FabSwingers.com forum: Ohhhhhhh Fk Off!!

By *odgerMoore OP Man
26 weeks ago

Nowhere

What has made you say this recently?? A mews article.. family member….post on here

…and go!!

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By *ell GwynnWoman
26 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

My mother, but I say it in my head and not out loud. It's not worth the fallout.

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By *uttercupWoman
26 weeks ago

Borders

Told myself to fuck off when I spilt my coffee this morning

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
26 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Annoying people at work!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

When I opened the cupboard and the draw came with it and collided with my head

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By *mmaleiaWoman
26 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Everybody & everything

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By *cotsguyyMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

It's always a bloody mews article, them damned cats!!

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By *vaRose43Woman
26 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Just tested positive for covid… that can fuck right off

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By *cotsguyyMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

"Told myself to fuck off when I spilt my coffee this morning "

How did you respond to that? Not your fault, accidents happen. Hope you didn't tell yourself to fuck off for telling yourself to fuck off, could be and endless spiral......

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By *inx000Couple
26 weeks ago

Manchester

Where do I start...!!

Forums and people on fab!

An ex!

The weather and how we've still not had a proper summer yet and it's now August!

Oh and banging my elbow on a door handle!

Had of enough of today..is it tomorrow yet?!

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By *andG2024Couple
26 weeks ago

Hurley

"Told myself to fuck off when I spilt my coffee this morning

How did you respond to that? Not your fault, accidents happen. Hope you didn't tell yourself to fuck off for telling yourself to fuck off, could be and endless spiral......"

It’s a heavy cold carry on

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By *vaRose43Woman
26 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

The potato masher that wants to jam my drawer

The right wing morons rioting

The transphobia against a female boxer

Spilling my coffee on my tits earlier

The parrot immediately shitting in his freshly changed water

Stubbing my toe

Generally I’m not this irritable

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By *elix SightedMan
26 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Unusually for me I’m very pleased to report I haven’t had to utter those words for many weeks.

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By *ad NannaWoman
26 weeks ago

East London

Yodel.

I probably don't need to explain.

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By *andG2024Couple
26 weeks ago

Hurley

Don’t forget the other side causing riots as well

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By *Cups32Woman
26 weeks ago

Colne

My sister announcing she was going abroad again next week when she's just returned from just under 2 weeks in the Dominican...

As a solo parent jugging a job, setting up a business, a house and unable to afford to go abroad... The news of the second holiday prompted me to respond 'oh fuck off'.

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By *endalshaggersCouple
26 weeks ago

Lake District

Quite a lot of scenarios at work recently.

Nearly missing a flight the other week because the Dutch train system had a meltdown.

Someone getting the last packet of an ingredient literally just before me in the supermarket last night.

Seeing the bin men this morning and realising our neighbours hadn't done their turn in putting our communal bins out (they were home as well).

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By *issBehavexxxWoman
26 weeks ago

essex

I think every message I’ve received on here today has made me say it

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"….….post on here

…and go!!

^….. nah, I’m not that opinionated

😏

Someone in the real world has me shouting ffs quite often right now. The moment I know how to deal with them will change everything for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Twice in the past week I've wanted to throw my mail back at the postman! First an NHS reminder letter for my breast screening.. Couldn't attend the first one as I was having cancer treatment. So, naturally, this triggered

memories of that. The second was another NHS letter..results of recent retinal eye screen show I now have background retinopathy, whatever the hell that is. So I responded to both with a big fat "Oh, just F**K OFF!" I will, of course, deal with both once I'm back from my mini break 🙄

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By *usbandandktCouple
26 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Messages, this week it seems to be either one word “hey’s”, a request to buy knickers, someone offering a free professional massage or suggesting a meet and mentioning of a “reward”…time to take a break me thinks lol

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By *eordieJeansCouple
26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Pretty much everything that has happened to me in the last week. It has not been great.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Crossed my legs for the hundredth time and forgot about my massive knee bruise for the hundredth time. I said, oh ffs in my head as I winced in pain again.

