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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Right now?

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By *oy.2022Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin


"Right now?"

You

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

more biting wit and sarcasm please

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
3 weeks ago

cirencester

Fish'n'chips

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By *ayd100Man
3 weeks ago

clitheroe

Dick butty without the bread

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By *FallenAngel-Woman
3 weeks ago

Kings Langley

A nice long soak in a hot bubble bath

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By *eneralKenobiMan
3 weeks ago

North Angus

I’d quite like to go back to bed if I’m honest

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"more biting wit and sarcasm please"

At 62 I guess you have to be in a rush to cram it all in, just in case we get a harsh winter

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By *atinaChica54Woman
3 weeks ago

Marlborough

My pain medication to kick in!

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By *agic.MMan
3 weeks ago

Orpington

The voices in my head to stop talking 👀

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By *ripleB1Man
3 weeks ago

Somerset

A lottery win would be pretty sweet!

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet


"more biting wit and sarcasm please

At 62 I guess you have to be in a rush to cram it all in, just in case we get a harsh winter "

ouch - that cut me to the quick (now no doubt I will bleed to death - which may be better than the freezing option)

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(ps I forgot that I told Fab my B'day was 1st April and so I have apparently aged a year!)

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

A heavily buttered baguette

This is not a euphemism.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"more biting wit and sarcasm please

At 62 I guess you have to be in a rush to cram it all in, just in case we get a harsh winter "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ortySwitchMan
3 weeks ago

london


"Right now?"

Money.

Also the opportunity to make a difference.

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By *ourpornfixMan
3 weeks ago

East Cheshire

I want it all, and I want it now.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
3 weeks ago

South Wales

Lunch xx 😘

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Proper food, a shag, decent shower

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Right now?

You "

Make better choices

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet


"Right now?

Money.

"

That's what I want

That's what I want

That's what I want

I want money

I want lots of money

In fact I want so much money

Give me your money

Just give me money

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
3 weeks ago

Rochester, Kent

Inspiration to get out of bed before 1pm

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

An ice cream

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Ryde

A tall ship and a star to steer her by.

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"The voices in my head to stop talking 👀"

But then you'd just be talking to yourself and that's plain crazy!

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West

A few million in the bank will be nice.

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By *rincess_Peach1992Woman
3 weeks ago

Newport

Money, a holiday and a cream egg

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By *oastofReadingMan
3 weeks ago

Reading

A nandos for lunch and for tomorrow to be warm and sunny.

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By *orders-cplCouple
3 weeks ago

middx cpl

hour in a hot tub naked xxx

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Money, a holiday and a cream egg"

Biscoff eggs are way better!

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By *iss DevilWoman
3 weeks ago

Hiding

For it to be already home time!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Gin but even i dont start on it till gone 7

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
3 weeks ago

Chester

For someone to come and put my shopping away

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Gin but even i dont start on it till gone 7"

It's 7 somewhere in the world!

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By *WB85Man
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

A fork, because eating this subway salad with a spoon is problematic.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

A cool, clean river to swim in

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

An iced latte please

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex

For people to stop referring to me as 'the female'. All I hear when anyone says that is David Attenborough talking about gorillas

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
3 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

To finish work for the day. Got a banging headache, and I'm fed up of working with idiots.

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By *8warrenMan
3 weeks ago

.

A bacon and egg sandwich will do, I’m staving

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By *iss DevilWoman
3 weeks ago

Hiding


"To finish work for the day. Got a banging headache, and I'm fed up of working with idiots. "
welcome to the club, luckily minus the headache so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"For people to stop referring to me as 'the female'. All I hear when anyone says that is David Attenborough talking about gorillas "

‘We must tread carefully. The female has been angered.’

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London

I'm not in the mood to go to the gym, don't want to apply for a new job either 🫤

I want a delicious lunch dropped on me.

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By *uttercupWoman
3 weeks ago

Borders

A cheese salad subway, with garlic mayo

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By *roublemaker2Man
3 weeks ago

Colchester

To on holiday with a beer or cocktail

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London


"For someone to come and put my shopping away "

I'll do it! 🙋🏽 You can pay me back in blow jobs...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

I think I need a poo. Either that or I’ve got stomach ache.

The mr

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By *iss DevilWoman
3 weeks ago

Hiding


"I want a delicious lunch dropped on me."
why would you want to waste a delicious lunch by having it dropped on you??? Unless you mean "dropped off for you".

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

full body massage

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
3 weeks ago

paisley


"The voices in my head to stop talking 👀"
just ignore them and keep killing

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By *outhern LadMan
3 weeks ago

down south

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By *outhern LadMan
3 weeks ago

down south


"full body massage "

Most defiantly

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
3 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"The voices in my head to stop talking 👀"

Talk back to them. They dont like it.

