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By *ewCouple1 OP   Couple
3 weeks ago

Glos

Intrigued

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By *oobxMan
3 weeks ago

Blackwood

Love to cum for her

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Not yet.

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By *erkshire8299Man
3 weeks ago

slough

Will do soon.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I haven't.

Takes something rather special for me to even try .....

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

You're not really my type

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West

Do I need to prepare?

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I haven't.

Takes something rather special for me to even try ..... "

Cock pic sent

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

oooooooooo Steven it's MASSIVE .... wanking away like crazy here

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Intrigued "

Nope

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I haven't.

Takes something rather special for me to even try ..... "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *onin25Man
3 weeks ago

Durham

I haven't

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist

I cant say i have OP.

Im sure plenty will of though

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"oooooooooo Steven it's MASSIVE .... wanking away like crazy here"

It’s worth a 4 finger kit-kat, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Not sure this went as it was intended

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By *ensuallover1000Man
3 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I very like this upfront approach 👍🏻

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Intrigued "

There was a lady in Crawley, though she's moved to Horsham now. She might have.

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By *vonne5exMan
3 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Intrigued "
nice but no

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West

Can the real wanker please stand up?

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By *vonne5exMan
3 weeks ago

Doncaster

Does sound like a blokes post

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"oooooooooo Steven it's MASSIVE .... wanking away like crazy here

It’s worth a 4 finger kit-kat, eh? "

I was thinking chunky at least

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Can the real wanker please stand up? "

🙈😂😂

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By *reachers SonMan
3 weeks ago

north West

Is this a kinda Russian roulette sort of thing? If a straight dude says yes and it's not the female asking the question

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By *icouple24Couple
3 weeks ago

north west and Belfast


"Can the real wanker please stand up?

🙈😂😂"

Is every bloke not a wanker 😂😂😂😂

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

I haven't

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By *inkPomPomWoman
3 weeks ago

Isle of Man


"oooooooooo Steven it's MASSIVE .... wanking away like crazy here"

😂😂😂💕

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Is this a kinda Russian roulette sort of thing? If a straight dude says yes and it's not the female asking the question "

You're too cynical for a lovely place like the internet

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Does sound like a blokes post"

It is. He messaged me out of the blue last week to "tribute his wife". I politely declined.

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By *tsallreal11Man
3 weeks ago

wherever you want

Me

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Can the real wanker please stand up?

🙈😂😂

Is every bloke not a wanker 😂😂😂😂"

Literally, and figuratively

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol

No I haven't

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"No I haven't"

^^ I’ve had a good wank over PP

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By *ax-switchMan
3 weeks ago

Essex

Tbf the op looks very hot. I'd love a bit more to work with and I'd gladly oblige.

I hope that would be considered a compliment? I consider it a compliment if someone wanks over me

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

erm is it just me thinking regardless it would be a shame to waste a free picture opportunity...

I am not honest...

it was a shit joke in poor taste I know

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Can the real wanker please stand up?

🙈😂😂

Is every bloke not a wanker 😂😂😂😂

Literally, and figuratively "

Face pic ‘used’

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend

No

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Can the real wanker please stand up?

🙈😂😂

Is every bloke not a wanker 😂😂😂😂

Literally, and figuratively

Face pic ‘used’ "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm going to brush my teeth.

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
3 weeks ago

Essex

I’ve had a quick go. But my hand cramped up.

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Intrigued "

Not just yet

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"No "

Did you wank over me?

Brighton Steve did. I mayaswell ask everyone.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"No I haven't

^^ I’ve had a good wank over PP "

Oh gosh Felix, I'm blushing 🫣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"No

Did you wank over me?

Brighton Steve did. I mayaswell ask everyone."

only every other night

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By *i_Blonde_BabeWoman
3 weeks ago

cardiff or just passing through

Does this mean in person or remotely?

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Does this mean in person or remotely?"

That's a good question

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By *reachers SonMan
3 weeks ago

north West


"Is this a kinda Russian roulette sort of thing? If a straight dude says yes and it's not the female asking the question

You're too cynical for a lovely place like the internet "

Me, cynical? Nooo. Well maybe a smidge. I blame bangmebarbie, or should I say, Dave the trucker from Bolton

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"No

Did you wank over me?

