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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8

It’s about time we dredged up some old swear words we haven’t heard in ears n ears.

The other day I randomly thought about the word dick. What did you use back in the day to insult someone?

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By *ife NinjaMan
13 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Wankstain

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Scouser

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Dick splash. Tosser.

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By *ife NinjaMan
13 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Dick splash. Tosser. "

I used tosser today. Also bell end

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"It’s about time we dredged up some old swear words we haven’t heard in ears n ears.

The other day I randomly thought about the word dick. What did you use back in the day to insult someone?"

Oh FFS, my amazing post was ruined. The whole point of the thread was to use the word dickw33d but I forgot about the naughty word remover machine!! 🤨😤

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Knob rash

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
13 weeks ago

Newcastle

Bellend, tosser, tosspot, knob jockey, cockwomble

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair

I did call Brucey a "nincompoop" the other day. That received a few chuckles. Hopefully a chortle next time, but hopefully not a guffaw. I'm not a fan of guffawing.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I did call Brucey a "nincompoop" the other day. That received a few chuckles. Hopefully a chortle next time, but hopefully not a guffaw. I'm not a fan of guffawing."

I’m a huge fan of nincompoop!! Reminds me of blackadder and a nice clean insult. Surprisingly effective, I think.

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By *vaRose43Woman
13 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Wazzock

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
13 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Twat.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
13 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"Wazzock"

I just came on to say wazzock! My year 7 teacher always called us that.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
13 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Scouser"

He said insults not accolades.

I think Wooly Back is a good one

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By *dam1971Man
13 weeks ago

Bedford


"I did call Brucey a "nincompoop" the other day. That received a few chuckles. Hopefully a chortle next time, but hopefully not a guffaw. I'm not a fan of guffawing."

It’s a good one, I used ninny the other day, which is very pleasing to pronounce.

Chuckling is a lost art I think. Sad, like when a language dies out.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Wazzock"

Yes!!!! 😆

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By *ingleguy50Man
13 weeks ago

birmingham

Berk

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By *ceKweenWoman
13 weeks ago

Bolton

Gobshite

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By *dam1971Man
13 weeks ago

Bedford


"Gobshite"

Some words are all in the delivery, this one works well if you can channel Father Jack

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By *ellhungvweMan
13 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Plonker

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
13 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Pillock

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By *inxy777Woman
13 weeks ago

essex

Numpty

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By *ornucopiaMan
13 weeks ago

Bexley

Calling people " Custards".

A rather satisfying composite word.

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
13 weeks ago

louth

Twunt when Twat & Cunt alone will not do

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By *uxurybubblesCouple
13 weeks ago

by the sea

Twot waffle and Twat badger

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By *ike14162236Man
13 weeks ago

Cambridge

Cunt rag was a very strong insult back in my day

Fudge packer, cock Womble and toss pot less strong

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Blert

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
13 weeks ago

Southampton

Muppet

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By *reat me rightWoman
13 weeks ago

Rotherham

Twunt

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
13 weeks ago

Wolvo

Low down dirty son of a bitch

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By *p4Fun7070Man
13 weeks ago

Leven

My dad used to call me and my pals Bugger lugs when we were kids. Don't know if it was just a Scottish thing

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

Piss artist

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
13 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Knob

Dickwad

Arsehole

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By *rthur30Man
13 weeks ago

Warrington


"Scouser"

Wooly-back pie eater!

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By *rthur30Man
13 weeks ago

Warrington


"My dad used to call me and my pals Bugger lugs when we were kids. Don't know if it was just a Scottish thing"

Quite common in Merseyside and Lancashire.

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By *eroLondonMan
13 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I did call Brucey a "nincompoop" the other day. That received a few chuckles. Hopefully a chortle next time, but hopefully not a guffaw. I'm not a fan of guffawing.

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It’s a good one, I used ninny the other day, which is very pleasing to pronounce.

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Chuckling is a lost art I think. Sad, like when a language dies out."

Tittering is also acceptable but, yes, chuckling should be preserved.

And I'm going to keep using "nincompoop" from now on...in small doses of course. 🩶

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
13 weeks ago

Ryde

"Fuck-wit" deserves more use than it gets these days.

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By *ester777Man
13 weeks ago

south west

Codpiece

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
13 weeks ago

Ryde

You really don't hear "Cock-Womble" that often now. A damn shame.

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By *lueLotusWoman
13 weeks ago

the wilderness

I carved 'FECK' into my pumpkin today. I wanted to carve feck off but I ran out of space and motivation.

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By *m1970Man
13 weeks ago

Newcastle

Dobber. As in “shut it ya Dobber “

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By *nobyMan
13 weeks ago

Dorchester

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By *nobyMan
13 weeks ago

Dorchester

Shirtlifter. Never was good but very not PC

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By *atinaChica54Woman
13 weeks ago

Marlborough

You shhlllaagggg! Cos I'm from Essex & knew the Krays! 😂

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By *wdoggieMan
13 weeks ago

Bath


"Dick splash. Tosser. "

Came here looking for dick splash (not like that). Was not disappointed.

What a loss to the discourse.

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By *ommy trucker1Man
13 weeks ago

south wales

Twat was a good word to use back in the day

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By *NormalMan01Man
13 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Bellend, tosser, tosspot, knob jockey, cockwomble "

Another for Bellend

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By *illy IdolMan
13 weeks ago

Midlands

I haven't called anyone a prick for a while

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By *un guy300Man
13 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Slag

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By *rav100Man
13 weeks ago

nelson/burnley

Knob Rot Shirt Lap Lifter

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By *ripfillMan
13 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Cunti bastard

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
13 weeks ago

chichester

Pissflaps

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By *ensuallover1000Man
13 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Spanner as in, ‘Dave, you fuckin’ spanner!’

I haven’t heard the term employed in such a manner in years.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
13 weeks ago

chichester


"Spanner as in, ‘Dave, you fuckin’ spanner!’

I haven’t heard the term employed in such a manner in years."

Ahhh we used spanner as kids

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"I carved 'FECK' into my pumpkin today. I wanted to carve feck off but I ran out of space and motivation. "

Surely that’s crying out for a second pumpkin then?!

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