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
3 weeks ago

Kilmarnock


"full body massage "

Oh that would be exquisite right now. I'm just home from work and aching!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I want some sexy sex (is that possibly the worst description imaginable?)

Either way, yes 👍🏻

Ahhh…

I had a banana earlier.

Cheerio 👋🏻

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"I want some sexy sex (is that possibly the worst description imaginable?)

Either way, yes 👍🏻

Ahhh…

I had a banana earlier.

Cheerio 👋🏻"

Sexy sex...🤢

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Proper food, a shag, decent shower"

I've just had a crisp sandwich. Now that's proper food.

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By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

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By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

To not have eaten the freddo easter egg!

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By *ovecurveaMan
3 weeks ago

Budapest

A good massage cuz my hip nerve is fcked up few days ago. Maybe a sexy massage as well

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

3 weeks ago

East Sussex


"For people to stop referring to me as 'the female'. All I hear when anyone says that is David Attenborough talking about gorillas

‘We must tread carefully. The female has been angered.’"

and it's a small female, they're the most dangerous

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By *rincess_Peach1992Woman
3 weeks ago

Newport


"Money, a holiday and a cream egg

Biscoff eggs are way better! "

Ive never tried the biscoff one...is it lush? Caramel eggs are my favourite

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

A nice dessert

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By *uv puppiesCouple
3 weeks ago

leeds

An indecent proposal

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By *agic.MMan
3 weeks ago

Orpington


"The voices in my head to stop talking 👀

But then you'd just be talking to yourself and that's plain crazy! "

Yeah but they keep talking dirty to me...so I really need them to stop

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
3 weeks ago

belfast

Sweets

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By *weetiepie99Woman
3 weeks ago

cardiff

A Will writer

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By *yle_k5Man
3 weeks ago

Leicester

A long hot shower

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By *3dwoodMan
3 weeks ago

London

Sleep but I’ll settle for the work day being over

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By *ocialablechapMan
3 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

A relaxing massage from the Swedish nymphomaniac bisexuality volleyball team...

Failing that a 99 with strawberry sauce and sprinkles

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By *ibewith8Man
3 weeks ago

Leeds

chicken Sandwich & World peace

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
3 weeks ago

Next Door

A toasted cinnamon and apple hot cross bun with butter.

A cold glass of white wine.

And sex.

Not fussy about what order I get them in but i would like all 3.

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"chicken Sandwich & World peace "

Do you want a drink with that?

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"The voices in my head to stop talking 👀

But then you'd just be talking to yourself and that's plain crazy!

Yeah but they keep talking dirty to me...so I really need them to stop "

Can I join them?

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By *apua New GuineaMan
3 weeks ago

nearby

A coastal caravan holiday alone.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
3 weeks ago

Coventry

My Girl. Alas she is at work.

Mr

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

A person at work to send me the thing they need to send me so I can look at it and send it to someone else and then log off.

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"A coastal caravan holiday alone."

Doable.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield

Trump go fuck off …

My back ache to fuck off … and

If any one is offering cuddles … I’d take a cuddle right now

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London

Financial freedom.

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By *eeDubzMan
3 weeks ago

Sutton

To be noticed

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Trump go fuck off …

My back ache to fuck off … and

If any one is offering cuddles … I’d take a cuddle right now "

Do virtual hugs count? Hope you feel better mate 👍🏾😊

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"To be noticed"

Hi!

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By *oppet22TV/TS
3 weeks ago

huddersfield

Picking up and lots of fun

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By *eeDubzMan
3 weeks ago

Sutton

Wow....that worked...hello UB. X

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

A lovely sandwich

Either cheese & marmite

Or

Cruella and 2 hunky young men

Or

Both

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By *eddy004Man
3 weeks ago

Toy Town

A busty beauty who has a cracking imagination and filthy actions

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By *eeDubzMan
3 weeks ago

Sutton

A cheese and marmite sandwich? Sounds differently interesting...

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex


"A cheese and marmite sandwich? Sounds differently interesting..."

Add chips or potato waffle and it’s my favourite

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

To feel better and not be plagued with chronic illness

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Trump go fuck off …

My back ache to fuck off … and

If any one is offering cuddles … I’d take a cuddle right now

Do virtual hugs count? Hope you feel better mate 👍🏾😊"

All hugs and cuddles count when codine doesn’t cut it !!

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By *hisIsMe58Man
3 weeks ago

Winchester

To be free of depression for the rest of my life.

