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"After many, many fab years. It’s time to retire my foof, and get away from this forum. It’s become a horrible place to be of late. There’s some nasty cunts about, and Admin/Mods do fuck all about it. What’s the point of the report function when there’s no real punishment. " Bye careful of the door on your way out | |||
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"Dooooon't goooooooooo 🫳🫴 Too late 😪 " See its your fault 😂 | |||
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"Who was it? X" Fuck knows | |||
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"Who was it? X Fuck knows" 🤷♀️😂😂 | |||
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"Batman or something 🤷🏻♂️" Oh fuck, it wasnt you? 😂😂 | |||
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"Not a clue. They were toooo fast" Love your outfit in your pfp x | |||
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"Not a clue. They were toooo fast Love your outfit in your pfp x" Thanks oh not me 😂 | |||
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"Should we do a head count? All still here say AYE!" No, be quiet. You will make more leave 😂 | |||
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"Not a clue. They were toooo fast Love your outfit in your pfp x" Why thank you 😊 this ole thing! 😉 | |||
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"Not a clue. They were toooo fast Love your outfit in your pfp x Thanks oh not me 😂" The black banner really sets off your eyes in your pfp x 😂 | |||
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"Not a clue. They were toooo fast Love your outfit in your pfp x Thanks oh not me 😂 The black banner really sets off your eyes in your pfp x 😂" aww thanks, it means a lot 😂 | |||
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"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t. [Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure] Not over there I think. " he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂 | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?" Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please?" A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you | |||
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"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t. [Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure] Not over there I think. he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂" I sense the OP was a she. | |||
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"Should we do a head count? All still here say AYE!" Aye ! | |||
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"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t. [Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure] Not over there I think. he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂 I sense the OP was a she. " I dunno | |||
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"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t. [Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure] Not over there I think. he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂 I sense the OP was a she. " The use of the word foof would suggest that | |||
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"Should we do a head count? All still here say AYE! Aye !" Aye x 👋 | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you" You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off | |||
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"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t. [Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure] Not over there I think. he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂 I sense the OP was a she. " Is that because of the good grammar and sentence construction or the use of foof? | |||
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"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t. [Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure] Not over there I think. he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂 I sense the OP was a she. The use of the word foof would suggest that " Yes that was my first clue. My second was a man would STAY for the nasty cunts not leave. | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep" Oops too late, that ship sailed in 2024 | |||
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"well i missed that" We all did. They hit unlos about ten seconds after posting | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep" Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery | |||
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"well i missed that" yeah you should have seen what they said about you. MY GOD!! | |||
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"I hope OP is ok now, being wherever it is where all the nasty cunts aren’t. [Glow squints looking into the distance, trying to discern the credentials of a distant figure] Not over there I think. he said it was cos somebody didnt glow enough at him, it all makes sense now 😂 I sense the OP was a she. The use of the word foof would suggest that Yes that was my first clue. My second was a man would STAY for the nasty cunts not leave. " ha ha ha so true | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery " Who are you? | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything?" Ben and Jerry ice cream please. | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Ben and Jerry ice cream please. " Flavour? | |||
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"I've not personally had any nastiness from the forums shame some have. He didn't take Robin with him did he?" No I am still here | |||
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"Well to be honest I dont think there are any nasty cunts on the forums. A few twats but they are easily ignored" Well I take that personally 😂 | |||
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"I've not personally had any nastiness from the forums shame some have. He didn't take Robin with him did he? No I am still here" How about Spiderman? Ironman? Are they still okay? Maybe check in on the Hulk too. | |||
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"Ok now I’ve demonstrated my detective credentials can I have Benedict cumberbatch now? "No | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery Who are you?" And just like that. Discarded. 😔 | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery Who are you? And just like that. Discarded. 😔" Awww there there  | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery Who are you? And just like that. Discarded. 😔 Awww there there "dont pander to him, he just wants a cut | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery Who are you? And just like that. Discarded. 😔 Awww there there
dont pander to him, he just wants a cut"🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll buy a few rounds. And snacks | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery Who are you? And just like that. Discarded. 😔 Awww there there
dont pander to him, he just wants a cut
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll buy a few rounds. And snacks"Snacks? Now we are all winners  | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery Who are you? And just like that. Discarded. 😔 Awww there there
dont pander to him, he just wants a cut"A cut of what ?? 🤣 | |||
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"Ok now I’ve demonstrated my detective credentials can I have Benedict cumberbatch now?
