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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

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By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

...

What has been the most disappointing aspect??

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By *egDaySkipperMan
14 weeks ago

nw

Leave a bad yelp review then

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "

Your profile is 3 weeks old that not really a massive amount of time

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
14 weeks ago

In fair Verona.


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "

What would impress you?

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By *aizyWoman
14 weeks ago

west midlands


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

Your profile is 3 weeks old that not really a massive amount of time "

But, enough time to be, Not Impressed

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
14 weeks ago

Hatfield

3 weeks and that’s some time .. !! Good luck with that

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire

That's very true

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By *ora the explorerWoman
14 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

3 weeks? Your username will only appeal to a minority of people also.

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By *igboobstCouple
14 weeks ago

barrow

Very good 👍

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

Not a friendly website

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan
14 weeks ago

Now 4 days Tamworth b79 till 28.7 let's chat social-fun if Click


"What has been the most disappointing aspect?? "

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Midnight

Women who are unpolite and never reply properly

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire

We'll be honest if we were looking for a male to join us we would skip past the OP's profile based on the username

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

Like I said, disappointed.

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

Fact

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By *rettydevouringnotesWoman
14 weeks ago

Wakefield

Oh-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oh, you think you're something else

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"Oh-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oh, you think you're something else"

Shania twain great tune

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By *ysteryman6998Man
14 weeks ago

essex

I have millions of women in my dms. Can’t complain

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By *uri00620Woman
14 weeks ago

Croydon

I think your username coupled with your age might be off-putting. I know I wouldn't be compatible with someone who refers to themselves as "Daddy" esp if younger than me.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
14 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"3 weeks? Your username will only appeal to a minority of people also. "

Well that’s made my comment look silly 🤣🤣

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
14 weeks ago

Reading


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "

If you're dissapointed after three weeks you're in for a very depressing stay.

Save yourself the Citalaprm prescription, leave now.

J

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

What were you expecting that has lead to this disappointment OP?

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan
14 weeks ago

Now 4 days Tamworth b79 till 28.7 let's chat social-fun if Click


"Oh-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oh, you think you're something else"

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Agree here with replies like the last to I think OP is a little bit

Look at me I'm extra special

O.p.

Non of us are

Be polite

Be patient

Be happy

Be friendly

And

Booooom

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
14 weeks ago

In fair Verona.


"Not a friendly website "

I’ve found the people I talk to friendly. 💯

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By *ootnootboopCouple
14 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Oh-oh, you think you're special

Oh-oh, you think you're something else"

So you think your a rocket scientist......

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else

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By *ou only live onceMan
14 weeks ago

London

Oh, I like the pre-2010 interface. Bit like a digital comfort blanket.

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire

If it's any consolation it's not always plain sailing for couples and single females

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By *azarMan
14 weeks ago

Strabane

We all need to do better to impress op. We are not worthy op. Sorry we can't impress you.

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

Really? Everything is mechanical here; people don't go with the flow. And that is toxic

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By *issyfaceWoman
14 weeks ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 21/04/25 14:48:48]

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
14 weeks ago

Reading


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else"

Quote and reply helps.

J

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By *ootnootboopCouple
14 weeks ago

Cheshire


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else"

So maybe if that's you, talk about that on your profile? Then you'll be able to match with the people who are looking for that?

(Mandatory this isn't profile advice disclaimer!)

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan
14 weeks ago

Now 4 days Tamworth b79 till 28.7 let's chat social-fun if Click


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else"

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Oh dear

Wrong webapp

He will learn hopefully

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By *arnelianWoman
14 weeks ago

Ely, Cambridgeshire (moved here April '25)

You've been here 3 weeks. You're still a newbie and a single guy. Both make it difficult on here. Persevere and try not to come across as desperate.

Good luck with it x

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
14 weeks ago

Hatfield

OP … sorry my friend calling people sweet heart with a chip on your shoulder the size of your ego.. well again my advice is …. Good luck with that

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

Trust me has nothing to do with depression, I'm mentally stable

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By *issyfaceWoman
14 weeks ago

Belfast


"3 weeks? Your username will only appeal to a minority of people also. "

I agree. I’m newish myself but see loads of new men recently throwing their toys out of the pram over not getting tonnes of sex.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
14 weeks ago

Reading

Come on women. He was expecting to be buried in clunge by now. You are letting the side down.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

3 weeks

What were you expecting?

