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By *he Wilts couple OP   Couple
6 weeks ago

Cirencester

We were wondering what everyone's pet hates are with fab and the swingers lifestyle in general.

Our biggest pet hate on here is people sending multiple messages without a reply.

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford

Being called cute 🤷‍♂️🤣 it happens daily... people mean well but i'm not physically the friendly looking type am I.. smile aside 🤣 x

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By *emonochromeMan
6 weeks ago

peterborough

Posts from men moaning they can’t get meets with their one pic of a cock and two line profile

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By *oldmilkMan
6 weeks ago

Trouble, apparently…

I’m not a big fan of tarantulas.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Chester

DICKPIX

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Chester


"Being called cute 🤷‍♂️🤣 it happens daily... people mean well but i'm not physically the friendly looking type am I.. smile aside 🤣 x"

Hello cutie

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
6 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Women bombarding me with "Fuck me now" messages. It's gets frustrating at times, especially when I'm at work.

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By *all me FlikWoman
6 weeks ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Either not reading, or reading and ignoring my profile.

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By *tannersMan
6 weeks ago

stanley

Deliberate rage baiting threads or posts

People who join threads just to complain about them or have a go at participants

Rudeness

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend

Messages left unread even though they've logged on several times during the day. Annoys the shit out of me and I'll end up blocking.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Chester


"Women bombarding me with "Fuck me now" messages. It's gets frustrating at times, especially when I'm at work. "

Soz, I'll stop 🫣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Women bombarding me with "Fuck me now" messages. It's gets frustrating at times, especially when I'm at work. "

Sorry about that 🙄

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Chester


"Messages left unread even though they've logged on several times during the day. Annoys the shit out of me and I'll end up blocking. "

That's rude! Definitely get em blocked!

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By *omeotherguyMan
6 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"DICKPIX "

Ahem, I do believe you did like mine 🤣🤣

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By *onin25Man
6 weeks ago

Durham


"Women bombarding me with "Fuck me now" messages. It's gets frustrating at times, especially when I'm at work.

Sorry about that 🙄"

It's alright, he just left them unread

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

...how judgemental some can be when others don't fit 'their' perception of how this life should be lived. There's a thousand different ways; just accept some might not align with yours and let them be happy!

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By *andsCouple
6 weeks ago

Edin

Messages that say “hi” then nothing else

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By *ealitybitesMan
6 weeks ago

Belfast

The sheer stupidity displayed on the forums by people projecting and making sweeping statements and telling others that they don't know their own minds.

Grown adults who can't negotiate a website and spit their dummies out and ask the site to hold their hand.

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By *omeotherguyMan
6 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Messages that say “hi” then nothing else "

Just general lack.of literacy and engagement.

And guys randomly sending gf pics. Like, why? What am I to do with this??! 🤣🤣

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Women bombarding me with "Fuck me now" messages. It's gets frustrating at times, especially when I'm at work.

Sorry about that 🙄

It's alright, he just left them unread "

Smart arse 🤣🤣🤣

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Either not reading, or reading and ignoring my profile."

•

Quite often I am simply transfixed by your photos that I inadvertently ignore your profile.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Chester


"DICKPIX

Ahem, I do believe you did like mine 🤣🤣"

Oh I do believe I did like yours!!!! 🥵

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
6 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)


"Women bombarding me with "Fuck me now" messages. It's gets frustrating at times, especially when I'm at work.

Sorry about that 🙄

It's alright, he just left them unread

Smart arse 🤣🤣🤣"

To be fair, I do leave a few messages unread for a few days, then delete them if I'm not interested. I always reply to you though.... don't I?! 😬

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
6 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

People messaging to ask why profile is hidden

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend

Any message saying "your husband is a lucky guy" or the like

Like I bring nothing to the marriage apart from luck!

Fuck off

Mr 🐺

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancashire

The ‘ran out of messages’ status updates. I don’t really know how that all works but it’s instantly off putting.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancashire

Oh and the ‘are you shy’ messages when you don’t reply 🙄

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By *onin25Man
6 weeks ago

Durham


"The ‘ran out of messages’ status updates. I don’t really know how that all works but it’s instantly off putting. "

The local updates in general are off putting

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Oh and the ‘are you shy’ messages when you don’t reply 🙄"

I hate that too

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancashire


"The ‘ran out of messages’ status updates. I don’t really know how that all works but it’s instantly off putting.

