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"It probably depends on what you’re the goddess *of*. Being the goddess of lurve is probably quite a different thing from being the goddess of lost socks, for example." To be fair I am flipping ace at finding lost socks | |||
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"You should demand to meet the first guy that messages you on this thread. (Or second or even third if i wasnt the first 🤣)" Will he offer to do my dishes?  | |||
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"You should demand to meet the first guy that messages you on this thread. (Or second or even third if i wasnt the first 🤣) Will he offer to do my dishes? "If dishes are the only thing that needs doing, probably | |||
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"That he should wear your maids outfit and clean your house from top to bottom...and then maybe wash the car - I think you could take advantage of your new found status!!" I don't have a car. Do you think he'd service the bike instead?  | |||
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"I AM a goddess "Welcome. We could start our own club. A clique if you will | |||
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"I'd demand a back scratcher a stomach wobbler and a toe picker ." My stomach wobbles on its own  | |||
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"Get them to shave your pubes for you 🦍" Will they eat the nits while they're at it? 🙊 | |||
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"You could go all Freya and get a chariot led by cats. Or channel your inner Morrigan and turn into a crow at will - no more traffic. " Having children is already close enough to herding cats, so I'll pass on that. But no more traffic sounds good | |||
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"Get them to shave your pubes for you 🦍 Will they eat the nits while they're at it? 🙊" Only if they’re crunchy. I’m sure they’d clear the dingleberries from your bum fluff too  | |||
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"You should demand to meet the first guy that messages you on this thread. (Or second or even third if i wasnt the first 🤣) Will he offer to do my dishes?
If dishes are the only thing that needs doing, probably "Wow, he must have a thing for rubber gloves and the smell of washing up liquid | |||
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"Based on his message I am certain who would be delighted to service you...I mean service your bike!" I'll lube it up and bring it round | |||
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"Well, so said some random bloke in a message. I'm obviously delighted to know this, but a bit lost. What should I do? Ask for sacrifices? Demand peeled grapes and servants to scrub my hairy toes and lick clean my butt plugs? What would you demand? Help a lady out here "Maybe a burnt offering (what's your cooking like?) | |||
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"Well, so said some random bloke in a message. I'm obviously delighted to know this, but a bit lost. What should I do? Ask for sacrifices? Demand peeled grapes and servants to scrub my hairy toes and lick clean my butt plugs? What would you demand? Help a lady out here "Kneel before you | |||
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"Get them to shave your pubes for you 🦍 Will they eat the nits while they're at it? 🙊 Only if they’re crunchy. I’m sure they’d clear the dingleberries from your bum fluff too "My nits are as crunchy as my dingleberries  | |||
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"I have acolytes who do whatever i tell them to. Goddess life is good. " High five sister ✋ | |||
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"As a goddess I'm pretty sure you can demand whatever you desire, but be careful and remember you can have too much of a good thing "You can never have enough grapes peeled by oiled up topless hunks  | |||
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"I too am in the Goddess club. Our Pantheon is gonna be fucking awesome. J" Hell yes! Is it full of lithe naked bodies slowly gyrating? | |||
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"Maybe a burnt offering (what's your cooking like?) "Pretty good thanks. My buns are awe inspiring | |||
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"I too am in the Goddess club. Our Pantheon is gonna be fucking awesome. J Hell yes! Is it full of lithe naked bodies slowly gyrating? " I'll gladly gyrate for you Dee | |||
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"Kneel before you "Excellent. Usually it's the other way round, and my knees are starting to wear out | |||
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp. However in the case of Dee I feel the need to compliment till the end of time. Based purely on her looks one has to agree that she is a goddess, and since she is going to bed me, I can guarantee you still won't be getting any. Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun! " ^^ I fixed that for you fella! | |||
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp. You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any. Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun! " But it's not simping if he's accurate. And I *am* a Goddess | |||
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp. You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any. Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun! But it's not simping if he's accurate. And I *am* a Goddess "It's alright OP, I helped him to see the errors of his ways. | |||
