FabSwingers.com: Dissaranochick (52) , Woman in cowshed ?? , Scotland, UK

I'm DissaranoChick, a tease by name,

On Fab for a laugh and a cheeky game.

A wink and a smile, a mischievous grin,

You'll spend half your day wondering where I've been.

I love the outdoors, where mischief is sweet,

And getting up to no good where the country lanes meet.

A tree, a gate, or a cowshed in sight,

You'll have to earn your fun—I don't make it that easy, right?

Give me a man in his hi-vis bright,

With work boots on and his trousers just right.

I like a bit of banter, a laugh, and a chase,

A cheeky little message that puts a smile on my face.

And when we've parted, don't be surprised,

If your seat needs checking—consider it a prize.

No hairy men, they're not my style,

I prefer a smooth talker with a devilish smile.

I love being the thought that creeps into your head,

At the office, at home, or tucked up in bed.

The name on your screen that makes your heart race,

And leaves you with a grin you just can't place.

I'm the bobble you find weeks after we've met,

The little reminder you struggle to forget.

So send me a message, come and say hi,

You might just become my favourite alibi.

Because some girls say hello and are gone by next week…

And some become the dirty little secret you think about all week.

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