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"Share Toots 🤣" Give him a soapy shower using a Brillo pad | |||
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"Share Toots 🤣 Give him a soapy shower using a Brillo pad "Long slow spooning. With a glass of eggnog | |||
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"Share Toots 🤣 Give him a soapy shower using a Brillo pad
Long slow spooning. With a glass of eggnog"Borrow the fancy stilettos | |||
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"Share Toots 🤣 Give him a soapy shower using a Brillo pad
Long slow spooning. With a glass of eggnog
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"Share Toots 🤣 Give him a soapy shower using a Brillo pad
Long slow spooning. With a glass of eggnog
Borrow the fancy stilettos"Shake my hairy chest at her | |||
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"Put some clothes on him and make him a coffee . Well, I’d accept the coffee at least "Really it's barely drinkable . | |||
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"Watch him drink his coffee in his birthday suit " Pluck his anal hair Mr | |||
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"Watch him drink his coffee in his birthday suit Pluck his anal hair Mr " Buy her a modern camera so we could have her in colour | |||
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"Put some clothes on him and make him a coffee . Well, I’d accept the coffee at least Really it's barely drinkable ."Better than wearing clothes  | |||
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"Put some clothes on him and make him a coffee . Well, I’d accept the coffee at least Really it's barely drinkable .
Better than wearing clothes "Well yes I guess bit nippy where you are mind . | |||
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"Put some clothes on him and make him a coffee . Well, I’d accept the coffee at least Really it's barely drinkable .
Better than wearing clothes Well yes I guess bit nippy where you are mind ."Get these two a room, so they can fuck Mr | |||
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"Perhaps let them borrow my 'tool kit'/ toy box" If its Leggo I'm in . | |||
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"Perhaps let them borrow my 'tool kit'/ toy boxIf its Leggo I'm in ." Teach him how to make a decent cuppa | |||
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"Hey I'll be in Bristol next year ." Join him for a deer ride | |||
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"Hey I'll be in Bristol next year . Join him for a deer ride "Hide all those deer | |||
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"Hey I'll be in Bristol next year . Join him for a deer ride "All manners of carnal sins … and then give biggest post carnal sins cuddle to her | |||
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"Watch him and my wife " Take his cam away Mr | |||
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"I'd like a threesome with them." I’d like to watch … | |||
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"I'd like a threesome with them. I’d like to watch … " Let him watch… | |||
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"Tie him to some railings at Bristol Temple Meads Station and have some flying dwarves and nuns spank him with a damp rolled up copy of woman's own." 😂 give him a Christmas Elf costume to wear while he is acting this scene 😂 | |||
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"😂 give him a Christmas Elf costume to wear while he is acting this scene 😂" Give him another elf costume and get them to do a cute elf dance! 😁 | |||
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"😂 give him a Christmas Elf costume to wear while he is acting this scene 😂 Give him another elf costume and get them to do a cute elf dance! 😁" Clad in fishnets and have my wicked way with | |||
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"😂 give him a Christmas Elf costume to wear while he is acting this scene 😂 Give him another elf costume and get them to do a cute elf dance! 😁 Clad in fishnets and have my wicked way with" Tase him and leave ! | |||
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"Gentlemanly handshake " Single Malt. Your choice. Plus mince pie | |||
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"Gentlemanly handshake " Handshake you as I get out! 😂 | |||
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"Pint would be good. I would ask you how to get so many verifications "I'd not tell him how to get many verifications as a single male 🤣🤣 Mr | |||
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"Pint would be good. I would ask you how to get so many verifications
I'd not tell him how to get many verifications as a single male 🤣🤣
Mr "Over a drink I'd tell them that there comments are hilarious 😂 | |||
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"Pint would be good. I would ask you how to get so many verifications
I'd not tell him how to get many verifications as a single male 🤣🤣
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Over a drink I'd tell them that there comments are hilarious 😂"Compliment there bed warming skills. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 24/12/24 11:08:13] Fit as fuck, faf Mr " Ask your wife if you wants to come to the room with me and lock the door | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 24/12/24 11:08:13] Fit as fuck, faf Mr Ask your wife if you wants to come to the room with me and lock the door" 😂😂😂😂 are you wanting the strap on behind closed doors 🤣🤣 Mr | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 24/12/24 11:08:13] Fit as fuck, faf Mr Ask your wife if you wants to come to the room with me and lock the door 😂😂😂😂 are you wanting the strap on behind closed doors 🤣🤣 Mr " Naked Subbuteo. | |||
