FabSwingers.com forum: Litre of cum

Altrincham

I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
12 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Pour it down the sink??

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
12 weeks ago

scunthorpe

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By *ustAnotherMan
12 weeks ago

brumish

That must be rancid

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By *DoRe181Couple
12 weeks ago

Huddersfield

That is bogging!

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By *vaRoseWoman
12 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I can only imagine the smell

The usual volume of ejaculate is under 5ml so even with that as the level that’s 200 wanks

That’s a lot of stale cum

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By *ealitybitesMan
12 weeks ago

Belfast

Crème de men?

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By *elix85Man
12 weeks ago

Peterborough

Make cum-flavoured ice popsicles in preparation for the summer.

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By *midnight-Woman
12 weeks ago

...

Christ

I'm actually retching a little in my mouth

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
12 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Doctor doctor I've got mould in my ejaculate..

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By *igboobstCouple
12 weeks ago

barrow

Oh my days what a minging thought but it's honking

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By *B..Woman
12 weeks ago

Wiltshire

🤢

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By *DoRe181Couple
12 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"Christ

I'm actually retching a little in my mouth

Same!

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
12 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Stick it in decorative little bottles, wrap a little bow around the top and give them to people you don't like for Christmas

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By *elix85Man
12 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Oh my days what a minging thought but it's honking "

I imagine it smells like a cheese larder

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By *issFussyWoman
12 weeks ago

hitchin

Ewww just been sick in my mouth

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By *igboobstCouple
12 weeks ago

barrow

"Oh my days what a minging thought but it's honking

I imagine it smells like a cheese larder "
stale cabbage for days

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

🤢

🤮

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By *allySlinkyWoman
12 weeks ago

Leeds

Is it in the freezer?

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By *esthetic21Man
12 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Pour it out onto a plate or something and let it completely dry out then chop it up and snort it

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By *igboobstCouple
12 weeks ago

barrow

"Pour it out onto a plate or something and let it completely dry out then chop it up and snort it

"
few babies legs up the hooter cannae be beaten like

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By *midnight-Woman
12 weeks ago

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I have to soooo many questions -

firstly why

then where do you keep it - is it next to the bed?

Is the bottle a screw lid

Do you gaze at it with adoration filled eyes??

Does it separate ??

Is it fizzy? How often do you top it up

But mostly..just WHY

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By *igboobstCouple
12 weeks ago

barrow

Why is the only question on my mind

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By *avexxMan
12 weeks ago

cheshire

are you ok..op

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By *esthetic21Man
12 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Fizzy

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By *maginitivemindMan
12 weeks ago

nottingham

"Stick it in decorative little bottles, wrap a little bow around the top and give them to people you don't like for Christmas

😂😂😂😂

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By *r Man45Man
12 weeks ago

North West

Wtaf....

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By *iddle ManMan
12 weeks ago

Walsall

I can smell this post

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By *rSircumsizedMan
12 weeks ago

Just 'round the corner

Vigorously shake it and try to make some cheese.

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By *igboobstCouple
12 weeks ago

barrow

"Fizzy

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like fermented cum 🤤

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By *amierebelMan
12 weeks ago

My own little world

Surely this is satire 🤮

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
12 weeks ago

Alphabet Mafia HQ, Dudleyish.

This is the kind of think Whang makes videos about.

Put a Twilight Sparkle in it.

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By *urry BlokeMan
12 weeks ago

OP - Have you read the book 'Natural Harvest : A collection of semen based recipes'?

It may be of interest to you

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

You could have finished filling it a little sooner and given it to Bonnie Blue; save her all that hassle with a thousand men! You inconsiderate b45tard!! 😉😆🤣🤣

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Seriously 🤢

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By *igboobstCouple
12 weeks ago

barrow

"This is the kind of think Whang makes videos about.

Put a Twilight Sparkle in it."
what an idea like a jelly birthday cake 🎂

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By *umagainandagain OP Man
12 weeks ago

Altrincham

Thanks everyone. So far the winner is a master who wants to use a turkey baster to shoot it up his faggots anus. Can anyone beat this?

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By *issFussyWoman
12 weeks ago

hitchin

Just wondering on the thought process that made this an idea let alone a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Too much internet for today

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By *igboobstCouple
12 weeks ago

barrow

How long did it take to amass such a bank of spunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

We need photographic proof or its bullshit (and thank fuck smellovision isn't a thing). You may have created your own ecosystem there. Have your spermoids created their own civilisation and culture yet?