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By *ooking for threesome funMan
26 weeks ago

Basildon

"The potato masher that wants to jam my drawer

The right wing morons rioting

The transphobia against a female boxer

Spilling my coffee on my tits earlier

The parrot immediately shitting in his freshly changed water

Stubbing my toe

Generally I’m not this irritable

Some things quite small but hope the tits are ok x

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By *ookie46Woman
26 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Posts by people I know on the book of face 🙄

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By *emptmeonceWoman
26 weeks ago

the Northern Hemisphere

People who say one thing and do the opposite.

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By *uryWhipMan
26 weeks ago

Harringay

Being harrased by an ex landlord coz the pillock didn't get the message when I said I was moving out months ago. Fucker keeps calling and messaging and every time I see his name pop up 'ahhhh fuck off.'

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By *rBobbMan
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

"People who say one thing and do the opposite. "

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Statistics abuse 😝

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By *iss.BellaWoman
26 weeks ago

Chester

Nosey neighbours 😡

Fuck. Right. Off.🖕

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
26 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

My Facebook feed.

The level of stupid is astounding. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤬🤬

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By *eordieJeansCouple
26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"My Facebook feed.

The level of stupid is astounding. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤬🤬"

Facebook usually is but it’s another level at the minute.

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By *ustamanMan
26 weeks ago

weymouth

Elin musk - twat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

slow traffic putting half an hour on my journey this morning and passing the same effing pedestrians while trying to stop my car juddering at 1 mph ....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Elin musk - twat

Is he related to Elon ?

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By *emptmeonceWoman
26 weeks ago

the Northern Hemisphere

"Statistics abuse 😝"

Oh yes, this too!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Pretty much everything that has happened to me in the last week. It has not been great."

Cuddle or Scone ????

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By *eordieJeansCouple
26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Pretty much everything that has happened to me in the last week. It has not been great.

Cuddle or Scone ????"

What’s on the scone?

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By *r and Mrs CACACouple
26 weeks ago

congleton

More people deciding to tell us they can’t make the wedding, with only a couple weeks to go….would t mind but we’re Billy no mates anyway hahahaha

Even my own mother isnt coming

Curtis

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

People that like to waffle on.

Do some people actually get born with an extra "waffle" gene or something?

As you don't need to do this to everyone else around you!

Just shut up! 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

A wasp that wouldn't fuck off away from me

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

The woman on Faceachebook complaining about her neighbours using her bin...Police aren't interested

Oh Fck off...Some people really shouldn't be let loose in society

The cheese toastie I dropped on the floor...that can fck off too!

I'm hungry and can't decide what to have....I can fck off as well for being indecisive

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Pretty much everything that has happened to me in the last week. It has not been great.

Cuddle or Scone ????

What’s on the scone?"

I'm thinking , butter, jam, fresh strawberrries , fresh cream and a sprinkling of grated lemon rind.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"People that like to waffle on.

Do some people actually get born with an extra "waffle" gene or something?

As you don't need to do this to everyone else around you!

Just shut up! 🤣"

Sorry Boo! I can be a waffler

You're very welcome to tell me to shut the f**k up if you want to

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

Just the struggle of not finding what I’m looking for

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just the struggle of not finding what I’m looking for"

I want your problems

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By *illie69Woman
26 weeks ago

leeds/wakefield

Feeling ill , that can fuck off its my week off work

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By *ozzybear1981Man
26 weeks ago

preston

"Where do I start...!!

Forums and people on fab!

An ex!

The weather and how we've still not had a proper summer yet and it's now August!

Oh and banging my elbow on a door handle!

Had of enough of today..is it tomorrow yet?!"