Brighton Steve did. I mayaswell ask everyone."

Actually, you only got a smear of pre-cum. I held tight holding it for a luscious labia’d lady

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By *oeBeansMan
3 weeks ago

Derby


"Does this mean in person or remotely?

That's a good question "

Both at the same time. Shut your curtains next time, OP!

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By *ophie199Couple
3 weeks ago

Leeds

Who’s had a wank over me? I am also intrigued

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By *ex HolesMan
3 weeks ago

Up North


"Intrigued "

No

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By *oobxMan
3 weeks ago

Blackwood

Sophie my cocks out .add on telegram ???

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By *weetiepie99Woman
3 weeks ago

cardiff

In a word no, actually that's more than one word. Still no.

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By *herry77Woman
3 weeks ago

North West

I’m going to have one over everybody other than the OP as a matter of principle 🤗

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I didn’t. Bazinga.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair

Is it mandatory? Is it a prerequisite?

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"I’m going to have one over everybody other than the OP as a matter of principle 🤗"

Should we be wank buddies

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By *herry77Woman
3 weeks ago

North West


"I’m going to have one over everybody other than the OP as a matter of principle 🤗

Should we be wank buddies "

Why not? It seems to work for plenty of the men on here!

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
3 weeks ago

London


"Intrigued "

I haven’t but maybe I should tonight?

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Will wank for snacks

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Will wank for snacks"

How expensive are these snacks?

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

Well I think the feedback has cleared things up on this one :-

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy


" Well I think the feedback has cleared things up on this one :- "

Now let one of the popular women post the same thing and see the difference!

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"I’m going to have one over everybody other than the OP as a matter of principle 🤗

Should we be wank buddies

Why not? It seems to work for plenty of the men on here!"

I know we could sit across from eachother with half the forums pics in the middle and play away

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Will wank for snacks

How expensive are these snacks?"

A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Will wank for snacks"

My little cocktail sausage?

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By *r.JizzMan
3 weeks ago

cork

I'll cum in the cam rooms right now if any lady wants to watch. Pm me

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist


"I'll cum in the cam rooms right now if any lady wants to watch. Pm me"

I like that you live up to your name sir

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Will wank for snacks

My little cocktail sausage? "

I like 'em

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By *herry77Woman
3 weeks ago

North West


"I’m going to have one over everybody other than the OP as a matter of principle 🤗

Should we be wank buddies

Why not? It seems to work for plenty of the men on here!

I know we could sit across from eachother with half the forums pics in the middle and play away "

Perfect 👌

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By *WB85Man
3 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I've resisted the temptation to wank over anyone on here.

I'd rather get meets to be honest. Each to their own and all that.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I'll cum in the cam rooms right now if any lady wants to watch. Pm me

I like that you live up to your name sir"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Will wank for snacks

How expensive are these snacks?

A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date "

Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie.

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"I'll cum in the cam rooms right now if any lady wants to watch. Pm me"

Will you do jizz hands

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Will wank for snacks

How expensive are these snacks?

A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date "

On a more serious note, good choice with the Frazzles. Coupled with the pork pie, a rare but distinguished taste.

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By *herry77Woman
3 weeks ago

North West


"Will wank for snacks

How expensive are these snacks?

A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date

Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie."

There’s an above average amount of pork-based snack discussion on the forum this evening!

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I'll cum in the cam rooms right now if any lady wants to watch. Pm me

Will you do jizz hands "

Quite literally.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Will wank for snacks

How expensive are these snacks?

A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date

Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie.

There’s an above average amount of pork-based snack discussion on the forum this evening! "

And I'm cutting snack food. It's hurting, because I would love a pork pie. And Frazzles.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Will wank for snacks

How expensive are these snacks?

A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date

Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie."

Fun sponge

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By *atpurrWoman
3 weeks ago

Kent

Honestly…….nope

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Will wank for snacks

How expensive are these snacks?

A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date

Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie.

Fun sponge "

Mr Jizz will need one of those.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Will wank for snacks

How expensive are these snacks?

A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date

Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie.

There’s an above average amount of pork-based snack discussion on the forum this evening! "

Pork pie though

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By *herry77Woman
3 weeks ago

North West


"I'll cum in the cam rooms right now if any lady wants to watch. Pm me"

The fact it says Cork below your name has me hoping it’ll be a show of F1 podium proportions

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Will wank for snacks

How expensive are these snacks?