The local updates in general are off putting "

Occasionally humorous though 🤣

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By *tannersMan
6 weeks ago

stanley


"The ‘ran out of messages’ status updates. I don’t really know how that all works but it’s instantly off putting.

The local updates in general are off putting "

Sometimes they’re hilarious though 😂😂

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By *omeotherguyMan
6 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"DICKPIX

Ahem, I do believe you did like mine 🤣🤣

Oh I do believe I did like yours!!!! 🥵 "

Pervert!

I was squeezing the life out of the poor fella I think. He's been limp at the top end ever since.

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
6 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Guys thinking I'm a sexual vending machine. It ain't called Instashag

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By *oannesTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Sending messages without reading profiles, or just chosing to ignore them

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By *andsCouple
6 weeks ago

Edin

Thanks for a fabulous night you know who you are! Status …. Just tell them nobody else cares

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By *tannersMan
6 weeks ago

stanley

Biggest pet peeve on fab is the distinct and persistent lack of hand made woolly socks with lobster patterns on them 🦞 😉

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester

Do you have an hour? I have quite a few which are equally at the top:

Can I ask you a question? Did you mean 2?

I don't bite unless you ask me to

All the fake stuff about privacy, warnings, etc.

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
6 weeks ago

South glos

All the diseased looking winky pics I am subjected to like I am a doctor on embarrassing bodies

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By *emonochromeMan
6 weeks ago

peterborough


"The ‘ran out of messages’ status updates. I don’t really know how that all works but it’s instantly off putting.

The local updates in general are off putting "

I second that

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By *onin25Man
6 weeks ago

Durham


"The ‘ran out of messages’ status updates. I don’t really know how that all works but it’s instantly off putting.

The local updates in general are off putting

Occasionally humorous though 🤣"

Oh there's entertainment to be had, just not in person entertainment

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Biggest pet peeve on fab is the distinct and persistent lack of hand made woolly socks with lobster patterns on them 🦞 😉"

🤣🤣🤣 it’s a slow craft.

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"Being called cute 🤷‍♂️🤣 it happens daily... people mean well but i'm not physically the friendly looking type am I.. smile aside 🤣 x

Hello cutie "

Well obviously you get a pass 😜😘

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Lancashire


"All the diseased looking winky pics I am subjected to like I am a doctor on embarrassing bodies "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"Biggest pet peeve on fab is the distinct and persistent lack of hand made woolly socks with lobster patterns on them 🦞 😉

🤣🤣🤣 it’s a slow craft. "

I have poor circulation.. help me please 🙏

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By *tannersMan
6 weeks ago

stanley


"All the diseased looking winky pics I am subjected to like I am a doctor on embarrassing bodies "

Do you respond with a diagnosis?

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By *ew2buryMan
6 weeks ago

Newbury

Baths.

Oh fab pet hates, not what my fantastic pet dislikes.

People trying to be funny on threads.

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By *tannersMan
6 weeks ago

stanley


"Biggest pet peeve on fab is the distinct and persistent lack of hand made woolly socks with lobster patterns on them 🦞 😉

🤣🤣🤣 it’s a slow craft. "

You should open the Lobster Sock Uni 😁

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By *herrybakewellCouple
6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

People that obviously want different things, but still message.

Then act shocked when we suggest we want different things.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Chester

When you read their message but don't reply and within a nano second they message you again saying "not for you?"

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
6 weeks ago

South glos


"All the diseased looking winky pics I am subjected to like I am a doctor on embarrassing bodies

Do you respond with a diagnosis?"

Yes, the cure is usually to put some muller light on it or stop wanking

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By *iltsguy38Man
6 weeks ago

swindon


"All the diseased looking winky pics I am subjected to like I am a doctor on embarrassing bodies

Do you respond with a diagnosis?