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By *issaranochickWoman
3 weeks ago

your car

Knickerbockerglory ..think thats how u spell it haha 😄

Long glass with icecream and lots of cream 😋 😋

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

.

Nothing. I'm wants free.

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By *hams123Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Trump go fuck off …

My back ache to fuck off … and

If any one is offering cuddles … I’d take a cuddle right now

Do virtual hugs count? Hope you feel better mate 👍🏾😊

All hugs and cuddles count when codine doesn’t cut it !! "

🫂 Here you go 👍🏾😊

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Nothing. I'm wants free. "

I aspire to have such contentment

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
3 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Knickerbockerglory ..think thats how u spell it haha 😄

Long glass with icecream and lots of cream 😋 😋 "

A staple in the Wimpy restaurants ……

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By *verageHoesCouple
3 weeks ago

Bessacarr

A cat that doesn't insist on sticking it's bum in my face.

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

a brew which I am just about to make .

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By *ittleJohn5Man
3 weeks ago

Wickham Market

A winning euro lottery ticket

Ive had enough of working

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Crawley Down

A lottery win of just over a million.

It will buy that house, that I keep looking at on Rightmove, pay off the debts, then be there to help when I retire.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

If I was a flower growing wild and free

All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee

And if I was a tree growing tall and green

All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?

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By *egnMaxCouple
3 weeks ago

East Midlands

An interesting dessert (and we’re all out!)

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By *ad4ladys1973Man
3 weeks ago

Southport

Someone to Netflix n chill with! A hug would be nice

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
3 weeks ago

La La Land


"Right now?"

To be in the middle of a ladies only orgy

Please and thank you

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By *each BenMan
3 weeks ago

swansea

A nice slow sensual naked full body massage

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By *ace400Man
3 weeks ago

my back yard

A woman to give me a kiss and cuddle

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By *tormQueenWoman
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Spooning

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

sex

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post? "

Do you always have to be awkward?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Well i decided i wanted gin earlier.but i ended up having vodka

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?

Do you always have to be awkward?"

Yes.

But it's a fair question I feel

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By *uicyboobiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Newtownbutler

A cuppa tea and to be suckled and a nap

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By *ature male OldhamMan
3 weeks ago

Royton nr Oldham

A few hugs and to fall asleep spooning a lovely lady

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
3 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

For my husband to have taken the massive hint I gave when I said "I'm going to bed, are you coming too?"... And he stayed downstairs

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By *yclinghardMan
3 weeks ago

Winchester

A surprising and naughty message from a fab lady

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?

Do you always have to be awkward?

Yes.

But it's a fair question I feel"

Now then!

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"For my husband to have taken the massive hint I gave when I said "I'm going to bed, are you coming too?"... And he stayed downstairs "

Time to serve those divorce papers

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By *ick MastersMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

A fab meet to actually happen and the dry spell to end

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"A fab meet to actually happen and the dry spell to end"

Sex is overrated. Make yourself a good.lasagne instead.

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By *hesblokeMan
3 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Some ideas for what to do with 3kg of grated mozzarella.

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By *homas400Man
3 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

A passionate kiss from a horny woman.

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?

Do you always have to be awkward?

Yes.

But it's a fair question I feel

Now then!"

Now or then? Which is it!?

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By *icouple24Couple
3 weeks ago

north west and Belfast


"Some ideas for what to do with 3kg of grated mozzarella."

Naan bread and garlic butter, tomato sauce some chorizo and bake in oven

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?

Do you always have to be awkward?

Yes.

But it's a fair question I feel

Now then!

Now or then? Which is it!? "

🤬

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By *hesblokeMan
3 weeks ago

Derbyshire village


"Some ideas for what to do with 3kg of grated mozzarella.

Naan bread and garlic butter, tomato sauce some chorizo and bake in oven"

Noice!

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By *ilfhunter1980Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Just got in from teaching martial arts so right now once I’ve showered I’d love a full rub down with oils!

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London


"I want a delicious lunch dropped on me. why would you want to waste a delicious lunch by having it dropped on you??? Unless you mean "dropped off for you". "

Cos I want a woman to eat it off of my naked body... This is fab 😂

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By *engali DelightMan
3 weeks ago

Camden

Sleep

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London


"An indecent proposal"

Can you drop a large tasty cream cake on my floor...

🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *cLovin2Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Knickerbockerglory ..think thats how u spell it haha 😄

Long glass with icecream and lots of cream 😋 😋

A staple in the Wimpy restaurants …… "

I miss those Knickerbocker glory ice creams... 🤤

When you're young it never ends...

... when you're older 2 gulps and it's gone 😳🤷🏽‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Pot of tea

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?

Do you always have to be awkward?