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By *avexxMan
12 weeks ago

cheshire

maybe you could wall paper with it

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"We need photographic proof or its bullshit (and thank fuck smellovision isn't a thing). You may have created your own ecosystem there. Have your spermoids created their own civilisation and culture yet?"

Who's this we??? Count me out, thanks!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm with her ☝️

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
12 weeks ago

scunthorpe

I really don’t think we do 🤢

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

Wow, what an awful day to be literate 😳

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By *ChubsMan
12 weeks ago

West Midlands

🤢 Gross! I'm guessing you're proud of the bottle of cum? 🤢

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By *zippyMan
12 weeks ago

Wexford

Maybe you could use it as a starter for your own exclusive line of cottage cheese, or,

Dehydrate it and use as a seasoning.

Oh sweet baby jebus 🤢🤢🤮🤮

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By *leep walkerMan
12 weeks ago

Caerphilly

Fermented cum ? And a fucking litre of it ? That must be minging...get rid man.

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By *utteredBreadMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester

Forget cum socks, we got a cum bottle here.

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By *ildfire MiaWoman
12 weeks ago

Dublin

I'm about to throw up 🤮🤢

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By *avexxMan
12 weeks ago

cheshire

i think op may need help

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By *exyScientistsCouple
12 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I'm about to throw up 🤮🤢"

Same 🤢

Sweet lord...

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By *avie65Man
12 weeks ago

In the west.

Just when you thought the internet had reached its limit. 🤮🤮🤮

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By *ild-One710Man
12 weeks ago

Northampton

that is so nasty, some things you should keep to yourself 😂, even the thought of the smell makes me wanna throw up, a stale condom in the bin after a day stinks, you got a bottle of torture 🤢🤮

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By *Silver-Man
12 weeks ago

North Wales

"I regularly wank into a bottle. I now have a litre of cum and i would like someone to either drink it or make me an offer of what you would like to do with it. The most imaginative suggestion will probably win."

🤢🤮

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
12 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I drank fresh cum from a glass once and its the most disgusting thing ever, still gives me nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Bottle it as yakolt?

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By *ryingitout19Man
12 weeks ago

Wales

That’s enough fab for today

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By *ellinever70Woman
12 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Some men shouldn't be allowed to have internet access

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By *ustus5555Woman
12 weeks ago

Mansfield

I think his pal was wanking in a toilet the other night. Or pissing or something 🤷

Equally grim

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By *aughtyandniceCouple
12 weeks ago

doncaster

just when you thought you'd heard it all

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
12 weeks ago

mid glam

Surely there's no winner?

Your asking but as your a Dom shouldn't you just say what your going to do with it?

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By *w funwifeWoman
12 weeks ago

near taunton

i can hear the clicking of the block button

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By *ootnootboopCouple
12 weeks ago

Cheshire

"i can hear the clicking of the block button

No need to block, this profile is forever gouged into our retinas 🤢

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By *igboobstCouple
12 weeks ago

barrow

"i can hear the clicking of the block button

No need to block, this profile is forever gouged into our retinas 🤢"
fair one!

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By *ootnootboopCouple
12 weeks ago

Cheshire

Also...... I think the most appropriate use for this litre of cum is to pack the bottle up and take it with them to their therapist!

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
12 weeks ago

South Wales

Why?…….

Kind of wish I hadn’t popped into the forums now! Xx 😄

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By *igboobstCouple
12 weeks ago

barrow

Poor therapist 😢

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man
12 weeks ago

Ilford

This has to be a joke. To fill a litre without help would take ages.

The contents of said container would be putrid, where do you keep it that you don't smell it?

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By *a LunaWoman
12 weeks ago

o o OO o o

Does it have a best before date?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
12 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Well he's got verificationd

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By *exySenseiCouple
12 weeks ago

Dude, that is fucking rank. Absolutely disgusting. Best you pour that shit down the drain and never speak of this again.

