FabSwingers.com forum: What's the most unbelievable excuse...

By *eliWoman
6 days ago

A train hit a bull. Not a cow, a bull.

I was on said train, about 16 minutes away from the destination. Luckily she believed me. Ended up on said train for almost two hours.

By *ealMissShadyWoman
6 days ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

There have been a few. Most notable

'I was just walking out to meet you and my elderly neighbour saw me and asked me to help him move his furniture around' - at this time of night?.....silence

'I was just in a taxi about to drop my friend off before coming to you and he fell out, banged his head and had a seizure' - really? I hope that's not true that's horrible...silence.

Then the one which made me lol the loudest;

Was meant to go to a club with him, had it all arranged. I had just got ready about to the leave the house he messaged saying he was going with to the club with someone else now and 'might see me' I just didn't respond.

About an hour later he messaged to say she stood him up, he's ready to meet me. Got met with a fuck off, I'm nobody's second best'

By *amie HantsWoman
6 days ago

Atlantis

Last week I was on the way to a hotel wearing a coat and not much else for a night of passion.

Got rear ended by a Frenchman whilst his wife watched and not in a good way.

Had to stand roadside, shivering, hoping that the split at the back of my coat covered my arse.

Luckily I’ve known the person I was meeting for years and he was very understanding

By *atinaChica54 OP Woman
6 days ago

Marlborough

These excuses are class! Keep 'em coming!

And you're right, nobody should be second best!