FabSwingers.com forum: Best and worse Fab meets

By *carletts OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Far away from home

What was your best and worse fab meets

Best for me was some super hot role play with a copper who locked me in his van and had his wicked way with me cuffed.

Worse was a guy who I thought had an outty belly button turns out it wasn't his belly button!!!

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By *andadbodMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Best was a lady who invited me over for the night, was probably the most sensual sex I’d ever had, worst was a women i’d invited to mine, she had hairy nipples 😳

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Far away from home

"Best was a lady who invited me over for the night, was probably the most sensual sex I’d ever had, worst was a women i’d invited to mine, she had hairy nipples 😳"

WHAT!!!??? Did you still go through with it

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By *orty and niceMan
3 weeks ago

Nearby to you

Only had one meet, travelled two hours one way on public transport for a no show and was blocked by her, self confidence shot at and now very shy

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

"Only had one meet, travelled two hours one way on public transport for a no show and was blocked by her, self confidence shot at and now very shy"
... thats shite mate

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

No best or worst. Nothing to report.

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By *andadbodMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Best was a lady who invited me over for the night, was probably the most sensual sex I’d ever had, worst was a women i’d invited to mine, she had hairy nipples 😳

WHAT!!!??? Did you still go through with it "

kept well away from them, i now refer to her as chebaccas love child, didn’t realise women could even do that 🤷‍♂️

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Far away from home

"Best was a lady who invited me over for the night, was probably the most sensual sex I’d ever had, worst was a women i’d invited to mine, she had hairy nipples 😳

WHAT!!!??? Did you still go through with it

kept well away from them, i now refer to her as chebaccas love child, didn’t realise women could even do that 🤷‍♂️"

Was she a hair dresser? Mate of mune was and was always plucking other people's hairs out from her nipples ha

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

Best - when I've found myself having delicious flashbacks long after it and we've wanted to see each other again.

Worst - not really had a sexual one. Socially, when it felt flat and they were on their phone and were surprised I didn't want to see them again.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

Wales

Best - a delicious and unforgettable night in a hotel room with an incredibly sexy man

Worst - it's a long story but in a nutshell we were to meet at a hotel to attend an organised social. I waited at the hotel for him and missed the social. We then spent an hour looking for a nearby pub and ended up with a bottle of whisky from the local Tesco. After a couple of drinks, he made a comment that I'd set the whole thing up to have him to myself

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By *dam1971Man
3 weeks ago

Bedford

Best was meeting someone after messaging a lot, when we met I think I could have fallen in love with her. Unfortunately she’s miles away and I couldn’t have made it work.

I’m not sure there’s been a worst, every time I’ve met someone from here I’ve had a really enjoyable time with them. Sometimes I’m not in the right headspace to continue, so that’s probably the worst time.

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By *vaRose43Woman
3 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Best are the ones you have flashbacks from and keep going back for more

Worst was my first social where I was catfished, that and the time I was stood up

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By *8on33Man
3 weeks ago

winfrith

Best was 9 hours of orgasm after orgasm worst was she lay on the bed no attempt at handling me she wanted me as a friend .

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By *aven.Woman
3 weeks ago

Not the North West...

No best or worst, plenty of meh ones though.

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By *uacksplat.Woman
3 weeks ago

Star Trekking Across The Universe

best - my favourite dominant couples

worst - being catfished, a meet that wouldn't let me leave, hygiene issues, not understanding 'no'.

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By *umbriaman1962Man
3 weeks ago

outside of penrith

Best not sure as it's all a learning exciting adventure can be good in lots different ways

Bad ones are the same a learn curve.

One bad one a lady I had met lots of time had great sex with and great friendship

Met her straight from her work as a nurse as she text to say feeling randy started playing went down to do oral on her smell something else guess on feet etc long shift . She could smell how bad it was on me but been friends we both just laugh about it.

Only real bad meet long time ago swaping message a couple invite to there got there she was so d*unk or on drugs not in state yo say yes or no. Him just saying fuck her she wants it I just left never looked back.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Best was a lady who invited me over for the night, was probably the most sensual sex I’d ever had, worst was a women i’d invited to mine, she had hairy nipples 😳

WHAT!!!??? Did you still go through with it

kept well away from them, i now refer to her as chebaccas love child, didn’t realise women could even do that 🤷‍♂️"

😳 Chewbacca's love child that's not very nice. You know some women have hairy nipples right? Well I guess you do now.

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By *sWyldWoman
3 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I've had a few "bests" all memorable for different reasons.

Worst. I met a couple for a social many many years ago. They really weren't like their photos and I was too overwhelmed to say anything. So I went to the loo but I then just left

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

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By *weetiepie99Woman
3 weeks ago

cardiff

"Best was a lady who invited me over for the night, was probably the most sensual sex I’d ever had, worst was a women i’d invited to mine, she had hairy nipples 😳

WHAT!!!??? Did you still go through with it

kept well away from them, i now refer to her as chebaccas love child, didn’t realise women could even do that 🤷‍♂️

😳 Chewbacca's love child that's not very nice. You know some women have hairy nipples right? Well I guess you do now. "

I held off saying anything, but what a horrible thing to say. Women do have hair you know, and yes sometimes on their nipples!!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
3 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Best was a lady who invited me over for the night, was probably the most sensual sex I’d ever had, worst was a women i’d invited to mine, she had hairy nipples 😳

WHAT!!!??? Did you still go through with it

kept well away from them, i now refer to her as chebaccas love child, didn’t realise women could even do that 🤷‍♂️"

You do realise that medical conditions, hormonal changes and medications can cause hair growth in certain areas.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
3 weeks ago

chichester

lol of all the things that could he worst. A few hairs on a nipple that are barely noticing in scheme of sex with a woman.

