FabSwingers.com: C (53) & R (54) , Couple in long eaton, East Midlands, UK

Please read the profile before messaging.

It's not long or complicated.

If your message just asks a question that can be answered by reading the profile, don't expect a reply.

One liner messages - boring - deleted.

Long winded fantasy drivel - tl;dr - deleted.

We like a chat where there's a bit of good banter, but we don't want penpals. We don't wish to engage in loads of meaningless messages just for your wanking amusement.

Please accept a deleted message as 'thanks, but no thanks' Bombarding us with repeat messages does not help.

We are both straight and only play as a couple, not separately.

Not into bi at all.

Could be either of us reading and replying to messages, don't assume who it is. Please dont call us babe or darling, C doesn't like it, R really really doesn't like it.

Please have a pic on your profile as its nicer than a black silhouette.

Profiles with no profile pic are easy to forget and will probably get deleted in bulk if our inbox happens to be busy.

We like pics of what you look like now, not 10 years ago.

All our pics are fairly recent.

Cock pics are fine, just no need for loads of them.

36 pics of Mr. Winky from various angles is not necessary, ever.

If your profile just says 'fill in later' or similar. Message us after you have done it.

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*WHAT DO WE WANT?*

Looking for males who are not bashful and can be team players.

If you describe yourself as a bull or dom, suggests you wont mix well with our other friends.

If you are too shy to be in a room with other guys, no good to us.

Not looking for 3sums anymore, done that.

4sum is desired.

Looking for localish guys only, More than about half hour or so away from where we are based, we wont be interested.

Greater the distance between us, the more likely there will be a last minute let down.

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*BEARDS*

Not into overly hairy people, C likes a smooth face and cock.

If your face has more than a day of stubble, no thanks.

Please dont promise to shave just in the hope of a meet, that's a bit weird.

You would only chuck your toys out the pram if you shaved and C still didnt like what she saw.

We're not interested in negotiating about whether your beard is really a beard or not.

If it looks like a beard, its a beard.

Vikings had boats and swords n whatnot.

Derek from accounts is not a Viking just because he doesn't shave.

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Words we dont like in messages..

Smash, pound, wreck, destroy, bareback.

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*WHERE ARE WE?*

NG10.

R works all over the country, if you see us near you, but not near our place, he is working and does not want fun with you.

Dont give the slightest shit if fab tells you we are close.

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*WHEN DO WE MEET?*

We don't meet at the drop of a hat just because you are horny right now, we have normal lives to deal with.

Unless the profile says something like 'looking now' or we have a meet posted, please accept that it means we are not looking to meet at that moment, no need to message us to check just incase we forgot.

Winks - waste of time tbh, we are more likely to notice someone who fabs our pics than just sends a wink.

Sydney university and Facebook legal references - sound a bit daft..wtf you on about..

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