FabSwingers.com: Ess (35) & A (35) , Couple in Cheshire, North West, UK

Well hello there…

We’re Ess & A...a cheeky, loved-up couple with wandering hands, curious minds, and a dangerous appreciation for chemistry.

We’re not shopping for a “type". We’re hunting vibes. If you can flirt, laugh, and make eye contact without panicking, you’re already off to a strong start. We’re firm believers that all bodies are hot — every shape, size, colour, ability, and disability — but chemistry is king, and if you’re on our wavelength, things tend to get… deliciously distracting.

We’re especially weak for:

•Alternative energy

•Nerdy brains (bonus points if you ramble)

•Curvy / chunky / soft bodies made for cuddling and mischief

•Artsy & crafty creatives

•IT geeks & techy troublemakers

•Gamers (we like competitive streaks!)

•Outdoorsy adventurers

And the rare, mythical ice hockey fans!

We swing because we love shared pleasure...teasing, flirting, laughing, lingering touches, and the kind of connection that makes you forget what time it is. Everyone enjoying themselves is essential. We’re not here to collect notches… unless that’s consensual, negotiated, and very much your thing.....

We enjoy kink, but it’s never an expectation. Trust, communication, and enthusiastic consent are outrageously sexy, and we like to let things build naturally. Boundaries are respected without question, confidence is hot, pressure is not.

•A Little About A•

A is slim, outdoors-fit, and avoids gyms like the plague. Long brown hair, blue eyes, glasses, and a wicked sense of humour that sneaks up on you. Calm, playful, and the kind of guy who makes you feel comfortable… right before you realise you’re flirting back.

•A Little About Ess•

Ess is a very curvy goddess....proudly chonky, gloriously jiggly, with long brown hair, a cheeky grin, and curves that demand appreciation. Laughs come as standard. A switch who leans sub, with a notably higher drive (A confirms this with fond, exhausted smiles).

Ess has Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, meaning hypermobile joints and a lifestyle that includes both walking and wheelchair use. Flexibility perks included.

She also has a urostomy. It doesn’t get in the way, she barely notices it, but honesty is sexy and surprises are overrated. Always happy to chat openly or support others with similar quirks.

•The Important (But Still Fun) Stuff•

We love clubs, exploring everything they have to offer, and fully leaning into the experience ,if there’s cake, we’re already sold!

We need connection first, so please don’t expect to rock up and skip the flirting. Talk to us. Tease us. Seduce our brains.

We prefer to play together. Ess is very much A’s girl, and while we’re solid, loving, and fully committed, we adore the sparkle swinging adds. Please speak to both of us and get consent from both of us.

Safe sex only. Penis-wielders: condoms are required, Ess can only use Hanx due to allergies.

Both of us can reply here, so messages may come from either half of the trouble.

If we’ve caught your eye, don’t just say “hi.”

No unsolicited pics, those disappear into the void.

Make us laugh. Make us curious. Make us want to lean in closer.

After all… the best foreplay starts long before anyone gets naked!

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