FabSwingers.com forum: 🌼 Profile synopsis 🌼

By *obilebottom OP Man
8 weeks ago

All over

This has been popular in the past and a good way to read and find a bit more about someone, especially as people often say nobody reads profiles and there are quite a few new people here too that may want to introduce themselves or have a little synopsis presented by someone else.

So let's go for it. Say you are in and let others on the thread read your profile and post here a little synopsis of it (otherwise a very short summary of it, just a line or two, not a critique).

You can even do one for your own if you like. Introduce yourself so to speak.

It is a bit of fun. Humour is ok, being unkind is not though. Of course I am in too.

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hmmm…..rather non committal.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

I'll be in 😁

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By *obilebottom OP Man
8 weeks ago

All over

"Hmmm…..rather non committal. "

That is your auto synopsis, one assumes?

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By *mready67Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’m in, I need to rewrite my profile anyway

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By *ay9971Man
8 weeks ago

Rochdale

I’m in too

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

I will be in and come back as I'm shit at mutli tasking

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By *yparamourMan
8 weeks ago

Hastings

I'm in

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Hmmm…..rather non committal.

That is your auto synopsis, one assumes? "

Yeah, me.

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By *ystery2Couple
8 weeks ago

Preston

We're in

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

MobileBottom

Have bottom, will travel 💜

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

Good luck with mine

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By *yparamourMan
8 weeks ago

Hastings

PreyToTheFairies:

How's this message filter for you?

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By * D 777Man
8 weeks ago

bathgate

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By *obilebottom OP Man
8 weeks ago

All over

This seems to be going one way and that is to the bin. Length or girth anyone?

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Seductive secrets the wank interrupter,looking for those made sugar and spice and all things nice.

More a Richmonds fan than a princes no bellends or traffic cones in sight.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Go on then do your worst..

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By *arc PolarisMan
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

Good luck with mine 😂

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By *ex HolesMan
8 weeks ago

Up North

My holes are big, spunk on my tits

#youknowwhoyouare

🍆💦

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By *onko the SaneMan
8 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Go on then

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
8 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm in too

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By *urvymilf2025Couple
8 weeks ago

The west mids

Go ahead! Xx

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West

I'm in too

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By *rchie300Man
8 weeks ago

Hamworthy

I’m in too

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

I’m in too

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

I'm in for a little while

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

_rchie300

Hi, come and let's have a chat then sit on my face while I pleasure you 😉

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm in.

And Cyprus Dream - apparently lives in a Cyprus Tree as she gets the early morning sun and loves a dick pic. I might have gotten this slightly mangled.

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By *hisIsMe58Man
8 weeks ago

Winchester

I'm in, would definitely like feedback.

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

SexxyyDy11

I've got a sexy body, let's sit and read for a while, maybe about Chemistry. I'm not a donkey dick but I'll give you sensual sex with lots of kisses and cuddles to take the stress away.

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By *onko the SaneMan
8 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Wonder who'll take me on

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

Marc Polaris

I know exactly what I want and don't bother trying to convince me otherwise.

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
8 weeks ago

Midlands

Marc Polaris

Selective, strong minded and emotionally tuned.

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

Wonko the Sane

Scientifically proven correct

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

"I'm in.

And Cyprus Dream - apparently lives in a Cyprus Tree as she gets the early morning sun and loves a dick pic. I might have gotten this slightly mangled.