Your profile has no content and there is a air of arrogance in this post.

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By *uality By DesignMan
14 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Your profile is 3 weeks old that not really a massive amount of time "

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

That don't impress me much

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By *ootnootboopCouple
14 weeks ago

Cheshire

If people got over the idea that fab is an endless pool of pussy that's willing and ready to succumb to your every desire 24/7, this website would be far more pleasant!

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By *eliWoman
14 weeks ago

.

Why are you not impressed OP?

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

OP, I think you are spot on. I've trawled the Fab hinterland and the tundra to no avail on here. I can't speak for most men but my experiences on here have left me with a sour palate and a moth-eaten phallus brought on from lack of action.

In regards to the women: don't even look at them, lest your visage be turned to stoned from their contempt of us all. They are not to be trusted or entrusted with our passions. I've given up with the mediocre ones and the good looking ones can't even handle a conversation let alone handle a cock.

However, there are one or two on here worthy of a bonk; I'm going to persevere.........•°⁰•..

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By *ootnootboopCouple
14 weeks ago

Cheshire


"That don't impress me much"

So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?

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By *dam1971Man
14 weeks ago

Bedford


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else"

You forgot to add patronising and a creative speller

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By *issyfaceWoman
14 weeks ago

Belfast


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else"

Oh dear you’re digging a hole now

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By *cottish guy 555Man
14 weeks ago

London


"Come on women. He was expecting to be buried in clunge by now. You are letting the side down. "

Take one for the team.

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By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

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"What has been the most disappointing aspect??

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Midnight

Women who are unpolite and never reply properly "

In my 6 years I've only had two abusive responses from the frustrated male partner in a couple.

I now only open mails from a certain type of fab user or a forumite response to a thread ... I am rubbish at sustaining replys though, life often gets in the way and I cba with 'deep meaningful' questions that go on and on, when I'm trying to juggle feeding my cat, hitting the gym and making my tea.

I find telegram easier for communication, but light and often works better for me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
14 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"3 weeks? Your username will only appeal to a minority of people also.

I agree. I’m newish myself but see loads of new men recently throwing their toys out of the pram over not getting tonnes of sex. "

His username was different when I posted this comment 🤣

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By *andadbodMan
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

nice camera

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"3 weeks? Your username will only appeal to a minority of people also.

I agree. I’m newish myself but see loads of new men recently throwing their toys out of the pram over not getting tonnes of sex.

His username was different when I posted this comment 🤣"

Quicker change than an F1 pit crew

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By *issyfaceWoman
14 weeks ago

Belfast


"Come on women. He was expecting to be buried in clunge by now. You are letting the side down. "

Wall to wall clunge 🤣🤣

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

My friend suggested it; I didn't know what it was all about) .I've changed

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By *estructionDollyWoman
14 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else"

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By *ootnootboopCouple
14 weeks ago

Cheshire


"3 weeks? Your username will only appeal to a minority of people also.

I agree. I’m newish myself but see loads of new men recently throwing their toys out of the pram over not getting tonnes of sex.

His username was different when I posted this comment 🤣

Quicker change than an F1 pit crew "

Speed is the name of the game 😂

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By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

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"3 weeks? Your username will only appeal to a minority of people also.

I agree. I’m newish myself but see loads of new men recently throwing their toys out of the pram over not getting tonnes of sex.

His username was different when I posted this comment 🤣"

😆😆😆 Well he's clearly listening to feedback, which is a start!

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"3 weeks? Your username will only appeal to a minority of people also.

I agree. I’m newish myself but see loads of new men recently throwing their toys out of the pram over not getting tonnes of sex.

His username was different when I posted this comment 🤣

Quicker change than an F1 pit crew

Speed is the name of the game 😂"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ojo2joWoman
14 weeks ago

Penclawdd


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else"

Oof, calling someone sweetheart, how patronising.

Really not sure what your expectations were…

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

What should impress me? I hade some meet on here. But anonymous (maried woman's). I ENJOYED but....

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By *rettydevouringnotesWoman
14 weeks ago

Wakefield


"That don't impress me much

So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?"

"senzual" ....not sure about the brains here tbh 🙊

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"What should impress me? I hade some meet on here. But anonymous (maried woman's). I ENJOYED but...."