Yes, the cure is usually to put some muller light on it or stop wanking "

Any particular flavour? Asking for a friend…

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"When you read their message but don't reply and within a nano second they message you again saying "not for you?" "

Not often but i do occasionally get that... hence why i have put why i may not respond on my profile x

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By *ew2buryMan
6 weeks ago

Newbury

People who reply to day-based threads in the wrong day 😂

It's the only way I know what day it is. Stop messing with my head.

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By *nnandElleCouple
6 weeks ago

Brackley

One upmanship in the forums.

And the "hilarious" introduction of cake to every fucking thread, in a desperate attempt to be one of the group.

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
6 weeks ago

South glos


"All the diseased looking winky pics I am subjected to like I am a doctor on embarrassing bodies

Do you respond with a diagnosis?

Yes, the cure is usually to put some muller light on it or stop wanking

Any particular flavour? Asking for a friend…"

I’d avoid the lemon 🍋

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
6 weeks ago

Cheshire


"We were wondering what everyone's pet hates are with fab and the swingers lifestyle in general.

Our biggest pet hate on here is people sending multiple messages without a reply.

Its annoying but funny to see them chatting to themselves. After 5 or 6 they just talk themselves on to the block list.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 weeks ago

Woodley

Mesaages that tell me exactly what they are going to do to me, without knowing what im into or not.

Oh and a big pet hate is that a teleporter hasn't been invented yet...the fab curse is frustrating!

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By *tannersMan
6 weeks ago

stanley


"Mesaages that tell me exactly what they are going to do to me, without knowing what im into or not.

Oh and a big pet hate is that a teleporter hasn't been invented yet...the fab curse is frustrating!

"

I’m gonna take you for a wild ride in my teleporter 😂😂😂

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By *infullyObedientWoman
6 weeks ago

Woodley


"Mesaages that tell me exactly what they are going to do to me, without knowing what im into or not.

Oh and a big pet hate is that a teleporter hasn't been invented yet...the fab curse is frustrating!

I’m gonna take you for a wild ride in my teleporter 😂😂😂"

Not until your better!😜

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By *iltsguy38Man
6 weeks ago

swindon


"All the diseased looking winky pics I am subjected to like I am a doctor on embarrassing bodies

Do you respond with a diagnosis?

Yes, the cure is usually to put some muller light on it or stop wanking

Any particular flavour? Asking for a friend…

I’d avoid the lemon 🍋 "

Sound advice, thank you. I shall pass it on

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Women bombarding me with "Fuck me now" messages. It's gets frustrating at times, especially when I'm at work.

Sorry about that 🙄

It's alright, he just left them unread

Smart arse 🤣🤣🤣

To be fair, I do leave a few messages unread for a few days, then delete them if I'm not interested. I always reply to you though.... don't I?! 😬"

You do 🥵

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By *atch0101Man
6 weeks ago

The wrong place

Ignorance. Bad manners. Lack of understanding.

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By *igBoyJay2021Man
6 weeks ago

london

My extremely annoying and really frustrating pet hate is fake profiles, blank profile pics, no content or bio and their the ones that approach me pretending they are married with a sexy hotwife at home that they want to see me fuck with my big hard cock and I’m no fucking idiot as I know their just time wasters looking for a wank chat by trying to disguise that they are a cuckold in the lifestyle!!! 😆😆

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

When a woman blocks you because you swiped left on a Swipe Left/Right thread.

As if men aren't allowed to be picky or discerning, or even have a prerogative.

Not every hole is a goal.

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By *issaranochickWoman
6 weeks ago

your car


"Being called cute 🤷‍♂️🤣 it happens daily... people mean well but i'm not physically the friendly looking type am I.. smile aside 🤣 x"

Aww u are cute lol

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By *iking_on_a_bikeMan
6 weeks ago

marlborough

Genital closeups

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By *arierWoman
6 weeks ago

birmingham


"Genital closeups"

Agreed

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By *hams123Man
6 weeks ago

London

Fake profiles I guess. Time wasters. People sending hateful messages.

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire Coast


"Messages left unread even though they've logged on several times during the day. Annoys the shit out of me and I'll end up blocking. "

We may not both be together during the day so would want to discuss messages coming in before responding.

Mrs SW

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By *aughtydealcoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Walmer, Deal

Arrange a meet then they ghost you

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By *aughty Hubby n Sexy WifeCouple
6 weeks ago

North Yorkshire Coast


"Messages left unread even though they've logged on several times during the day. Annoys the shit out of me and I'll end up blocking.