No"Yes😵💫 | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery Who are you? And just like that. Discarded. 😔 Awww there there
dont pander to him, he just wants a cut
A cut of what ?? 🤣"I dunno 😂 | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery Who are you? And just like that. Discarded. 😔 Awww there there
dont pander to him, he just wants a cut
A cut of what ?? 🤣
I dunno 😂"That's no help 🤣 maybe a haircut?? | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Can you get me a tub of coleslaw and chocolate hob nobs please? A lottery ticket and a curry chip 🍟 😋 Please and thank you You're so polite, it wasnt you that made them fuck off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop before I get a bad rep Just remember us mere mortals when you win the lottery Who are you? And just like that. Discarded. 😔 Awww there there
dont pander to him, he just wants a cut
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I dunno 😂"That's no help 🤣 maybe a haircut?? | |||
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"Who was it? X" It wasn't me...😂😂 | |||
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"I’m still here, sorry everyone. 👋 Whoever the OP was I hope they’re ok. This place can get on your tits at times." Prefer cum on my tits | |||
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"Who was it? X It wasn't me...😂😂" Great. Got a shaggy earworm now x 😂😂 | |||
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"Bye careful of the door on your way out" • Is that necessary? Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder. https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605 | |||
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"Bye careful of the door on your way out • Is that necessary? Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder. https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605" What? It was a joke Why so serious | |||
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"Bye careful of the door on your way out • Is that necessary? Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder. https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605" … the fab archives ♥️ | |||
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"Bye careful of the door on your way out • Is that necessary? Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder. https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605 … the fab archives ♥️" The archives of earlier today 🫠 | |||
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"It's bugging me now. She says shes been here for many years so it should be a well known name" Someone she was friends with may enlighten us. People take the piss when someone says they're leaving and don't go immediately. At least they aren't left scratching their heads when someone says bye and deletes immediately. | |||
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"Bye careful of the door on your way out • Is that necessary? Remind yourself of this link. Bookmark it. Tattoo it on your hand as a gentle reminder. https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1755605 … the fab archives ♥️ The archives of earlier today 🫠" 🤣🤣 Even better 😘😘 I didn’t look at the date | |||
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"I have checked my friends/hotlists and (apart from a recent UNLOS who snuck out the back door quietly) All present and correct 😁" Very thorough. Busy day then? 😉 | |||
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"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe " I dont get conversation so making people feel safe isnt an issue for me  | |||
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"I have checked my friends/hotlists and (apart from a recent UNLOS who snuck out the back door quietly) All present and correct 😁 Very thorough. Busy day then? 😉" Ive been spectacularly unproductive today..seriously award winning levels of procrastination and distraction 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Its sad when someone feels miserable enough they have to leave. So before people make a smart arsed comment, maybe take a second to engage your brain before your fingers. " Amen. | |||
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"I’m still here, sorry everyone. 👋 Whoever the OP was I hope they’re ok. This place can get on your tits at times." I'd love to get on them 🤓🥷 | |||
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"I have checked my friends/hotlists and (apart from a recent UNLOS who snuck out the back door quietly) All present and correct 😁 Very thorough. Busy day then? 😉 Ive been spectacularly unproductive today..seriously award winning levels of procrastination and distraction 🤣🤣" Did you have plenty of ladywanks? | |||
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"Who was it? X" Admin. We're on our own from here on in. | |||
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"Who was it? X Admin. We're on our own from here on in." The Purge springs to mind….  | |||
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"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe I dont get conversation so making people feel safe isnt an issue for me "You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting Maybe its the messages you send? | |||
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"It's bugging me now. She says shes been here for many years so it should be a well known name" It’s possible those might be fab years and using the same measuring standards as most menfolk. | |||
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"It's bugging me now. She says shes been here for many years so it should be a well known name It’s possible those might be fab years and using the same measuring standards as most menfolk." Centimetres, inches.....they're the same, right? 🤭🤓🥷 | |||
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"I have checked my friends/hotlists and (apart from a recent UNLOS who snuck out the back door quietly) All present and correct 😁 Very thorough. Busy day then? 😉 Ive been spectacularly unproductive today..seriously award winning levels of procrastination and distraction 🤣🤣 Did you have plenty of ladywanks? " Only one...i was even unproductive at that 🤪 | |||
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"It's bugging me now. She says shes been here for many years so it should be a well known name It’s possible those might be fab years and using the same measuring standards as most menfolk. Centimetres, inches.....they're the same, right? 🤭🤓🥷" It’s just a number. | |||
