with zingy sauce and sprinkles on top

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By *ara25xWoman
6 weeks ago

Angus


"If you had to buy the person above something, what you buying?

A skimpier swim suit 😂

Some buttons for his shirt ice cream to go with that swimsuit .. two scoops and flake with zingy sauce and sprinkles on top"

Protein powder fir his guns pose

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By *eliWoman
6 weeks ago

.


"If you had to buy the person above something, what you buying?

A skimpier swim suit 😂

Some buttons for his shirt ice cream to go with that swimsuit .. two scoops and flake with zingy sauce and sprinkles on top"

A blanket to help him warm up.

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By *he MinionMan
6 weeks ago

Surrey

Tequilla 🤭

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By *ommymaxMan
6 weeks ago

Leigh

A bannannnnnnnnaaaaa

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By *hilly1515Man
6 weeks ago


"If you had to buy the person above something, what you buying?

A skimpier swim suit 😂

Some buttons for his shirt ice cream to go with that swimsuit .. two scoops and flake with zingy sauce and sprinkles on top

A blanket to help him warm up."

I like a nice blanket.. that's a thoughtful gift thank you.

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By *pennaughtynessMan
6 weeks ago

seaford

Opps was meant for the person who started the post haha

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By *hilly1515Man
6 weeks ago


"If you had to buy the person above something, what you buying?

A skimpier swim suit 😂

Some buttons for his shirt ice cream to go with that swimsuit .. two scoops and flake with zingy sauce and sprinkles on top

Protein powder fir his guns pose"

I warn you now it makes me flatulence

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By *hinstrapMan
6 weeks ago

sheffield

A Mr frosty ice maker .....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
6 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"A Mr frosty ice maker ..... "

Greggs 😃😃👍🏻👍🏻 (Everyone loves Greggs)

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend


"A Mr frosty ice maker ..... "

Crumpets

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By *hinstrapMan
6 weeks ago

sheffield


"A Mr frosty ice maker .....

Crumpets "

You know it

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By *iddlesticksMan
6 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"A Mr frosty ice maker .....

Crumpets "

A packet of chocolate bourbons and a pair of crotchless knickers.

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By *iddlesticksMan
6 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"A Mr frosty ice maker .....

Crumpets

You know it "

A chin for the strap.

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By *ara25xWoman
6 weeks ago

Angus


"A Mr frosty ice maker .....

Crumpets

You know it

A chin for the strap. "

Crisps for his sandwich

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By *hilly1515Man
6 weeks ago


"A Mr frosty ice maker ..... "

my sister had one of those.. I was not allowed to go near it..

so that's when I took to wresting or bull terrier for the lamb bone off the Sunday lunch.. for entertainment.

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By *iddlesticksMan
6 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

A day pass to Bognor Regis House of Nudists theme park.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend


"A day pass to Bognor Regis House of Nudists theme park. "

Some squirty cream

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By *inkShyWoman
6 weeks ago

near Windsor


"A day pass to Bognor Regis House of Nudists theme park.

Some squirty cream "

Chinese banquet

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
6 weeks ago

Northumberland


"A day pass to Bognor Regis House of Nudists theme park.

Some squirty cream

Chinese banquet "

New knickers to replace the pair ive pinched 😂

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend


"A day pass to Bognor Regis House of Nudists theme park.

Some squirty cream

Chinese banquet "

Some lip balm 🫦🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *roublemaker200Man
6 weeks ago

Oxon/Bucks


"A day pass to Bognor Regis House of Nudists theme park.

Some squirty cream

Chinese banquet

Some lip balm 🫦🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Whatever they want!

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
6 weeks ago

Everywhere including international


"A day pass to Bognor Regis House of Nudists theme park.

Some squirty cream

Chinese banquet

Some lip balm 🫦🤣🤣🤣🤣"

A toy submarine to go with your rubber bath duck

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By *9 Love-To-TryCouple
6 weeks ago

East Anglia

Some latex bits and bobs xx

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By *pennaughtynessMan
6 weeks ago

seaford

A lovesense and a sex swing

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By *Effy-Woman
6 weeks ago

Scotland

A belt.

