FabSwingers.com forum: Aldi names

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I love the sailing close to the wind names Aldi comes up with for products which are Definitely Not similar to other brands. Cuthbert the caterpillar is a legend!

So what’s the Aldi version of your fab name?

I’m starting with NipNipTwizzler.

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bumping Mrs NipNipTwizzler so she doesn’t feel lonely.

Mr NNT

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By *onnie 90Woman
15 weeks ago

Leeds

Sharon 90 (or thereabouts).

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By *arc PolarisMan
15 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'm not very good at this but I would guess Marc Polestar or Polster

🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
15 weeks ago

Tamworth

Scarlet Tulip.

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By *earditallWoman
15 weeks ago

Lancaster

Heardthelot

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By *onin25Man
15 weeks ago

Durham

JapaneseMercenary25

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By *fffunCouple
15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

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By *fffunCouple
15 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Stuffy muffin

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By *ny1localMan
15 weeks ago

READING

Noonenear

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By *vaRoseWoman
15 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

AvaPrimrose

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By *moothdickMan
15 weeks ago

stoke

Unwrinkled schlong

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By *ools and the brainCouple
15 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

In finest Aldi tradition will the new named version be better than that actual original 😁

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

Central

SofiaSmut

. Buy 1, get several free

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By *xhib12Man
15 weeks ago

Somewhere

Introvert 11

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By *olfiMan
15 weeks ago

Leeds

Doggy

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
15 weeks ago

Round the bend

Couple of dogs

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By *he National ThrustMan
15 weeks ago

Out standing in my field, Sussex

The Notional Thrush

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
15 weeks ago

Leeds

Days of the tea table.

The mr

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
15 weeks ago

London

Shims321

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By *hisIsMe58Man
15 weeks ago

Winchester

ThisIsn'tMe58

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
15 weeks ago

Benedict Cumberbatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Neversoft

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

East Sussex

They'll do pair

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
15 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

Missy Amour

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
15 weeks ago

Devon

FunkyHugga

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By *orphia2003Woman
15 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Opiate.

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By *zeroMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

Jzero

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
15 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

The potato croquette 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

“ Thrush in the Bush” ..

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By *eyond PurityCouple
15 weeks ago

East Lincs

Within innocence

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By *rSuave88Man
15 weeks ago

Mirfield

MrSimple89

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
15 weeks ago

Round the bend

"FunkyHugga"

I like it!

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By *oeBeansMan
15 weeks ago

Derby

JohnBranston

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

ExploringCelticDude

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By *ensuallover1000Man
15 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

CarnalPartner100

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bumping this, will be back later to giggle

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
15 weeks ago

Worcestershire

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Just a tosser

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By *ife NinjaMan
15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Cowdenbeath Darkarts 🤓🥷

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By *eather100Man
15 weeks ago

Barrow-in-Furness

Yes the best toffee, you can buy.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
15 weeks ago

Woodley

NaughtyBehaves

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By *ookies_CNLsocialWoman
15 weeks ago

london

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By *hat.coupleCouple
15 weeks ago

Kent

Those 2" or "the pair"

Mrs x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
15 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

WattyAndMince

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
15 weeks ago

North West

TrulyDelicious

Or maybe something totally unrelated like Wanna Bang but the hair colour and underwear would be remarkably similar to mine 🤣

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Unwrinkled schlong "

Pahahaha! Extra points for the use of the word schlong

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

" The Notional Thrush"

Sexy.

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By *r.ZeusMan
15 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Dr. Bolt

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The potato croquette 😂"

You mean that’s not your name already?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
15 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"TrulyDelicious

Or maybe something totally unrelated like Wanna Bang but the hair colour and underwear would be remarkably similar to mine 🤣"

Yeah. The same pictures with slight colour change

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By *moothdickMan
15 weeks ago

stoke

"Unwrinkled schlong

Pahahaha! Extra points for the use of the word schlong

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By *nnCeeWoman
15 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

EmSee

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By *ecky and justCouple
15 weeks ago

Godalming

Bucky & Jest…

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By *orny PTMan
15 weeks ago

Peterborough

Porny heat

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
15 weeks ago

Merseyside

Tonic and Gin

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By *eaviewsMan
15 weeks ago

Wales/Cheshire

Oxytocin Hit 'n' Miss???

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
15 weeks ago

London

"Oxytocin Hit 'n' Miss???"

Dopamine Shot?

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By *eaviewsMan
15 weeks ago

Wales/Cheshire

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By *atpurrWoman
15 weeks ago

Kent

Catmoan

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
15 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"The potato croquette 😂

You mean that’s not your name already?"

Only for those I'm intimate with 😉😂

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By *eaviewsMan
15 weeks ago

Wales/Cheshire

"Oxytocin Hit 'n' Miss???

Dopamine Shot?"

I'll take it, good shout!

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By *coobyABCMan
15 weeks ago

Aberdeen

ScrappyXYZ

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
15 weeks ago

Willenhall

Supersonic_Scrummie

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Sitandsmoother

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By *atinaChica54Woman
15 weeks ago

Marlborough

SpanishBird

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By *onnachakeaneMan
15 weeks ago

Dundrum

El Don Beam

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By *ornucopiaMan
15 weeks ago

Bexley

Harvestucopia

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Contradiction_17

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By *allSmallMan
15 weeks ago

South East

Over 6 foot, under 6 inches

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By *hinstrapMan
15 weeks ago

sheffield

Headcase

seems fitting

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By *ild_oatsMan
15 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Untamed_Barley

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