Still couldn’t have been that off putting as you carried on

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By *rHotNottsMan
3 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Some of the best have been the least sexual , sunrises and sunsets. No bad ones I can recall

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By *eah BabyCouple
3 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Couldn’t pick out a best one, had our fair share, worst was a couple who had a full blown argument during the event and she left will looking like he had been playing with Edward Scissorhands and fearing for his life lol, we made an early dart only to receive a call saying they were ok now and to go back

it was a No from us and they split up the day after

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By *iwmwpg1Man
3 weeks ago

Kidwelly

"Best was a lady who invited me over for the night, was probably the most sensual sex I’d ever had, worst was a women i’d invited to mine, she had hairy nipples 😳"

I once slept with a Russian Woman who was immaculately groomed everywhere except her legs which were covered in black hair, quite off putting..... However she was exceptionally proud of her hairy legs and I realized that I was judging her by my standards in her country.....

So I turned off the lights and my God the feel of those legs was beyond sensual, like passing your hand over the finest silk.... What an exquisite lover she was....

Ah well, 30 years later and I'm still dumb enough to judge others by my standards... LOL

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By *elboy1978Man
3 weeks ago

Fellgate

I have only had one meet and it was ok

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By *icecouple561Couple
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3 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Best was a lady who invited me over for the night, was probably the most sensual sex I’d ever had, worst was a women i’d invited to mine, she had hairy nipples 😳

So I turned off the lights and my God the feel of those legs was beyond sensual, like passing your hand over the finest silk.... What an exquisite lover she was....

Ah well, 30 years later and I'm still dumb enough to judge others by my standards... LOL"

I think we all judge others by our standards.

The trick is to keep quiet about it

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Covent Garden

The best ones are the ones that have left me glowing, left me with a spring in my heel, left me beaming with a whiplashed smile and with a lingering intoxicating 'high'...all such things that linger for days and weeks afterwards.

There's only been one not-so-nice one and she's not worthy of my reminiscing.

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By *odgerMan
3 weeks ago

Coventry(ish)London

Reading through this gingerly hoping no-one I've met has commented

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

All my meets have been the best.

No bad ones so far (touch wood)

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman
3 weeks ago

Brum

"All my meets have been the best.

No bad ones so far (touch wood)"

You haven't met me yet though 🤔😉

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By *asty tatsyMan
3 weeks ago

london

I have had a fair few good meets to be fair so couldn’t just pick one, the worst is the pics weren’t the same person put it that way

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By *enk15Man
3 weeks ago

Evesham

"All my meets have been the best.

No bad ones so far (touch wood)

You haven't met me yet though 🤔😉"

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I can’t pick a best. All my really good ones have been so for different reasons, whether it’s a fun couple, increasingly good sex with an fwb, last minute surprise meet, in a club; whatever - they’re all right up there (fnarr fnarr).

As for worst, I have a few of those too! But I shan’t be indiscreet on a public forum.

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By *nnandElleCouple
3 weeks ago

Brackley

Funny how the people above calling out the guy for the chewbacca comment aren't calling out the earlier poster about the outy belly button comment.

Ah, the joys of the forum.

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By *elix SightedMan
3 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"All my meets have been the best.

No bad ones so far (touch wood)"

If you don’t want to touch wood just go the other end.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
3 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Funny how the people above calling out the guy for the chewbacca comment aren't calling out the earlier poster about the outy belly button comment.

Ah, the joys of the forum. "

Fair point

I didn't notice that.

I guess the thing is, don't be unkind about people's physical features.

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By *oghillterryMan
3 weeks ago

Barnstaple

I've had some wonderful meetings, from 1-2-1 , to 15 on a bed.

My worst experience, was driving 2 hours, parked up & received the following text "doors open, leave the £50 on the telephone table & I'm all yours!"

No mention of cash in any of the previous messages. She obviously thought that if I'd drive that far, I would be willing to pay rather than waste my time.... she was wrong!!

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Far away from home

"Funny how the people above calling out the guy for the chewbacca comment aren't calling out the earlier poster about the outy belly button comment.

Ah, the joys of the forum. "

I get what you are saying but it was disappointing when I'd been sent photo's that clearly were not his!! Why lie

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By *abluesbabyMan
3 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Plenty of "best" ones as been lucky to host and be involved with some great meets and parties over the years. Worst one though was a couple I met for a social who were supposedly interested in me organising a gangbang. To be fair they turned up bang on time and looked exactly like their pics so at 1st I was thinking everything's ok. But once we'd sat down with drinks they just didn't talk! They answered all my questions with either a shrug or if I did manage to get a single "yes" out of one the other would say "no" at literally the same time.