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria

A pair of dungarees that don’t slide down

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By *og and MuseCouple
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

String bag full of pebbles

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By *hilly1515Man
6 weeks ago


"A belt. "

another set of dungarees in a sage green colour

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By *neformany95Man
6 weeks ago

Loughborough

A drink at a bar

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
6 weeks ago

cirencester

A woolly jumper to keep him warm

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria

Cowboy hat

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By *oe n JayCouple
6 weeks ago

Surrey


"Cowboy hat"

A spa day

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By *hilly1515Man
6 weeks ago


"Cowboy hat"

matching Panama hats I think you could both pull that look off ..rather well

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Cowboy hat

matching Panama hats I think you could both pull that look off ..rather well"

A shirt 😘

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
6 weeks ago

Northumberland


"Cowboy hat

matching Panama hats I think you could both pull that look off ..rather well

A shirt 😘"

A new sofa i can hide under

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By *hilly1515Man
6 weeks ago


"Cowboy hat

matching Panama hats I think you could both pull that look off ..rather well

A shirt 😘"

matching shirts and hats ... thinking Texan oil tycoon theme.. with turquoise embelishment

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By *hinstrapMan
6 weeks ago

sheffield


"Cowboy hat

matching Panama hats I think you could both pull that look off ..rather well

A shirt 😘

matching shirts and hats ... thinking Texan oil tycoon theme.. with turquoise embelishment"

I'm getting the word .....Dallas.

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town

A sofa to match that rug

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By *ou only live onceMan
6 weeks ago

London


"A sofa to match that rug"

Some kinder schoko-bons

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By *onin25Man
6 weeks ago

Durham

A styrofoam airplane glider

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By *morousCouple8Couple
6 weeks ago

Cumbria

A towel

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By *hinstrapMan
6 weeks ago

sheffield

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By *hinstrapMan
6 weeks ago

sheffield


"A towel"

A matching his n hers pink thong set

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
6 weeks ago

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"A towel

A matching his n hers pink thong set "

A t-shirt

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By *hilly1515Man
6 weeks ago


"A towel

A matching his n hers pink thong set

A t-shirt "

let's say half a dozen sets of Lyle n Scott socks ... we owe him for fixing the kettle

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By *avexxMan
6 weeks ago

cheshire

buy us both a shirt

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancaster

An ice cream on the prom

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By *hinstrapMan
6 weeks ago

sheffield


"An ice cream on the prom"

Are we talking 99s or cider lollies

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancaster


"An ice cream on the prom

Are we talking 99s or cider lollies "

Oooo cider lolly I've not had one of those in years

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By *hinstrapMan
6 weeks ago

sheffield


"An ice cream on the prom

Are we talking 99s or cider lollies

Oooo cider lolly I've not had one of those in years"

My treat. I'll go get one to suck on...

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
6 weeks ago

west mosley

A pint 😂

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By *ara25xWoman
6 weeks ago

Angus


"A pint 😂"

A bus so he can really be a coach driver

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6 weeks ago


"A pint 😂

A bus so he can really be a coach driver "

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A hotel for the night accompanied by me

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By *b1980Man
6 weeks ago

Burnley

Condoms

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By *coobyABCMan
6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Shower cap

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Scooby snacks

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By *he MinionMan
6 weeks ago

Surrey

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
6 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

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By *he MinionMan
6 weeks ago

Surrey


"Scooby snacks"

Love hearts

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By *carlettsWoman
6 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Scooby snacks

Love hearts"

Some new jeans he ripped his last pair!!

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By *coobyABCMan
6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Banana 🍌

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By *yprusdreamWoman
6 weeks ago

Cyprus


"Scooby snacks

Love hearts"

Some new jeans. Although I do love his ripped ones 🥵

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"Scooby snacks

Love hearts

Some new jeans. Although I do love his ripped ones 🥵"

Some after sun with the offer of rubbing it in.

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
6 weeks ago

west mosley

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

A big garage for his expensive bus

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"A pint 😂

A bus so he can really be a coach driver

You couldn’t afford the ones I drive 😎"

An emoji sorter, like the ones old people use for pills.

At the moment, they are a bit chaotic. One even seems to have landed on his face.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"A big garage for his expensive bus "

First class train tickets to a place of their choosing.

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By *YDB75Man
6 weeks ago

East Yorks/ Castle Donnington

Im from Yorkshire so wont be anything expensive

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

Luncheon Vouchers™ (LV), circa 1977.

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
6 weeks ago

west mosley

A big garage for his expensive bus

Cost 1.3 million 😂 o just drive it not own it unfortunately

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By *onin25Man
6 weeks ago

Durham


"Luncheon Vouchers™ (LV), circa 1977."

A vintage automatic watch winder

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By *nnandElleCouple
6 weeks ago

Brackley


"Luncheon Vouchers™ (LV), circa 1977.

A vintage automatic watch winder "

Tumble dryer!

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By *illy boy2022Man
6 weeks ago

Newcastle

More bandage gear

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend


"More bandage gear"

A yellow brick road

Mr 🐺

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Chester


"More bandage gear

A yellow brick road

Mr 🐺 "

A large wine

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By *corpion55Man
6 weeks ago

Crewe

A new tattoo

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Chester


"A new tattoo "

That'll be no10 then 😁

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By *corpion55Man
6 weeks ago

Crewe


"A new tattoo

That'll be no10 then 😁 "

10...nice round number

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
6 weeks ago

west mosley

A protein shake

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By *evilinDavina1Man
6 weeks ago

Bristol

A t shit a couple of sizes to small.

