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"Anyone get messages from members where you're just left utterly speechless by what they've wrote? I dont mean rude or agressive but ones so strange you just stare at the screen and think what the fuck?" yeah we get some of those quiet regular hahaha makes me think how have you got to that ages without killing yourself lol 🙈 | |||
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"Oh God yeah. Just this week had a couple wanting me to hand over my dogs lead and collar to the Mr because apparently he enjoys being treat like a dog by his Mrs. " Why not go all the way and add the muzzle too? | |||
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"We get some and we have had to report because they have been that bad. Mostly just get boring vanilla same messages. Hope it wasn’t too bad OP! " Wasnt too bad - just just really strange one, have reported some accounts in the past in though | |||
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"Anyone get messages from members where you're just left utterly speechless by what they've wrote? I dont mean rude or agressive but ones so strange you just stare at the screen and think what the fuck?" Very interesting op I'm very curious as to the content of this baffling message? | |||
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"Anyone get messages from members where you're just left utterly speechless by what they've wrote? I dont mean rude or agressive but ones so strange you just stare at the screen and think what the fuck? Very interesting op I'm very curious as to the content of this baffling message?" The content of the baffling messages I get are usually illegal and will get me banned if I name them. Asking is a risky strategy for all involved | |||
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"A few days ago someone asked how far I pulled my pants down when on the bog ffs ha " 😂😂😂😂 Well don't keep us in suspense here | |||
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"Yep 1. Can u cum right now n fuck my wife / gf etc they are 250 mikes away lol 😂 2. Can u fill a condom & post so I can video my self drinking it n show u ???? " 1. Nonsensical 2. Fucking grim | |||
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"A few days ago someone asked how far I pulled my pants down when on the bog ffs ha " I had that twice from that guy 🤣 | |||
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"Yeah some are really bizarre (and gross). A memorable one for me was a bloke messaging to ask if he could pay me to jam a biro down his penis 😳" In my defence, it's just not the same when you do it yourself | |||
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"Yeah some are really bizarre (and gross). A memorable one for me was a bloke messaging to ask if he could pay me to jam a biro down his penis 😳 In my defence, it's just not the same when you do it yourself " 😂😂 | |||
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"Yeah some are really bizarre (and gross). A memorable one for me was a bloke messaging to ask if he could pay me to jam a biro down his penis 😳" Haha Jesus did he specify with or without the lid? X | |||
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"Yeah some are really bizarre (and gross). A memorable one for me was a bloke messaging to ask if he could pay me to jam a biro down his penis 😳 Haha Jesus did he specify with or without the lid? X" Haha he didn’t specify. I can imagine leaving the lid on would be more painful on the way out if it was to catch on the foreskin x | |||
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"Had my fair share. 1) would I suck my son's cock. 2) would I take his 16 year old sons virginity 3) Aminal related stuff 4) a really vile one once, threatening to r#pe me. Followed by a cock pick. I sent him back a castration pic. He reported me. Loads of others which just got reported and blocked " Blimey!  | |||
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"Yeah some are really bizarre (and gross). A memorable one for me was a bloke messaging to ask if he could pay me to jam a biro down his penis 😳 Haha Jesus did he specify with or without the lid? X Haha he didn’t specify. I can imagine leaving the lid on would be more painful on the way out if it was to catch on the foreskin x" Maybe he just wanted to be pen pals. | |||
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"Oh God yeah. Just this week had a couple wanting me to hand over my dogs lead and collar to the Mr because apparently he enjoys being treat like a dog by his Mrs. Why not go all the way and add the muzzle too?" Should have mentioned the dogs bowl and food too | |||
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"Have you had the mouldy cabbage one yet? " Need the backstory for this | |||
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣" What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? | |||
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣 What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? " We had to google it search it come back with your response 🤣🤣 you will see why he went on the block list | |||
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣 What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? We had to google it search it come back with your response 🤣🤣 you will see why he went on the block list " Just googled it.
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣 What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? We had to google it search it come back with your response 🤣🤣 you will see why he went on the block list Just googled it.
Our thoughts was just why, why would anyone one want to try that each to there own kink but definitely not one for us
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣 What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? We had to google it search it come back with your response 🤣🤣 you will see why he went on the block list Just googled it.
