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By *ackformore100 OP Man
28 weeks ago

Tin town

What advertising slogans stick in your memory?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

🎶For mash get Smash🎶

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Washing machines live longer with Calgon

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By *mmaleiaWoman
28 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Ariston n on n on ….

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By *luerooMan
28 weeks ago

Bridgwater

Boom boom esso blue

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

All of them stick in my memory. I can’t shut them out. I get no peace. No rest. No sleep. The jingles haunt my every moment. Won’t somebody help me silence the endless screaming void of promotional voices?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
28 weeks ago

Tin town

"All of them stick in my memory. I can’t shut them out. I get no peace. No rest. No sleep. The jingles haunt my every moment. Won’t somebody help me silence the endless screaming void of promotional voices?"

Sounds like a radio head lyric?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
28 weeks ago

Tin town

She's wearing harmony hairspray

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back

When the room smells fresh so do you

Next time you vacuum you know just what to do

Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
28 weeks ago

East Sussex

A million housewives every day,pick up s tin of beans and say

"Beans means Heinz"

🎶

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By *ornycougaWoman
28 weeks ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"🎶For mash get Smash🎶"

I thought this as I scrolled onto your post!

Finger licking good

Just do it

The Milky Bars are on me

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By *exyScientistsCouple
28 weeks ago

Castlebar

Only the crumbles flakiest chocolate

Tastes like chocolate never tasted before...

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat

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By *itygamesMan
28 weeks ago

let your fingers do the walking .........yellow pages

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
28 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

0800 00 1066

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Wasssaaaaaaaap

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By *itygamesMan
28 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 12/01/25 13:39:22]

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By *parkle1974Woman
28 weeks ago

Leeds

All because the lady loves Milk tray...

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By *issmorganWoman
28 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I'm a secret lemonade drinker-R whites.

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By *BWmetalcouple666Couple
28 weeks ago

houghton

Auto glass repair

Auto glass replace

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By *AJMLKTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Burley

Lipsmacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, cool buzzing, high talking, fast living, ever giving, cool fizzing...Pepsi!

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By *vaRoseWoman
28 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

The red car and the blue car had a race …..

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By *parkle1974Woman
28 weeks ago

Leeds

Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Most people won’t remember this one…..

" If you see Sid, tell him! "

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By *issmorganWoman
28 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

"The red car and the blue car had a race ….."

I've got that stuck in my head now

I'll be your dog - kiora.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

When is it your domino day

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By *estructionDollyWoman
28 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
28 weeks ago

Tin town

Lipsmackin'thirstquenchin'acetastin'motivatin'goodbuzzin' cooltalkin'highwalkin'fastlivin'evergivin'coolfizzin'

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
28 weeks ago

Tin town

I'd like to teach the world to sing

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By *ugehandsMan
28 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

You can't get better than a kwik fit fitter they're the boys to trust.

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By *ustAnotherMan
28 weeks ago

brumish

Bit of a local one but if you know you know... Kidderminster Carpets..a perfect fit every time

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Washing machines live longer with calgon.

As an adult I’ve realised how true that is

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"Washing machines live longer with calgon.

As an adult I’ve realised how true that is "

Sang that yesterday in Costco.

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By *midnight-Woman
28 weeks ago

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The best ones were vitalite, um bongo and kiora

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By *itygamesMan
28 weeks ago

Cadbury's Smash - For mash get smash

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
28 weeks ago

Next Door

You've been tangoed

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By *itygamesMan
28 weeks ago

"You can't get better than a kwik fit fitter they're the boys to trust. "

if you dont mind being ripped off.

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By *irlWithTheHazelEyesWoman
28 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Cheer up evergreen! Makes lawns lush and green. It's the... easy-peasy way to... get the lawn of your dreams!

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
28 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"It's not for Girls"

(I'm still waiting for one of the pessimist why-cant-I-get-a-meet brigade to add this to the 'what sweet would you be?' thread!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"I'm a secret lemonade drinker-R whites. "

There used to be an R Whites Lemonade factory near me, we used to take bottles back for a 5p refund 🤣

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By *irlWithTheHazelEyesWoman
28 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Tizer - Refresh your head! Always remember that one from SMTV Live and CD UK.