One was not impressed

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

Like I said, this keeps disappointing me. If I speak normally, it's not good; if I'm rude, it's not good; if I'm respectful, it's still not good ) like wtf?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Trust me has nothing to do with depression, I'm mentally stable "

There's your problem. You need to be slightly unhinged.

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By *ulie.your. bottom. slutTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Near Glasgow

People keep writing "you have been here 3 weeks".

While his profile text says he lost old account. Am surprised if he wasn't impressed, why he rejoined.

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By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

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"Like I said, this keeps disappointing me. If I speak normally, it's not good; if I'm rude, it's not good; if I'm respectful, it's still not good ) like wtf?"

OP, if you hit 'reply + quote' on the post you are replying to, we'll be able to follow your responses better

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By *issyfaceWoman
14 weeks ago

Belfast


"Like I said, this keeps disappointing me. If I speak normally, it's not good; if I'm rude, it's not good; if I'm respectful, it's still not good ) like wtf?"

It takes patience and respect

IMHO

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
14 weeks ago

In fair Verona.


"Like I said, this keeps disappointing me. If I speak normally, it's not good; if I'm rude, it's not good; if I'm respectful, it's still not good ) like wtf?"

Don’t worry about what you think they think.

Be Respectful…. & you will never lose even if you don’t meet people from here.

Be rude, and you are rude.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"What should impress me? I hade some meet on here. But anonymous (Big Harold). I ENJOYED but...."

Oooft OP you took on a lot there.

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By *olden RatioWoman
14 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"What should impress me? I hade some meet on here. But anonymous (Big Harold). I ENJOYED but....

Oooft OP you took on a lot there."

OMG! 🤣

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"What should impress me? I hade some meet on here. But anonymous (Big Harold). I ENJOYED but....

Oooft OP you took on a lot there.

OMG! 🤣"

I would say he not off more than he could chew, but it would leave it open for all the shallow, immature people to comment...

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By *ucka39Man
14 weeks ago

Newcastle

You are not supposed to be but intrigued

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"What should impress me? I hade some meet on here. But anonymous (Big Harold). I ENJOYED but....

Oooft OP you took on a lot there.

OMG! 🤣

I would say he not off more than he could chew, but it would leave it open for all the shallow, immature people to comment..."

*Bit FFS. And I've just messaged myself.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Like I said, this keeps disappointing me. If I speak normally, it's not good; if I'm rude, it's not good; if I'm respectful, it's still not good ) like wtf?"

So what would be good OP?

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

All of them are. We still keep in touch. But is not what I want

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London

You tell me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
14 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Trust me has nothing to do with depression, I'm mentally stable

There's your problem. You need to be slightly unhinged."

🤣

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
14 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"You tell me"

OP hit the reply and quote button so people know who you're responding to 😊

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"You tell me

OP hit the reply and quote button so people know who you're responding to 😊"

I was literally about to say the same

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I find telegram easier for communication, but light often works better for me"

Light waves rule. Let's all admire Midnight's frequency. 〰️

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By *weetiepie99Woman
14 weeks ago

cardiff


"You tell me"

Reply and quote reply and quote reply and quote

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
14 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Oh dear, poor chap. In the 3 weeks you’ve been here was the entire site supposed to want you?

You may find the energy you put out is more than likely the energy you will receive and judging by this post I’m guessing thats not very positive

Donna

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Breaker Breaker OP, OP. C'mon good buddy, y'hear me there? C'mon OP...reply and quote there, there's a bear in the air etc etc.

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
14 weeks ago

Reading


"You tell me

OP hit the reply and quote button so people know who you're responding to 😊

I was literally about to say the same "

It's been suggested more than once.

Message not getting through....

J

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By *ndycoinsMan
14 weeks ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Extremely judgemental site.

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan
14 weeks ago

Now 4 days Tamworth b79 till 28.7 let's chat social-fun if Click


"What has been the most disappointing aspect??

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Midnight

Women who are unpolite and never reply properly

In my 6 years I've only had two abusive responses from the frustrated male partner in a couple.

I now only open mails from a certain type of fab user or a forumite response to a thread ... I am rubbish at sustaining replys though, life often gets in the way and I cba with 'deep meaningful' questions that go on and on, when I'm trying to juggle feeding my cat, hitting the gym and making my tea.