Just to give the lady's some eye candy whiles he's out and about 👍

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By *aughtySubMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

A pint

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By *erry 58Man
6 weeks ago

doncaster

A S T I check

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By *adoldmeMan
6 weeks ago

, Braintree

A belt. His one looks broken.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancashire

A scratch card 🤞🏼

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By *eddy004Man
6 weeks ago

Toy Town


"A scratch card 🤞🏼"

Some nipple clamps

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"A scratch card 🤞🏼

Some nipple clamps"

A cute looking teddy bear dressed in his favourite sporting colours

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By *ray_BTWMan
6 weeks ago

Worcester

Some scaffold for those tits

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By *4its2lateMan
6 weeks ago

Time

Pants that fit

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Pants that fit "

Baggy trousers

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Pants that fit "

A camera so he can take some pics 📷

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By *b1980Man
6 weeks ago

Burnley

Heels

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By *ray_BTWMan
6 weeks ago

Worcester


"Pants that fit

A camera so he can take some pics 📷"

Haha love that

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
6 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Pants that fit

A camera so he can take some pics 📷

Haha love that "

Glow white to keep those trousers bright

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By *ray_BTWMan
6 weeks ago

Worcester


"Pants that fit

A camera so he can take some pics 📷

Haha love that

Glow white to keep those trousers bright "

Some oil to massage that hot bod

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Pants that fit

A camera so he can take some pics 📷

Haha love that

Glow white to keep those trousers bright

Some oil to massage that hot bod "

Some towels so he doesn’t make a mess

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Pants that fit

A camera so he can take some pics 📷

Haha love that

Glow white to keep those trousers bright

Some oil to massage that hot bod

Some towels so he doesn’t make a mess "

Yorkshire tea

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By *anielandSKCouple
6 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"Pants that fit

A camera so he can take some pics 📷

Haha love that

Glow white to keep those trousers bright

Some oil to massage that hot bod

Some towels so he doesn’t make a mess "

Dinner and cocktails

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
6 weeks ago

cirencester


"Pants that fit

A camera so he can take some pics 📷

Haha love that

Glow white to keep those trousers bright

Some oil to massage that hot bod

Some towels so he doesn’t make a mess

Dinner and cocktails"

Sun tan cream for the holiday

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By *ussexChap83500Man
6 weeks ago

Littlehampton

Sexy black body stocking for her, fleshlight for him

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By *r lotharioMan
6 weeks ago

newcastle under lyme

some pegs so he can use it as a washing line for his socks in the sun

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By * L RipleyWoman
6 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Anything Minion related...

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By *b1980Man
6 weeks ago

Burnley

A drink

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By *agicm696Man
6 weeks ago

High Wycombe


"Anything Minion related..."

Anything she wants

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Anything Minion related...

Anything she wants "

A lot of large shopping bags

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Anything Minion related...

Anything she wants

A lot of large shopping bags "

A big bag to put the bags in

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By *apua New GuineaMan
6 weeks ago

nearby

A spork.

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By *newinkMan
6 weeks ago

Durham

A top

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6 weeks ago

Just for men

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Just for men"

A Dalmatian 🤣

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By *newinkMan
6 weeks ago

Durham


"Just for men"

New braces

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

12 month subscription to Esquire magazine.

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By *uckyDuk_82Man
6 weeks ago

Scarborough


"Just for men"

Some oil to rub into that gorgeous ass

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By *ddie1966Man
6 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

New sunglasses

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By *uckyDuk_82Man
6 weeks ago

Scarborough


"New sunglasses"

That's what happens when you buy from Temu 😞

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
6 weeks ago

La La Land

A toy submarine for bath time

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

Lunch.

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By *r lotharioMan
6 weeks ago

newcastle under lyme

a coat hanger

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
6 weeks ago

London


"a coat hanger"

A minions onesie (I browsed your profile)

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"a coat hanger"

A monocle 🧐

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"a coat hanger

A monocle 🧐 "

a belt for his hammer 🔨

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By *uckyDuk_82Man
6 weeks ago

Scarborough


"A toy submarine for bath time "

Just don't buy it from Temu, look what my sunglasses have done to me 🤣

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By *rHarding RMan
6 weeks ago

East Midlands


"a coat hanger

A monocle 🧐 a belt for his hammer 🔨"

Womanizer

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By *xDecadent_ColoursxxMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow


"a coat hanger

A monocle 🧐 a belt for his hammer 🔨

Womanizer"

Some body hair.