And Dr Pepper, what's the worst that could happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Who gives you extra?

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
28 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Aston Martin pre-owned cars.

Picture a photo of a woman scantily clad in silk undies, with flowing hair, legs that go on forever and skin shining; with the slogan, "you know you're not the first, but do you really care"!

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By *aitonelMan
28 weeks ago

Liverpool

Not so much a slogan, but the old spice whistle and commercials from about 2010 will forever stick in my mind.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
28 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!"

Loved that song 🥰

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Brut go on splash it all over

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Made from girders

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

The only thing to do with a rowntrees fruit pastille is CHEW

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By *abioMan
28 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Two words…….

Declan swan!!!!!

And somewhere in the uk someone probably coughed up a sweetie!!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
28 weeks ago

Durham

It's too orangey for crows...

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
28 weeks ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Only the crumbliest, flakiest Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Does exactly what it says on the tin

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

🎶There's lots of fun for everyone, in The Big Yellow Teapot🎶

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
28 weeks ago

The Lake District

Chewits "Even chewier than a Barrow In Furness bus depot"

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By *angtidy42Couple
28 weeks ago

Redditch

There's a humphy about

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By *elix SightedMan
28 weeks ago

Cloud 8

My name? Yes it’s JR Hartley.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
28 weeks ago

North West UK

I feel like chicken tonight....

Oh Tony would you look at that! *Tango*

They're tasty, tasty, very very tasty, they're very tasty!

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By *oonbath89Man
28 weeks ago

radstock

BANG …..and the dirt is gone

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By *elix SightedMan
28 weeks ago

Cloud 8

If you liiiiiike a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club.

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By *cflirtyMan
28 weeks ago

Hampshire

The belly's gonna get ya... tango

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By *aughtylist DuoCouple
28 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

"The belly's gonna get ya... tango"

That gave me nightmares 🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman
28 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

BANG!! And the dirt is gone

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By *cottish guy 555Man
28 weeks ago

London

We hope it's chips, it's chips.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Ramsey

Carlos Fandango Super Wide Wheels

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By *ustAnotherMan
28 weeks ago

brumish

It's too orangey for crows!

I'll be your dawg

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By *avecooper69Man
28 weeks ago

Benfleet

Auto glass replace auto glass repair

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By *ougarsilkWoman
28 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid

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By *avexxMan
28 weeks ago

cheshire

bisto i use to make the bloody stuff first job as a teenager rhm foods

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By *ugehandsMan
28 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Well, hold on there bald eagle - texan bar

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By *itygamesMan
28 weeks ago

you do the shake n vac

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
28 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

HI IM BARRY SCOTT !!

( Deliberately said in Capitals as he always shouted )

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By *zeroMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow

You buy one you get one free!

I said you buy one you get one free!

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By *hubbycheckerMan
28 weeks ago

Porstmouth

Accrington Stanley, who are they?

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By *ee642024Woman
28 weeks ago

Crook

jo and petunia coastguard cartoon.and the pelican crossing(wish i had brought my brolly) cartoon ad.

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By *neeyedwillieMan
28 weeks ago

Darlington

Trio!

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By *rthur WrightusMan
28 weeks ago

Round the Bend

Nine out of ten cats prefer it.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
28 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Were you truly wafted here from paradise

Naa Luton Airport

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By *a LunaWoman
28 weeks ago

o o OO o o

You got an Ology?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
27 weeks ago

Tin town

Ohhhhj

We arr the lads frum country loife

An you never put a bedder bidder budder on yer knoife...its English too an good for your woife

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple
27 weeks ago

Durham

The red car and the blue car had a race......

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

For Tudor? I'd climb a mountain...

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
27 weeks ago

Ipswich

Whites lemonade

Secret lemonade drinker

Caburys flake advert

Only the crumbliest

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By *uninthesun21Man
27 weeks ago

Algarve

"Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid"

Now there’s a blast from the past 🥰

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By *uninthesun21Man
27 weeks ago

Algarve

Who would you give your last Rolo to?