I find telegram easier for communication, but light and often works better for me"

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Just saying was not being rued sorry

But I did a while back send you a real nice message

And not reply xx

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
14 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Ah young padawan, patience is key....wisdom of Fab has been chasing you but you are running faster.

Slow down, buy some Lynx or Hai Karate and stand outside with a Kebab, I guarantee it will work

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Aww the bitter sweet taste of rejection, hang on in there little buddy.

You’re going to be ok 👍🏻

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By *WBCambs25Man
14 weeks ago

East Anglia


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "

Been on and off for about 12 years now... two meets with separate couples, one with a solo f. All within the last 2 years or so...

Give it another 10 years or so...

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

So why come back if you’re not impressed?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
14 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Ah young padawan, patience is key....wisdom of Fab has been chasing you but you are running faster.

Slow down, buy some Lynx or Hai Karate and stand outside with a Kebab, I guarantee it will work

"

I’ve got some old spice will that work ?

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
14 weeks ago

Niche


"Breaker Breaker OP, OP. C'mon good buddy, y'hear me there? C'mon OP...reply and quote there, there's a bear in the air etc etc."

Is it a hebear or a shebear? Trying to visualise

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
14 weeks ago

Niche


"You tell me

OP hit the reply and quote button so people know who you're responding to 😊

I was literally about to say the same

It's been suggested more than once.

Message not getting through....

J"

I think perhaps you have stumbled upon the crux of the problem....

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "

Why you still here then?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Breaker Breaker OP, OP. C'mon good buddy, y'hear me there? C'mon OP...reply and quote there, there's a bear in the air etc etc.

Is it a hebear or a shebear? Trying to visualise "

Perhaps non binary bear or Bear Grylls?

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
14 weeks ago

Niche


"Breaker Breaker OP, OP. C'mon good buddy, y'hear me there? C'mon OP...reply and quote there, there's a bear in the air etc etc.

Is it a hebear or a shebear? Trying to visualise

Perhaps non binary bear or Bear Grylls?

"

What are they grylling? Catch of the day? Filly O'Fish?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oof.

Do you think your messaging style might have anything to do with it OP?

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By *ustAnotherMan
14 weeks ago

brumish

I viewed your first message here just now. Not impressed

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By *irtyKittenCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton

This reminds of the couple that went to the newspapers complaining that sites like this should be shutdown, because they kept getting rejected.

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By *ildTimes.Man
14 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else"

Did you just disagree with yourself? 🥪

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By *ore_Please81Woman
14 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else"

Wow where do I start. As an experienced submissive you come across as cocky and arrogant. If this is how you converse I wouldn’t reply and probably block.

Maybe the women on this site are not the problem and time for some self reflection? 💜

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else

Did you just disagree with yourself? 🥪"

Obviously he's saying he doesn't think he's something else. He KNOWS he's something else.

Though, from the teach me mommy opening messages, I'm gonna go with he doesn't have an enduring image of himself as yet 💜

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By *ore_Please81Woman
14 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else

You forgot to add patronising and a creative speller "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *azarMan
14 weeks ago

Strabane


"Really? Everything is mechanical here; people don't go with the flow. And that is toxic "

I see you changed your user name, I guess it's a start. That still won't change the person you are, self reflection needed. Don't blame others for your behaviour.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
14 weeks ago

Pershore

What was your expectation vs reality?

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By *ildTimes.Man
14 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"Sweetheart I don't think I'm something else.

I'm a combination of Gentleman - Freak - Traditional Man - Open Minded - Wild and senzual. With me you feel safe and dominated in the same time etc.

So yes I'm something else

Did you just disagree with yourself? 🥪

Obviously he's saying he doesn't think he's something else. He KNOWS he's something else.

Though, from the teach me mommy opening messages, I'm gonna go with he doesn't have an enduring image of himself as yet 💜"

Well he didn't express it very well then, If you're a Dom do you say "teach me mommy"? 🤔 #confused 🥪

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Central

You win some, you lose some. Perhaps your first profile fared better OP?

How realistic were your expectations? Especially, based on the evident effort that you've made, in conjunction with the clarity of your profile expression.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Breaker Breaker OP, OP. C'mon good buddy, y'hear me there? C'mon OP...reply and quote there, there's a bear in the air etc etc.

Is it a hebear or a shebear? Trying to visualise

Perhaps non binary bear or Bear Grylls?