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"I have checked my friends/hotlists and (apart from a recent UNLOS who snuck out the back door quietly) All present and correct 😁 Very thorough. Busy day then? 😉 Ive been spectacularly unproductive today..seriously award winning levels of procrastination and distraction 🤣🤣 Did you have plenty of ladywanks? Only one...i was even unproductive at that 🤪" 1 is enough 😘 | |||
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"It's bugging me now. She says shes been here for many years so it should be a well known name It’s possible those might be fab years and using the same measuring standards as most menfolk. Centimetres, inches.....they're the same, right? 🤭🤓🥷 It’s just a number." There's a thread in that... "Length is just a number" 🌈 | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Ben and Jerry ice cream please. Flavour?" Netflix n Chill please. It’s been that long, I’m not even sure if they make it! | |||
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"Who was it? X It wasn't me...😂😂 Great. Got a shaggy earworm now x 😂😂" Sorry..... | |||
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"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well. "Hath he borne you on his back a thousand times? Or wasn't he gay? 🌈 | |||
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"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔 " The Feloofian Fields... | |||
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"Me too. I'm off also. Off to get some shopping. Anyone need anything? Ben and Jerry ice cream please. Flavour? Netflix n Chill please. It’s been that long, I’m not even sure if they make it! " I'll ask for you 😃😃 | |||
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"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔 The Feloofian Fields..." 10 points 👏 | |||
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"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔 " Turned into fleshlights 🤭🤓🥷 | |||
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"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔 " They elope with odd socks  | |||
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"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔 They elope with odd socks "Sneaky buggers socks 🤓🥷 | |||
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"Where do foofs go when they retire 🤔 " An old foofs home | |||
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"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe I dont get conversation so making people feel safe isnt an issue for me
You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting
Maybe its the messages you send? "The status of woe . It's just boredom. I didnt realise I had cant travel on there to be fair I can, so I can correct that.
My messages might be a bit dull, I dont think so, but its hard to introduce yourself when you dont really know who you are talking to. I dont put in dick pics, im respectful, but its bye the bye because i think most women get 500 messages it rarely gets read anyway.
It's just dull now at least in the past id end up with a conversation for a bit. Im going to use my perv tokens till they run out and then go where ever the foofs go to retire | |||
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"Tbf i get it, it gets exhausting and unhealthy to be confronted with gross conversation and nasty people Its supposed to be a safe environment and not a lot of guys in particular seem to prioritise making people feel safe I dont get conversation so making people feel safe isnt an issue for me
You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting
Maybe its the messages you send?
The status of woe . It's just boredom. I didnt realise I had cant travel on there to be fair I can, so I can correct that.
My messages might be a bit dull, I dont think so, but its hard to introduce yourself when you dont really know who you are talking to. I dont put in dick pics, im respectful, but its bye the bye because i think most women get 500 messages it rarely gets read anyway.
It's just dull now at least in the past id end up with a conversation for a bit. Im going to use my perv tokens till they run out and then go where ever the foofs go to retire"Your profile is your shop window. Make it reflect you and what you’re looking for. Plus what you bring to the party. Trust me.. if someone wants to reply to a message they will. The “too many men” thing… isn’t a thing. Hope this helps 🌈 | |||
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You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting
Maybe its the messages you send?
The status of woe . It's just boredom. I didnt realise I had cant travel on there to be fair I can, so I can correct that.
My messages might be a bit dull, I dont think so, but its hard to introduce yourself when you dont really know who you are talking to. I dont put in dick pics, im respectful, but its bye the bye because i think most women get 500 messages it rarely gets read anyway.
It's just dull now at least in the past id end up with a conversation for a bit. Im going to use my perv tokens till they run out and then go where ever the foofs go to retire
Your profile is your shop window. Make it reflect you and what you’re looking for. Plus what you bring to the party.
Trust me.. if someone wants to reply to a message they will. The “too many men” thing… isn’t a thing.
Hope this helps 🌈"Aww man, maybe i am just a boring shit then. Cheers for the input. Love the tit tats by the way  | |||
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You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting
Maybe its the messages you send?
The status of woe . It's just boredom. I didnt realise I had cant travel on there to be fair I can, so I can correct that.
My messages might be a bit dull, I dont think so, but its hard to introduce yourself when you dont really know who you are talking to. I dont put in dick pics, im respectful, but its bye the bye because i think most women get 500 messages it rarely gets read anyway.
It's just dull now at least in the past id end up with a conversation for a bit. Im going to use my perv tokens till they run out and then go where ever the foofs go to retire
Your profile is your shop window. Make it reflect you and what you’re looking for. Plus what you bring to the party.
Trust me.. if someone wants to reply to a message they will. The “too many men” thing… isn’t a thing.