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By *igad999Man
12 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Litre !!! Either your one amazing heavy cummer or wank 20 times a day haha

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By *herrybakewellCouple
12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Thats enough fab for one day.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Add a packet of mentos into it, give it a good shake (the bottle not your want) and it’ll probably make it to the moon 😘

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By *w funwifeWoman
12 weeks ago

near taunton

When a male ejaculates, the average volume of semen released is between 1.25 to 5 milliliters, which is approximately a quarter to one teaspoon. This volume can vary based on factors like age, health, and genetics..

i think theres a little jackanory to this to be honest cause to get to a 1000mil is one hell of a lot of wanks

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By *iscreetfunin24Man
12 weeks ago

Halesowen

Sell it on Facebook Marketplace.

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By *each BenMan
12 weeks ago

swansea

I’m speechless! 😳

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I just got a little sick in my mouth. 🤮🤮🤮

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By *ife NinjaMan
12 weeks ago

Dunfermline

.....and that's enough Internet for me, today 🤢😬💀

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I think you should upload a video of you chugging it down op.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Whack it on your baked potato

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By *uyandGirl42Couple
12 weeks ago

Perth

Oh the bacteria, What colour is it? Have the solids gone to the bottom and the water separated to the top?

Oh and why?

Kat x

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By *elix85Man
12 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Oh the bacteria, What colour is it? Have the solids gone to the bottom and the water separated to the top?

Oh and why?

Kat x"

It’s fermented 😆

I guess we all have our kinks…

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By *ad NannaWoman
12 weeks ago

East London

You have a bottle of teeny sperm corpses

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By *rSircumsizedMan
12 weeks ago

Just 'round the corner

Chuck a label on it, something like "Real Stale Pale Ale", and sneak it onto the raffle table at your local fate.

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By *arkRichMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester City Centre

Sell it down your local fertility clinic - you probably get £10k for that much cum - and a gold medal

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"Sell it down your local fertility clinic - you probably get £10k for that much cum - and a gold medal

That, or an ASBO.

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By *arkRichMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester City Centre

"Sell it down your local fertility clinic - you probably get £10k for that much cum - and a gold medal

That, or an ASBO."

Hmm… yeah, perhaps you’re right

Anti-Spunk-Behavioural-Order

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"Sell it down your local fertility clinic - you probably get £10k for that much cum - and a gold medal

That, or an ASBO.

Hmm… yeah, perhaps you’re right

Anti-Spunk-Behavioural-Order"

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By *eoBloomsMan
12 weeks ago

Springfield

"Sell it on Facebook Marketplace."

Cumtree ?

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By *ild_oatsMan
12 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Looking at the maths for this….

If your average amount of cum is about 3.12ml and you ejaculate in to a 1 litre bottle twice a day.

It will take you just over 160 days to to fill that bottle…

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By *oPantsJustVibesMan
12 weeks ago

Staines

Well… that’s enough forums for me

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By *arkRichMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester City Centre

"Sell it on Facebook Marketplace.

Cumtree ?"

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
12 weeks ago

mid glam

"Sell it on Facebook Marketplace.

Cumtree ?"

Pmsl!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Why don't you chug it and then come back and tell how it was.

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By *reggSausageMan
12 weeks ago

Redruth

Is this how you catch ADHD

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"Looking at the maths for this….

If your average amount of cum is about 3.12ml and you ejaculate in to a 1 litre bottle twice a day.

It will take you just over 160 days to to fill that bottle…

Thank you Carol Vordercum.

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By *arkRichMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester City Centre

"Looking at the maths for this….

If your average amount of cum is about 3.12ml and you ejaculate in to a 1 litre bottle twice a day.

It will take you just over 160 days to to fill that bottle…

Thank you Carol Vordercum."

A sperm cell has 760 megabytes of DNA data.

Sex then is a data transfer of 200,000 terabytes.

Fuck knows how much data is in your litre bottle, but it’s definitely more than I get a month from Vodafone

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By *estructionDollyWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester

I wonder if you could use it in a sourdough starter like those women who bake bread with their vagina yeast.

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By *issFussyWoman
12 weeks ago

hitchin

"Looking at the maths for this….

If your average amount of cum is about 3.12ml and you ejaculate in to a 1 litre bottle twice a day.

It will take you just over 160 days to to fill that bottle…

I did the math too but decided I was a nerd

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By *uri00620Woman
12 weeks ago

Croydon

Hope it's been frozen if that's the case otherwise it'll be utterly rank 🤢

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By *ynamite500Man
12 weeks ago

Angus

Ok,ok,ok.... Just when I thought, that there were some fucked up people on this site, I read this thread and fuuuuuck me!!!

