FabSwingers.com: J (39) , Man in Near Keith, Scotland, UK

Oh, hello! If I'd known I was going to have company, I'd have put the kettle on. I suppose you came here to learn about me, right? Well, if you're looking for a guy who's tall, well-hung, and built like a Greek god, you've come to the right place! I'm not sure if he's available right now, though, so I might have to do in the meantime. :P (I mean in fairness, I'm tall compared to guys who are shorter than me, I'm great at putting pictures and shelves up, and I'm totally built like a Greek god if Dionysus counts)

I'm mainly here to socialise, network, and have fun on the forums. Of course I want to meet people for sweaty sexytimes as well, but meeting for a no-pressure social first is important to see if there's a spark before disappointing anyone.

I have a variety of esoteric hobbies, interests and kinks that would make this way too long if I listed them, and if I told you everything about myself here, what would be left to talk about while chatting? A fella's gotta have some secrets.

What isn't a secret, though, is that I'm looking for women (curvy redheads to the front of the queue, bonus points if you're nerdy!) and will consider couples. Single guys, I appreciate and am flattered by the interest but you're barking up the wrong tree. :) I have both feet and a car so travel is not an issue, and the house was generous enough to come with extra rooms so I can usually accommodate.

I do come with a wife (phrasing!), who is also on here under the name KAFuricorn, but we're usually not a package deal. We will happily confirm for each other that we play separately with knowledge and consent.

I'm also not here for anyone who's playing away from their own partner. If that's your thing by all means have at it, but I don't want to be involved.

Finally, I write poems for people on the lounge forum and find it really enjoyable, so if anyone just wants a poem written with no further contact, just ask!

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