FabSwingers.com: C (53) & R (54) , Couple in Long Eaton, East Midlands, UK

No beards, no hairy cocks.

This is a couples profile please don’t always assume your chatting to the female it could be either one of us online as we both see the profile.

If you have stubble or facial hair please don’t message.

C won’t be interested, C likes smooth face and cock.

If you are miles away it won’t happen.

Yes, we imagine you have a car and can travel, but distance equals problems.

R travels the country for work, not for random shags. We are not joined at the hip.

No beards, no hairy cocks.

We’re both straight not into bi or bi-curious, CD or TVs.

We have shit to do that is way more important than your cock..

We wont be meeting right now just because your cock is hard and in your hand now.

We only meet when it works for us, despite your near 24/7 availability.

Unless profile says something like 'looking for a meet' its safe to assume we are not looking for a meet.

No beards, no hairy cocks.

C never meets alone don’t ask you will get blocked.

If we are looking for a meet, it will say so somewhere at the top of the profile.

Wanting mmmf,friendly team players wanted.

We only chat on here, we dont do telegram, snapchat, whatsapp etc..

No beards, no hairy cocks.

Nothing against being sent cock pics, but hopefully there is more to you than just a penis.

Please have a profile pic.

Nothing is more boring than a profile with zero pics.

Mainly looking for straight mmmf, so want guys who are team players, dont need bulls or doms.

This is not a cuck relationship.

Did we mention C doesnt like beards or hairy cocks?

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