Hope this helps 🌈"Fr, i feel like women go on vibe Be confident but approachable, non creepy | |||
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You cant travel, cant accommodate, and your status is really woe is me and off putting
Maybe its the messages you send?
The status of woe . It's just boredom. I didnt realise I had cant travel on there to be fair I can, so I can correct that.
My messages might be a bit dull, I dont think so, but its hard to introduce yourself when you dont really know who you are talking to. I dont put in dick pics, im respectful, but its bye the bye because i think most women get 500 messages it rarely gets read anyway.
It's just dull now at least in the past id end up with a conversation for a bit. Im going to use my perv tokens till they run out and then go where ever the foofs go to retire
Your profile is your shop window. Make it reflect you and what you’re looking for. Plus what you bring to the party.
Trust me.. if someone wants to reply to a message they will. The “too many men” thing… isn’t a thing.
Hope this helps 🌈
Fr, i feel like women go on vibe
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Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour "Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'? Let's not start a witch hunt. It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke. We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch. But sure. | |||
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Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour
Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?
Let's not start a witch hunt.
It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.
We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.
But sure."Thank you. Common sense finally I couldnt be bothered to explain why it could be a joke, but I think you did | |||
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"Who left 🤷🏼 " No. Who's on first. 😆 🤣 😂 | |||
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Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour
Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?
Let's not start a witch hunt.
It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.
We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.
But sure.
Thank you. Common sense finally
I couldnt be bothered to explain why it could be a joke, but I think you did"So you want to be given the benefit of the doubt, but you want all disagreement with you to be dismissed as "not common sense"? 🤔 | |||
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"After many, many fab years. It’s time to retire my foof, and get away from this forum. It’s become a horrible place to be of late. There’s some nasty cunts about, and Admin/Mods do fuck all about it. What’s the point of the report function when there’s no real punishment. Bye careful of the door on your way out" Unnecessary. | |||
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Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour
Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?
Let's not start a witch hunt.
It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.
We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.
But sure.
Thank you. Common sense finally
I couldnt be bothered to explain why it could be a joke, but I think you did
So you want to be given the benefit of the doubt, but you want all disagreement with you to be dismissed as "not common sense"? 🤔"Did I say that? | |||
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Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour
Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?
Let's not start a witch hunt.
It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.
We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.
But sure.
Thank you. Common sense finally
I couldnt be bothered to explain why it could be a joke, but I think you did
So you want to be given the benefit of the doubt, but you want all disagreement with you to be dismissed as "not common sense"? 🤔
Did I say that?"I think other people can read as well as I can. | |||
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Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour
Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?
Let's not start a witch hunt.
It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.
We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.
But sure."Where is the witch hunt? Just stating my opinion on how it looks to me. | |||
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Someone was upset and left, I don't see how that could ever invoke humour
Oh good lord 😳 'one of them'?
Let's not start a witch hunt.
It was a joke. It's a really old dusty joke.
We don't even have a foggy notion of who it was so how anyone could conceivably be vitriolic towards an anonymous mystery profile is a bit of a stretch.
But sure.
Thank you. Common sense finally
I couldnt be bothered to explain why it could be a joke, but I think you did
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"Well to be honest I dont think there are any nasty cunts on the forums. A few twats but they are easily ignored" And I generally am 
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"Who left 🤷🏼 No. Who's on first. 😆 🤣 😂 " What are you asking me for, I'm asking you! 😂 | |||
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"Sorry to hear you left OP, hope you find comfort elsewhere x Right; so that's now 837 men per single woman in here....great start to the weekend "You haven't taken into account for the female Half's of couples who are available so it's probably more like 653 men per lady woman. | |||
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You haven't taken into account for the female Half's of couples who are available so it's probably more like
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"I just wish they could of had a rant then hid their profile fir a while" ,,, i agree may have been a better option,, nobody knows what people are going through | |||
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"Oh no, it wasn't GrannyC was it I've just searched her name and nothing comes up unless she's hidden her profile? Noooooooooo" She hides her profile. You’re ok, she rides to post another day | |||
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"Who left 🤷🏼 No. Who's on first. 😆 🤣 😂 What are you asking me for, I'm asking you! 😂 It's a very famous comedy sketch ( nice bit of mansplaing ) "I know | |||
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"Batman or something 🤷🏻♂️" Batman is still here, lurking in the shadows | |||
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"Who left 🤷🏼 Click the green arrow for clues "That just takes me to a forum search 🤷🏼 | |||
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"Who left 🤷🏼 Click the green arrow for clues
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"I really want to know who left now 🤔 " • I don't know their name but they were participating gleefully in Dai's "Your dream 5 car garage" thread the other day. 🌈🩶🌈 | |||
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