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"does this sea front have a low cliff with a tiny sandy bay below it? i's for i'll take that plot to develop. also the village may need a ferris wheel for the 30m high club hahahaha" It absolutely does so that plot is yours | |||
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"I'm having a wooden chalet on stilts out in the water and a pool and a plane and a bar and a dog and a ........" There are palm island style plots so one’s got your name on it | |||
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"Il stand outside the village with a hose pipe to squirt you all at bed time " And ward off horny locals trying to get to our paradise | |||
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"Il stand outside the village with a hose pipe to squirt you all at bed time And ward off horny locals trying to get to our paradise " damn townies | |||
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"Il stand outside the village with a hose pipe to squirt you all at bed time And ward off horny locals trying to get to our paradise damn townies" Get orf our land (pitchfork at the ready) | |||
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"I'm building my house in the cave on the side of the cliff....private gym, swimming pool and jacuzzi and endless supply of potatoes to throw at you lot from my balcony when you get too rowdy "That's all our cave...... permission denied. | |||
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"I'm building my house in the cave on the side of the cliff....private gym, swimming pool and jacuzzi and endless supply of potatoes to throw at you lot from my balcony when you get too rowdy "I'm with her | |||
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"does this sea front have a low cliff with a tiny sandy bay below it? i's for i'll take that plot to develop. also the village may need a ferris wheel for the 30m high club hahahaha It absolutely does so that plot is yours" it'll be getting a nice 10 foot wall with battlements on top around it and towers as well. come to think of it, besides my plot the village should have such walls and towers too. when outsiders turn up we can become all french and 'fart in their general direction' haha | |||
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"I'm building my house in the cave on the side of the cliff....private gym, swimming pool and jacuzzi and endless supply of potatoes to throw at you lot from my balcony when you get too rowdy "plot on hold for you | |||
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"Don't forget to plant a Pampas clump in front of each unit!" Request noted | |||
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"does this sea front have a low cliff with a tiny sandy bay below it? i's for i'll take that plot to develop. also the village may need a ferris wheel for the 30m high club hahahaha It absolutely does so that plot is yours it'll be getting a nice 10 foot wall with battlements on top around it and towers as well. come to think of it, besides my plot the village should have such walls and towers too. when outsiders turn up we can become all french and 'fart in their general direction' haha" I like it and a moat and draw bridge | |||
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"I'm building my house in the cave on the side of the cliff....private gym, swimming pool and jacuzzi and endless supply of potatoes to throw at you lot from my balcony when you get too rowdy
I'm with her "Move on in and let's be miserable together | |||
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"I'm building my house in the cave on the side of the cliff....private gym, swimming pool and jacuzzi and endless supply of potatoes to throw at you lot from my balcony when you get too rowdy
That's all our cave...... permission denied."I already licky dibbed it....squatters rights an all that malarkey | |||
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"I'll have a nice log cabin with a wood burning stove, sea view with a verandah overlooking the sea. Hot tub on the verandah with space for 8 people for party nights. Don't forget a built in beer fridge so I don't have to get out of the hot tub to get a drink! " All noted and added to the plans plot 7b is yours | |||
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"I'm only moving there if it's not full of retired people " There are other qualifying reasons in place to accept none retirees | |||
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"I'm only moving there if it's not full of retired people There are other qualifying reasons in place to accept none retirees " Good because places where only retired people live attract murderers, just ask Richard Osman | |||
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"I'm only moving there if it's not full of retired people There are other qualifying reasons in place to accept none retirees Good because places where only retired people live attract murderers, just ask Richard Osman " Urgh his books are on my tbr list and a pair of grannies on the train last night were going into such detail about who died in them! I almost moved! | |||
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"I'm only moving there if it's not full of retired people There are other qualifying reasons in place to accept none retirees Good because places where only retired people live attract murderers, just ask Richard Osman Urgh his books are on my tbr list and a pair of grannies on the train last night were going into such detail about who died in them! I almost moved!" Tsk didn't they realise other passengers might not have read them yet! | |||
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"I'm only moving there if it's not full of retired people There are other qualifying reasons in place to accept none retirees Good because places where only retired people live attract murderers, just ask Richard Osman " Very strict entrance checks to eliminate potential murderers,and young can retire as well | |||
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"Could I have a small piece of land to put a tiny house on please "Absolutely, any location requests | |||
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"I'm only moving there if it's not full of retired people There are other qualifying reasons in place to accept none retirees Good because places where only retired people live attract murderers, just ask Richard Osman Very strict entrance checks to eliminate potential murderers,and young can retire as well" Ok I'm in. I would like sea views to the front, countryside views to the back, a swimming pool and a greenhouse please. | |||
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"I'm only moving there if it's not full of retired people There are other qualifying reasons in place to accept none retirees Good because places where only retired people live attract murderers, just ask Richard Osman Urgh his books are on my tbr list and a pair of grannies on the train last night were going into such detail about who died in them! I almost moved! Tsk didn't they realise other passengers might not have read them yet! " Exactly! Height of rudeness, that | |||
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"Could I have a small piece of land to put a tiny house on please
Absolutely, any location requests"A small field with some trees | |||
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"Could I have a small piece of land to put a tiny house on please
Absolutely, any location requests