We may not both be together during the day so would want to discuss messages coming in before responding.

Mrs SW"

Really pxxs mo off when it takes a week to get back to us. If this is us pass us by because k don’t put up with it

Mr

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Slough

Inconsiderate peeps who throw a hissy fit when they don't get their own way...!

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By *utsackerMan
6 weeks ago

north east

Everybody on the sites cock is bigger than mine

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By *ray_BTWMan
6 weeks ago

Worcester

Dogs in pubs

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"Being called cute 🤷‍♂️🤣 it happens daily... people mean well but i'm not physically the friendly looking type am I.. smile aside 🤣 x

Aww u are cute lol "

That is mean 🤣🤣

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By *INKYLOVE69Couple
6 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Not reading our profile

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman
6 weeks ago

RCT/Cardiff

Friend requests from people I've never spoken to before.

When the lady of the couple messages, we get along great in chat for a while then the inevitable "will you meet me and my man" or "I want to treat my guy to an ffm are you up for that?!"

Literally says in my profile no opposite sex swapping 🙄

I suspect a lot of those couples are actually just dudes.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
5 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Everybody on the sites cock is bigger than mine "

Wrong thread, confessions in in swing lounge! 🤣

Mr 🐺

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By *ixFoot4andBack4MoreMan
5 weeks ago

South Wales


"Everybody on the sites cock is bigger than mine "

I feel so unseen.

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By *olo180Man
5 weeks ago

Greater London


"Being called cute 🤷‍♂️🤣 it happens daily... people mean well but i'm not physically the friendly looking type am I.. smile aside 🤣 x"

Soo cute

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By *olo180Man
5 weeks ago

Greater London


"Messages left unread even though they've logged on several times during the day. Annoys the shit out of me and I'll end up blocking. "

A view into the single guys profile….

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By *pthillMan
5 weeks ago

st shithole

Self adoration

A disgusting trait

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By *inky PerkyCouple
5 weeks ago

Narnia

"fab if you..."

"ask me"

"will fill in later"

"hey"

multiple dick pics

headless torso pics

legs on sun lounger pics

Yeah... I'm one fussy bitch

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By *ame as it ever wasMan
5 weeks ago

manchester

Sick of seeing my ex on here . She was in the admin on our profile before we split . She's a pro at all the camera trickery to hide her tattoos and little discrepancy s. Still know it's her though. Would do when she sends me them before she posts.

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By *G9-49Man
5 weeks ago

Nottingham


"We were wondering what everyone's pet hates are with fab and the swingers lifestyle in general.

Our biggest pet hate on here is people sending multiple messages without a reply.

"

For me it has to be the bloody restraining orders... I find them such a hindrance

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By *hallusPMan
5 weeks ago

felixstowe

When the cat claws the furniture - oh wrong sort of pet hates

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By *xxMandLxxxCouple
5 weeks ago

Southampton

Blank profiles that have been members for 'over a year' but haven't managed a single photo in that time and have 'will fill in later' in the bio.

Total red flag for pic collectors or fakes, instant block.

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By *eyeYCouple
5 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Jeeez soo many!!

I'd be typing for ages and I've got to get her breakfast in bed now.. 😉

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By *igBeardyDanMan
5 weeks ago

Bilston

Pretty much all of the above

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By *ldbikerider6Man
5 weeks ago

Sheffield

Loads of things but I think being blocked after sending a first message.

I know some women get bombarded but if not interested then a delete is fine.

If I message and it's delete I take the hint, if it's read but no reply I might send a second message a few weeks or months later just in case. But just to block it's a bit harsh.

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By *ich male for sweetMan
5 weeks ago

South west

Yes i know ladies n couples need to reply even if a no dont take long lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Being told by someone I'm beautiful when they haven't seen my face.

Or spouting all the shit of what "they" want to do to you sexually again without seeing my face or knowing what I like 🤮

Mrs

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By *issmorganWoman
5 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

All the dick pics that squeeze uninvited in my inbox.

Asking to meet first message, without sending any pics of knowing what I look like.

Not reading my profile.