It’s true what they say…..it’s not a funny bone bone when you bang it 😬

Hope you’re ok lovely, just ignore those that don’t add happiness and positivity to you though 🥰

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Just the struggle of not finding what I’m looking for"

My grandad always said 'when you stop looking for it, it will find you'

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By *eordieJeansCouple
26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Pretty much everything that has happened to me in the last week. It has not been great.

Cuddle or Scone ????

What’s on the scone?

I'm thinking , butter, jam, fresh strawberrries , fresh cream and a sprinkling of grated lemon rind. "

I’m never getting my scone, am I?

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By *ozzybear1981Man
26 weeks ago

preston

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

"Just the struggle of not finding what I’m looking for

I want your problems "

As in… you want this dick?

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just the struggle of not finding what I’m looking for

I want your problems

As in… you want this dick? "

You know what I meant 🤣

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

"Just the struggle of not finding what I’m looking for

My grandad always said 'when you stop looking for it, it will find you'

😍 thanks to the wise Gdad ❤️

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By *ozzybear1981Man
26 weeks ago

preston

Work…work can kiss my ass 😂

Thankfully there’s someone that makes every day a smile day which I love 🥰

She knows who she is 🥰

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"People that like to waffle on.

Do some people actually get born with an extra "waffle" gene or something?

As you don't need to do this to everyone else around you!

Just shut up! 🤣

Sorry Boo! I can be a waffler

You're very welcome to tell me to shut the f**k up if you want to

This is the thing, anyone I don't actually know in person I can't bring myself to say it to them! 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"People that like to waffle on.

Do some people actually get born with an extra "waffle" gene or something?

As you don't need to do this to everyone else around you!

Just shut up! 🤣

Sorry Boo! I can be a waffler

You're very welcome to tell me to shut the f**k up if you want to

This is the thing, anyone I don't actually know in person I can't bring myself to say it to them! 🤣🤣

Oh go on! You know you want to 🤣🤣

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By *iddlesticksMan
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

My boss three times today already. 😤

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Just the struggle of not finding what I’m looking for

My grandad always said 'when you stop looking for it, it will find you'

😍 thanks to the wise Gdad ❤️"

Yeah, he was..I miss him

and his words of wisdom have worked for me just recently 😍😊

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By *iddlesticksMan
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"People that like to waffle on.

Do some people actually get born with an extra "waffle" gene or something?

As you don't need to do this to everyone else around you!

Just shut up! 🤣"

I think I’ve got it, I have been known to use 10 words when 1 would do; and then amazingly when it’s time to add value I find myself bereft of things to say.

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By *s MariposaWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex

My next door neighbours dogs… I actually cried at 5 this morning when they started barking.

FFS….

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By *nnCeeWoman
26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

The tights that said "no ladder" which bloody well did exactly that, when Ian aged to put my fingers through them, pulling them up earlier.

And also, my manager asking yet another stooopid question.

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By *d mirerMan
26 weeks ago

lost

One dog for deciding it was a good idea to give me ear a friendly nibble and pop the wee ball from my earring .

Both dogs for deciding to rumble and tumble in the garden then coming crashing and skidding into the living room and cover the floor and both sofas in muddy footprints !

The fucking coffee machine for running out of beans mid grind !

The fucking lock on a door 3 storeys up while the keys were still in the van !

Some fucker telling me that I have to admit Farage makes a lot of sense !

Same fuckers wife for agreeing with said fucker !

Some other fucker phoning me in the middle of a song I was enjoying !

Myself for waffling !!!!

Myself again for saying fuck off so often !

Myself a third time for adding cunt to certain prior fuck offs .

Other than that I’ve had a fairly uneventful day so far

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"The tights that said "no ladder" which bloody well did exactly that, when Ian aged to put my fingers through them, pulling them up earlier.

And also, my manager asking yet another stooopid question."

Tell "Ian" to keep his hands off your tights in future. 🤭

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

As I think I fit a few of these above ^ … I’ll fuck off now.