A small field with some trees "Orchard property plot 17 is yours with mini highland cows, pigs and chickens | |||
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"Could I have a small piece of land to put a tiny house on please
Absolutely, any location requests
A small field with some trees
Orchard property plot 17 is yours with mini highland cows, pigs and chickens "Yass!  | |||
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"Could I have a small piece of land to put a tiny house on please
Absolutely, any location requests
A small field with some trees
Orchard property plot 17 is yours with mini highland cows, pigs and chickens
Yass! "May you be forever happy in your home | |||
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"A hammock as a sex swing, mattresses are too harsh on the elderly." Can the elderly get in and stay in a hammock  | |||
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"A hammock as a sex swing, mattresses are too harsh on the elderly." Added to the homes specifications | |||
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"We need a catchy name for the village as well" Pineaplle in sea? | |||
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"We need a catchy name for the village as well Pineaplle in sea?" That’s SpongeBob isn’t it | |||
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"Clearly there has to be a pool and spa facilities with at least one naked day a week and one women-only day." I should be able to arrange the timetable so the women only day works in harmony with a boys away day out at the football win win | |||
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"Clearly there has to be a pool and spa facilities with at least one naked day a week and one women-only day. I should be able to arrange the timetable so the women only day works in harmony with a boys away day out at the football win win " i don't do football, so i'm reserving the right to be an honorary woman for the day | |||
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"Clearly there has to be a pool and spa facilities with at least one naked day a week and one women-only day. I should be able to arrange the timetable so the women only day works in harmony with a boys away day out at the football win win i don't do football, so i'm reserving the right to be an honorary woman for the day" You’re welcome to, lol | |||
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"Orgy in the village Church, love they neighbour and the acoustics will be phenomenal! Can I request a little two bed cottage. " Absolutely re the cottage, centre of the village or out in the quieter edge of village | |||
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"Big bed on the village green please. With a canopy for rainy days" Swing or stationary ? How many would you like it to take at one time | |||
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"Orgy in the village Church, love they neighbour and the acoustics will be phenomenal! Can I request a little two bed cottage. Absolutely re the cottage, centre of the village or out in the quieter edge of village " Quieter edge love a good walk into the centre, also get to go past anyone who likes to exhibition | |||
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"Don't forget to plant a Pampas clump in front of each unit!" And a pineapple field | |||
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"Big bed on the village green please. With a canopy for rainy days Swing or stationary ? How many would you like it to take at one time " Depends how many are available and not looking after their chickens or throwing potatoes. | |||
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"Big bed on the village green please. With a canopy for rainy days Swing or stationary ? How many would you like it to take at one time Depends how many are available and not looking after their chickens or throwing potatoes. " Small single bed then | |||
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"Big bed on the village green please. With a canopy for rainy days Swing or stationary ? How many would you like it to take at one time Depends how many are available and not looking after their chickens or throwing potatoes. " Or maybe like the baseball field I’ll build it and they’ll cum  | |||
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"Orgy in the village Church, love they neighbour and the acoustics will be phenomenal! Can I request a little two bed cottage. Absolutely re the cottage, centre of the village or out in the quieter edge of village Quieter edge love a good walk into the centre, also get to go past anyone who likes to exhibition " 36 is perfect for your needs | |||
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"I'll sleep in a shack as I'll be mostly knocking on the hot women's doors and using their pool and being the hot pool boy" Cricket club storage room is free | |||
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"I want a tree house on the hill 2 cats and 4 dogs. I also want my neighbours to be plonked at least 1 kilometer away from my property too. I know M. would agree about the privacy thing.
Ps. What does nice mean? "Ahem….FIVE dogs and one MILE away. 
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"I want a tree house on the hill 2 cats and 4 dogs. I also want my neighbours to be plonked at least 1 kilometer away from my property too. I know M. would agree about the privacy thing.
Ps. What does nice mean? "Nice varies but trying to avoid cock wombles who would spoil the village vibe There are 2 select tree houses on the outskirts overlooking a lake 1.5km from each other with extensive grounds and a private island each | |||
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"I want a tree house on the hill 2 cats and 4 dogs. I also want my neighbours to be plonked at least 1 kilometer away from my property too. I know M. would agree about the privacy thing.
Ps. What does nice mean?
Ahem….FIVE dogs and one MILE away.
M"I did that on purpose
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"I want a tree house on the hill 2 cats and 4 dogs. I also want my neighbours to be plonked at least 1 kilometer away from my property too. I know M. would agree about the privacy thing.
Ps. What does nice mean?
Nice varies but trying to avoid cock wombles who would spoil the village vibe
There are 2 select tree houses on the outskirts overlooking a lake 1.5km from each other with extensive grounds and a private island each"Sold ! I need my lady's lair and M needs his man cave too.
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"I want a tree house on the hill 2 cats and 4 dogs. I also want my neighbours to be plonked at least 1 kilometer away from my property too. I know M. would agree about the privacy thing.
Ps. What does nice mean?
Nice varies but trying to avoid cock wombles who would spoil the village vibe
There are 2 select tree houses on the outskirts overlooking a lake 1.5km from each other with extensive grounds and a private island each
Sold ! I need my lady's lair and M needs his man cave too.
Thank you!
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"Ace! Yeah, sign me up please. I'd like a simple cottage with an open fire and 2 bedrooms, 1 for me to sleep in, and 1 for debauchery "Sorted, end of the high street just down a little lane 17a rose cottage | |||
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"Can I have a cave in the Base of the hill at the back corner of the land please " Cave with a burbling brook and wood down to your name, wonkos retreat plot 29 | |||
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