FabSwingers.com: Ernie (70) , Man in Kidwelly, Wales, UK

I block everyone sending a message that only says "Hi" or the equivalent; lazy in the interview, lazy on the job.

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My current Preferences:

At the moment I have a penchant for MF Couples and TV/TS. I like people who present themselves well, it is OK to have a dirty mind but not a dirty body; it is OK to be a slut but look Classy not Slutty, it is OK to be demanding but along with that must come true politeness.

If you are a Classy TV/TS who is very confident in their “look” I am willing to go out in public with you, Restaurants, Events, etc. While I’m in the “closet” if I get “outed” then so be it… I am even willing to become more than just sex partners with the right people… I am also always delighted to be in the company of a Classy MF Couple, I do like people with style and humour.

What I don’t like:

Facial Hair other than eyebrows – I don’t like it.

Stubble – I don’t care for it.

Genital / Anal / Body hair – I understand that people who are partnered cannot groom themselves without causing undue suspicion so while disliking it I will reluctantly accept it.

Scat / Blood / Degradation – all No-No.

Chastity Cages – I only accept them if they are to protect MY interests. If you wear a Chastity Cage to a meet with me, you will immediately remove it or the meet is over. If you want to wear a Chastity Cage then I’ll keep ALL the keys but you will still not wear it in my presence.

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SPANKING / FUCK BENCH

I ordered and received my Bench, it has been used twice, so far, and I believe my “victim” enjoyed it even more than I did. To go with the Bench I have a few simple toys, a non-damaging Riding Crop, a Pinwheel, an Estim Machine and a Hyperactive Imagination. What the “victim” gets out of it is obvious, a progression of intense and varied sensations; I have yet to introduce sensory manipulation which should amplify everything. What do I get out of it? Well, my “victim’s” mouth and bum are at exactly the right height for me to comfortably penetrate and use for an extended period. I also find that I really enjoy the control of another’s body that my toys, appendages and imagination provide me, it is very erotic watching their body writhe in tune with my actions, I love it!

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Penile Implant Attempt #2 – This has been completed, I avoided the high risk of infection and have had my final check up with the Surgeon, in his opinion the procedure was a complete success.

RESULTS

Length – I seem to have lost about 1” to 1 ½” of length (I know that a fair bit is still embedded in the fat and swollen pubis, from the operation, and not fully visible right now). Many other patients say that this is temporary and will come back in about 6 months to a year, providing that I stick to the recovery procedure. My surgeon said don’t count on it.

Girth – I seem to have had about a 50% increase in girth, my cock has never been this thick. I tested it with the condoms I used to use; they used to be a little snug now they simply will not fit, not even close.

Rigidity – My cock is like an iron bar when fully inflated and can remain very stiff for several hours if desired.

Sensitivity – I still have some strange/unusual sensations with my cock and I tend to last a very long time before I cum, I used to be the “minute man”. I have had a couple of encounters where I lasted so long that my foreskin got sore from the friction. While I know that I can and have cum since the operation I have yet to cum inside someone, I look forward to that!

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Penile Implant Attempt #1 – Unsuccessful due to a mechanical failure of the Implant Device.

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For a long time now I have been skirting the issue of advancing ED, the time has come for me to “fix it” or forever be asexual…. I have tried the pills and years ago they worked very nicely, now they do nothing but cause an excruciating headache. Other options (such as injections and vacuum pumps) that are open to married men or those in a deep relationships don’t really work for me, can you imagine coming to my bed and then me telling you, someone I’ve never seen before, “hold on while I pump this thing up and we need to have good sex in no more than 30 minutes”? In the hope of removing “performance pressure” I have tried to form “friendships” with a few people on here but since most people (quite understandably) want to get straight to the sex I have found the effort to be too hard work or a failure.

I have come to the conclusion that there remains only one option, if I wish to return to being the natural, assertive top that I have been for most of my life, and that is a Penile Implant; specifically I am choosing the Colorplast Titan Touch. Once again it is not that simple, yes the NHS will offer them, providing that you have been through all the precursors, but myself personally don’t wish to spend the years preparing or believe that the British Taxpayer should fork out for my erection…. I am therefore going to have the operation done in one of the best Plastic Surgery Hospitals in India, at great cost. When it is done I’ll either be able to satisfy a room full of Nymphomaniacs or I’ll never be able to have an erection again for as long as I live…. Hopefully I will be able once again to have long, slow, sensual sex without fear of losing my erection, or I can spend the necessary hours required to take a virgin without pain, or have sex with someone who you really like but doesn’t sexually turn you on, or even do the weird and unusual such as DP and Piss Fucks.

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