FabSwingers.com: Kathleen (56) , Woman in Marlborough, South West, UK

***IF YOU DO NOT SEND A CLEAR FACE PIC WITH YOUR FIRST MESSAGE, IT WILL BE DELETED UNREAD.... THOSE ARE MY RULES***ONLY CONTACT ME IF YOU'RE FREE WEEKEND EVENINGS & HAPPY TO MEET FOR A SOCIAL DRINK/CHAT LOCAL TO ME TO SEE IF THE VIBE IS THERE IRL OK? DON'T BOTHER WASTING MY TIME IF YOU'RE NOT UP FOR THAT YEAH ***

Only clean safe sex... No Glove, No Love!

Most recent test results Negative as at 28.09.2024

I'm into REAL MEETS with REAL PEOPLE in THE REAL WORLD... If you're not prepared to be seen with me in public, be it the age difference or whatever BS reason, DO ONE!! Honestly, you guys need a reality check... Why on earth am I gonna give up the delicious cookie if you're embarrassed by my age, yet you still wanna fuck me?? WTAF?!?! If I want a bunch of Clowns, I'd go to the Circus (never liked Circuses in all honesty).

If all you wanna do is "chat" on here & you're miles away, don't bother.... I'm not into endless boring text tennis for anybody who wants to get their rocks off with a keyboard warrior telling you all sorts of filthy stuff about what I'm into, enjoy in the bedroom, etc, blah blah blah... There are plenty on here who, I'm sure, are up for that, but that is not me... I'm into real, hot meets, with a real live person, where the sexual chemistry is there for ME & I think that person is gonna deliver on MY demands, OK?

Also I will conduct due diligence in the form of a video call early on in any communication away from this site. So Fugly Catfish/Fakes/

Weirdos....Please...Just Fuck Off!

DON'T WASTE MY TIME!.......

Single Size Queen Diva here looking to explore... Must be a good solid 8" & above!

I am also interested in the social side of this scene... It would be great to meet new like minded people who could perhaps "show me the ropes" of this exciting, adventurous journey that I am embarking on!

I'm no skinny latte FYI, more your Full Bodied Colombian with all the lumps/bumps/rawness & imperfections that come with maturity, but rich in flavour & extremely satisfying.....

So if you're looking for a a real woman who is happy in her own skin, then please read on....

My preference is for tall, younger, gym fit, freshly showered, yummy smelling guys that can "pick me up & throw me around the boudoir a bit" that are VWE... don't judge, it's a sex site & we're all entitled to state our preferences right?

Although this hot blooded Chica loves her Chorizo, she is very keen to experience being with a woman also... Girl on girl action, put on a bit of a show for the boys is a big fantasy of mine...

Also absolutely love various role play.... I dress to impress & aim to please....If I put the effort in, so should you.

***APRIL 2023 CHEEKY LIL UPDATE***

OK,so I've been on here a couple of months now & think I'm getting to grips with it all... So, I REPEAT FOR THOSE OF YOU HARD OF COMPREHENSION, please send a clear face pic if you message me.... If you set it so that the pic is "removed" like within 10 secs, you will be BBD (BIN, BLOCK, DELETE) Only fair as you can see my face clearly on MY PICS like 24/7!

Also, if I reply with "Sorry, not for me. Happy Fabbing!" it means exactly what it says on the tin....Please do not take offence or ask me why... We all have our "types" that we fancy, right?

I DON'T DO NEEDY OK? Patience is a virtue & I have a busy life... I do not spend all my time on here. I will take a peek when I can & try to respond to most messages.... Also, it is very rarely I do "repeat" 1 to 1 meets, I love the variety Fab offers & keeping things Spicy! So please, if we meet, don't be offended if I decline a return visit. I have your number & will be in touch if I'm feeling you're going to give me what I need at that time.

Sometimes I may just have an itch that needs scratching... There & Then, spontaneous....

I may only have time for a quick "Lick/Suck & Fuck n Go" right? If that's the case, I'll put a shout out on here.

BUT MOST OF THE TIME I'm looking for more of a connection... sensual, longer encounter..makes for much better fucking in my opinion. My preference, My mood, My rules!

I don't travel for D, D comes to me... If you choose to travel a fair distance to meet me, do not expect to "stay the night" OK? It's your decision to do the journey & I do not provide a B&B service! Don't think for 1 minute, just because you've driven 2hrs+ that I should be "grateful" that "you have made the effort" etc..

I mean, bore off guys! Nobody forces you, right?

Tradesmen... If you're thinking of turning up in your sweaty, grubby work clothes expecting a piece of my ass "in between jobs/passing my way/job & knock", JOG ON! I DON'T HAVE BETTY SWOLLOCKS IN MY GAFF! No way is your sweaty groin coming anywhere near my freshly showered, beautifully smelling body/face/mouth/treasure OK?

If I have confirmed a meet with someone, say a week or so in advance & I say "it's in my diary"

I expect there to be some communication/dialogue in the lead up to that date. I'm a big fan of the flirting leading up to the "event", that's part of the fun of it, right? If I do not hear from someone during the lead up to that date, you go MIA, ghost, whatever, then the meet will be cancelled by me 24hrs prior.... My free time is precious & I wish to spend it with quality people & with those that have made the effort to at least get me excited to meet them. Saying that, I also have life stuff that takes priority, so on occasion I may have to cancel a pre-arranged meet with short notice. It's my life & my right to do so. Shit happens! Deal with it OK? XX

If you have a pic on your profile comparing your dick to a Sky Remote/Can of Lager/Tin of Lynx...

A "word to the wise".... That is SOOOO NOT gonna bring any hot babes Milkshake to YOUR YARD OK?? Just trying to help you out is all.... X

Just keeping it real so as not to waste your or my time. I'm a woman who knows exactly what she wants & needs, hence why I'm here...

That's just how I roll folks!

Please do bear with me responding to messages, I try my best to respond to as many as I can, even if it's a "No Thank You"... However, getting through 200+ messages is extremely time consuming & I do have normal life stuff to crack on with... You may not get a response for a couple of days so please don't think I'm being ignorant/arrogant in not replying immediately OK? Glad we've cleared that up! Crystal!

And Everyone out there Have Fun!!

****NOW FOR THIS BORING BOLLOX****

(Cos I don't think my profile is quite long enough, do you?)

SYDNEY UNIVERSITY: YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF TWATS!

ANYONE USING MY PHOTOS ETC... Knock yourselves out! Mwah! SIZE QUEEN DIVA XXX

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