Our thoughts was just why, why would anyone one want to try that each to there own kink but definitely not one for us
Ffs how is that even a thing with a name
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣 What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? We had to google it search it come back with your response 🤣🤣 you will see why he went on the block list Just googled it.
Our thoughts was just why, why would anyone one want to try that each to there own kink but definitely not one for us "Curiosity got the better of me and I googled it. Utterly grim  | |||
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣 What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? We had to google it search it come back with your response 🤣🤣 you will see why he went on the block list Just googled it.
Our thoughts was just why, why would anyone one want to try that each to there own kink but definitely not one for us
Curiosity got the better of me and I googled it. Utterly grim "Ahhh the internet ruins another person. Brings a tear to my eye | |||
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣 What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? We had to google it search it come back with your response 🤣🤣 you will see why he went on the block list Just googled it.
Our thoughts was just why, why would anyone one want to try that each to there own kink but definitely not one for us
Curiosity got the better of me and I googled it. Utterly grim "Oh no I want to google now too but know I will regret it | |||
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"Yeah some are really bizarre (and gross). A memorable one for me was a bloke messaging to ask if he could pay me to jam a biro down his penis 😳" I would have gone along with his request and then insist he pay me by cheque and sign it with his cock. | |||
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"I’ve just had a really bizarre one. I do worry about these people 😕" Do tell | |||
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣 What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? We had to google it search it come back with your response 🤣🤣 you will see why he went on the block list Just googled it.
Our thoughts was just why, why would anyone one want to try that each to there own kink but definitely not one for us
Curiosity got the better of me and I googled it. Utterly grim
Oh no I want to google now too but know I will regret it"I want to drink bleach now | |||
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣 What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? We had to google it search it come back with your response 🤣🤣 you will see why he went on the block list Just googled it.
Our thoughts was just why, why would anyone one want to try that each to there own kink but definitely not one for us
Curiosity got the better of me and I googled it. Utterly grim
Oh no I want to google now too but know I will regret it"Do it! It's never as bad as people say it is 😇 | |||
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣 What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? We had to google it search it come back with your response 🤣🤣 you will see why he went on the block list Just googled it.
Our thoughts was just why, why would anyone one want to try that each to there own kink but definitely not one for us
Curiosity got the better of me and I googled it. Utterly grim
Oh no I want to google now too but know I will regret it
Do it! It's never as bad as people say it is 😇"I always saw learning something new as a positive, and then I googled that. | |||
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"Another wtf one we had we had gogle it was off a guy Saying Would lucifer want a blumpkin as he would definitely want to When we googles it 🤮🤮 Was definitely on the blocked 🚫 list 🤣🤣 What the fuck is a blumpkin? Or should I not bother asking? We had to google it search it come back with your response 🤣🤣 you will see why he went on the block list Just googled it.
Our thoughts was just why, why would anyone one want to try that each to there own kink but definitely not one for us
Curiosity got the better of me and I googled it. Utterly grim
Oh no I want to google now too but know I will regret it
Do it! It's never as bad as people say it is 😇"Oh you're naughty and lied!!! Bad bad Joe
I mean I don't even want someone else in the room when doing that, let alone doing that and that!! | |||
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"I’m amazed that you are reading them. I write very few messages to women, but occasionally I’ll come across a great bio and think, yes, I’d love to chat about that, so I write what I think is a decent, honest message and send it. They never seem to be opened and weeks later, I just delete them. " No, they're opened and read when you're offline and then marked as unread. It's a lot easier than a "Thanks but no thanks". I use the read, mark unread and delete method myself. | |||
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"I’m amazed that you are reading them. I write very few messages to women, but occasionally I’ll come across a great bio and think, yes, I’d love to chat about that, so I write what I think is a decent, honest message and send it. They never seem to be opened and weeks later, I just delete them. No, they're opened and read when you're offline and then marked as unread. It's a lot easier than a "Thanks but no thanks". I use the read, mark unread and delete method myself. " Ahh, thanks for the explanation. Now I’m just worried if what I am writing is considered as a WTF. I desperately hope not. I’m probably more on the BAF side of the spectrum. 😱 | |||
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