Why don't you chug it down op, you've obviously been saving it for a rainy day... Don't forget a dash of lime!!!🥴

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By *obb117Man
12 weeks ago

Wantage

Jesus titty fucking christ.

Bin it and seek psychiatric help.

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
12 weeks ago

Gravesend

Send it to Ant and Dec for next seasons bushtucker trials lol.

Then go and see a psychiatrist.

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
11 weeks ago

London

Just another day on Fab

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
11 weeks ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

Why did I read this.

There's not enough mind bleach to get this thought out of my head.

I just dry heaved.

🤢

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By *jekimMan
11 weeks ago

Wigan

Wow

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By *urry BlokeMan
11 weeks ago

Just thought I'd bump this one for those already feeling a little queasy this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Well that has ruined my cocopops this morning

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By *carlettsWoman
11 weeks ago

Harpenden

Just when you think the world can't get any stranger....

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I'll make you some jizz jewellery or an ornament

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By *ools and the brainCouple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Oh FFS 🤮

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By *ools and the brainCouple
11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I mean how, do you wank into a funnel?

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

some weird fks about

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By *carlettsWoman
11 weeks ago

Harpenden

"I mean how, do you wank into a funnel?

Funnel cup perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

This place never fails!

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By *ripfillMan
11 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Just read this thread .., I feel very queasy now omg surely no …..

That reminds me of the Satchi and Satchi blood head carved sculpture which had to remain frozen for obvious reasons… errrr no ridiculous !!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
11 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Redecorate and use it to put up the wallpaper…

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Well that has ruined my cocopops this morning

Ah did you win it? 😜

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

A lot of kink shaming going on here 😏

Op, did you sterilise the bottle 1st?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
11 weeks ago

lanson

Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....

I drink in some pretty dodgy pubs, and I’m sure there was this one time I thought it “tasted” like a pint of cum, but still. I’m sure I never EVER want to find out of that was true.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
11 weeks ago

walsall

Why don’t you smear it under your armpits. It could be the latest trend in Wabbing.

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By *teinsGateDuoCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle under Lyme

So very very grim.

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By *uri00620Woman
11 weeks ago

Croydon

Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....

Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between.

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
11 weeks ago

Port Talbot

Dedication right there😂

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By *estructionDollyWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester

Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....

Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between."

But.... Why? 😅

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
11 weeks ago

Port Talbot

Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between."

Did you ever ask him why he did that?

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By *ornyCouple2049Couple
11 weeks ago

Cockermouth

Leave it in the sun until it gets nice and chunky, once that is done strain it through a cheese cloth and squeeze it together to form a new type of cheese. Leave this for several months to culture some mould and then make yourself a cheese toasty, make sure it's a good sourdough bread and then enjoy the fruits of your labour with a nice chutney and a glass of red.

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By *eoBloomsMan
11 weeks ago

Springfield

Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....

Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between."

He must have had tremendous aim to shoot into a hip flasks!

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"Why don’t you smear it under your armpits. It could be the latest trend in Wabbing. "

I’d rather just stick with Linx.

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By *uri00620Woman
11 weeks ago

Croydon

Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....

Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between.

He must have had tremendous aim to shoot into a hip flasks!"

Cum into a shot glass then from that into flask. He once sent me a video. A lot of wastage that way but that's how he did

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By *zeroMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

I stayed away from the forums for almost a week and now I realise I should have stayed away for longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Wow.. enough fab for today and its only 9.55am

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....

Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between.

He must have had tremendous aim to shoot into a hip flasks!

Cum into a shot glass then from that into flask. He once sent me a video. A lot of wastage that way but that's how he did "

Seems like sooo much effort, what happened to wanking into a sock and be done

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
11 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

Each to thier own, but 🤢🤢🤮

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By *estructionDollyWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester

"I stayed away from the forums for almost a week and now I realise I should have stayed away for longer."

You're not feeling inspired? 😅

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By *uri00620Woman
11 weeks ago

Croydon

Of all the things that never happened - this never happened the most....

Possibly. My ex used to. Not in a litre bottle granted but a hip flask and kept it in the freezer in between.

He must have had tremendous aim to shoot into a hip flasks!

Cum into a shot glass then from that into flask. He once sent me a video. A lot of wastage that way but that's how he did

Seems like sooo much effort, what happened to wanking into a sock and be done

Indeed. He collected for me. He thought I then transferred into eppendorfs and took to put in my coffee at euro.

