FabSwingers.com: Dissaranochick (52) , Woman in In your mind, Scotland, UK

I’m DissaranoChick, a proper little tease,

On Fab for the banter and doing as I please.

Quick with the sarcasm, always up for a laugh,

Catch my attention and who knows where I’ll lead you down the path. ??

I’ve got a thing for hi-vis and work trousers, I can’t tell you why,

Maybe it’s the hard-working look… or that cheeky glint in your eye.

And I’ve always had a soft spot for a toyboy too,

So if you’re younger, cheeky and confident, I might notice you.

One small favour before you come and say hello—

Please trim accordingly… nobody needs a 1970s disco below! ??

Now the darker nights are here, that’s when the fun begins,

I love sneaking out into the darkness with a little grin,

Finding a cheeky man lurking about, waiting for me—

There’s something about the anticipation that I really love to see. ??

I’m not here collecting admirers or keeping men on a shelf,

Good manners and good chat will get you further than you think yourself.

Be a gentleman, have a laugh and don’t take life too seriously,

Because if the chemistry’s right, I might get a little mysterious.

I’ll happily be your dirty little secret, not a soul needs to know,

What happens between us stays between us when it’s time for me to go.

Though don’t be surprised a few days later when you happen to discover

A little reminder in your car… perhaps a hair bobble hidden under cover. ??

And if you’re really lucky, I might show you some of my favourite places too—

Country roads, quiet spots and lay-bys with a cheeky view.

The wanted hoor hoose might even make an appearance one night,

If the banter is good and the timing feels right.

Fancy a walk in the woods? The weather never bothers me,

Rain, wind or freezing cold—I’m still where I want to be.

I like things spontaneous, real and a little bit cheeky,

With plenty of laughs and just enough mystery.

No cam, no phone—that kind of fun does nothing for me,

I’d rather meet in the real world and see where the chemistry leads.

I love that spark, the anticipation and the thrill of the tease,

So if you’ve got good banter and can handle a little mischief with ease,

Come say hello to DissaranoChick and let’s see what might be—

But remember… I’m nobody’s number one,

I’m just a little bit of trouble waiting to be free. ??

I’m definitely a qualified cougar… but don’t worry, I only chase the ones who can keep up. ????

DISSARANOCHICK QOTD

Have you ever turned up for a meet, spotted the person across the room and thought… “Hmmmm, those profile pics must be from another lifetime!” 😂😂

Maybe the photos were 10 years old, the filters were working overtime, or they looked absolutely NOTHING like their profile! 😳🤣

So, here's the big question… 👀👇

😈 DO YOU STAY OR DO YOU WALK AWAY? 🚪😂

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