What are they grylling? Catch of the day? Filly O'Fish?"

Stop derailing. You will get us both in trouble. We will both be grylled

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By *innersh WillMan
14 weeks ago

.

Willy status : dry

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

Why you still here then? "

Fair question 🤓

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
14 weeks ago

Niche


"Breaker Breaker OP, OP. C'mon good buddy, y'hear me there? C'mon OP...reply and quote there, there's a bear in the air etc etc.

Is it a hebear or a shebear? Trying to visualise

Perhaps non binary bear or Bear Grylls?

What are they grylling? Catch of the day? Filly O'Fish?

Stop derailing. You will get us both in trouble. We will both be grylled "

😱 you said the D-word Shhhhhhhh

Bringing it back in to the room....

OP seems to have gone to powder his nose.

When he gets back, let's ask him if he actually would like some constructive feedback or if he's just in the market for a whine.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Breaker Breaker OP, OP. C'mon good buddy, y'hear me there? C'mon OP...reply and quote there, there's a bear in the air etc etc.

Is it a hebear or a shebear? Trying to visualise

Perhaps non binary bear or Bear Grylls?

What are they grylling? Catch of the day? Filly O'Fish?

Stop derailing. You will get us both in trouble. We will both be grylled

😱 you said the D-word Shhhhhhhh

Bringing it back in to the room....

OP seems to have gone to powder his nose.

When he gets back, let's ask him if he actually would like some constructive feedback or if he's just in the market for a whine."

I much prefer to offer feedback, but without permission. It forces the mods to give me a 48hr timeout. How else can I escape the pull of the forums.

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By *he MinionMan
14 weeks ago

.

Entitlement check required ?

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"Breaker Breaker OP, OP. C'mon good buddy, y'hear me there? C'mon OP...reply and quote there, there's a bear in the air etc etc.

Is it a hebear or a shebear? Trying to visualise

Perhaps non binary bear or Bear Grylls?

What are they grylling? Catch of the day? Filly O'Fish?

Stop derailing. You will get us both in trouble. We will both be grylled

😱 you said the D-word Shhhhhhhh

Bringing it back in to the room....

OP seems to have gone to powder his nose.

When he gets back, let's ask him if he actually would like some constructive feedback or if he's just in the market for a whine.

I much prefer to offer feedback, but without permission. It forces the mods to give me a 48hr timeout. How else can I escape the pull of the forums."

That way it gives you time to think of your actions 🤣

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
14 weeks ago

The Lake District


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "

Perhaps OP should have joined "this website" rather than Fabswingers then

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Breaker Breaker OP, OP. C'mon good buddy, y'hear me there? C'mon OP...reply and quote there, there's a bear in the air etc etc.

Is it a hebear or a shebear? Trying to visualise

Perhaps non binary bear or Bear Grylls?

What are they grylling? Catch of the day? Filly O'Fish?

Stop derailing. You will get us both in trouble. We will both be grylled

😱 you said the D-word Shhhhhhhh

Bringing it back in to the room....

OP seems to have gone to powder his nose.

When he gets back, let's ask him if he actually would like some constructive feedback or if he's just in the market for a whine.

I much prefer to offer feedback, but without permission. It forces the mods to give me a 48hr timeout. How else can I escape the pull of the forums.

That way it gives you time to think of your actions 🤣"

Yes. Exactly this, and then seek the remedial course that Fab offers.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
14 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "
your profile says you joined 3 weeks ago that’s nothing patience key on here

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By *riel13Woman
14 weeks ago

Northampton

Lower your expectations...

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By *uffnmuffCouple
14 weeks ago

London


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "

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By *ayRyuMan
14 weeks ago

Harrogate

Need to wait until you've been ignored for years before you get the right to complain on here squire 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Fab can certainly be frustrating. It can bring out the worst in folks.

But still here : )

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "

Ah! You’ve clearly been exposed to ‘reality’. It’s tough when you realise that actually you aren’t as appealing to people as you’ve been telling yourself you are.

Tell you what, pick yourself up, dust yourself off and keep going hey? Maybe you’ll find your ego again one day?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Not a friendly website "

Get a motorcycle helmet buddy, life can be rough.

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By *acey_RedWoman
14 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

What would impress you? "

Free clunge Tuesdays

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By *iscombobulated1523Couple
14 weeks ago

Worcestershire


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

What would impress you?