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By *nnCeeWoman
26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"The tights that said "no ladder" which bloody well did exactly that, when Ian aged to put my fingers through them, pulling them up earlier.

And also, my manager asking yet another stooopid question.

Tell "Ian" to keep his hands off your tights in future. 🤭"

I know... he's such a bugger!

(Shows I didn't read thru before posting!)

My Dad (not that he's called Ian) actually borrowed my tights a few months back. He wanted to wear them on stage

(They were doing Spamalot)

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By *arko2020Man
26 weeks ago

Sale

The guy in the mirror who complains about getting old...he can fuck right off! Bell end!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I think every message I’ve received on here today has made me say it "

Sorry for adding to your woes!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Crossed my legs for the hundredth time and forgot about my massive knee bruise for the hundredth time. I said, oh ffs in my head as I winced in pain again. "

Dearest (currently) disfigured Belladonna,

Need it kissing better?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Pretty much everything that has happened to me in the last week. It has not been great.

Cuddle or Scone ????

What’s on the scone?

I'm thinking , butter, jam, fresh strawberrries , fresh cream and a sprinkling of grated lemon rind.

I’m never getting my scone, am I?"

Never say never I say .....

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By *ayRyuMan
26 weeks ago

Harrogate

The semi blind knob head who thought it was ok to just pull out in front of me on a busy roundabout earlier!

Few choice words on top of the f off were uttered!!

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
26 weeks ago

brentwood

I drive an articulated truck in and around London so the list is long…… cyclists

Motorists

Poole on scooters

Walkers

Buses

Cats

Dogs

Other lorries

No where to park

No left turn

No right turn

Buses only

The police

Traffic enforcement officers

Red lights

Old people

This Government can go and do one also!!

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By *ustamanMan
26 weeks ago

weymouth

"Elin musk - twat

Is he related to Elon ?"

Fat finger

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
26 weeks ago

peterborough

On here, couple's up themselves and anyone anti trans. Shocking init, but they exist here.......

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By *eally_RosieWoman
26 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Pretty much any caller from the South East on James O’Brien’s show recently

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
26 weeks ago

peterborough

"I drive an articulated truck in and around London so the list is long…… cyclists

Motorists

Poole on scooters

Walkers

Buses

Cats

Dogs

Other lorries

No where to park

No left turn

No right turn

Buses only

The police

Traffic enforcement officers

Red lights

Old people

This Government can go and do one also!!

Apart from dogs, this made me smile.....

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I drive an articulated truck in and around London so the list is long…… cyclists

Motorists

Poole on scooters

Walkers

Buses

Cats

Dogs

Other lorries

No where to park

No left turn

No right turn

Buses only

The police

Traffic enforcement officers

Red lights

Old people

This Government can go and do one also!!

Apart from dogs, this made me smile....."

I remember my first trip to London in a truck. Well, first trip to London full stop. That was an eye opener! 🤣

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By *erri_kissesTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Islington

"Told myself to fuck off when I spilt my coffee this morning "

This, if you switch up the coffee with nail polish remover*

*never do this for realsies, kidz

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Threads that should have been in the politics forum!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Threads that should have been in the politics forum!! "

And games .... don't forget games

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By *ea monkeyMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Single women that are biphobic. They don’t meet bi men solo… I’m not even going to try and start that conversation with them

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Single women that are biphobic. They don’t meet bi men solo… I’m not even going to try and start that conversation with them "

Fucking weirdos, best of both worlds 😈

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By *ea monkeyMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Single women that are biphobic. They don’t meet bi men solo… I’m not even going to try and start that conversation with them

Fucking weirdos, best of both worlds 😈"

Move up to Manchester and we can show em

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By *olfandtazCouple
26 weeks ago

Bristol

Work today! But I had to say it after the call ended lol

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Single women that are biphobic. They don’t meet bi men solo… I’m not even going to try and start that conversation with them

Fucking weirdos, best of both worlds 😈

Move up to Manchester and we can show em"

That’s an offer

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

"Work today! But I had to say it after the call ended lol "

Omg same. I shouted at my laptop today!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

"Single women that are biphobic. They don’t meet bi men solo… I’m not even going to try and start that conversation with them

Fucking weirdos, best of both worlds 😈"

Absolutely

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By *olfandtazCouple
26 weeks ago

Bristol

"Work today! But I had to say it after the call ended lol

Omg same. I shouted at my laptop today!"

