FabSwingers.com: Dissaranochick (52) , Woman in cowshed ?? , Scotland, UK

I’m DissaranoChick, a proper little tease,

On Fab for the banter and doing as I please.

Quick with the sarcasm, always up for a laugh,

And if you catch my attention, I might just lead you down the path.

Got a thing for hi-vis and work trousers, I can't tell you why,

Maybe it's the hard-working look... or the cheeky glint in your eye.

Just one small favour before you come and say hello—

Please trim accordingly, nobody needs a 1970s disco below.

I’m not here to collect admirers or keep men on a shelf,

If you've got good manners and good chat, you'll do alright yourself.

Play nice, be a gentleman, and don't take life too seriously,

Because if you're lucky, I might start behaving very mysteriously.

I’ll be your dirty little secret, not a soul will ever know,

What happens between us stays between us when it's time for me to go.

Though don't be surprised a few days later when you happen to discover,

A hair bobble in your cup holder... hidden neatly under cover.

And if you're really lucky, I might show you my favourite places too—

From cowsheds and country roads to lay-bys with a cheeky view.

The wanted hoor hoose might make an appearance if the banter's just right,

Because adventures are always better when they happen late at night.

Fancy a walk in the woods? The weather never bothers me,

Rain, wind, or freezing cold—I'm still where I want to be.

All you've got to do is pick me up and drop me off with a smile,

And I'll leave you wondering about your favourite little tease for quite a while.

Maybe a lingering perfume on your passenger seat one day,

Just enough to make you smile as you're driving away.

A little reminder that I was there, causing mischief for a while—

Leaving you wondering when you'll next see that familiar wicked smile.

So if you've got banter, can take a tease, and don't mind a little fun,

Come say hello to DissaranoChick... but remember, I’m nobody's number one.

I do love hearing a man moan when my lips are doing all the talking—right down to his cock

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