Free clunge Tuesdays"

Free fanny Friday 🤷

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
14 weeks ago

Bromley

3 weeks without a hint of sex.

Get over it mate.

Go to clubs and events, don't be a cockwomble though, as it won't help

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By *idnight47Man
14 weeks ago

Sheffield

Oof, calling someone sweetheart, how patronising.

Really not sure what your expectations were…

In case you didn’t know, patronising means talking down to someone

😉😂

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By *cunthorpe123Couple
14 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"3 weeks without a hint of sex.

Get over it mate.

Go to clubs and events, don't be a cockwomble though, as it won't help "

Sean at times goes longer than that and we’re married and live together 😂😂😂

Poor op having a dry 3 weeks 😂

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By *hirleyMan
14 weeks ago

London


"3 weeks without a hint of sex.

Get over it mate.

Go to clubs and events, don't be a cockwomble though, as it won't help

Sean at times goes longer than that and we’re married and live together 😂😂😂

Poor op having a dry 3 weeks 😂"

Blud thought it was a licence to plug holes when he signed up👆🏻...

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
14 weeks ago

Altrincham

You've been here 3wks,took me twice as long as that to find someone & it's been ongoing for 4nths...🤔

Maybe that says more about me than you 🤷🏼‍♂️

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By *unGuy4U1978Man
14 weeks ago

near you

This site always impresses me. I find the number of attractive women my age who put the sexiest pics of themselves online to be amazing!

Real people doing filthy things is incredibly sexy. I do wish that, more often, they’d be doing those filthy things with me- but ya can’t have everything.

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By *unGuy4U1978Man
14 weeks ago

near you


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

What would impress you?

Free clunge Tuesdays"

Keep those good ideas coming. You’re generating amazing ideas!

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By *olden RatioWoman
14 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

What would impress you?

Free clunge Tuesdays

Keep those good ideas coming. You’re generating amazing ideas!"

Mucho muff Mondays?

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By *unGuy4U1978Man
14 weeks ago

near you


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

What would impress you?

Free clunge Tuesdays

Keep those good ideas coming. You’re generating amazing ideas!

Mucho muff Mondays?"

The creative juices are flowing! (Among other juices)

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By *oeBeansMan
14 weeks ago

Derby


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

What would impress you?

Free clunge Tuesdays

Keep those good ideas coming. You’re generating amazing ideas!

Mucho muff Mondays?"

Wide open Wednesdays?

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

How would you improve it?

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By *ecky and justCouple
14 weeks ago

Godalming

TLDR notes.

Man joins sex positive website.

Man thinks “they’ve not seen anything like me”

Man thinks “I’ll show ‘em”

Man gets flamed on forum…

3 weeks.

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By *outhernC0mfortMan
14 weeks ago

Cumbria


"How would you improve it?"

Hold a general erection

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By *avie65Man
14 weeks ago

In the west.

I thought this was about Shania Twain. But she does impressive, very much.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

It's alot of work for little results I find haha

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London


"What has been the most disappointing aspect?? "

That you are there and I'm here

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

What would impress you?

Free clunge Tuesdays

Keep those good ideas coming. You’re generating amazing ideas!

Mucho muff Mondays?"

What that means? )

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

What would impress you?

Free clunge Tuesdays"

What is that?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

14 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "

I joined this website some time ago. Impressed.

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By *ude LawMan
14 weeks ago

Harrogate


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

What would impress you?

Free clunge Tuesdays

What is that?"

It's political.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
14 weeks ago

Ryde


"Free clunge Tuesdays"

Fish Taco Tuesdays?

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By *ellhungvweMan
14 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I agree with you OP. It’s an absolutely nightmare having to find the time to fit all these insatiable women in. Have you got any diary management tips?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
14 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm neither unimpressed or impressed, guess I'm just pressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

It's always funny when men join expecting an all you can eat fanny banquet. Welcome to the real world OP, bit of a shock isn't it

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London


"Like I said, this keeps disappointing me. If I speak normally, it's not good; if I'm rude, it's not good; if I'm respectful, it's still not good ) like wtf?

So what would be good OP?"

If I will say my perspective I will offence some people, so is no point of doing'it

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London


"It's always funny when men join expecting an all you can eat fanny banquet. Welcome to the real world OP, bit of a shock isn't it "

Is not about that, trust me is much deeper

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By *ickyxxx99Man
14 weeks ago

Lewisham . Se London

I think people looking at your profile wouldn't be impressed with the amount of detail and effort you've put into it. Try harder and you may get more out of the site.

