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"How do I decorate my bedroom? I want to make it so men can only bear to stay for sex, and won't get any ideas about staying. Vagina dentata doorway? Lace?" Wedding dress hanging on the outside of the wardrobe door, several Voodoo dolls with men's names on and pins in. | |||
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"Cats - lots of cats !!!" I like cats 😺😺 | |||
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"Red bulbs and fairy lights " I’ve got fairy lights in my bedroom  | |||
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"Red bulbs and fairy lights I’ve got fairy lights in my bedroom "Coloured or white? | |||
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"Red bulbs and fairy lights I’ve got fairy lights in my bedroom
Coloured or white? "Warm off white. I find white too cold! | |||
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"Hamd ur ass out the bathroom window like a glory hole and do.t let us in the house " I'll keep that in mind when I don't live near schools  | |||
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"Polaroid pictures of past conquests or murder victims (not necessarily yours!) hanging on string with clothes pegs." Or use some wool to connect the pictures like you’re working out a crime. | |||
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"I have fairy lights in my bedroom as well 🫣😆" Quite like the thought of fairy lights....may do this in my new place...🤔 | |||
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"How do I decorate my bedroom? I want to make it so men can only bear to stay for sex, and won't get any ideas about staying. Vagina dentata doorway? Lace? Wedding dress hanging on the outside of the wardrobe door, several Voodoo dolls with men's names on and pins in." Careful with the wedding dress. Some men will want you to put it on while you have sex | |||
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"I have fairy lights in my bedroom as well 🫣😆 Quite like the thought of fairy lights....may do this in my new place...🤔" Creates a nice soft ambience with my lamp instead of putting the big light on 😂 | |||
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"Leave your Rose West cosplay outfit hanging on the wardrobe door" This just reminded me... A friend of mine once went home with a guy whose chosen bed time reading was 'Theory & Practice in Modern Embalming' He said he never shut his eyes all night | |||
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"Lots of teddy bears, or, even worse - lots of dolls. And pink. For ultra cock blocking, leave a pile of bridal magazines next to the bed. " Dolls....... Lots of porcelain dolls 😬 | |||
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"A bed full of teddies Pot dolls in period costumes in wicker chairs by the bed" Or reborn dolls | |||
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"Put me in it 🤣" I'd stay!! 😉😉 | |||
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"Wrought iron headboard with cuffs and fairy lights. Barbie bedspread. Porcelain dolls and as many Yankee candles as you can find room for. " I’m just missing the Barbie bedspread and the porcelain dolls or it could have been BINGO!  | |||
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"Just make the letterbox into a gloryhole. I recommend one of the ones with wire brushes on the inside of the letterbox "Lets the cocks in but keeps the draught out | |||
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"Just make the letterbox into a gloryhole. I recommend one of the ones with wire brushes on the inside of the letterbox
Lets the cocks in but keeps the draught out "Exactly! More energy saving tips from the KCs coming soon | |||
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"Just make the letterbox into a gloryhole. I recommend one of the ones with wire brushes on the inside of the letterbox
Lets the cocks in but keeps the draught out "It'll certainly stop you getting crappy mail too | |||
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"Just have a very large mallet and some leg stocks lying around." That would bring hordes of a certain bent around  | |||
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"How do I decorate my bedroom? I want to make it so men can only bear to stay for sex, and won't get any ideas about staying. Vagina dentata doorway? Lace? Wedding dress hanging on the outside of the wardrobe door, several Voodoo dolls with men's names on and pins in." That'll do it!! 😆😆 | |||
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the wedding dress wont work  | |||
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"Any pot pourri and I'm not even coming in for sex, so be careful not to overdo the girly. (Not that anyone's worried about me being in their room, but you know, I speak for all men.)" #notall... Oh. | |||
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"Any pot pourri and I'm not even coming in for sex, so be careful not to overdo the girly. (Not that anyone's worried about me being in their room, but you know, I speak for all men.) #notall... Oh." Indeed. Called it on behalf of us all. Easy. | |||
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"Any pot pourri and I'm not even coming in for sex, so be careful not to overdo the girly. (Not that anyone's worried about me being in their room, but you know, I speak for all men.) #notall... Oh." Are you saying YOLO isn't tall?! | |||
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"Any pot pourri and I'm not even coming in for sex, so be careful not to overdo the girly. (Not that anyone's worried about me being in their room, but you know, I speak for all men.) #notall... Oh. Are you saying YOLO isn't tall?! "Ssssh you. She hasn't met me so doesn't know that yet. | |||
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"How do I decorate my bedroom? I want to make it so men can only bear to stay for sex, and won't get any ideas about staying. Vagina dentata doorway? Lace? Wedding dress hanging on the outside of the wardrobe door, several Voodoo dolls with men's names on and pins in."
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"Any pot pourri and I'm not even coming in for sex, so be careful not to overdo the girly. (Not that anyone's worried about me being in their room, but you know, I speak for all men.) #notall... Oh. Are you saying YOLO isn't tall?!
Ssssh you. She hasn't met me so doesn't know that yet."Everyone is tall stood next to me  | |||
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"Cats - lots of cats !!!" On plates, hanging on the walls...🐱 | |||
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"have a bed in a bedroom with sever bondage gear and big toys, have a sign men beware entering this room means business allow men to peak through a trap door and then trap them into it as curiosity will get the better of them. as they stick there head through it traps them there
the wedding dress wont work "BRB, redecorating 😍 | |||
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"I suggest that you wallpaper your entire penthouse flat in an androgynous William Morris 'strawberry thief' print, superimposed with all your 500½ Fab verifications, from the skirting to the coving." Penthouse | |||
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"I suggest that you wallpaper your entire penthouse flat in an androgynous William Morris 'strawberry thief' print, superimposed with all your 500½ Fab verifications, from the skirting to the coving. Penthouse "Howabouts you do my downstairs and I'll do your upstairs....and no that isn't a euphemism 🤣🤣 | |||
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"I suggest that you wallpaper your entire penthouse flat in an androgynous William Morris 'strawberry thief' print, superimposed with all your 500½ Fab verifications, from the skirting to the coving. Penthouse
Howabouts you do my downstairs and I'll do your upstairs....and no that isn't a euphemism 🤣🤣"I don't have an upstairs. Unless I'm nicking my neighbour's place | |||
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"Make a stencil of the Countdown clock and stamp that on every wall and ceiling and install a walking floor/convayer belt between the door and bed ""Alexa, play my sexy playlist" "Playing The Minute Waltz" | |||
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"I suggest that you wallpaper your entire penthouse flat in an androgynous William Morris 'strawberry thief' print, superimposed with all your 500½ Fab verifications, from the skirting to the coving. Penthouse
Howabouts you do my downstairs and I'll do your upstairs....and no that isn't a euphemism 🤣🤣
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I don't have an upstairs. Unless I'm nicking my neighbour's place "• @Swing, you've got an upstairs - the roof terrace and a downstairs, the atrium! | |||
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"I suggest that you wallpaper your entire penthouse flat in an androgynous William Morris 'strawberry thief' print, superimposed with all your 500½ Fab verifications, from the skirting to the coving. Penthouse
Howabouts you do my downstairs and I'll do your upstairs....and no that isn't a euphemism 🤣🤣
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I don't have an upstairs. Unless I'm nicking my neighbour's place
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@Swing, you've got an upstairs - the roof terrace and a downstairs, the atrium!
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