🤣🤣 love this, made me giggle 🤣

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By *rchie300Man
8 weeks ago

Hamworthy

"_rchie300

Hi, come and let's have a chat then sit on my face while I pleasure you 😉"
…. Hahaha I’d enjoy that but I’m quite traditional…. I insist on you sitting on my face first ❤️🥵🥵

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

"_rchie300

Hi, come and let's have a chat then sit on my face while I pleasure you 😉 …. Hahaha I’d enjoy that but I’m quite traditional…. I insist on you sitting on my face first ❤️🥵🥵"

🤣🤣 that was your Profile synopsis not an invitation 🤣🤣 Although .....🤔

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By *anderingArtistMan
8 weeks ago

an abstract world

Great idea OP, this sounds fun! I'm in and I'll have a peruse through some profiles

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By *anderingArtistMan
8 weeks ago

an abstract world

"Good luck with mine

Direct, loves a song lyric, hates a willy wanged her way, only buys branded bangers

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
8 weeks ago

Midlands

SexxyyDy11

Confident and self assured

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By *cotsRugbyBuffMan
8 weeks ago

Secret

I’d love to know how mine comes across, I’m in

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By *rchie300Man
8 weeks ago

Hamworthy

"_rchie300

Hi, come and let's have a chat then sit on my face while I pleasure you 😉 …. Hahaha I’d enjoy that but I’m quite traditional…. I insist on you sitting on my face first ❤️🥵🥵

🤣🤣 that was your Profile synopsis not an invitation 🤣🤣 Although .....🤔"
ogh 🙈….. I’m so bad at reading thread titles … and I did think it was an invite …. That would’ve worked on me 😂😂😂😂😂

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
8 weeks ago

Midlands

_yprusdream

Blue eyed lady who is direct open honest and has no time for BS.

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

"_rchie300

Hi, come and let's have a chat then sit on my face while I pleasure you 😉 …. Hahaha I’d enjoy that but I’m quite traditional…. I insist on you sitting on my face first ❤️🥵🥵

🤣🤣 that was your Profile synopsis not an invitation 🤣🤣 Although .....🤔ogh 🙈….. I’m so bad at reading thread titles … and I did think it was an invite …. That would’ve worked on me 😂😂😂😂😂"

Hmm interesting 🤔..... 🤣🤣

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By *tannersMan
8 weeks ago

stanley

Ok I’m in

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

"_yprusdream

Blue eyed lady who is direct open honest and has no time for BS. "

Thank you, spot on 😘

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By *anderingArtistMan
8 weeks ago

an abstract world

"Go on then do your worst.."

She's prey & a pyromaniac who's after a dancing gamer. Not averse to burying you slowly but she will do a fantastic job of it

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West

Inquisitive Lady

Intelligent, confident and has an aura about her

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
8 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Go on then do me 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ineteen89Man
8 weeks ago

Swindon

I really misread this title - I thought it said “prolapse symptoms”.

I… don’t know why I would have opened a thread titled that…

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
8 weeks ago

Midlands

"Inquisitive Lady

Intelligent, confident and has an aura about her "

Thank you

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

In x

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By *couseBaldyMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

i'm In

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By *tannersMan
8 weeks ago

stanley

Cyprusdream

Ex pat northern lass, likes a flirt, has an extensive lingerie collection and enjoys morning radio with a bit of “zig a zig ah”.

Cheeky smile hides a deep resilience and fierce independence, you’ll only get once chance, blow it and you’re history.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I really misread this title - I thought it said “prolapse symptoms”.

I… don’t know why I would have opened a thread titled that…"

🤣🤣

That’s brilliant!

Nineteen89 has an infectious smile and very well placed googly eyes 😘

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By *ittlebirdWoman
8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Oh I’m in by the way 😘

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By *effdelightMan
8 weeks ago

Grimsby

I'm in 😁

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm still in

and Jeff Delight

Wants to fuck animal from the Muppets or dress as animal from the Muppets and fuck or something. There's definitely something about an animal in there

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By *rectus HumongusMan
8 weeks ago

Dark side of ths moon

Not sure if I am missing the point but is not your individual profile if read properly enough?

As I say I maybe missing something.

Verifications are someone who had met the person the same thing.

I ignore any profiles have webcam veris only, as they cannot convey how the people are.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
8 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I think it's supposed to be humorous

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
8 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

Go for it, anything to help?

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By *ordermanreturnsMan
8 weeks ago

Llangollen

Go on .