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By *ecadentDeviantsCouple
14 weeks ago

Preston

Yes, it’s tough for single males on here. In other news, water is wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"It's always funny when men join expecting an all you can eat fanny banquet. Welcome to the real world OP, bit of a shock isn't it

Is not about that, trust me is much deeper "

It's fab, how deep can it be?

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By *pthillMan
14 weeks ago

st shithole


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "

I wouldn’t bother posting in here

On any subject ,, ANY

95% will automatically disagree

Its in their nature

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By *sWyldWoman
14 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Perhaps you need to manage your expectations better

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By *he MinionMan
14 weeks ago

.

Within my first 3 weeks of being on fab i learned many lessons.

One of which was how the reply and quote button worked. Once i'd mastered that, which didnt take long, i progressed to what some may find far more challenging.

Everyday is a school day.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

I wouldn’t bother posting in here

On any subject ,, ANY

95% will automatically disagree

Its in their nature

"

I disagree.

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By *he MinionMan
14 weeks ago

.


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

I wouldn’t bother posting in here

On any subject ,, ANY

95% will automatically disagree

Its in their nature

"

I disagree with that whole heartedly.

Oh wait a sec...

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By *aggyballs98Man
14 weeks ago

Cheshire

I made my account about a month ago I’ve not used it much. I don’t like the fact this site is 99% men very bad statistics.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

I wouldn’t bother posting in here

On any subject ,, ANY

95% will automatically disagree

Its in their nature

"

Most of those types aren't around at the moment actually..

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By *aggyballs98Man
14 weeks ago

Cheshire

I’m glad this forum is going strong

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By *heLeadbettersCouple
14 weeks ago

Reading


"I made my account about a month ago I’ve not used it much. I don’t like the fact this site is 99% men very bad statistics."

How do you know the percentages?

J

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By *aggyballs98Man
14 weeks ago

Cheshire


"I made my account about a month ago I’ve not used it much. I don’t like the fact this site is 99% men very bad statistics.

How do you know the percentages?

J"

I went on the cam rooms total sausage fest

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By *entlemanJay39Man
14 weeks ago

Northampton


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed "

Alright Shania Twain

🎶Fabswingers, so you a forum?

That don't impress me much 🎶

😂

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By *ild_oatsMan
14 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners


"I made my account about a month ago I’ve not used it much. I don’t like the fact this site is 99% men very bad statistics."

Seriously, just exactly what were you expecting…. Dial-a-shag.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

I wouldn’t bother posting in here

On any subject ,, ANY

95% will automatically disagree

Its in their nature

"

I agree. I’m in the 5%

[basks in feeling special]

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By *entlemanJay39Man
14 weeks ago

Northampton


"I joined this website some time ago. Not impressed

I wouldn’t bother posting in here

On any subject ,, ANY

95% will automatically disagree

Its in their nature

I disagree. "

🤣🤣

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By *otsossieMan
14 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I was told women would be throwing themselves at me and I would “clean up”.

Turns out that has a different meaning here

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By *ustModeOn OP   Man
14 weeks ago

London


"What were you expecting that has lead to this disappointment OP?"

Long bio like a brochure, that is Boring,

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By *ude LawMan
14 weeks ago

Harrogate

Anyone else for a Shania gag before this closes?

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By *ealitybitesMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast


"Anyone else for a Shania gag before this closes?"

Already had one up top

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By *ilbzMan
14 weeks ago

Swindon Wiltshire

I have been on here 5 months and not met anyone, okay maybe theres something wrong with me, who knows but am not bothered by it, after all patience is a virtue

Had some lovely chats with some very lovely ladies, who to be fair do get bombarded with messages and unwanted D pics.

Otherwise i am guessing you either forgot to switch the lust mode on, forgot the batteries or its just broken 😂

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By *ude LawMan
14 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Anyone else for a Shania gag before this closes?

Already had one up top "

Really? I couldn't see five.

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By *ad NannaWoman
14 weeks ago

East London


"What were you expecting that has lead to this disappointment OP?

Long bio like a brochure, that is Boring, "

Don't you want to know as much as possible about the women you're thinking of messaging?

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