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By *aven RedWoman
6 weeks ago

Liverpool x


"a coat hanger

A monocle 🧐 a belt for his hammer 🔨

Womanizer

Some body hair."

Some bubbles for his bath x

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By *evilinDavina1Man
6 weeks ago

Bristol

A corset as she seems likes to them

And looks great in them

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By *ink_newinkMan
6 weeks ago

Durham


"a coat hanger

A monocle 🧐 a belt for his hammer 🔨

Womanizer

Some body hair.

Some bubbles for his bath x"

A new pair of panties to replace the ones am ripping off

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By *r lotharioMan
6 weeks ago

newcastle under lyme

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By *xDecadent_ColoursxxMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow


"a coat hanger

A monocle 🧐 a belt for his hammer 🔨

Womanizer

Some body hair.

Some bubbles for his bath x"

I'm actually in a bubble bath right now

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
6 weeks ago

London

Armbands

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Armbands "

A king Louie karaoke song book

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
6 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

A pork pie

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By *ouncilcuntMan
6 weeks ago

London

Puppy

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By *r lotharioMan
6 weeks ago

newcastle under lyme

a tv remote to measure by

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"a tv remote to measure by"

A Minions popcorn bucket.

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
6 weeks ago

Pontyclun

A curry

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By *r lotharioMan
6 weeks ago

newcastle under lyme

a butterfly net apparently

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By *runkOnLustMan
6 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

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By *runkOnLustMan
6 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

A minions cut out

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
6 weeks ago

the big city

Handcuffs

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By *roublemaker2Man
6 weeks ago

Colchester


"Handcuffs "

Love honeys whole inventory

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By *ara25xWoman
6 weeks ago

Angus

Tighter boxers

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By *roublemaker2Man
6 weeks ago

Colchester

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By *roublemaker2Man
6 weeks ago

Colchester


"Tighter boxers "

Day pass at my gym

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By *ara25xWoman
6 weeks ago

Angus


"Tighter boxers

Day pass at my gym "

lol thanks

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bolton

Whatever she wants x she looks amazing but I bet she'll never refuse a new handbag or heels lol

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By *ara25xWoman
6 weeks ago

Angus


"Whatever she wants x she looks amazing but I bet she'll never refuse a new handbag or heels lol"

I'll write a list lol

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bolton

Absolutely! Let's go shopping lol x

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By *ocktowerMan
6 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

Nothing

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bolton

Ditto

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By *ocktowerMan
6 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

Aren't I the lucky one

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bolton

No lol

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
6 weeks ago

Cambs

I feel a leopard print shopping spree coming on! I'd buy us matching leopard print heels xxxx

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By *evilinDavina1Man
6 weeks ago

Bristol

Something cool with a hint of goth, doc martins?

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By *urple MarrowMan
6 weeks ago

Colchester

It looks like someone's nicked this poor chaps clothes, so I will buy him some

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By *ocktowerMan
6 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

A beer

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
6 weeks ago

Cambs


"Something cool with a hint of goth, doc martins? "

Hobnail on the head my dear boy! I'd buy you a witty tshirt or a beer hat!

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By *ocialablechapMan
6 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

A new toy may be appreciated

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By *pentoanythingMan
6 weeks ago

Rotherhsm


"Something cool with a hint of goth, doc martins?

Hobnail on the head my dear boy! I'd buy you a witty tshirt or a beer hat! "

Shoes it looks like seen as you love them so much x

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By *onmouthshire ManMan
6 weeks ago

Newport/Cardiff

Some Werthers

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By *eardofVampiresWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancaster

Pint in the Prince of Wales in Cardiff

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By *onmouthshire ManMan
6 weeks ago

Newport/Cardiff


"Pint in the Prince of Wales in Cardiff "

Will there be nuts as well ??

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By *etwife8230Couple
6 weeks ago

Newport

Some roasted nuts x

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By *irthy123-1Man
6 weeks ago

durham

Anything she wants

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By *ndisMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Not much to see on profile to work out, so a can of and some salt and vinegar square crisps.

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By *ocktowerMan
6 weeks ago

North Wales and Bulgaria.

A ticket for anfeild

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By *ndisMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Dont do that! I hate football!

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By *allDarkTypeMan
6 weeks ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East


"Dont do that! I hate football! "

A custom mug that reads ‘world’s least interested football fan’

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By *hickthighs26 OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

funky town


"Dont do that! I hate football!

A custom mug that reads ‘world’s least interested football fan’ "

A small blonde kind

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By *essica trueTV/TS
6 weeks ago

blackpool

A packet of king size condoms xx

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