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Straight couple. No beards thanks!

& R (53)
MF Cpl in Long Eaton, East Midlands, UK
Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: online now!

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Looking For

Men aged 19 to 55 only. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Cannot travel.

C

52 years old
Straight

5'2"  157cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

R

53 years old
Straight

5'11"  180cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Toys, Safe Sex, Group Sex
*beards/facial hair/pubes* scroll down please.

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Please read the profile before messaging.

It's not long or complicated.

If your message just asks a question that can be answered by reading the profile, don't expect a reply.

One liner messages - boring - deleted.

Long winded fantasy drivel - tl;dr - deleted.

We like a chat where there's a bit of banter but we don't want penpals, don't wish to engage in hundreds of meaningless messages for your wanking amusement.

Please accept a deleted message as 'thanks, but no thanks' Bombarding us with repeat messages does not help.

We are both straight and only play as a couple, not separately. Not into bi at all.

Could be either of us reading and replying to messages, don't assume who it is.

Please have a pic on your profile as its nicer than a black silhouette, Profiles with no pics are easy to forget..

We like pics of what you look like now, not 10 years ago.

Looking for males who are not bashful and can be team players.

If you are too shy to be in a room with other guys, no good to us. Not looking for 3sums. 4 is desired.

Looking for localish guys only, More than about half hour or so away from us, we wont be interested, Greater the distance between us, the more likely there will be a last minute let down.

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*BEARDS*

Not into overly hairy people, C likes a smooth face and cock.

Please dont offer to shave for her, it seems desperate.

We're not interested in chatting about your beard either.

Vikings had boats and swords n whatnot.

Nigel from accounts is not a Viking just because he doesn't shave.

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*When do we meet?*

We don't meet at the drop of a hat just because you are horny right now, we have normal lives to deal with.

Unless the profile says something like 'looking now' or we have a meet posted, please accept that it means we are not looking to meet at that moment, no need to message us to check just incase we forgot.

Winks - waste of time tbh, we are more likely to notice someone who fabs our pics than just sends a wink.

Sydney university and Facebook references - sound a bit daft..wtf you on about, lol..