A 'pork pie and a bag of Frazzles' kind of expensive...I'm not a cheap date

Yeah I'm sorry but I'm out. I'll die before I share my pork pie.

Fun sponge

Mr Jizz will need one of those."

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I'll cum in the cam rooms right now if any lady wants to watch. Pm me

The fact it says Cork below your name has me hoping it’ll be a show of F1 podium proportions "

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *lumb122Man
3 weeks ago

Swindon

Not yet but it’s on the list

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield

I’m not sure how we went from asking who’s wanked over them to picky tea meat snacks, but I’m very much here for it.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

* When people create threads to pass the day by, and then this comes along

😂

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By *rightonsteveMan
3 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If the ladies are gonna do this, can I do y’all a tribbing tribute?

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By *rG81Man
3 weeks ago

near Manchester and Halifax

Bit of mustard!

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"I’m not sure how we went from asking who’s wanked over them to picky tea meat snacks, but I’m very much here for it. "

There's a fair portion of this site that are here for or because of sausage.

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield

If this is like Adrian Mole and 50p and a pound of grapes then can I suggest that you cross my palm with Haribo?

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By *ustdoit2me777Man
3 weeks ago

grays

Definitely ❤️

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By *uchasGMan
3 weeks ago

Northwest

On it

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster

Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours

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By *herry77Woman
3 weeks ago

North West


"Bit of mustard!"

Be careful not to confuse the different themes on this thread, things could get a bit uncomfortable 🔥

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield


"There's a fair portion of this site that are here for or because of sausage."

Let’s face it, all the ladies are here for some hot sausage.

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

looks like it was a productive ..thread in the long run..

quite how it went was a bit off the wall ...

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield


"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours "

If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

Honestly I think people just wait for threads like this to come along, and then leap on them with abandon like a pack of half starved cannibals.

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours

If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays. "

You're gobbling the wrong pork sausage if they don't fill your mouth.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"I’m not sure how we went from asking who’s wanked over them to picky tea meat snacks, but I’m very much here for it. "

Wanking makes you hungry I guess

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By *onko the SaneMan
3 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Can't say that I have

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield


"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours

If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.

You're gobbling the wrong pork sausage if they don't fill your mouth."

I’ll be honest, I can’t reach these days.

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By *ackInBlackMan
3 weeks ago

Caerphilly


"Intrigued "

I've bashed one out, looking at your vids. Plus the fact I'm not too far away from me. Infact I've added you to my 'Hotlist'

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By *jekimMan
3 weeks ago

Wigan


"Intrigued "
well I'd be lying if I said I'd not wank over you an that beautiful bum

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours

If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.

You're gobbling the wrong pork sausage if they don't fill your mouth.

I’ll be honest, I can’t reach these days. "

I didn't mean your own

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By *ew2buryMan
3 weeks ago

Newbury

Ive knocked one out on an easyJet to Edinburgh so good chance I have.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours

If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays. "

Oooh you've just reminded me that I bought a pack of five Creme Eggs a week ago and they are still in the fridge!

Today is a day of much happiness

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By *hickthighs26Woman
3 weeks ago

your hotlist


"Can't say that I have "

I have over you though

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield


"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours

If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.

You're gobbling the wrong pork sausage if they don't fill your mouth.

I’ll be honest, I can’t reach these days.

I didn't mean your own "

Then unless it’s from the Christmas Market, I’m not interested

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield


"Oooh you've just reminded me that I bought a pack of five Creme Eggs a week ago and they are still in the fridge!

Today is a day of much happiness "

Don’t set me off. Whoever heard of a box of 5 eggs.

These multinational conglomerates have no soul.

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By *he MinionMan
3 weeks ago

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"Intrigued

I've bashed one out, looking at your vids. Plus the fact I'm not too far away from me. Infact I've added you to my 'Hotlist' "

👆 We have a winner !

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By *hilly1515Man
3 weeks ago

We all have a vision of somebody in our mind just before that point of no return when alone. stands to reason

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By *earditallWoman
3 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours

If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.

Oooh you've just reminded me that I bought a pack of five Creme Eggs a week ago and they are still in the fridge!

