FabSwingers.com: kerri_kisses (46) , TV/TS in Islington, Greater London, UK

"all those verifications will be lost in time, like tears in rain"

Not my first rodeo.

Vers top. I really feel I shouldn’t have to say this in the year 2024 but after a couple of meets on the bounce that turned somewhat brown - DOUCHE YOUR FKN ARSEHOLES. How tf are u expecting someone to put their penis/god forbid tongue into the bodily waste you’ve been carting around in yr ass for however fkn long?!!

No guys i'm afraid. Everyone else, in theory, is welcome but can t-girls be relatively convincing - make up/wig/smooth please? And if the couples, y'know, could be couples rather than a masturbating cam-man with pictures of himself & Janice who fked off with the kids a decade previous.

While we’re on the subject of boysies & their bewildering behaviour: I regularly use the chatrooms & can often be seen alone or with a pal or two. You are much more likely to see rude things happening if you don't direct me/us. I know some like it a lot but it actually really aggravates me most of the time. See also, acting like an entitled prick, this is not B*bestation - I do not owe you an orgasm.

Not into the fetishisation of sl4very IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER so don’t ask me for race play - go find yourself some self-loathing Karen for that bleak ass shit.

The answer to ‘Skype?’ is *always* no.

ALSO, just to preempt your message, sir, you are not going to cure me of my sexual preferences.

***IMPORTANT***

I think there’s something fundamentally wrong with you if you think a picture of your penis is adequate enough to secure yourself a meet. It is not. Stop acting like a witless barbarian and stop delivering images of it to unsuspecting inboxes.

In fact, in summing up, I’d have to conclude that an adult male human being acting in such a way, particularly post metoo, is more than likely an existential threat/danger to society. AND is fucked when the patriarchy finally crumbles.

DO NOT CALL ME SISSY, BITCH.

26/2/24

EVERY time I make the decision to give this bio a cheery/positive overhaul to make it less…cuntily abrasive, I make the mistake of checking my inbox 1st and, without fail, come across a new message that plummets to new depths of deluded entitlement from a faceless, infoless, berk. Therefore, I make the difficult decision to remain an abrasive cvnt in an effort to head a few cocks off at the metaphorical pass.

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On a separate note, that Sydney University thing is like a case of mass psychosis at play. Absolutely fascinating, you massive bunch of flaming dingbats :-/

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