I never did. But it amused me to think he was at home doing that bc I asked him to.

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By *zeroMan
11 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I stayed away from the forums for almost a week and now I realise I should have stayed away for longer.

You're not feeling inspired? 😅"

Inspired to hit the delete account option!

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By *umlover30sWoman
11 weeks ago

Burgess Hill

Ewww. And that’s despite my username.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

Liquid nitrogen?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
11 weeks ago

Manchester

"I stayed away from the forums for almost a week and now I realise I should have stayed away for longer.

You're not feeling inspired? 😅

Inspired to hit the delete account option!"

🤭🤭🤭

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By *elix85Man
11 weeks ago

Peterborough

https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk?si=mV-9WRH_6BcssjHF

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By *ondiego85Man
11 weeks ago

nottingham

How long did it take to collect it?

By now it’s going to be rancid. Maybe mix it with alcohol and make spermoncello

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By *DAnnetteTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Brighton

Poor it into my panties!! I adore cum soaked knix,

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By *uckurcumMan
11 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

Donate it to a Monastery!

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By *dalisqueWoman
11 weeks ago

land of make believe

This is too much too early in the day for me!!

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By *ondiego85Man
11 weeks ago

nottingham

"This is too much too early in the day for me!!

As in, 1 litre of cum would be ok by lunchtime?

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Nice, just what you need to read as it’s approaching lunchtime.

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By *STAXxMan
11 weeks ago

Nottingham

Have you kept it all frozen?

I've saved cum before and happen to know any few females into drinking large amounts

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
11 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

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By *andydan69Man
11 weeks ago

south west nr you mmm

lol wtf 😳 mind u im sure someone on here will happily drink or pour it over them sone of the requests ive had regarding men / women & come disappeared into non significance a litre holy mother of cum !?!?

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By *leaningdutiesMan
11 weeks ago

South London

I am into a fair few things but not sure this is a line I'd cross

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Chichester

Contact a gokkun girl and give it to them.

That’s a big bottle in freezer to store lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
11 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Send it to Ant & Dec for the next bush tucker trial…. Kangaroo penis with 6 month old fermented jizz….

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By *amierebelMan
11 weeks ago

My own little world

"Thanks everyone. So far the winner is a master who wants to use a turkey baster to shoot it up his faggots anus. Can anyone beat this?"

Quite surprised this got to slip by without being deleted for derogatory comment. Yes I get might be dynamics to a certain dom/sub wich I’m guessing is your own dynamic with your sub. I use that word in street I’m looking at a cell for the night these days 👍

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
11 weeks ago

North West

He’s just making Cumbucha … give the man a break.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

"Liquid nitrogen? "

I think liquid nitrogen is the only way that it could be stored and to not become one unholy soup of microorganisms potentially including some not yet known to humankind

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By *andydan69Man
11 weeks ago

south west nr you mmm

Happy to supply my cum to wives n gfs but in person & not to store lol 😂

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By * WillisMan
11 weeks ago

London GOSH

So just to clarify you’d like a person from here to ingest 1 litre or long dead spunk that’s now stagnant?

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By * WillisMan
11 weeks ago

London GOSH

Oh I’ve just realised which profile it is

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

That bottle should be your profile pic

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
11 weeks ago

nearby

I’m intrigued to see it but honestly that’s pretty mad

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

He he can't believe this thread is still going

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By *andydan69Man
10 weeks ago

south west nr you mmm

Pics ?

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By *dalisqueWoman
10 weeks ago

land of make believe

"Pics ? "

Why did you resurrect this?? 😆

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By *heekychap0661Man
10 weeks ago

margate

I love to lick a cum filled pussy.

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By *illan-KillashMan
10 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I've just taken my glasses off, I've seen enough internet for today........

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By *he Silver FuxMan
10 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I was thinking of wallpapering - is your man paste available?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
10 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Be more than a litre by now..

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

"I was thinking of wallpapering - is your man paste available?"

🤢

I am gipping now

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
10 weeks ago

Reading

I have only one question. WHY?????

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By *ositiveVibesWoman
10 weeks ago

here there and everywhere

Why did someone think it was a good idea to resurrect this 😩😩

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By *r.EdibleMan
10 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

"Why did someone think it was a good idea to resurrect this 😩😩"

Here you go, this post will complete the thread

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