Suffice to say the GB never happened!

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By *tephanie63Woman
3 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

My best one was with a very naughty Fabster who is a lot of fun. Still meeting him now.

My worst was with a man who asked me to bite his cock really really hard, I tried but if I had bitten in any harder I might have bitten it off ....

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By *cottish guy123Man
3 weeks ago

bothwell

Can't comment about either of the 2 questions lol never got that far yet haha fingers crossed still though

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By *he_Mixed_GuyMan
3 weeks ago

Reading

Just had the one meet so far and it was pretty spectacular

When the chemistry aligns it just adds so much to the experience!

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By *ecky and justCouple
3 weeks ago

Godalming

Lots of amazing meets with fabulous people, from sleep overs with friends to hosting parties at a club.

Far too many to single out..

Had a couple of poor meets where we’d given someone a chance and they’d let us down, just by their attitude really.

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By *illxxMan
3 weeks ago

motherwell

It would be unfair to pick the best as everyone had it own merits in different ways. But my worst was a young couple who started to argue when we took the fun to the bedroom he got very jealous. So quickly got dressed and left. Wasn’t in the car two minutes and she called to say everything was sorted out and to come back. Needless to say I said no thanks

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By *entleman JayMan
3 weeks ago

Wakefield

Lots of great memories with lovely people. The time I got stood up. It was very local thankfully.

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By *ustBoWoman
3 weeks ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Worst meet was a social meet with a guy who didn't understand the word no when we went back to our cars to leave.

Best was meeting an amazing person with whom I have made some great memories with.

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Best was a bi mmf we had very early on.

The worst was a couple who was very much into us but wanted 100% total exclusivity and for us to close our fab account to be with them.

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By *ie n MashCouple
3 weeks ago

Back in Malice

Best was with a Fabber working in our home town, with whom we are still in regular contact and plan to host next month.

Worst was with a bloke who spent the whole night ignoring Pie, spoke to me the whole night about football firms in the ‘80s, and then wrote to us saying how he couldn’t keep his eyes off Pie’s boobs (having hardly acknowledged her existence).

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By *aldy321Man
3 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"Best was with a Fabber working in our home town, with whom we are still in regular contact and plan to host next month.

Best was a couple whilst working in their home town who I'm still in contact with and seeing next month.

Worst the toothless wonder who sucked her way through fish and chips, demanded a lift home, talked incessantly about herself and have never talked since

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Best: a lengthy oral session that surprised me by being a whole lot more adventurous and relaxing than I expected.

Worst: I was sexually assaulted by someone twice my size.

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By * and R cple4Couple
3 weeks ago

swansea

Thankfully the majority of our meets have been great so hard to pick just one.

Worse one tho was when the husband went to toilet and the wife informed us that she was only doing it as she was trying to stop her husband from cheating on her again.

We obviously made our excuses as soon as he came back I wanted to tell him what a prick he was I didn't want to make it worse for his wife.

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By *carletts OP Woman
3 weeks ago

Far away from home

"Thankfully the majority of our meets have been great so hard to pick just one.

Worse one tho was when the husband went to toilet and the wife informed us that she was only doing it as she was trying to stop her husband from cheating on her again.

We obviously made our excuses as soon as he came back I wanted to tell him what a prick he was I didn't want to make it worse for his wife.

What a scum bag but yes you don't know what goes on behind closed doors x

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By *illingdon_ladMan
3 weeks ago

Bicester

Best? Probably the one where I met my now wife!

Worst it's either when the wife of a couple came on while I was going down in her.

The couple that came to our house had Chinese on our expense then the wife said she's only doing it to please her husband, then he made her cum and left.

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By *ewellerMan
3 weeks ago

near

When you turn up and get a bad smell

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By *xixWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry

Best were definitely the first couple of times D came over...

I think I've met two people called D more than twice: one might wonder if this is about him; I think the other knows for sure

As for the worst... well I've started meeting new people in public, precisely so these things can be nipped in the bud. And I did so just two weeks ago; told him we're just not connecting and left.

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By *aydar99Man
3 weeks ago

Rochester

Worst was met at her place she poored me a scotch ,had one herself , we started to get passionate she poored another scotch then another by the time she was naked ,she was so pissed she had to run to the bathroom to be sick ,I just sipped up got up and left ,

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By *emma200Woman
3 weeks ago

Warwickshire

My worst was someone who gave it all mouth in the build up and struggled with the ability to perform.. then blamed it on me for his lack of performance .. 😂

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By *-jonMan
3 weeks ago

London

"My worst was someone who gave it all mouth in the build up and struggled with the ability to perform.. then blamed it on me for his lack of performance .. 😂"

Excuse the French guys but, Fuck, the man’s an idiot! Push one’s own insecurity onto someone else… 🫏

Worst for me, Catfished (first and last time) at the hotel and she arrived with another lady so pissed I just gave them the two the room and shot off.

Best - Edinburgh. Espionage!

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By *effdelightMan
3 weeks ago

Grimsby

Who cares about a hairy nip haha seriously?

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