Messages from men absolutely miles away, be realistic.

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By *earditallWoman
5 weeks ago

Lancaster

My biggest pet hate,is descriptions of what someone is going to so to me in a first message or calling me beautiful and saying they would love to fuck me....when they haven't even seen what I look like.

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
5 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Cut and paste messages.

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By *007ManMan
5 weeks ago

Worthing

Single word opening messages like "hi" or "hey". Here and elsewhere. It never works out well and ends up one way (from me) which I cannot be bothered with.

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
5 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I have another one.

Taking the time to construct an intelligent insightful answer to a question thread only for it to go unacknowledged or commented upon with either agreement or debate.

Barstards all of you. 😉🤣

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By *issmorganWoman
5 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

One that boils my pee - mmmmmmmm in a message.

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By *c12Man
5 weeks ago

South East

you get daily replies wow I get 9 / 10 ignores .... top man haha

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
5 weeks ago

chester

Random friends requests without so much as a message

“Mate, your wife is fit….” or such like- Its pretty clear that the profile is written by me, the female half.

Explicit “what I’m going to do to you” messages, which I should be grateful to go along with

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By *ontyboi76Man
5 weeks ago

Pontypridd

When I get a reply and I take time and effort with messages, it's one word. That and someone wanting to spit on me, yuck.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
5 weeks ago

Doncaster

Threads that move to fast to play properly.

Ones like, " what would you like to do to the person above" or " best pic or physical feature of the person above"

By the time I've gone through the persons profile, written a little something and excitedly pressed the send button. It's almost always too late and I have to delete my message. ☹️

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By *loydyMan
5 weeks ago

British


"We were wondering what everyone's pet hates are with fab and the swingers lifestyle in general.

Our biggest pet hate on here is people sending multiple messages without a reply.

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people who read a message then don't reply. No thanks costs nothing at all its manners

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By *oupleforadventureCouple
5 weeks ago

ipswich


"We were wondering what everyone's pet hates are with fab and the swingers lifestyle in general.

Our biggest pet hate on here is people sending multiple messages without a reply.

people who read a message then don't reply. No thanks costs nothing at all its manners"

People expecting a reply to a boring message

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
5 weeks ago

Leeds

Couples with an invisible man or worse just a penis.

I assume he's ugly why else wouldn't you want to show your other half off?

Mrs

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By *auli4uMan
5 weeks ago

Nearer than you think

A profile text that is as long as the encyclopedia Brittanica and then moan when you don't have time to read it !

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By *avexxMan
5 weeks ago

cheshire

i know im getting on a bit,, daddy no thanks

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By *herrybakewellCouple
5 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Couples with an invisible man or worse just a penis.

I assume he's ugly why else wouldn't you want to show your other half off?

Mrs "

I always assume the same, its so annoying.

Mrs x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
5 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Moaning. Moaning about anything. Like fuck off and moan somewhere else. It’s supposed to be fun.

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
5 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

Fill in later

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By *eekyTattsCoupleCouple
5 weeks ago

Tyne and Wear

That the advanced search doesn't allow you to search on tattoos and piercings.

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By *itty FelouWoman
5 weeks ago

Carlisle

Hi babe, Hi sexy, Hi darling, Hi beautiful, Hi gorgeous......

Being addressed like that really gets on my tits....

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
5 weeks ago

Bot Farm

From a No pic/One dickpic profile:

“Hey Babe. In London this Friday for a business trip. Are you available?

My response:

“I'm not a tourist service. Get a HoHo Bus”

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By *eekyTattsCoupleCouple
5 weeks ago

Tyne and Wear


"Couples with an invisible man or worse just a penis.

I assume he's ugly why else wouldn't you want to show your other half off?

Mrs "

I have pics on friends only but not public, only because I know people locally that use Fab and would recognise my tattoos.

If there were a feature that blocked nearby people from viewing a profile then I'd be up for posting more.

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By *dam1971Man
5 weeks ago

Bedford


"Moaning. Moaning about anything. Like fuck off and moan somewhere else. It’s supposed to be fun. "

Typical moaning post 👎

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By *hickthighs26Woman
5 weeks ago

your hotlist


"Couples with an invisible man or worse just a penis.

