FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

hooker with a heart of gold :-p


TV/TS in Islington, Greater London, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

18 hours ago... “Spandex”? Are you a time traveller?

TickPhoto VerifiedOn mobile site
Public videos
Public photos
Published verifications

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women TV/TS aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Cannot travel.

kerri_kisses

47 years old
Bisexual

5'11"  180cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cross-dressing, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism
"all those verifications will be lost in time, like tears in rain"

Not my first rodeo.

Vers top. I really feel I shouldn’t have to say this in the year 2024 but after a couple of meets on the bounce that turned somewhat brown - DOUCHE YOUR FKN ARSEHOLES. How tf are u expecting someone to put their penis/god forbid tongue into the bodily waste you’ve been carting around in yr ass for however fkn long?!!

No guys i'm afraid. Everyone else, in theory, is welcome but can t-girls be relatively convincing - make up/wig/smooth please? And if the couples, y'know, could be couples rather than a masturbating cam-man with pictures of himself & Janice who fked off with the kids a decade previous.

While we’re on the subject of boysies & their bewildering behaviour: I regularly use the chatrooms & can often be seen alone or with a pal or two. You are much more likely to see rude things happening if you don't direct me/us. I know some like it a lot but it actually really aggravates me most of the time. See also, acting like an entitled prick, this is not B*bestation - I do not owe you an orgasm.

Not into the fetishisation of sl4very IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER so don’t ask me for race play - go find yourself some self-loathing Karen for that bleak ass shit.

The answer to ‘Skype?’ is *always* no.

ALSO, just to preempt your message, sir, you are not going to cure me of my sexual preferences.

***IMPORTANT***

I think there’s something fundamentally wrong with you if you think a picture of your penis is adequate enough to secure yourself a meet. It is not. Stop acting like a witless barbarian and stop delivering images of it to unsuspecting inboxes.

In fact, in summing up, I’d have to conclude that an adult male human being acting in such a way, particularly post metoo, is more than likely an existential threat/danger to society. AND is fucked when the patriarchy finally crumbles.

DO NOT CALL ME SISSY, BITCH.

26/2/24

EVERY time I make the decision to give this bio a cheery/positive overhaul to make it less…cuntily abrasive, I make the mistake of checking my inbox 1st and, without fail, come across a new message that plummets to new depths of deluded entitlement from a faceless, infoless, berk. Therefore, I make the difficult decision to remain an abrasive cvnt in an effort to head a few cocks off at the metaphorical pass.

————————————————————————————————————————————————

On a separate note, that Sydney University thing is like a case of mass psychosis at play. Absolutely fascinating, you massive bunch of flaming dingbats :-/