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"I too am in the Goddess club. Our Pantheon is gonna be fucking awesome. J Hell yes! Is it full of lithe naked bodies slowly gyrating? " This sounds a bit Tales of the Unexpected or Bond movie. 🤔 In. 😈😁 J | |||
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"Get them to shave your pubes for you 🦍 Will they eat the nits while they're at it? 🙊 Only if they’re crunchy. I’m sure they’d clear the dingleberries from your bum fluff too
My nits are as crunchy as my dingleberries "I wasn’t hungry, but I am now 🤣 | |||
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp. You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any. Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun! But it's not simping if he's accurate. And I *am* a Goddess
It's alright OP, I helped him to see the errors of his ways."Error of my ways? Nah this is lost on me All i know is I've had women get on their knees before me many times. I think they may be praying but who knows. There's some mumbling, some moaning etc. May be a prayer. Not sure as I'm a bit distracted. I've certainly had them shout "oh my god" when I'm doing my thing... So..does that make me a god then? I can live with that.  | |||
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp. You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any. Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun! " I'll never understand why some people choose to piss on another's bonfire. | |||
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Damn straight I am, now bring me snacks or it's orf with ones head! | |||
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"Well, so said some random bloke in a message. I'm obviously delighted to know this, but a bit lost. What should I do? Ask for sacrifices? Demand peeled grapes and servants to scrub my hairy toes and lick clean my butt plugs? What would you demand? Help a lady out here "I looked up Kakia’s Wikipedia page… then I thought nah… you’re too skinny. You would totally tempt a Hercules though… | |||
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"It probably depends on what you’re the goddess *of*. Being the goddess of lurve is probably quite a different thing from being the goddess of lost socks, for example. To be fair I am flipping ace at finding lost socks" Please find mine. Every bloody wash one goes missing! | |||
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"I’m a goddess too. No, wait. No I’m not." If course you are. Anyone who can wear *that* Princess Leia outfit is obviously goddess material 👸👙 | |||
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"Not sure about Goddess, although I think I've had a similarmessage before... maybe more like little female Buddha. Rub my belly for good luck 🤣" Oh go on then. I'll even warm up my hands first | |||
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"I got called a Queen today
Damn straight I am, now bring me snacks or it's orf with ones head! "I'm sure there's a few fabbers who wouldn't object to you playing with their heads | |||
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"I looked up Kakia’s Wikipedia page… then I thought nah… you’re too skinny. You would totally tempt a Hercules though… "Oooh, a Hercules. Have you seen any around here? | |||
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"Goddess you say. You should demand of your subjects a harvest of bum fluff, they should lay it out over your naked body and worship at your toes. " Just imagine the different colours of anal fluff I might receive | |||
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp. You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any. Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun! I'll never understand why some people choose to piss on another's bonfire. " You ever noticed how you can't even make a joke on this forum without someone's bottom tightening hard enough to make diamonds these days? Everyone's offended.... | |||
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"Not sure about Goddess, although I think I've had a similarmessage before... maybe more like little female Buddha. Rub my belly for good luck 🤣 Oh go on then. I'll even warm up my hands first "Yippeeeeee!!! Make it jiggle! It makes me chuckle | |||
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"I got called a Queen today
Damn straight I am, now bring me snacks or it's orf with ones head! "I call a work colleague a Queen all the time. He absolutely hates it. But yes he does behave like one. | |||
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"I'll never understand why some men feel the need to simp. You can compliment a woman till the end of time based purely on her looks and it still won't mean youre getting any. Be a devil fellas. It's much more fun! But it's not simping if he's accurate. And I *am* a Goddess
It's alright OP, I helped him to see the errors of his ways.
Error of my ways? Nah this is lost on me
All i know is I've had women get on their knees before me many times. I think they may be praying but who knows. There's some mumbling, some moaning etc. May be a prayer. Not sure as I'm a bit distracted.
I've certainly had them shout "oh my god" when I'm doing my thing...
So..does that make me a god then?
I can live with that.
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"Hey there goddess I’m gonna feed you my grapes whilst worshipping your anus with my tongue." Ooooft! Feed me those bum grapes 🤤😍 | |||
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"Hey there goddess I’m gonna feed you my grapes whilst worshipping your anus with my tongue. Ooooft! Feed me those bum grapes 🤤😍" Bum grapes are the sweetest | |||
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