I assume he's ugly why else wouldn't you want to show your other half off?

Mrs "

🤣

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By *ick MastersMan
5 weeks ago

Birmingham

“Can I ask a question”

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By * MRS ShyButNotShy MRSCouple
5 weeks ago

Stoke

So many

Can I ask you a question? That is a question

"couples" profile but is just a single male.

I chat rooms saying to my husband I don't know how you are keeping your hand off her

Mr shy is a luck man

Friend invites without even saying hello.

Send you a message that requires and answer. When you do answer they are off line.

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By *F25Man
5 weeks ago

kent

constantly viewing my profile but not saying hi or speaking

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By *ayarMan
5 weeks ago

Wirral

Wink then ignore

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By *heekyPerv01Man
5 weeks ago

your bed (well...soon)

People thinking your life revolves around this website when you don't reply straight away to them

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By *ora the explorerWoman
5 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Moaning. Moaning about anything. Like fuck off and moan somewhere else. It’s supposed to be fun.

Typical moaning post 👎

"

Ha. I only moan in bed Adam

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By *erry 58Man
5 weeks ago

doncaster

Bing called M8

I’m not a motorway

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By * MRS ShyButNotShy MRSCouple
5 weeks ago

Stoke

Somebody who you gave your number to ringing you at 2 in the morning during the week.

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By *dam1971Man
5 weeks ago

Bedford


"Moaning. Moaning about anything. Like fuck off and moan somewhere else. It’s supposed to be fun.

Typical moaning post 👎

Ha. I only moan in bed Adam "

But, but you didn’t with me?

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Probably the ratio between men and woman on FAB, which makes it so so hard to receive a reply from anyone you send a message to, especially when you know they have read your message, even just a thanks but no thanks would be nice. Also due to amount of men on here, woman are so snowed under with messages, your message doesn’t even get read. For some of us men, sending a message is quite a big deal, for other men - they probably don’t actually give a shit.

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By *ature-Gent-73Man
5 weeks ago

NN1

When you take time to message someone having read the profile including any key word, you are polite, don’t include dick pics, don’t automatically friend request them and you don’t even get a “no thanks”

I totally get couples and females get bombarded and can’t reply to everyone and I’ve got used to it now

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By *lack King DomMan
5 weeks ago

London

Biographies that ask for and demand respetful two way communication but convos go unanswered, one word answers or deleted entirely

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Profiles full of trophy pics showing a minute part of the guy and 90% of whom he's hanging out of.

People who ignore the rules of a thread to scream for attention from the single female who posted 20 persons above.

Tgirls using AI to improve their pics

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
5 weeks ago

Bot Farm


"Moaning. Moaning about anything. Like fuck off and moan somewhere else. It’s supposed to be fun.

Typical moaning post 👎

Ha. I only moan in bed Adam "

Hahaha best answer

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By *ilffadMan
5 weeks ago

swansea

Attention seeking posts, the word ick, toilet pictures, self appointed FAB police

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
5 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

People who clearly haven’t read our profile.

Fakes who clearly just after a wank or pic hunting.

People late at night or even in the daytime expecting same day meet when never even spoken a word to each other !

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By *oelMan
5 weeks ago

Midlands, London, Brussels


"We were wondering what everyone's pet hates are with fab and the swingers lifestyle in general.

Our biggest pet hate on here is people sending multiple messages without a reply.

"

Biggest pet hate is the systemic issue behind your pet hate

The massive number of men to couples and women, the imbalance

which results in couples and women getting too many messages, and results in more men to send messages without resp

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By *herrybakewellCouple
5 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Being asked to explain our preferences.

*waves fist!!!

Mr.

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By *xx0123Man
5 weeks ago

nottingham

The lack of love for the wink function on here - surely it is the best way to show someone you are interested - get some feedback if they are interested to then strike up a conversation……. So many profiles stress the need for a long/detailed /personal first message… and then don’t even open them 🤷‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Another one here whose peeve is that When you take time to message someone having read the profile, replied politely and neutrally, including any key words, don’t include dick pics, don’t automatically friend request them, and follow any and all other rules set out.

Yet the message is either never read, or if read never replied to, and in either case your profile is rarely even looked at, so they don't even know who they are being down right rude to when ignoring.

