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Nerdy, Kinky and Curvy! But sadly not looking for single guys here!

& A (35)
MF Cpl in Cheshire, North West, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS aged 18 to 53. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Ess

36 years old
Bisexual

5'1"  155cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

A

35 years old
Straight

5'5"  165cm
Slim
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams
Well hello there…

We’re Ess & A...a cheeky, loved-up, geeky couple who love nothing more than making new friends and enjoying new experiences.

We’re quite simple in what we like. We don't have a type, if you can flirt, laugh, and make eye contact without panicking then we're probably going to get on!

We’re firm believers that all bodies are hot in their own way. Every shape, size, colour, ability, and disability!

We’re especially weak at the knees for:

•Alternative energy

•Nerdy brains (bonus points if you ramble about it!)

•Curvy / chunky / soft bodies made for cuddling and mischief

•Artsy & crafty creatives

•IT geeks & techy troublemakers

•Gamers (we like competitive streaks!)

•Outdoorsy adventurers

And the rare, mythical ice hockey fans!

Everyone enjoying themselves is essential. We’re not here to collect notches on the bedpost…

We enjoy kink, but it’s never an expectation. Trust, communication, and enthusiastic consent are sexy, and we like to let things build naturally. Boundaries are respected without question, confidence is hot, pressure is really not our thing.

Ess has Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, meaning hypermobile joints and a lifestyle that includes both walking and wheelchair use. Flexibility perks included.

She also has a nephrostomy and catheter. It doesn’t get in the way, she barely notices it, after all, once you live with something for a while, you find a myriad of ways to make it work. But honesty is sexy and surprises are overrated. Always happy to chat openly or support others with similar quirks, added extras or bodily challenges.

We love clubs, exploring everything they have to offer, and fully leaning into the experience. If there’s cake, we’re already sold!

We need connection first, so please don’t expect to rock up and skip the flirting. Talk to us! Tease us! Seduce our brains!

We prefer to play together. Ess is very much A’s girl, and while we’re solid, loving, and fully committed, we adore the sparkle swinging adds. Please speak to both of us and get consent from both of us.

Safe sex only.

Penis-wielders: condoms are required, Ess can only use Hanx due to allergies.

Both of us can reply here, so messages may come from either half of the trouble.

If we’ve caught your eye, don’t just say “hi.”

No unsolicited dick pics, honestly, what's the point. Surely you have more to offer??