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"Boasting I don’t give a fuck what car you drive, what you earn or how impressive your cock was at making your ex gush…. Congratulations my vagina is drier than the Sahara 🌵 🏜️ " I hate it when a woman tries to judge me on what car I drive or how fancy my house looks or what job I do and how much I earn.... | |||
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"Arty black and white pics where he's trying to be all seductive " Pahahahahaha | |||
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"After working his arse off for years becoming a semi-pro bodybuilder, a friend of mine discovered - Most women don’t actually like that look "Saw a great meme about the expectation of the adoration from women vs the reality of the adoration of men | |||
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"Arty black and white pics where he's trying to be all seductive " Generally, men can’t pull off seductive like a woman can. We can do horny, needy or lusty, or any of the other 7 dwarfs from the porn remake, but seductive is difficult  | |||
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"Arty black and white pics where he's trying to be all seductive " What about arty black and white photos when he's just showing you what he has to offer | |||
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"Calling me babe. Ffs im not a pig. Call me that in any message will guarantee to get me pissed off" I feel the same about Dear. Fuck off I’m not 80 | |||
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"Calling me babe. Ffs im not a pig. Call me that in any message will guarantee to get me pissed off I feel the same about Dear. Fuck off I’m not 80" Dear is reserved for the start of a formal letter | |||
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"Arty black and white pics where he's trying to be all seductive What about arty black and white photos when he's just showing you what he has to offer" Unless he's in a 1940s movie...no | |||
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"Arty black and white pics where he's trying to be all seductive What about arty black and white photos when he's just showing you what he has to offer Unless he's in a 1940s movie...no" (Narrator: he slinked away to reconsider his gallery choices) | |||
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"Personally I like the arty pics It’s the knob out over the crusty boxers that doesn’t do much for me " They were clean earlier | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here "Hahahahahahaha true! I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈 | |||
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"Arty pics are the best kind. There's effort there. And b&w show all the lovely details so well... Drip lil sweat bead, drip 🔥" Exactly!!! | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈"What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category? | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here "I always wonder how many other loads they've compared themselves with to decide theirs is heavier 😂 Mrs | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈"Haha no way - was it measured?? Xx | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
I always wonder how many other loads they've compared themselves with to decide theirs is heavier 😂
Mrs "Haha yes I just don’t get it - what does it add value to for us ladies? Xx | |||
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Graphic detail of what he will "do to me" when we've never even spoken.
Trying to talk/act like they are in charge.
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"Arty black and white pics where he's trying to be all seductive What about arty black and white photos when he's just showing you what he has to offer" Yes please 🙏. More of these types of photos x | |||
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"Calling me babe. Ffs im not a pig. Call me that in any message will guarantee to get me pissed off I feel the same about Dear. Fuck off I’m not 80" I got called Madam the other day. Um, no thanks. | |||
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"Sending pics or videos of them with another woman. It turns my stomach but for some reason some men think this is a turn on. " Ahhhh yes the demo dicking. Not hot. | |||
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"Arty black and white pics where he's trying to be all seductive What about arty black and white photos when he's just showing you what he has to offer Yes please 🙏. More of these types of photos x " Pleased someone like this, I put a lot of, or rather a tiny bit of, effort into mine | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category? "No idea If they do it I always tell them it’s not enough | |||
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"Calling me babe. Ffs im not a pig. Call me that in any message will guarantee to get me pissed off I feel the same about Dear. Fuck off I’m not 80 I got called Madam the other day. Um, no thanks. " I've been called "mate" a couple of times after sex. That's a downer | |||
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"Cock pics in inbox" But maybe that does? Because this is what US men do that apparently is wrong. I’m interested in what women say in here, and I reckon there’s a few curve balls. What I’ve found in life is that some like some things, and some don’t like it. These threads seem to look like surveys, or specifically fishing to see what that one proton they fancy likes. | |||
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If I wanted to cosplay as the lion king I’d spend the day at longleat zoo 
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"All of my special moves" I'm fairly certain your special moves would work on me 😏 | |||
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"Telling us they're horny or hard. It's not an unusual state for men or anything special and if anything just makes me feel like you're horny and sniffing around whatever is convenient or seemingly most available to you. Most women I know want to feel desired, not just a receptacle for a random erection." Oh most definitely have to agree with this!! | |||
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"Putting the bins out. " This thread is about what doesn't turn women on | |||
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"…. 10. Taking their shirt off like the Diet Coke Man when they look like a Dough Boy" We’re just working with what we have  | |||
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" It’s the knob out over the crusty boxers that doesn’t do much for me " Or over the toilet seat | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
No idea
If they do it I always tell them it’s not enough "but have you kept a league table? Maybe this is a new category for the Forum awards at the end of the year?! 🤣🤣 | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
No idea
If they do it I always tell them it’s not enough
but have you kept a league table? Maybe this is a new category for the Forum awards at the end of the year?! 🤣🤣"With the winner receiving The Marc Almond trophy? | |||
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"Fingerblasting. Does nothing for me." That and rubbing my clit like you're mixing the next banger at a nightclub or trying to start a fire! Be gentle! | |||
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" It’s the knob out over the crusty boxers that doesn’t do much for me Or over the toilet seat "Oh yes , such a large number of men send this pic. It’s an instant no. Can only presume they are horny on the toilet so their wife doesn’t catch them wanking , their mum doesn’t catch them wanking or they have a weird loo fetish. Just to add ones sat on the toilet bowl with the seat up make me gag. | |||