Mine was at my PC, the plus side of being self employed, no one could tell me off for it lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

Fuck off to the stupid racist cunts who've decided Southampton is ripe for a kick off, especially as football is on too ... a double fuck off 🤬

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

Call centres random cut offs: 2 on the trot

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester

Some news my phone thinks I'll be interested in.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Call centres random cut offs: 2 on the trot"

Or call centres that you go round and round without talking to a human!

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By *hroatitboyMan
26 weeks ago

GLA

The council tax office who are telling me I owe 3k despite never missing a payment 🤦‍♂️

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Call centres random cut offs: 2 on the trot

Or call centres that you go round and round without talking to a human!"

That's DVLA and my dr's

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

I told my laptop to piss off and various other things many, many times today

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By *iker JackMan
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Excel. Always excel

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

"Excel. Always excel "

Definitely swore at VLOOKUP more than once

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I didn’t say it but a supplier did. In the most passive aggressive way I’ve ever seen

“I hope this clarifies the situation entirely”

I laughed. It didn’t 😉

Ps. I didn’t reply 😘

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By *anky_PankyWoman
26 weeks ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

The person who is obsessed with me....

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By *idssissyTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

Said silently overhearing some guys in the pub discussing the boxing controversy. Didn't realise we had so many medical experts in my local.

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Dublin

RACISTS!!!

Im sick to death seeing these assholes claim how the newer batch of athletes "arent Irish" just because of their colour

Honestly sick of them!

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
26 weeks ago

Norwich

Elon Musk.

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By *orbotMan
26 weeks ago

Redditch

The letter I've received today from West Midlands police for doing 48mph in 40 on a road I though was a 50!

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By *lynJMan
26 weeks ago

Morden

The repeated trail of shows on ITV (and ITV X). The same shows for what seems like months. Just f. off. If I haven't watched it yet, I'm not going to and if I had seen it, stop telling me about it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

My leg can fuck right off 🖕🏻

Stupid stupid muscle spasms 😭

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By *opinovMan
26 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Nigel Farridge

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By *el65Man
26 weeks ago

paisley

At work

On a building site full of hairy arse workmen someone lodged a complaint about the amount of swearing in the site !!

Those poor tender ears they have!!

Arsehole!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

Uninvited commercial cold callers today, who made multiple repeat calls

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By *oney HoneyWoman
26 weeks ago

York

"My mother, but I say it in my head and not out loud. It's not worth the fallout."

Me too! Pretty much on a daily basis! 🤣

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By *oob suckerMan
26 weeks ago

woking

Looking at the weather this weekend and I will be in a tent!

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By *eronikapaulCouple
26 weeks ago

Reading

the spotty teenager at Halfords who said "We don't stock actual oil filters any more but I can order you one online.

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By *ermite12ukMan
26 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

The absolute twat on the M1 last Sunday afternoon.

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By *ustincider888Man
26 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Not sure what made me say it recently but the football season is about to start so no doubt I'll be saying it plenty over the next 9 months

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
26 weeks ago

Nowhere

Guy trimming his bushes at 7am with a 2-stroke garden tool - he can!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

In the past and NOW the media associating Liverpool with a crime when it isn't.

The 58 year old lives in Southport not Liverpool.

The shootings a year ago were on the WIRRAL not in Liverpool

It happens often.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
26 weeks ago

Nowhere

"In the past and NOW the media associating Liverpool with a crime when it isn't.