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By *ionycusMan
27 weeks ago

Babylon

OG ITCHY PLOFF TEE RA NEESI

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
27 weeks ago

Pontypool

Take it easy with Cadburys caramel.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
27 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
27 weeks ago

Pontypool

Tell them about the honey, mummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Sounds really good...let's get it on xx

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By *ddie1966Man
27 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I'm a secret lemonade drinker...

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By *ionycusMan
27 weeks ago

Babylon

All because the lady loves ...

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By *onmar02Couple (MM)
27 weeks ago

Bargoed

"Most people won’t remember this one…..

" If you see Sid, tell him! ""

British gas

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By *anonfire96Man
27 weeks ago

Mansfield

She flies like a bird in the sky

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By *onmar02Couple (MM)
27 weeks ago

Bargoed

Nothing sucks like an electrolux

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By *orphia2003Woman
27 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

What goes up, must come down, super fresco goes up easy, it's by Gresham and Brown.

TRIO!!! TRIO!! I want a trio and I want one now. Not 1, not 2 but 3 things in it, chocolate, biscuit and a toffee bit too.

Hofmeister. For great lager, follow the bear

A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew. Texan bars

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By *hunky GentMan
27 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Shake n vac.....

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
27 weeks ago

North West

Made to make your mouth water

The man from Del Monte says Yes

A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat

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By *itygamesMan
27 weeks ago

TUNES...........Help you breathe more easily

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
27 weeks ago

Bristol

Ambassador! You’re really spoiling us!

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By *orny salesmanMan
27 weeks ago

Preston

Fly fishing by J R Hartley

A mars a day helps you work rest and play

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By *tu.xMan
27 weeks ago

around

Watch out watch out there's a Humphrey about

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
27 weeks ago

Dudley

"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.

The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,

They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!"
didn’t know you could still buy it until a couple of weeks ago when I saw it in farm foods, nothing like i remember it, tastes disgusting , another one I remember is the Kia Ora orange squash advert

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
27 weeks ago

Ipswich

For some reason today don’t ask me why

Busby the bird telephone advert was a long time ago most you young ones won’t remember

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
27 weeks ago

Dudley

Limara body spray advert a song called Remember my name sang by Stevie van Lange (ex wife of Mutt Lange record producer who worked with such bands as AC/DC and Def Leppard among others) she also did one of the Trio adverts and the “screaming “ body form advert

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Australians wouldn't give a Castlemaine XXXX for anything else

I miss that beer🍻

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
27 weeks ago

Sussex

Vursprungdurktecnik

(Showing my age here)

Every bubble's passed its fizzical.

And

"How do you say, My pint of John Smiths is tinged with the colours of a sunset over Skarsdale Cragg?

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By *old MemberMan
27 weeks ago

Worcester

Accrington Stanley? Who are they?

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By *itygamesMan
27 weeks ago

clunk click every trip

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

They're grrrrrrrrrrret Tony the tiger, Frosties

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By *atinaChica54Woman
27 weeks ago

Marlborough

A Finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat...

Go on, finish the slogan....you know you can't help yourself!

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By *vcarolTV/TS
27 weeks ago

kilmarnockish

Because I’m worth it.

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By *atinaChica54Woman
27 weeks ago

Marlborough

Brut! Rub it all Over....As quoted by Henry Cooper

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By *otuseater11Man
27 weeks ago

kilwinning

Cross your heart by Playtex

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By *atinaChica54Woman
27 weeks ago

Marlborough

It's Marvellous....less fat too!....

Proper showing my age now!

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By *olinOfBathMan
27 weeks ago

Corsham

The Esso sign means happy motoring...

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By *olinOfBathMan
27 weeks ago

Corsham

Murray Mints, too good to hurry mints...

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By *onmar02Couple (MM)
26 weeks ago

Bargoed

Chop chop, busy busy, work work, bang bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

They're waffley versatile. Showing the age there!

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