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"Emptying the dishwasher"  it makes me laugh when men say they 'help' their partner maintain their own home, clothes and prepare the food they're going to eat but she still doesn't put out
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"Overly complimentary. Saying a few nice things is good but don't lay it on with a trowel. " It gets awkward doesn't it. 'ooo your toenails are like crescent moons' | |||
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"Overly complimentary. Saying a few nice things is good but don't lay it on with a trowel. It gets awkward doesn't it. 'ooo your toenails are like crescent moons' " Sorry about that one. But it does always guarantee a reply lol | |||
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"Overly complimentary. Saying a few nice things is good but don't lay it on with a trowel. It gets awkward doesn't it. 'ooo your toenails are like crescent moons' Sorry about that one. But it does always guarantee a reply lol " | |||
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"Overly complimentary. Saying a few nice things is good but don't lay it on with a trowel. It gets awkward doesn't it. 'ooo your toenails are like crescent moons' " 🤣🤣 That is a top notch compliment! | |||
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"Fingerblasting. Does nothing for me. That and rubbing my clit like you're mixing the next banger at a nightclub or trying to start a fire! Be gentle!" This 🤣🤣 | |||
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"Those crazy hillbilly looking beards on young guy "The chin strap | |||
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"Self deprecation. It can easily be seen as self loathing and they're not going to pity fuck you." It's self pity at its finest. | |||
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"After working his arse off for years becoming a semi-pro bodybuilder, a friend of mine discovered - Most women don’t actually like that look "Cackle..oh dear...I take all shapes and sizes. | |||
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"Send explicit messages of a war and peace proportion outling what they want to do, there is is usually references to violence.... 'Can you squirt bbe?' - 'No' - 'i'll 'ave u squirting' - Not an inviting to pump me up like last summers beach ball - Not a turn on. " Cackle at pump like last summer's beach ball. | |||
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"Self deprecation. It can easily be seen as self loathing and they're not going to pity fuck you. It's self pity at its finest. " Yep, I'm easily critical of myself and my humour can be self deprecating but I try not to tip that balance too far 😅 | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here "I've seen it in porn or from fetish people who like being toys and certain but not all submissives. | |||
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"Fingerblasting. Does nothing for me." Yeah...Just because they rub their cock like a demon doesn't mean I want my clit or vag rubbed like that. | |||
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"Thinking that because they have a penis, its a done deal on here 🤦♀️ Far from it. " Thinking that because you met them for a social, means you are horny for them and are ready to go back to one of your homes for wild sex. | |||
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"Self deprecation. It can easily be seen as self loathing and they're not going to pity fuck you. It's self pity at its finest. Yep, I'm easily critical of myself and my humour can be self-deprecating but I try not to tip that balance too far 😅" When a man does that, I think "OMG, he's not psychologically ready for me to fuck the living daylights out of him." My brain goes straight to mom/caretaker role not MILF role. I don't need a stalker or a puppy. | |||
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"Saying they’re going to ruin me. Ruin me for what?? I birthed twins. If it’s not ruined already, your peen ain’t going to do it 🤣🤣" Cackle. I usually end up ruining them and breaking their bed/sofa/chair? I have BPD. Don't say shit like that to me. BPD me thinks: Challenge accepted. | |||
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" It’s the knob out over the crusty boxers that doesn’t do much for me Or over the toilet seat
Oh yes , such a large number of men send this pic. It’s an instant no. Can only presume they are horny on the toilet so their wife doesn’t catch them wanking , their mum doesn’t catch them wanking or they have a weird loo fetish.
Just to add ones sat on the toilet bowl with the seat up make me gag. "And this is why I learned quickly to block all single men. | |||
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"I need my balls drained, in their status. Like we're here to perform acts of service for you! We'll drop everything and pop round to give you that! Chivalry seems so dead. I think some men think that women on here are sex workers. " Even sex workers and porn stars have boundaries in real life. I just think the line between fantasy and reality gets blurred. A new sex worker who had been previously monogamous asked me why men sit up back on their calves during sex while the woman lies on her back. I told her it's a porn move so men who watch a lot of certain types of porn replicate it in the bedroom. I'm not against porn but with my brain I have to make sure I stay very grounded in reality. I watch more realistic porn. I've also met a lot of older...age 35 and up who watch a lot of porn and struggle with their erections in real life. Ball draining as a foreplay line is usually not as effective as most men think it is. It's sad really. | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
"Surely it's a quantity thing? Fill a pirex jug? | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?"What, from here? | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?"What about the barbie dream home pyrex jug equivalent? | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?
What, from here?
"An impressive feat indeed. Maybe with a run-up? | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?
What about the barbie dream home pyrex jug equivalent?
"Sounds more achievable... | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?
What about the barbie dream home pyrex jug equivalent?
Sounds more achievable...
"And thanks for the spell check, I knew it didn't look right! | |||
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"When men say heavy or repeat cummer - seriously isn’t interesting for women. I have never once heard a fem say I need a heavy or repeat guy … it’s the strangest scenario when a guy offers that as an opening message in here
Hahahahahahaha true!
I’ve been known to fuck with the guys that message that and ask them to measure their volume 😈
What is the weight that tips a load into the heavy category?
Surely it's a quantity thing?
Fill a pirex jug?"Saw a video on here of a man cumming and filling a shot glass. Maybe one of the worst things I’ve seen 🤣 | |||
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"I need my balls drained, in their status. Like we're here to perform acts of service for you! We'll drop everything and pop round to give you that! Chivalry seems so dead. I think some men think that women on here are sex workers. " statuses are a great filter | |||
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"All of my special moves I'm fairly certain your special moves would work on me 😏" I’d happily try! | |||
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