One is in

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

I will have another nosey through x

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By *arc PolarisMan
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Marc Polaris

I know exactly what I want and don't bother trying to convince me otherwise."

Pretty much. I'm far too old to settle for anything less

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By *arc PolarisMan
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Marc Polaris

Selective, strong minded and emotionally tuned.

I think you have read my profile well

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

"Cyprusdream

Ex pat northern lass, likes a flirt, has an extensive lingerie collection and enjoys morning radio with a bit of “zig a zig ah”.

Cheeky smile hides a deep resilience and fierce independence, you’ll only get once chance, blow it and you’re history."

Oh Stanners you know me so well

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By *ambo116Man
8 weeks ago

Winkleigh

I'm in

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By *anctionedSecretsCouple
8 weeks ago

S. Northants

We're in.

We have asked AI to summarise ours in 3 lines. This is what we got...

"Long-married couple with a unique dynamic where the wife enjoys watching the husband connect with other women, built on trust, attraction, and mutual consent.

They prioritise genuine connections over casual encounters and value discretion, privacy, and emotional chemistry.

Primarily seeking attractive single women or compatible couples who respect their dynamic and are interested in meaningful, ongoing connections."

Would love to see your take.

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By *tannersMan
8 weeks ago

stanley

"Cyprusdream

Ex pat northern lass, likes a flirt, has an extensive lingerie collection and enjoys morning radio with a bit of “zig a zig ah”.

Cheeky smile hides a deep resilience and fierce independence, you’ll only get once chance, blow it and you’re history.

Oh Stanners you know me so well

I can be quite perceptive, good at clearing cobwebs too 😘

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By *hams123Man
8 weeks ago

London

I'm in. Let's see the damage.

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By *nquisitive LadyWoman
8 weeks ago

Midlands

"Marc Polaris

Selective, strong minded and emotionally tuned.

I think you have read my profile well

You're welcome x

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By *yrealname26234Man
8 weeks ago

Haslemere

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By *allDarkTypeMan
8 weeks ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East

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By *onko the SaneMan
8 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Out now

You had your chance

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

"Cyprusdream

Ex pat northern lass, likes a flirt, has an extensive lingerie collection and enjoys morning radio with a bit of “zig a zig ah”.

Cheeky smile hides a deep resilience and fierce independence, you’ll only get once chance, blow it and you’re history.

Oh Stanners you know me so well

I can be quite perceptive, good at clearing cobwebs too 😘"

🤣🤣 I'll keep that in mind

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By *insBadMan
8 weeks ago

& around

Would love some positive or not so positive or whatever the case maybe feed back on my profile.

I am in 🙋🏻‍♂️

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By *ace400Man
8 weeks ago

my back yard

I’m in

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By *ulsaKinggMan
8 weeks ago

birmingham

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By *ex HolesMan
8 weeks ago

Up North

Likes to do their ‘business’ on glass coffee tables

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By *cottish guy 555Man
8 weeks ago

London

"I will have another nosey through x"

You really are nosey.

I'm in.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
8 weeks ago

London

"Out now

You had your chance "

Someone provided a succinct synopsis for you already. Did you see it?

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By *atinaChica54Woman
8 weeks ago

Marlborough

I'm in for the craic!

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

"Likes to do their ‘business’ on glass coffee tables "

Cheers Rex that thought just put me off my coffee

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By *olby000Man
8 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"Cyprusdream

Ex pat northern lass, likes a flirt, has an extensive lingerie collection and enjoys morning radio with a bit of “zig a zig ah”.

Cheeky smile hides a deep resilience and fierce independence, you’ll only get once chance, blow it and you’re history."

Might have blown that chance 😳

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By *EAT..85Woman
8 weeks ago

Nottingham

In for a penny in for a synopsis 😉

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By *dam1971Man
8 weeks ago

Bedford

"In for a penny in for a synopsis 😉"

Seems clear about what she wants. I skimmed most of it, but probably sending cock pictures is what she’s after

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