The 58 year old lives in Southport not Liverpool.

The shootings a year ago were on the WIRRAL not in Liverpool

It happens often."

We all know the ‘Visiter’ makes sure all local criminals are recognised as having ‘a Liverpool accent!’

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By *lynJMan
26 weeks ago

Morden

"Looking at the weather this weekend and I will be in a tent!

Will that be at a festival?

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By *parkle1974Woman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

A woman at work!

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By *d mirerMan
26 weeks ago

lost

I’m having a non ‘fuck off’ day !

No fucking of the off shall be uttered .

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By *hrek101Man
26 weeks ago

Herts

Searched high and low for my favourite expensive headphones...sat on arm of the sofa FFS

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By *ornycougaWoman
26 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Wasps. They love me and I seem to be permanently jumping around shouting this loudly in public

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By *lynJMan
25 weeks ago

Morden

People (usually tourists) just dawdling along, blocking the pavement, or randomly stopping for a chat. Just F off!

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Out on my bike coming back this afternoon

Driver pulls out

Slid but stopped thank god Harley fat boys are bloody heavy

Caught up with the. Youth and at the lights - so I told him to “Fuck off and then fuck right off”

I am usually so nice too .. 😤

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By *lynJMan
25 weeks ago

Morden

"Out on my bike coming back this afternoon

Driver pulls out

Slid but stopped thank god Harley fat boys are bloody heavy

Caught up with the. Youth and at the lights - so I told him to “Fuck off and then fuck right off”

I am usually so nice too .. 😤"

Did you point out the error of his ways?

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By *naswingdressWoman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

More politics in the lounge 😤

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By *irty Boy-123Man
25 weeks ago

Aberdeen

My phone. I went to a club last night switched my phone on afterwards and can't hear people speak. Unable to get a taxi home so had to walk home and it's still not working. F**k

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"Out on my bike coming back this afternoon

Driver pulls out

Slid but stopped thank god Harley fat boys are bloody heavy

Caught up with the. Youth and at the lights - so I told him to “Fuck off and then fuck right off”

I am usually so nice too .. 😤

Did you point out the error of his ways?"

In deed I did in quite graphic language - full of adjectives - it certainly was not a monotone conversation !

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

My toothache can fuck right off ! And when it gets there it can fuck off some more.... absolute agony 😖😖😖😭😭😭

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By *azza72Man
25 weeks ago

Leeds

When my putt lipped out for the third time during my round of golf on Saturday

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By *ozzybear1981Man
25 weeks ago

preston

The list is long 😂

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By *indergirlWoman
25 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

Looking at the list of books I need to get my oldest for school, nearly £100 worth ffs on top of all the logo uniform extortionate costs for them and the youngest

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By *aughtyboi11Man
25 weeks ago

northampton

More flat earthers popping up with their nonsense in my fb feed

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By *avexxMan
25 weeks ago

cheshire

car bill today

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By *urry BlokeMan
25 weeks ago

Stalybridge

They just skip from one to the next at the minute

There is not a day goes by that 'get to fuck' doesn't cross my mind

It happens so often that none of them are particularly memorable

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By *elisandre300Woman
25 weeks ago

dontbefuckingnosey

My final piece of coursework before my final exam next month ☹️

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

The USA olympics basketball ball team coming back in semis vers Serbia losing the full 59.06 seconds of game to take lead at 54seconds and win

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I have not used that expression since Friday morning, and back then it was in a good way.

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By *appytochatMan
25 weeks ago

Deep in the New Forest

About 10mins ago at the alarm clock.

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By *orthern_nudieMan
25 weeks ago

leeds

Always family aha

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

I only really think it once every few years or so. Last time? Some person who likes to "say it as it is".

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By *r and Mrs CACACouple
25 weeks ago

congleton

Car died, dishwasher died, washing machine died all in the space of a week XD (Mr)

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