Today is a day of much happiness "

I ate one of the caramel ones out the fridge before it was amazing

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By *eyond PurityCouple
3 weeks ago

East Lincs

I haven’t wanked over anyone on this site, except in person…

Loving that body stocking though

K

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Ive knocked one out on an easyJet to Edinburgh so good chance I have. "

Did the copilot do the steering?

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours

If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.

Oooh you've just reminded me that I bought a pack of five Creme Eggs a week ago and they are still in the fridge!

Today is a day of much happiness

I ate one of the caramel ones out the fridge before it was amazing "

I thought I'd seen all sorts of deviancy in my life, until you said you put Creme Eggs in the fridge.

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By *abman82Man
3 weeks ago

worcester

Tempting

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By *heekychap0661Man
3 weeks ago

margate

I will wank now for anyone on telegram x

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
3 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders


"Waiting for the pork sword thread now...how do you eat yours

If it’s like Crème eggs then I gobble those down in one because they don’t exactly fill your mouth nowadays.

Oooh you've just reminded me that I bought a pack of five Creme Eggs a week ago and they are still in the fridge!

Today is a day of much happiness

I ate one of the caramel ones out the fridge before it was amazing "

Oooh they sound delicious, glad you enjoyed it

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By *athomMan
3 weeks ago

South Coast

Let me think for a nanosecond 🤔

That would be no

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By *eorgesdad69Man
3 weeks ago

Long Eaton

I would wank over your husband, need a naked pic of him on his own 🤪

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By *aitonelMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Cant say I have.

I mean you are but a drop of water from a tap in an ocean.

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By *otsossieMan
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield / Sheffield


"I haven’t wanked over anyone on this site, except in person…

Loving that body stocking though

K"

I can’t make that claim

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By *iddleyourcockMan
3 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Intrigued "

No, but I might if I was involved in a dirty conversation with you, not your male partner.

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By *underlandfellaMan
3 weeks ago

sunderland


"I cant say i have OP.

Im sure plenty will of though"

A few times

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By *ocialablechapMan
3 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

Sorry cant say I have. I'm sure one or two will have though.

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By *att1990xxxMan
3 weeks ago

Cornwall/ Plymouth


"Intrigued "

Wanking over you right now!!

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By *erry 58Man
3 weeks ago

doncaster


"Intrigued "
on with it now

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By *umalotagainMan
3 weeks ago

between OX26 & BH23

Well if it were in real life I would happily oblige

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By *iking 777Man
3 weeks ago

stromness

Can't lie having one now

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By *vlizTV/TS
3 weeks ago

merseyside and anglesey

Yes I have ! Xx

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By *reddyWKMan
3 weeks ago

West Kirby

I have now

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By *uddlefuckleMan
3 weeks ago

Boston

Nope

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By *kphooey43Man
3 weeks ago

Barnet

nope, not happening

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By *ice_fun_guyMan
3 weeks ago

Cranleigh

Not yet, but I might do

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
3 weeks ago

Always on the move

I can bash one out if you need OP? Anyone else need a wank endorsement while Im at it?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
3 weeks ago

North West

Can someone please take one for the team and have a wank?

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By *sm265Woman
3 weeks ago

Perthshire

Not me. But, as discussed in another thread, Ive not wanked at all since last year so its nothing personal OP.

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By * D 777Man
3 weeks ago

bathgate

No i havent yet

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By *opsadaisyCouple
3 weeks ago

Salisbury

Was this comment posted by an under 18? I have questions…

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By *appy-go- luckyMan
3 weeks ago

pothole city

Not yet

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By *carlettsWoman
3 weeks ago

Harpenden

Can't say I have

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By *r. MacMan
3 weeks ago

Bexleyheath

Am now lol

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By *ourpornfixMan
3 weeks ago

East Cheshire

Not yet, but thanks for bringing that tasty arse to my notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I haven’t but I might later

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Was this comment posted by an under 18? I have questions…"

What makes you think it might be?

I'm more astounded by the number of responses that take it seriously as if it's all in a normal day to tell people if you are wanking or not

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
3 weeks ago

longeaton,ng10.

Morning everyone.

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By *atinaChica54Woman
3 weeks ago

Marlborough

Nope OP.....Did I miss something?

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