Yes.

But it's a fair question I feel

Now then!

Now or then? Which is it!?

🤬"

Well I was going to say you, but now I worry for my safety!

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?

Do you always have to be awkward?

Yes.

But it's a fair question I feel

Now then!

Now or then? Which is it!?

🤬

Well I was going to say you, but now I worry for my safety! "

Let's just do the sex and get if over with.

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By *utsackerMan
3 weeks ago

north east

A glass of cold full fat milk but ower comfortable on the cooch

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Peace, happiness and a wet pussy to go down on

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Memories, what i do in life you cant take my Memories. One year youve been inclined. I really.neef.my nedicati8n to get me.throyfh.the.n8fgg

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
3 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

[Removed by poster at 02/04/26 23:18:10]

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By *ouno2muchMan
3 weeks ago

far away

The will to follow through.. and a few hours of sleep 😄

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Right now?"

I've everything I need.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
3 weeks ago

Willenhall

Sleep.

My body wants to sleep but my brain is having absolutely none of it.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
3 weeks ago

hexham

See above !

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By *oewiththeflowMan
3 weeks ago

West Coast

Eternal Health and Happiness

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By *asualandFeistyCouple
3 weeks ago

Ruislip

An empty head. I'd love to just switch off the over active inner voice and drift peacefully to sleep.

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By *am450Man
3 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

I could quite happily nosh a whole bag of wines gum right now. Probably feel guilty having finished them all.

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By *hibariDom2025Man
3 weeks ago

Hayle

A sexy submissive young lady who's ready for an adventure

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By *hibariDom2025Man
3 weeks ago

Hayle


"Right now?"

Someone who'll push back on the butt hook with hunger....

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By *uckCpl26Couple
3 weeks ago

London

No, time wasters.... And just fun :P

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By *im and Her MeowCouple
3 weeks ago

dorset

Someone to walk in

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By *hibariDom2025Man
3 weeks ago

Hayle


"Someone to walk in "

Ooh, sexy

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By *entmike76Man
3 weeks ago

bury

Sloppy blowjob from a married woman

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By *haosAfterDarkCouple
3 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

To go back to bed rather than be sitting outside work at 4.50am

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Right now now, or right now at the time you made the post?

Do you always have to be awkward?

Yes.

But it's a fair question I feel

Now then!

Now or then? Which is it!?

🤬

Well I was going to say you, but now I worry for my safety!

Let's just do the sex and get if over with."

I'm liking the get it over with part

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By *idewayscontrolMan
3 weeks ago

Exeter

Just a modest lottery win.

I'm not greedy.

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By *oingMan
3 weeks ago

Co. Antrim

A nice coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

A cock inside me

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancashire

Same as the 2 posters above

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By *jekimMan
3 weeks ago

Wigan

A helping hand or mouth

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

I want a sausage mcmuffin and 2 hash browns pls.

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By *r Looking 69Man
3 weeks ago

north


"I want a sausage mcmuffin and 2 hash browns pls. "

Ohh I pretty much had that after work this morning

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By *ildoshagginsWoman
3 weeks ago

South Wales

Breakfast, Coffee and a wee but can't move!

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

Pancakes

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
3 weeks ago

Bot Farm

A day off and kisses

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By *ickshawedCouple
3 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

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By *ace400Man
3 weeks ago

my back yard


"A day off and kisses "
I would give you both x

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Filthy fantasies lol

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

This thread to end

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By *yclinghardMan
3 weeks ago

Winchester


"A day off and kisses "

Leaning through the screen and giving you a soft sensual kiss on the lips

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By *ardnutsMan
3 weeks ago

pensby

A simple thanks or no thanks to a read message rather then completely ignored would be a good start. Can understand if so many messages they do a big delete. But we all know its been read so a simple reply even a smile or sad face. It's the complete ignore that's the height of arrogance to me. That's what I want. Manners

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By *lasmaxMan
3 weeks ago

Watford

Someone to join me in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Someone to cure my horn xx

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

A new frying pan. A decent one

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

I'll try one of those unhappy endings, you know to compare

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By *ate2theparty808Man
3 weeks ago

Erdington

A bacon sausage and egg sandwich and a coffee.

So I’m going to go make myself a bacon sausage and egg sandwich and a coffe.

Some needs are so easily met aren’t they

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By *appy-go- luckyMan
3 weeks ago

pothole city

Breakfast in bed.

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By *obwhateverMan
3 weeks ago

Mordor

Someone it make and bring me breakfast in bed.

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By *luebell888Woman
3 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Ryan Gosling to be in my bed

Eternal youth

A country cottage with Alpacas and donkeys in the garden.

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