I totally get couples and females get bombarded, compared to guys. however it only takes 5 to 7 seconds to type;

"Thank you for the message, but I'm not interested"

No one has such a busy life they cannot afford to spend such a minute amount of time in being polite and replying to a message, and that's again, without even looking at profiles.

Yes it takes a bit longer to look through a profile and then reply you are not interested

But still less than half an hour to reply to 100 plus messages.

That's absolutely no time at all.

Anyway, rant over, I know nothing will ever change but cleared the air 🤣

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By *egnMaxCouple
5 weeks ago

East Midlands

‘Hi’ and ‘Hey’ messages.

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By * MRS ShyButNotShy MRSCouple
5 weeks ago

Stoke

When I had my single female account I was getting over 1000 messages. This isn't a job that we get paid to do. As nasty as it sounds we don't owe anybody a reply. If I was to respond to every message it's all I would do on here. Tbf Mr shy did reply to about 90% of them

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By *ike341Man
5 weeks ago

Midlands

Closeup pussy pic that looks like a mangled mess!!!

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
5 weeks ago

Newry

Threads from single men looking to swap wife/gf photos, or their knickers, or to talk about them with other men.

Single men who send photos to me of themselves balls deep in another woman.

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By *aughtynice78Man
5 weeks ago

Telford

Pushy multi-message people...

"Hi"

"HELLO?"

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By *edonistSeekerMan
5 weeks ago

Worcester

Massively long profiles that take ten minutes to read and then trying to remember all the criteria listed

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
5 weeks ago

Leeds


"Couples with an invisible man or worse just a penis.

I assume he's ugly why else wouldn't you want to show your other half off?

Mrs

I have pics on friends only but not public, only because I know people locally that use Fab and would recognise my tattoos.

If there were a feature that blocked nearby people from viewing a profile then I'd be up for posting more."

Edit them, blur them, remove them from the pics 🤷🏻

Mrs

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By *herrybakewellCouple
5 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Threads from single men looking to swap wife/gf photos, or their knickers, or to talk about them with other men.

Single men who send photos to me of themselves balls deep in another woman. "

We also hate this. It's exactly why we don't allow pictures or videos.

Mrs. X

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By *ew2buryMan
5 weeks ago

Newbury


"‘Hi’ and ‘Hey’ messages.

"
👋🏼

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By *ull of PuddinWoman
5 weeks ago

isle of munters

Fab pet hate...too many

But I'll go with

OP starts a thread. Someone replies but makes it all about them then replies to posts that are clearly for the OP, then the thread starts to derail leaving the OP left out.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
5 weeks ago

North West


"All the diseased looking winky pics I am subjected to like I am a doctor on embarrassing bodies "

Sorry. Thought I'd be different and post a green looking cock. Whoops

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By *obilebottomMan
5 weeks ago

All over

'Free now?' messages. Expecting to be there within the next 15 mins

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By *exxyyDy11Man
5 weeks ago

North West

Moaning. So there's a lady on the local updates tab. And whenever I check. She's always moaning and whinging on her statuses about how men are pigs, how no one reads bios etc etc. Same old status everytime. I just think to myself, I don't think this place is for you.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
5 weeks ago

Didcot

Getting offers from guys who according to their profile, are straight.

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By *Ike and TrixabellababyCouple
5 weeks ago

Rochdale

Taking 4 days to reply.

Pretending you're the only girl they like.

Dick pics as a first message

Asking to meet after 2 messages

The list goes on 🤣

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By *ourpornfixMan
4 weeks ago

East Cheshire

People who send unsolicited face pics then get huffy if you don't send one back.

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By *eyeYCouple
4 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Too many to list, however they are extremely good filters and block inducing factors 😉😘

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 24/03/26 15:20:52]

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By *ifelover999Man
4 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Unwanted boob pics 🤪🤪🤪

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By *peedyGMan
4 weeks ago

Telford


"Being prejudged because I choose not to accommodate, I'm automatically married or cheating. Angers me no end. "

Yes totally agree with this.

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By *ifelover999Man
4 weeks ago

Eastbourne


"Being prejudged because I choose not to accommodate, I'm automatically married or cheating. Angers me no end.

