FabSwingers.com forum: Everyone’s got a friend called Dave

By *nthony50069 OP Man
44 weeks ago

yesh near oldham

How many Friends called Dave do you have

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By *allySlinkyWoman
44 weeks ago

Leeds

My cousin insists on being called David, not Dave

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By *allwirral995Man
44 weeks ago

Wirral

Oh I’m only called David when I’m in trouble

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By *lderflowerAppleWoman
44 weeks ago

Hampshire

None. I don't know anyone called Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I have several acquaintances called Dave, none I'd really call friends.

No offence Dave, we don't know each other that well.

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By *N MFCoupleCouple
44 weeks ago

Lincoln

3 without having to think too hard

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple
44 weeks ago

South Wales

Two super close Dave's for us.

Everyone needs a Dave in their life! X

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By *eautifully TwistedWoman
44 weeks ago

Bognor Regis

None

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By *ou only live onceMan
44 weeks ago

London

Just the one, but he's old like me. There are no young Daves, right?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
44 weeks ago

Leeds

My next door neighbour Dave is 75

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By *ronmant16Man
44 weeks ago

Sheffield

I used to work with a really great bloke called Dave, we became really close friends and chatted on phone most of the day about everything, general day to day stuff but also some more deeper topics especially about his mum who was being destroyed and eventually taken by dementia, we laughed on the phone and cried on the phone (never to each others faces) ,he left to work for another company and went into an office and unfortunately the calls dwindled untill the fizzled out completely, I'm not upset about it but I do miss my hours of endless chat with him.

That's my story about my mate Dave

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By *nthony50069 OP Man
44 weeks ago

yesh near oldham

"My next door neighbour Dave is 75"

That counts, everyone’s got a mate called Dave

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By *ustinMan
44 weeks ago

near chester/welsh border

I have 3 friends called Dave I did have 4 one was a sub slut I used to meet but he became a bit of a dick so he had to go

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By *aomilatteCouple
44 weeks ago

Midlands

We have a friend called Dave though he insists his name is Rodney. Maybe Dave is just a nickname. It certainly triggers him when we call him Dave ☺️

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By *layfull pairingCouple
44 weeks ago

Bristol

Have a dog called Dave... well, “Fuckwit Dave” to be precise.... he’s my bestie...

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Hubby and I have 1 really close Dave, and another couple of friendly Daves 😊

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

And these 'Dave's' are all big 'Dave's' yes...they're always 'big Dave's' 👍

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By *tannersMan
44 weeks ago

stanley

"Oh I’m only called David when I’m in trouble "

Same here

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
44 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"We have a friend called Dave though he insists his name is Rodney. Maybe Dave is just a nickname. It certainly triggers him when we call him Dave ☺️"

Sounds a right plonker

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By *ornytradesman123Man
44 weeks ago

southport

I had a cat called Dave and he was very friendly, does that count

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By *anderingArtistMan
44 weeks ago

an abstract world

I'm Dave to one of my mates. 'Brown Dave' to be exact. Not sure when it started, or why. But I call him 'Fat Dave'. It's such a loving friendship 🥰

NB. Neither of us are actually called Dave.

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By *igjonny090Man
44 weeks ago

blackpool and Manchester

I’ve got more than a friend I have a cousin called Dave haha

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
44 weeks ago

Glos

None

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By *unfabfellaMan
44 weeks ago

South Woodford

You mean MMD? My Mate Dave.....at least three.

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By *carlettsWoman
44 weeks ago

Harpenden

I know about 15 Dave's and 1 Rodney

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
44 weeks ago

East Sussex

I don't know any Daves.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I count ten Dave's I know.

Plus one more if I count myslef, but he's a right prick and I'm not that friendly with him

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I used to work with a Dave … not a friend but selfish righteous twat …

Who was coated in Teflon

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By *8warrenMan
44 weeks ago

Oh there are a few, Uncle Dave x 2, (from different sides) obviously, Best mate Dave, work colleague Dave, Brothers dig Dave and a few more , just can’t get away from a Dave

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
44 weeks ago

Reading

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I imagine that if I had a friend, he’d definitely be a Dave.

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By *nthony50069 OP Man
44 weeks ago

yesh near oldham

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By *nthony50069 OP Man
44 weeks ago

yesh near oldham

Dave’s are always good friends

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By *ace400Man
44 weeks ago

near knock

My dads a Dave

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By *nblueMan
44 weeks ago

manchester

I know Dave

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By *williams2022Man
44 weeks ago

poole

I'm a dave

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By *ick Weapon-XMan
44 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

In Greece, every family has a George. It's like that scene out of Goodfellas. "Here is my nephew George, here is my son George and here is my son-in-law George."