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"A glass of 1977 Dow's™ generally declared Vintage Port." Am partial to a glass of port | |||
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"Lick his lovely dick" Flick his dick, with an elastic band Mr | |||
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"Lick his lovely dick Flick his dick, with an elastic band Mr " The mono pic | |||
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"Bring the beers to the fishing. " Bring a bottle of rum to go with those beers | |||
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"Bring the beers to the fishing. Bring a bottle of rum to go with those beers" Pluck his banjo string woth tweezers Mr | |||
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"Join in there sex" Not buy anything from him | |||
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"Join in there sex Not buy anything from him " Offer to buy any thing for her | |||
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"Join in there sex Not buy anything from him Offer to buy any thing for her " Ask him how he gets his tan lines. | |||
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"Join in there sex Not buy anything from him Offer to buy any thing for her Ask him how he gets his tan lines." Show him | |||
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"Join in there sex Not buy anything from him Offer to buy any thing for her Ask him how he gets his tan lines. Show him " Let them watch Shawn the Sheep with me when it starts in 5 minutes | |||
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"Join in there sex Not buy anything from him Offer to buy any thing for her Ask him how he gets his tan lines. Show him Let them watch Shawn the Sheep with me when it starts in 5 minutes "Borrow the boobs | |||
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"Pint" See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker | |||
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"Pint See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker "Whip naked through the streets of soho | |||
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"Pint See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker
Whip naked through the streets of soho "I've been warned I can't do that again 
Give him a Christmas kiss 💋
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"Pint See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker
Whip naked through the streets of soho
I've been warned I can't do that again
Give him a Christmas kiss 💋
But I get to decide where "I don't know I'll kiss you under the mistletoe why not, how about that. | |||
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"Pint See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker
Whip naked through the streets of soho
I've been warned I can't do that again
Give him a Christmas kiss 💋
But I get to decide where
I don't know
I'll kiss you under the mistletoe why not, how about that. "Replace the mistletoe with nightshade 😈 | |||
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"Pint See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker
Whip naked through the streets of soho
I've been warned I can't do that again
Give him a Christmas kiss 💋
But I get to decide where
I don't know
I'll kiss you under the mistletoe why not, how about that.
Replace the mistletoe with nightshade 😈"Have a coffee | |||
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"Id give him a mince pie. Mrs " A long luxurious massage x | |||
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"Id give him a mince pie. Mrs A long luxurious massage x" Can I have a massage also  | |||
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"Snog under the mistletoe and give her a massage "for LLB | |||
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"buy him a pint "Take him as extra to swinger party | |||
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"buy him a pint
Take him as extra to swinger party"Pull a cracker with him | |||
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"Open his mind" Play connect 4 | |||
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"great idea or monopoly" Nah goes on too long and I like to repeat | |||
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"great idea or monopoly" I'll buy a nice bottle of whisky. | |||
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"great idea or monopoly I'll buy a nice bottle of whisky." Make some cocktails with him at his bar! | |||
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"Id give him a mince pie. Mrs A long luxurious massage x Can I have a massage also "....lie down, close your eyes, take a deep breath and enjoy xxx | |||
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"Drinks" Would happily suck his cock!!! | |||
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"smack his arse "Thank him for the shirt! | |||
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"smack his arse "That sounds great!!! | |||
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"smack his arse
That sounds great!!!"An xmas glass of port | |||
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"smack his arse
That sounds great!!!