Yes totally agree with this."

Agreed i mean its not like its a home with kids in

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By *tlanshiaWoman
4 weeks ago

Chatham

Dick pics with an introduction message, espically when they don't send a face pic.

Multiple messages. I'm not talking two, sometimes we forget to add a point and add it before we forget. But 6, espically the "???"

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
4 weeks ago

Bristol


"Being prejudged because I choose not to accommodate, I'm automatically married or cheating. Angers me no end.

Yes totally agree with this."

Seconded

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By *acavityMan
4 weeks ago

Redditch

Profiles with virtually no information. No pictures, no details about themselves or what they are looking for.

People who humble brag about deleting hundreds of messages. Learn to use filters and be proactive about finding the needle, by blocking the haystack.

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By *reetoexplore1Man
4 weeks ago

everywhere

Setting up a meet with someone and then at the time of the meet they ghost.. dudes keep asking to suck me off.. rude people.

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Motherwell

Meet immediately requests.

Not reading my profile.

Mx 😈

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By *ABflirtyWoman
4 weeks ago

Norfolk

Fake profiles. Fake pics of bi woman and 9 times out of 10 it’s a man lol . What they get out of doing that god only knows . As I can now spot a mile away a fake .

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By *azzabiguyMan
4 weeks ago

Longton


"Messages that say “hi” then nothing else "
yes I usually ignore them as I think ok you've made no effort whatsoever in trying to engage in a conversation.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
4 weeks ago

Always on the move

Passive aggressive profiles and responses

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By *azzabiguyMan
4 weeks ago

Longton


"Passive aggressive profiles and responses "
why the need for it.

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By *azzabiguyMan
4 weeks ago

Longton


"Another one here whose peeve is that When you take time to message someone having read the profile, replied politely and neutrally, including any key words, don’t include dick pics, don’t automatically friend request them, and follow any and all other rules set out.

Yet the message is either never read, or if read never replied to, and in either case your profile is rarely even looked at, so they don't even know who they are being down right rude to when ignoring.

I totally get couples and females get bombarded, compared to guys. however it only takes 5 to 7 seconds to type;

"Thank you for the message, but I'm not interested"

No one has such a busy life they cannot afford to spend such a minute amount of time in being polite and replying to a message, and that's again, without even looking at profiles.

Yes it takes a bit longer to look through a profile and then reply you are not interested

But still less than half an hour to reply to 100 plus messages.

That's absolutely no time at all.

Anyway, rant over, I know nothing will ever change but cleared the air 🤣"

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By *a LunaWoman
4 weeks ago

Wales

The sexual competitiveness.

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By *hilly1515Man
4 weeks ago

when somebody puts a toast crumb ridden knife... into the lovely fresh clean butter... and then you get butter contaminated with the crumbs... especially Especially when there is a flaming big roll of kitchen toll rite there.... starting at them on the canteen... worktop.

and while I am on a roll why can't they just clean the coffee tea and sugar spills up also I stead of just leaving it to form into a sticky caustic ... goo

ah I see that said fab pet hates not fav.

And another one is people who don't faffing read things properly ...

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
4 weeks ago

belfast

People who whinge about not getting replies despite their well thought out messages.

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
4 weeks ago

belfast

People who think theyre funny and ruin topics by replying with something that in their head was funy.

It very rarely is.

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago


"...how judgemental some can be when others don't fit 'their' perception of how this life should be lived. There's a thousand different ways; just accept some might not align with yours and let them be happy!"

Agree

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By *hilly1515Man
4 weeks ago


"People who think theyre funny and ruin topics by replying with something that in their head was funy.

It very rarely is."

I know boils my piss that does .. you too I guess

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By *ike341Man
4 weeks ago

Midlands

I dislike the 2's thinking they're 10's

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By *eniaCoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

LIVE NEAR BENIDORM, SPAIN

Not reading our profile!

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By *akat158Couple
4 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

We're finding it quite frustrating when you've been exchanging messages with someone, it seems to be going well and then they delete the thread and never respond again.

Or the ones where we send a face pic and then they immediately stop responding.

It just seems courteous to at least say that we're not their type but thanks anyway or something.

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