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By *immers123Woman
44 weeks ago

South Molton

None but had sex with one once. The after chat was a turn off though

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By *ick Weapon-XMan
44 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"None but had sex with one once. The after chat was a turn off though "

Dave, it sounds like you fucked up mate. 🤣🤣🤣

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By *eauNaturelMan
44 weeks ago

Malmesbury

Non, I only have one friend and he's called William.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
44 weeks ago

Reading

My brother's name but I never called him Dave, that'd be weird.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
44 weeks ago

Trowbridge

My best mate is called Dave

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By *EAT..85Woman
44 weeks ago

Nottingham

My last manager was Dave. My brother's cats ore Bob and Dave.

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By *sWyldWoman
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

One , he's lovely.

My other friends dog is also called Dave . Hes cute

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
44 weeks ago

North Welsh Borders

I only know Dangerous Dave the caretaker where I work

Oh and my friend has a dog called Dave

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By *LiamMan
44 weeks ago

Midlands

I know a dogshit dave. Walks like he's trod in dogshit

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By *igCatHuntingMan
44 weeks ago

Wiltshire, London

There is nothing like a Dave.

Well, that's what all the girls tell me.*

*I wish.

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By *aizyWoman
44 weeks ago

west midlands

Two cousins called Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Two cousins called Dave."

I know a few hopefully your related

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By *vaRoseWoman
44 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

1 friend

1 family member

8 others I can think of

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By *inchesterGuyMan
44 weeks ago

Bexleyheath

my neighbour is David. refuses to be called Dave. Should tell you everything you need to know about him.

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By *EAT..85Woman
44 weeks ago

Nottingham

"my neighbour is David. refuses to be called Dave. Should tell you everything you need to know about him."

This seems a bit unfair. Just because someone doesn't like their name being shortened. I used to work with a Thomas who wanted just to be Thomas. I made sure my daughter's name COULDN'T be naturally shortened.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Zero?

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By *enk15Man
44 weeks ago

Evesham

3 Dave's in the extended family. One of them being the family's "Uncle Knobhead"

Several Dave's as school friends.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
44 weeks ago

Hampshire

I don't have any friends called Dave. Our hamster 🐹 was Dave though

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By *inchesterGuyMan
44 weeks ago

Bexleyheath

maybe unfair to other Daves and I respect anyone's name and how they want to be called but in my experience a Dave is a bloke you can get on with, my neighbour is a nimby who complains about everything if its not to his satisfaction, regardless of the impact to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Two close friends called David, definitely not Dave. Pretty sure their wives don't like them being called Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

You rang… (Dave here)

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By *m3232Man
44 weeks ago

maidenhead

One but we don’t call him Dave

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By *imply_SensualMan
44 weeks ago

Cheshire

haha this is so true, my best mate is Dave

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By *007ManMan
44 weeks ago

Worthing

Lifelong best mate is Dave!

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By *aveplusoneCouple (MM)
44 weeks ago

Shepperton

My bi mm friend is Dave

Rod

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple
44 weeks ago

Anglesey

Ugh. I have an ex called Dave.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
44 weeks ago

Bromley

I know 7 Dave's, all in the same pub, so confusing after a few pints 🍻🍻

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I know a few and they are all dodgy 😂

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By *avexxMan
44 weeks ago

cheshire

"I know a few and they are all dodgy 😂"
,,, this is true

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Dave aka Rodney. If ya know ya know!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
44 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I married one....big mistake that was, put off all daves ever since 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Is that you dave? Your my wife now

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By *avecooper69Man
44 weeks ago

Benfleet

oi !!!! Lol

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By *effdelightMan
44 weeks ago

Grimsby

Except my mate Dave.

There can't be two in close proximity else black holes spontaneously form where we'd like comfortable seating.

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By *onyHoveMan
44 weeks ago

North East

I know a Dave on here who calls himself another name for extra discretion...

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By *ittylover123Man
44 weeks ago

donegal

I like a nice Dave n have been wit a few!

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By *avartMan
44 weeks ago

Barnsley

I'm a Dave. My mate calls me Rodney...

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By *shford_5Man
44 weeks ago

Ashford

A few yes, but people won't in 20 or 30 years time. Along with Gary, Wayne, Trevor etc a name that's dying away currently

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By *ittylover123Man
44 weeks ago

donegal

"I'm a Dave. My mate calls me Rodney..."
nice dave u are!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Central

None

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By *avecooper69Man
44 weeks ago

Benfleet

Oi !! Lol

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By *okingham WillMan
44 weeks ago

I know a Dave. But I know more Kev’s.

Am I unique in this?

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By *ildbillkidMan
44 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Dave's not here...... (Cheech and chong joke )

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