An xmas glass of port"Jiggle his baubles | |||
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"Get him a mince pie …. " A JD and diet cola | |||
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"Get him a mince pie …. A JD and diet cola" Spank her sexy ass | |||
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"Get him a mince pie …. A JD and diet cola Spank her sexy ass" Offer the mint matchmakers | |||
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"Buy him a razor" | |||
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"A vegan hot chocolate for him to detox and unwind." Crack open the single malt | |||
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"Give him some lip balm for him to kiss the object of his desires." Enjoy a whisky with somewhere central and engage in some quirky conversation… | |||
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"Buy him a Christmas jumper " Ask him for his gym routine, wow | |||
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"Buy him a Christmas jumper " Christmas jumper for you also as it's bit cold to be topless. | |||
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"feed her purrfect" Steal his mug! | |||
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"Answer him that I switched a pic in the album and made main profile pic! " A few drinks at the pub | |||
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"Answer him that I switched a pic in the album and made main profile pic! A few drinks at the pub " A few drinks snuggled up watching a film..then.....well thats between me and my imagination | |||
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"take her imagination and let it run free" Steal his Mug | |||
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"take her imagination and let it run free Steal his Mug " Borrow those shoes | |||
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"take her imagination and let it run free Steal his Mug Borrow those shoes "admire those shoes while we're in bed | |||
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"Make as many forum friends as her "I've been messing about in the forums for ages 😆 I have met a lot through group socials lol | |||
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"Make as many forum friends as her "Ask him to put Christmas crackers next to cock for size comparison. | |||
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"Check his crackers for a measuring tape " Listen to that Scottish accent  | |||
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"Check his crackers for a measuring tape Listen to that Scottish accent "Perfect cause I'd listen to that Irish accent | |||
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"Feel I should take a picture with a cracker now "Haha fourm game crackers and c0cks | |||
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"A lot "Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas! | |||
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"A lot
Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!"Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison | |||
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"A lot
Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!
Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison "Shots of rum of each other | |||
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"A lot
Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!
Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison
Shots of rum of each other "A guide to the galaxy.  | |||
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"A lot
Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!
Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison "Have you secretly got a kink for pictures of cocks alongside inanimate objects | |||
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"A lot
Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!
Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison
Shots of rum of each other
A guide to the galaxy. "Ask if the Guide has pictures of Trillian. | |||
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"A lot
Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!
Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison
Shots of rum of each other
A guide to the galaxy.
Ask if the Guide has pictures of Trillian."I'm not sure what I'd do, but I'd give you a big Christmas hug, then whisper in both your ears saying yes he does. | |||
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"I'd give him a capital "T" at the end of his "Toot". 🌿" Ask if he knew the way to Amarillo…. | |||
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"shave him" NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! | |||
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"shave him NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" oh yes | |||
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"shave him NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!oh yes " Hidden profile, so it's hard to say. I can't invite someone with a hidden profile to the orgy I went to this afternoon  | |||
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"I can't invite someone with a hidden profile to the orgy I went to this afternoon "You can’t invite anyone unless you’re a time traveller. WAIT A MINUTE. | |||
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"I can't invite someone with a hidden profile to the orgy I went to this afternoon
You can’t invite anyone unless you’re a time traveller.
WAIT A MINUTE. "Kiss on the cheek and buy him a pint | |||
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"Smack her derrière." * bends over , wiggles bottom | |||
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"Smack her derrière. * bends over , wiggles bottom "Dress my bits up with her tinsel | |||
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"Smack her derrière. * bends over , wiggles bottom
Dress my bits up with her tinsel "Ask him what he got me for Xmas? | |||
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"Smack her derrière. * bends over , wiggles bottom
Dress my bits up with her tinsel
Ask him what he got me for Xmas?"Not looking for single guys so offer them a drink | |||
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"Smack her derrière. * bends over , wiggles bottom
Dress my bits up with her tinsel
Ask him what he got me for Xmas?
Not looking for single guys so offer them a drink "Buy him some pants do can take to pub for pint | |||
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"Ask him if he still speaks to the rest of the A Team? 🤔" Help her untangle her finger out of her panties 😚😘 | |||
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"Ask him if he still speaks to the rest of the A Team? 🤔 Help her untangle her finger out of her panties 😚😘" Ask him to borrow the F from Xmas day photo for some girl on girl | |||
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"That can be arranged "See how many Millons sweets I can fit up his anal passage | |||
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